I don’t know whether this group of women had extraordinary drinking capacity or the chemical effect of the fine wine and the bottle. In short, they were still not fully satisfied after two boxes of wine. With the help of the wine, we opened another box of ultimate love. Xi Daji shouted about today’s experience.
It should be made into a video so that she can show it off for the rest of her life.
I said something bad that the video of this scene would be more impactful now, so Taozi went to find the camera, Ruibao went to change into beautiful clothes to ward off evil spirits, Qingluan arranged the empty wine bottles in a heart shape, Xi Daji, and He Jianlan organized
Appearance, appearance, and preparation.
Seeing how noisy they were, I hurried back to the room to sleep. I don’t know how long it took, but I was woken up by Tao Zi and Rui Bao. Two people who had obviously drunk too much picked me up from the bed, looking very drunk.
These two brave girls shamelessly used drunkenness as an excuse, allowing me to experience the feeling of having a threesome with one of my masters.
Everything was fine, but they both smelled a little too drunk. I didn't get up until very late the next day. I glanced at Ruibao, Taozi, who was still sleeping next to me, and walked out of the bedroom to make some vegetable porridge to nourish my hungover stomach.
. As soon as I walked into the living room, I met Xi Daji who looked pale and looked like she hadn't slept all night.
She was like a Popeye possessed, holding a box of red wine and a bottle of red wine in her hand. She was preparing to leave with great difficulty. I told her that it would be better to call a worker to move the heavy things another day. Xi Daji didn't know where to go.
Why did he look at me helplessly and said with a frustrated look on his face.
This was the red wine I promised to give her yesterday. I told her for sure that was the case. Then Xi Daji instantly became extremely powerful and walked away, as if I would regret it at any time.
He Jianlan, who followed closely behind, also looked like Xi Daji. She also looked at me eagerly as if she wanted to say something. I was speechless and didn't want to say much, so I made a goodbye gesture and turned around to walk to the kitchen.
go.
I doubt if my character has been seriously insulted. The magic power of Paradise Island red wine is beyond my imagination. Time flies like a song. If you sing softly and sing about how comfortable your life is, time will not feel long.
The epidemic that passed by in the blink of an eye was controlled and conquered by humans due to the perfect vaccine research. The society was stable and mankind was happy. Everything seemed to be back on track again. For this reason, I, who had never learned anything, also carefully read a poem and song by the old man, hoping to use it.
The old man’s vast righteousness drives away the plague virus in the world.
Send to the God of Plague
Green waters and green mountains are in vain,
Hua Tuo is helpless, what a little insect.
Thousand villages of thunderbolts left behind,
Tens of thousands of ghosts sing.
Sitting on the ground and traveling eighty thousand miles a day,
Survey the sky and see a thousand rivers in the distance.
The Cowherd wanted to ask the god of plague,
The same joys and sorrows are passing away.
Thousands of willow trees bloom in the spring breeze,
Six hundred million Chinese states were destroyed by Shun Yao.
The red rain makes waves as it pleases,
The green hills are transformed into bridges.
The silver hoe fell from the five ridges of Tianlian,
The earth shakes and the mountains and rivers shake with iron arms.
May I ask where King Wen wants to go?
Paper boats are burning with candles shining in the sky.
Ruibao always wanted to have a child with me for the sake of his absurd ideal as a single mother. But things went against his wishes. No matter how hard Ruibao tried, he only heard the thunder but no raindrops. Ruibao felt that he had worked hard enough, but he was so anxious that he insisted on holding on.
We went to the hospital together for a physical check-up. I repeatedly ensured that everyone was in good health. The reason why we cannot have children for the time being is because our bodies are special and our constitution is different from ordinary people.
The descendants of the clan of gods will be born according to fate. You and I just have to work hard, and the harvest season has its own destiny. Although I am at best a demigod, I can't help but have many artifacts added to my body. I am also integrated into the core of the heart of the earth.
The body and mind, and the body consciousness that is the origin of the earth, are parasitic in the body, and the immortal talisman has been joining in the fun and hiding in my body, never coming out again.
The most important thing is that Wa helped me transform my body and open my third eye. This means that I have entered the realm of the gods from now on and can never return to the state of ordinary people. If you want to conceive my child, the chance of winning is extremely low. Things that fate cannot force.
After thinking about it for a while, Ruibao felt that since she was now considered a white snake under Leifeng Pagoda, how could she wait a thousand years to have a child? Unwilling to wait, Ruibao decided to take the initiative. She asked me unceremoniously I asked for a huge sum of money and prepared to go back to school, saying that I wanted to set up a laboratory to study how to quickly improve women's ability to have inclusive fertility.
It doesn't matter whether money is money or not. The key point is tolerance. Ruibao, although Taozi has never seen my third eye because she was sealed. But she still regards me as some ancient beast and a ten thousand-year-old demon? This girl wants a child. I'm so crazy that she doesn't know that humans and monsters have different paths and cannot be generalized. Such anti-human research makes me like it and worries me.
As the saying goes, a woman without talent is a virtue. Ruibao is really a strange woman who lacks great virtue. I sent Ruibao away and called Zhang Qian, asking him to send someone to protect this woman who was a little crazy. I feel a little disappointed when I return home. The world of threesomes will be far away from me for a long time.
Taozi wants to become the next owner of Paradise Island every day. She desperately tries to sprint on the road paved with the smell of copper. Her life begins to become dull and boring.
On this day, Zhanshan, whom I hadn't seen for a long time, came to see me for a drink. He was full of worries and fell in love with a beautiful daughter of a high-ranking official. Unfortunately, she was cold and stern to him, and always kept Zhanshan away from the stage.
In desperation, he could only retreat and stop interacting with this woman, but Zhanshan, who had such tender love in his heart, still couldn't let go of this woman. So he came to me alone to seek comfort.
I told Zhanshan that good girls are afraid of being spoiled, so don’t think you are ugly. If this woman becomes blind one day, you still have a chance to succeed. Zhanshan said you mean Taozi and Ruibao are blind! I laughed and cursed.
Don’t be too young or too young! From now on, I will call you sister-in-law or sister-in-law. Zhanshan rolled his eyes at me and continued drinking. I asked Zhanshan why this woman fascinates you so much. Zhanshan looked at me with his blurred little eyes and said.
Ever since he met this woman for the first time, he had been deeply attracted by her. There was an indescribable smell about her, a completely evil existence. She was three parts beautiful, three parts debauched, and four parts charming. It was simply overwhelming. I can't stop myself.
Zhanshan told me that the woman he liked was celebrating her birthday soon, and he wanted to take this opportunity to make one last effort to see if he could win back the attention of the goddess in his dreams. Originally, he wanted to give her a diamond necklace, but he was afraid of being betrayed. Refuse to be saddled with a tacky reputation.
I told Zhanshan that it was a good thing that he didn’t give him any bullshit diamond necklace. If he and this woman were in a good relationship, it would be called love as strong as gold. Diamonds warm people’s hearts. But with the relationship he has with her now, will this woman accept his gift? , in the end he will become synonymous with fools.
Zhanshan's face turned red and white when I said it, and he was extremely frustrated. I, a good person, took out two bottles of red wine from Paradise Island and handed them to him and said.
Since you talk about the goddess in your mind so awesomely, it reminds me of the heroine in an unhealthy book. Why don't you give her these two bottles of red wine as a gift? If this woman knows the goods, tell her this. They are two bottles of profound red wine produced on Paradise Island. One is called the memory of love, and the other is called the ultimate of love. The owner of the island, Mrs. Rose, is your friend since childhood. She thinks you are a person of love and justice, so she gives this to you. Two bottles of red wine will allow you to use the meaning of red wine to get married when you have the opportunity to meet your loved one.
Then you make up a beautiful and touching love story for her, and tell her that you expect her to become the heroine in the story. Although you may not be the hero, you will still become the angel of love and guard her forever.
around.
Zhan Shan was a little confused by what I said. He cleared his mind and looked at the red wine and said.
Is this thing valuable? I patted Zhan Shan on the shoulder and told him it was definitely not cheaper than a diamond necklace. But the key point of the question is not the value, but whether the taste can reach a high level.
Women long to be conquered by men but are afraid of being conquered by mediocre men, so you must first improve your taste and height before you can conquer women like Pan Jinlian.
Zhan Shan was confused and asked me what Pan Jinlian woman was. I said, didn’t you just tell me that this woman is 30% slutty, 40% charming, and the remaining 30% is pure and beautiful. Isn’t this a typical representative of the lustful woman Pan Jinlian since ancient times?
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Zhan Shan said extremely depressed.
You should read less in the future, otherwise people will easily beat you to death. I told Zhanshan that his expression was unclear and allowed him to repeat it. The uneducated old man held it in for a long time and said.
Big breasts, perky butt, fragrant shoulders, beautiful back, every gesture and smile are all so charming, exuding a charm that I can't resist. I thought to myself, isn't this what Pan Jinlian meant?
Zhanshan and I joked about drinking and finally swore that the effect of two bottles of red wine would be comparable to the explosion of a hydrogen bomb. This thing is the ultimate secret weapon for picking up girls and pretending to be fake.
Since ancient times, the most taboo thing in life is to be half poor, half rich, half at peace, half deaf, half dumb, and half at peace. Only when you are alive can you be at ease. Don’t look at me as if I have nothing to do every day. Self-discipline, self-improvement, and self-examination should be recited in my heart at least three times a day. I am always there.
There is a line deep in my heart, and that is the bottom line of being a human being.
People like me must never relax their demands on themselves. If external things develop beyond this line in my heart, it means that my needs and desires have excessive expectations. With the reminder of this line, I can do everything
You must do your best and within your ability. If you have money, you must know how to be frugal, otherwise you will squander it all. If you have knowledge, you must know how to be humble, otherwise you will be complacent.
The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. I don’t believe there is anyone on this earth who has a greater responsibility than me. God’s will is hard to control. Everything in the world is the fate of the earth that controls the future trajectory of mankind. I am just a human being.
An executor, and a temporarily abandoned executor. I felt that since I had the conditions and abilities, and had no idea about these external things, I sent out box after box of these red wines that Taozi regarded as extremely precious.
I gave them away to family, friends, former colleagues, everyone I could think of. I even asked the Demon Widow to bring someone here, and brought back a few timers to the white-robed, chatty, and timer from Liudao Base.
box.
Who told us that when we have good things, we have to learn to share them, so when Taozi said that I had indulged and expanded, and that the ceiling at home could hardly stop me from flying to the sky, she used such language to slander my innocence. I felt very wronged.