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Chapter 5 The Great Bachelor

At that moment, many courtiers exclaimed in surprise and joy.

At that moment, Xiao Yuanyin's beautiful eyes were dull, and she looked at Chu Feng with a look full of disbelief.

At that moment, the Dashang Mission was completely silent.

Especially Li Yunshu, the originally contemptuous expression suddenly froze on his face.

"Impossible, this is simply impossible!"

After coming back to his senses, Li Yunshu exclaimed and looked at Chu Feng in disbelief: "How can you, a eunuch, come up with such a second line?"

She expressed the doubts in everyone's mind.

You know, this is a pair that even the many well-informed people at the scene couldn't figure out.

Chu Feng was just a eunuch, how did he deal with it?

Chu Feng smiled slightly and said: "I knew you would say that. Since I decided to slap you in the face, how could I only hit you once?"

"The stars on the chessboard are made in heaven, who dares to play? I have another second line, please listen carefully!"

Chu Feng slowly opened his mouth and said: "Thunder serves as a war drum, and lightning serves as a flag. Who dares to fight?"

As his voice fell.

Everyone was stunned. They felt as if a thunderbolt fell from the sky, causing all the hairs on their bodies to stand on end.

This second line is simply... excellent, even worse than the previous one.

Xiao Yuanyin stared at Chu Feng blankly, feeling that his figure instantly grew much taller in her heart.

"Ahhhhh!"

Li Yunshu collapsed, and hysterical roars echoed throughout the court.

She came on behalf of the Great Shang and saw that the five cities were about to be obtained, and she could also take the opportunity to ridicule Liyang's monarchs and ministers.

Unexpectedly, a young eunuch suddenly appeared and responded with two couplets one after another, leaving her speechless.

"Princess, we lost." The scribe next to her who was responsible for picking out the pairs smiled bitterly.

Chu Feng was so angry that he refused to pay for his life and said: "I tell you, this eldest princess, if you lose, don't forget your promise. Go and make the back of my mattress for me tonight."

"puff!"

Li Yunshu spat out a mouthful of blood and almost fainted.

Let her, the noble princess, work as a maid for an enemy eunuch. It would be better to kill her.

"presumptuous!"

The scribe next to her snorted coldly, stood up and glared at Chu Feng: "How dare you, a mere eunuch, ask me to lay the back of the mattress for you towards the princess?"

"enough!"

Xiao Yuanyin stopped the farce, looked at Li Yunshu again and said: "Your Royal Highness, eldest princess, I'm sorry, you lost. The five cities of your Dashang belong to me, Liyang."

"I don't accept it!" Li Yunshu yelled: "I, the Great Shang, are willing to use five cities as bargaining chips to let you challenge our Bachelor Meng's first couplet again!"

Xiao Yuanyin was about to refuse, but Chu Feng said first: "Okay."

"Okay." Scholar Meng next to Li Yunshu came out and said: "My first couplet is, the moon is full in the sky, the moon is half on earth, the moon is full and the moon is half!"

After saying that, he had a sneer on his face.

You can't be right now, right?

At the same time, the expressions of many Liyang executives, including Xiao Yuanyin, all changed.

Another problem!

Just when someone is scratching their heads and thinking hard.

But Chu Feng said calmly: "My second line is, tonight is the end of the year, tomorrow is the beginning of the year, and every year is the end of the year!"

Damn it, it’s the opposite again?

Everyone was so shocked that their eyes almost popped out.

Academician Meng's expression changed, and after walking a few steps on the same spot, he said: "The new moon is like a bow, the waning moon is like a bow, the bow is bowed, the bow is bowed!"

"The morning glow is like brocade, the sunset glow is like brocade, Dongchuan brocade, Xichuan brocade!" Chu Feng said without thinking.

Academician Meng began to sweat on his forehead, racking his brains and said: "It is very bold that three masters in one township, two li, and three masters who do not know the four books, five classics, and six arts dare to teach seven, eight, or nine people!"

"The nine monks in the ten temples have eight scrolls hidden in them, and they must follow the Seven Precepts, Six Paths, and Five Laws, but they are unable to do anything without the four or three disciples!" Chu Feng said quickly.

Academician Meng's face changed drastically, and he said angrily: "It snows in the sky but doesn't rain. When it falls on the ground it turns into rain. It's troublesome when snow turns into rain. It's better for God to just rain!"

Chu Feng smiled playfully and said: "Your Excellency, if you don't eat shit when you eat, it will turn into shit when you eat it. It will be troublesome to turn into shit when you eat. Why don't you just eat shit?"

"You...you!" Academician Meng pointed at him with a red face and took two steps back.

"puff!"

Before he finished speaking, a mouthful of blood spurted out of his mouth, and he was so angry that he died on the spot.

"Scholar Meng!" Li Yunshu was shocked.

"Elder Princess, Academician Meng is dead...dead..." Someone checked the breathing of Academician Meng and said stammeringly.

"good!"

"Hahaha, wasn't this guy quite crazy just now? Now he's so pissed off."

“It’s so wonderful and so refreshing!”

At that moment, the entire court was filled with cheers and laughter.

Many courtiers only felt that the humiliation they had just suffered was now completely washed away.

Even Xiao Yuanyin couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction at the corner of her mouth, and her mood was ups and downs.

She suppressed the excitement in her heart, looked directly at Li Yunshu condescendingly and said: "Your Highness, the eldest princess, you can leave, remember to compensate me for ten cities in Liyang!"

Li Yunshu's face turned blue and white, and he glared at Chu Feng fiercely: "Little eunuch, I will remember you."

After saying these words, she left in embarrassment without even paying attention to the body of Academician Meng on the ground.

At this time, everyone looked at Chu Feng in unison, with shock, admiration, goodwill, and even more malice!

They, a group of people who claim to be knowledgeable and talented, turned out to be worse than eunuchs in the end.

Especially Fang Yixin, the new top scholar, was so jealous that his eyes turned green.

Today's glory should have been his, but in the end, he was given the advantage of a little eunuch.

Sensing everyone's gaze, Chu Feng wanted to slap himself.

Damn it!

Too much pretense!

After Xiao Yuanyin looked at everyone's eyes one by one, she said expressionlessly: "Retreat!"



Inside the Qianqing Palace.

As soon as Chu Feng followed Xiao Yuanyin through the door, the latter ordered him to be captured.

"Who are you?" Xiao Yuanyin's face was full of murderous aura at this moment, as if she would order Chu Feng to be executed if Chu Feng dared to tell even half a lie.

She couldn't tolerate her reaction like this. It was because Chu Feng's behavior just now was too evil and seriously inconsistent with his identity.

Chu Feng's heart turned green with regret, but he said with sincerity and fear: "Your Majesty, I am Xiao Chunzi, and I am Chu Feng from the Zhongxin Hou Mansion..."

"That's nonsense!" Xiao Yuanyin shouted violently: "I asked someone to check you out. You are just a bastard in Zhongxinhou Mansion, and you are very unpopular."

"Not only that, I also found out that you didn't even pass the provincial examination!"

"If you don't explain clearly today, I will castrate you immediately and then kill you!"


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