"We are good demons, and we are all staff of the Three Realms Census Office!"
"I'm here to give you some warmth!"
The dog-headed military advisor held a large iron-wrapped trumpet and walked through the village with his hands on his hips, shouting loudly.
Seeing the monster with a white helmet on its head, a yellow vest and a dog's nose walking around in the village and shouting loudly, the villagers hiding in the houses were beating drums in their hearts.
"Are what this monster said true or false?"
A villager asked in confusion.
"It must be fake!"
Hearing this, some people immediately rolled their eyes and said, "Oh, how can a monster come to give people warmth?"
"Isn't this a weasel giving New Year greetings to a chicken?"
"Why!"
"It doesn't look like much to me."
The villagers nearby retorted after hearing this: "Look at the yellow vest that the monster is wearing. It has the words 'Monster Census' clearly written in white paint, and the two words on the helmet are 'Inspection'."
"When I was watching "Xinwen Lianbo" just now, it did say that there were inspectors going to the lower realms to catch monsters!"
"Old Song."
"You're talking nonsense."
The previous villager snorted disdainfully, "If I wrote your father's name on my clothes, would you call me dad?"
"Hey, you little brat is looking for a beating, aren't you?"
"come!"
"Do you think I'm afraid of you?"
The village man who spoke first saw this and quickly grabbed his two companions who rolled up their sleeves and were about to start.
"What are you doing? The monster is still outside!"
After hearing this, the two of them stopped.
The village man added: "Then let's wait and see if anyone else goes out to talk to the monster."
However, after being harmed by the python spirit for more than half a year, the people of Tuoluozhuang have long developed the habit of being cautious in everything. No matter how much the dog-headed military advisor shouted outside, no one stood up.
"Huhu..."
"Your Majesty, these villagers refuse to come out!"
The chief military officer stuck out his tongue and panted heavily as he came to Dujiao Si, "It's useless even if I scream at my little throat!"
"Trash, loser!"
Dujiao Si knocked the dog on the head and cursed:
"You have to go through so much trouble to recruit someone, how can you still have the nerve to be a military advisor?"
"Get out of here, look at me!"
After that, Dujiao Si snatched the big trumpet from the hand of the dog-headed military advisor, then he cleared his throat and shouted into the village:
"Folks, I am the Qing Niu under the throne of Saint Taiqing."
"People call him the One-horned King!"
"Now he is the inspection captain of the Three Realms Monster Census Office!"
"I came to your Qijue Mountain this time because I heard that there is a python monster nearby that specializes in eating people and doing evil. I came here specifically to arrest it. If you have any information, please take the initiative to report it to this king."
"If you all hide at home and refuse to cooperate, then my Majesty will not be able to help you eliminate evil."
"I can only turn around and leave!"
Dujiao Si is not someone who likes to be criticized.
Although Du Fei requested that before catching the evil monsters, their origin, identity and purpose must be explained to the local human people.
In order to let the people remember them after the evil demon forces are eliminated.
But Du Fei didn't let him beg for help in a humble manner.
The villagers of Tuoluozhuang did not cooperate.
At worst, it would go to another place alone and help the human race people who cooperated with its work to eliminate the local disasters.
really!
The dog-headed military advisor shouted earnestly for a long time, but there was no sound.
As soon as Dujiao Si finished speaking, the door of a house opened and a gray-haired old man walked out.
This is no one else.
It was Old Man Li whose son was kidnapped.
He trembled as he arrived at the entrance of the village, looked at Unicorn Si, who was also wearing a yellow vest, red armbands, and a white hat on his head, and asked in a trembling voice: "Your Majesty, are everything you said true?"
"Hahaha, old man."
"Of course what this king said is true!"
Dujiao Si was overjoyed when he saw this and hurriedly took a step forward. His originally arrogant tone instantly became amiable.
As it spoke, it patted its yellow vest and armbands.
"look."
"These are the uniforms of the Monster Census Office!"
Old Man Li glanced at the monsters standing around. It was indeed as Dujiao Si said. Each of them was wearing the same clothes, with the words "Monster Census" and "Inspection" printed on them.
His courage suddenly grew and his voice became excited.
"Oh, you are finally here!"
"Old man, don't worry."
Dujiaosi supported Old Man Li, who was suddenly bursting into tears, and said hurriedly: "Tell me, my king, where is the monster?"
…
Looking at the monsters rolling up the monster clouds and heading straight towards the cliff of Qijue Mountain.
The villagers of Tuoluozhuang finally came out of their houses.
"Old man Li, you are so brave!"
"How dare you stand so close to that minotaur and talk nonsense?"
"Who says it's not?"
"My heart is in my throat."
"I'm afraid that the monster will swallow Old Man Li up in one bite!"
The villagers who had witnessed the whole process immediately surrounded Old Man Li, and they all talked about it with fear on their faces.
"You have not lost your son."
"If you were the one who lost your son, how dare you come out!"
In fact, Old Man Li's legs were so frightened that he could only risk his life and talk to the monster in order to keep his son captured by the python spirit alive.
"Is what Niu Tou said true?"
"Are you really here to help our Tuoluo Village catch monsters?"
The villagers couldn't help but wonder.
"If you ask me, I'd say we're inseparable."
The village man on the side took over, "Didn't you see how happy the bullhead looked after Old Man Li went out?"
"Yeah!"
"Their outfits are exactly the same as those in the news!"
A sharp-eyed villager then added.
Hearing these words, the other villagers suddenly became happy, "If that's the case, that would be great!"
"Hey, I said."
"Everyone, don't be too impatient to be happy."
At this time, someone poured cold water on it, "I don't know if this bull's head can beat the monster on Qijue Cliff. Don't forget that we invited so many mages and Taoist priests before, but they were all eaten by it!"
"
"Probably not..."
"I see that Niu Tou has some older helpers!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the familiar demonic clouds floated over from the distant sky.
"The monster is here again, run!"
The crowd screamed again and were about to run away, but were frightened by a dead red-scaled python falling from the sky.
At this time, Dujiao Si and his little demons also fell down.
"You monsters really can't help but fight!"
"He'll be dead in two blows."
It clapped its hands and said with a bored expression.
Hearing this, the surrounding villagers who had not had time to escape no longer cared about their fear of the horned python. They all opened their eyes wide and cautiously approached the dead body of the red-scaled python.
"Is this the monster from Qijue Cliff?"
"What a big one!"
The dog-headed military advisor stood up at this time and said, "Yes, this is the vicious demon who is doing evil in Qijue Mountain, the red-scaled python spirit."
"Now he has been killed by our king himself!"
Snapped!
Dujiao Si shook off the dog-headed military advisor and his head went crazy.
It glared and said, "What king?"
"We only have one identity now, and that is the inspectors of the Three Realms United Demon Census Office. Do you understand?"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
The dog-headed military advisor smiled dryly and nodded. Then he turned around and shouted to the cowering villagers: "Everyone who is still alive in the demon cave has been rescued. Folks, hurry up and claim them."
As it spoke, it waved its hand behind.
Several haggard young people were helped out by the little demons.
"Oh, immortality!"
After seeing the face of one of the young men, Old Man Li in the crowd suddenly let out a shout of surprise.