After hearing these words, King Pihan stammered and asked.
In fact, King Pihan always felt that he was quite courageous, otherwise he would not have pretended to be a Buddha or a Bodhisattva, and went to Jinping Mansion to steal food and drink.
But no matter how courageous it is.
I don’t dare to confront people from heaven and Buddhism!
Looking at the two brothers who looked a little panicked, King Pishu looked sad and said, "I'm not sure whether it's true or not."
"But looking at the direction of the trend recently, I'm afraid it's almost the same."
"Second brother, what should we do?"
King Pichen, the timidest one, was frightened and said: "I heard that those gods and Buddhas suppressed monsters very harshly."
Saying that, it looked at the two demons.
"It's better to be caught by Buddhism. If you are lucky, you will be taken by those Bodhisattvas and Arhats as mounts or gatekeepers. If you are caught by people from heaven, 90% of them will go to the demon-slaying platform!"
"You can't be reincarnated even if you die!"
When I thought that in the future I would be caught by heavenly soldiers and generals, taken to the demon-slaying platform, and then have my head chopped off with a single blow.
King Pihan immediately started a cold war.
It quickly protected its neck and looked at King Pishu.
"Second brother!"
"You must find a way!"
King Pihan said in a trembling voice: "We have finally reached the Golden Immortal Realm in this life, and we haven't even had time to enjoy the blessings for a few years. If we die like this, I won't be willing to go to hell!"
"Yes, second brother!"
King Bichen also shouted.
Its voice was crying, "I still want to play "League of Immortals" and watch the finale of "Monster Inn"!"
As the wise one among the three brothers.
King Pishu had naturally thought about countermeasures a long time ago.
It glanced at the two brothers and said solemnly: "Eldest brother, third brother, there is no way to do it, but it will be very difficult for us to do it."
"Just say it!"
"No matter how difficult it is, we have to try!" x2
King Pihan and King Pichen said in unison.
When King Pishu saw this scene, he stopped trying to show off and hooked his hands towards the two demons, gesturing for them to come closer, and then whispered:
"Clear it!"
…
"Whitewash?"
"Your Majesty, what does this mean?"
Huangfengling, Huangfeng Cave.
A group of monsters sat in front of a long table, all looking puzzled.
The yellow wind monster at the head of the seat stroked his beard and glanced at the monsters lightly, "I told you to study more on weekdays, but none of you listened. Otherwise, how could you not even know the meaning of the word 'whitening'?"
"Uh...hehe!"
The Tiger Pioneer scratched his head when he heard this and smiled sheepishly.
"This is what your Majesty taught you."
"We will definitely study hard in the future."
As he spoke, it licked its face and asked, "Your Majesty, please explain to the little ones what does Lingji Bodhisattva mean by these words?"
"Yes, Your Majesty, please explain it to us!" xN
The little demons below said one after another.
The Yellow Wind Monster then lazily said: "Okay, actually what Lingji Bodhisattva said is plain, he just wants to recruit us and stop being monsters in Huangfengling. It's best to follow him."
Lingji Bodhisattva and Yellow Wind Monster have known each other for a long time.
Although the Yellow Wind Monster is a rat spirit.
But the rat spirit living at the foot of Lingshan Mountain is no ordinary rat spirit.
As a monk who became a monk on the way, neither an expounder nor an immortal who intercepts the teachings, Lingji Bodhisattva has always been very smooth.
Therefore, I do have some friendship with the Yellow Wind Monster.
Last time Taiyi Zhenren gave him a private website seed.
Lingji Bodhisattva found the Yellow Wind Monster and asked it for any good solutions. After all, Huangfengling was not far from Heifeng Mountain and they were both monsters, so the news was definitely better than that of Lingshan, which was far away.
It just so happens that Yellow Wind Monster also has a business plan to create pirated resources.
The two hit it off right away!
Lingji Bodhisattva uses its private website as a platform to invest in it, and Huang Fenggui is responsible for technical operations and employees.
Together they established the first piracy resource website in the three worlds.
And named the website [Everything Is There].
Under the pay-to-viewing system promoted by Black Wind Mountain Entertainment Company, the emergence of such a white-hot website naturally attracted user traffic and popularity in just two months.
Just let everything be online and become the second largest private website after the Yin and Yang Shuangxiu Network of Dingguang Huanxi Buddha.
The influx of wishes was overwhelming.
The value of the Yellow Wind Monster and Lingji Bodhisattva instantly increased.
The partnership is getting closer!
No, after Lingji Bodhisattva learned from Guanyin Bodhisattva that Du Fei, together with Heavenly Court and Buddhism, was about to implement the demon population census and the demon clan autonomous region policy within the three realms.
The Yellow Wind Monster was notified immediately.
He also suggested that they join his own army, get rid of their low status as monsters in the lower world, and obtain the Buddhist system.
"ah?"
Hearing the Yellow Wind Monster's words, Tiger Pioneer was a little confused.
It blinked and said blankly: "But we are monsters to begin with, why should we not be monsters?"
Other little demons expressed their agreement one after another.
Life is a monster person, death is a monster soul.
No matter what you say, you can't do anything that betrays your ancestors!
The yellow wind monster rolled his eyes when he heard the sound. He held his forehead and said silently: "It's terrible to be uneducated."
After muttering, the Yellow Wind Monster could only explain again: "Have you seen "Journey to the West"? Sun Wukong is a monster, but after he was recruited to heaven, he was no longer a monster, but a god!"
"Then is he a god or a monster?"
A pig demon asked blankly.
The other monsters also showed the same puzzled expression.
Yellow Wind Monster: "..."
Why did I find such a group of idiot subordinates!
He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, then opened his eyes and said word by word: "He himself is still a monster, but when he went to heaven, he gained the status of a god. Just like this king, although he is a monster, he is also you.
King."
"One is origin and the other is status."
"Do you understand?"
Hearing this, all the monsters in the cave suddenly realized, "Oh~"
"So that's what it means!"
"Well, we totally get it now!"
But the yellow wind monster still looked suspicious.
At this time, Tiger Pioneer took the initiative and said: "But Your Majesty, we live well in Huangfengling. We are free and have no shortage of food and clothing. We can also play games, watch movies, and have all kinds of fun."
"There is absolutely no need to go to Lingji Bodhisattva, right?"
"Yeah yeah!"
"I heard that monks have much older rules. They are not allowed to eat meat, drink alcohol, let alone have biological children."
"Ah, so many rules?"
"I still want to save some more money and marry the little flower on the opposite hill!"
The little demons in the cave immediately began to discuss the matter.
"Quiet!"
The yellow wind monster slapped the table to signal the monsters to be quiet, and then said leisurely: "You are indeed right!"
"But Bodhisattva Lingji gave us inside information. Soon, the bear demon from Black Wind Mountain will join forces with the top forces in the three realms, including Heaven, Buddhism, and the underworld, to conduct a census of the monsters in the lower realms."
"We will have to move collectively when the time comes."
He shook his head, "So no matter whether we accept Lingji Bodhisattva's suggestion or not, we can no longer live in Huangfengling."