The arrival of Li Jing made me pretend to be thirteen involuntarily. First of all, Taozi asked me not to embarrass her, and secondly, Xie Qihua felt that Li Jing’s status did deserve a grand welcome. So I took all the girls at home and led
All the blood slaves drove the two idiots Cheng Lin'er and Huan Gui to be the vanguard and ride heavy motorcycles to clear the way. They also asked the three old protector women brought by the Wang sisters to sit in three open-top sports cars wearing green robes and Taoist fairy style.
Following him, six men in military uniforms drove two off-road military vehicles and escorted him back.
Twelve of us sat in five luxury RVs in the middle. This strange and somewhat eye-catching motorcade drove more than twenty of us into the airport in a mighty manner. We all stood in two rows and waited for Li Jing's private plane to land.
At this time, I heard Cheng Lin'er and Huan Gui standing behind me whispering.
What idiot came up with this idea for us to pretend to be punks and speedsters? We asked three guardian sisters to pretend to be nuns, and also hired a few military officers to pretend to be warlords. Let’s not talk about that bastard Ma Rulong leading five concubines through the city.
Why did he let some of his foreign children dress up as house slaves in ancient costumes? The rate of return for those of us who go here is quite high, but why do I always feel like the actors have just come off the stage to catch up with the show?
Could it be that sitcoms are popular this year and promote a hodgepodge of personality themes, but we caught up with this trend and became performance art.
Phantom Ghost sighed softly.
Just be content. The boss we serve was the most proficient performance art in the army back then. He didn't let us take off our clothes and put oil paint on them so that we could go back to nature. If you keep nagging, let him hear it.
Be careful next time he asks us to act like savages.
I listened to the mindless conversation between Cheng Lin'er and Huan Gui, these two barbarians, and sighed in my heart that I shouldn't have let them live outside all the time, and not come home often to see them, making them look like they just came back from Mars.
No knowledge.
I wanted to say a few words to them, but first of all, Li Jing's private plane had landed, and secondly, I felt that Cheng Lin'er's description seemed reasonable. I didn't have time to think carefully about whether the airport pick-up formation was a bit weird, Li Jing had already landed.
He got his own private jet and came straight to us.
This old woman, who is still charming and energetic, looks no different from Taozi's sister. She strode along, followed by four men, four women and eight bodyguards. Li Jing, who was frozen in age, ignored Taozi and Rui.
Bao, walked directly to Xie Qihua and said with a smile on his face.
Fairy Xie has heard your name for a long time, but she didn’t expect that our relationship would be a bit complicated when we first met. Should you follow Taozi and call me aunt? Or should we just call me Li Chaoren from now on?
Xie Qihua's face was calm and calm, and he smiled politely at Li Jingye and said.
I have also been friends with Li Chaoren, a well-known female scientist and entrepreneur in the world for a long time. It doesn’t matter what you call her, it just represents a personal attitude and respect. If you recognize our relationship,
It is not an exaggeration for me, Xie Qihua, to call you aunt. Who told the other person in our family to call you aunt?
If you marry a chicken, follow the chicken; if you marry a dog, follow the dog. Aunt, you are tired from the journey. Let’s go home and have a rest first, and then talk about the friendship between aunt and nephew.
Li Jing may not have thought that Xie Qihua would be so careless about his own wings because of me. She was stunned for a moment when she heard the cry of aunt, and then an intriguing smile appeared on Li Jing's face. She turned her eyes to me and said.
Originally, I thought that the one who is really qualified to talk to me here is you, Fairy Xie, but now it seems that it must be you, virtuous and virtuous women, who marry beggars and old people and marry old people, and you have brought this living emperor to you.
Li Jing immediately pointed her finger at me. She looked at me with a smile and said.
Don't think that your aunt is dogmatic. Anyone who gives his beautiful niece to a playboy must think about whether he has the ability to control this treasure ship filled with golden branches and leaves. Not to mention our Yang Rui.
Being on the same ship as Li Tao, as an aunt, I should always know whether you, the captain, are driving an aircraft carrier or rocking a broken ship.
This time I came to visit Taozi, and Ruibao also had both hands idle. A slap on his left hand and a candied date on his right hand. It depends on whether you have the ability to eat candied dates or whether you deserve to be slapped. Since Fairy Xie praises you so much, our aunt and nephew
It's easier for both of them. Have you seen these eight guards behind me? As long as the people in your team can get these eight here, my aunt's slap will not fall on you and she will give you candied dates to eat. What do you think?
Sample.
After listening to what Li Jing said, I thought to myself, there is another crazy woman in the house. This is the first time we met, you thought it was easy to deal with me because of the Hongmen Banquet, so you just chopped off the Japanese sword on the head. It was a loss.
I am neither a beggar nor an old man, but I come from a generation of Emperor Wu. Otherwise, if I meet Li Jing, an aunt who doesn't play by the rules, I would have to enter the ward before entering the wedding room.
Jixie walked up to me from behind and said.
The eight young masters are all produced by the Ant Nest, and they should be the iron-blooded and magic soldiers of the previous generations. Because only the ant-men of the previous generations are talented. On the back of the hand, there is a small ant-shaped tattoo on the tiger's mouth.
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Iron-blooded red ants, magical black ants, and red-galled termites, but I think their eight auras are a bit wrong, as if they have strange powers and chaotic gods, which gives people a very weird feeling.
Li Jing looked surprised after hearing what Ji Xie said.
The little girl has a good reputation! Looking at your appearance, you must be a domestic slave produced by Ant Nest. She is very disciplined in warding off evil spirits. She glanced at Li Jing and said nothing. I smiled slightly and said.
My aunt is worried about me and wants to test her niece's son-in-law. It's completely normal and we don't want to hurt our friendship. I also have six blood slaves in my hands. Although the quality is high or low, after all, they are all produced by Ant Nest.
I don't plan to let them fight each other. It just so happens that this time I brought along a stupid idiot who doesn't do his job properly, and three old women who are panting while cleaning. Let's watch the fun and have a good time four to eight.
Auntie, what do you think of this idea?
Li Jing looked at me with a strange expression, as if she felt that there were so many strange things happening on this day every year. She thought about it for a long time and said.
My eight bodyguards are indeed the iron-blooded and magical soldiers in the early days of the ant nest. But in recent years, they have been blessed and transformed by me with high technology. My company's most advanced genetically modified drugs have also benefited their bodies a lot. So these eight
House slaves have long surpassed their original abilities. They are only better than blood slaves and not worse than blood slaves. Otherwise, if you add six more blood slaves, ten to eight might not lose badly.
Before Li Jing finished speaking, the arrogance of the blood slave made Ji Xie and others become murderous and their eyes were red. I called out the pouting Huan Gui and the three elders of the Vale Gate with a calm face. I kicked Huan Gui in the face.
Said on the butt.
I have spoiled you and your wife in the past few years. If you dare to lose my face this time, be careful of letting you and Cheng Lin'er play naked. The airport is our home, so I made the cars line up in a circle. I sat alone in one.
Watch the show from the roof of the RV.
Huan Gui respected the old and loved the young and asked three old women to stand in front of him. He hid behind these three old women and played with his transformation.
Phantom Ghost has not been practicing hard in the Six Paths Base in the past few years, but hangs out with Cheng Lin'er all day long. His three vertical transformations have been upgraded again, becoming three phantoms. With the increased power, there is no need to turn out layers of demonic shadows from behind.
While returning to nature, it is no longer an artifact to scare women, children and the elderly.
This made Phantom Ghost, whose appearance was a bit worse, very distressed. It just so happened that I didn’t want to be too ostentatious this time. I really wanted Li Jing to know that there were a lot of people with super powers around me, so I still had to make her look pretty to death.
If Li Jing is really shameless and uses her identity as an aunt to suppress me, I will be worried to death if she conducts human experiments or something.
The eight transformed domestic slaves in Li Jing's hands are actually not much better than the re-created warriors of Doctor Super in District 9. Although the three elders of the Vale Gate will definitely not be able to defeat these eight animal-level domestic slaves, the three elders have been around since they were young.
The ability to practice Chinese martial arts is something that few experts can match in modern times.
I saw the three elders moving swiftly and swiftly around the eight iron-blooded magic soldiers, which was a formation of the Traveling Phoenix Bagua. The Guwu family has its own unique skills, and the three elders surrounded the iron-blooded magic soldiers in a blink of an eye.
Even because the speed was too fast, the three elders could vaguely create a faint afterimage. The Phantom Ghost was ready to fly and hit three times in a row. Inexplicably, the three iron-blooded magic soldiers climbed down. Then the Phantom Ghost charged up and hit three more times.
During the continuous fight, everyone present except for a few people could see that Phantom Ghost used its own energy to create invisible energy waves, causing the air flow to form an impact and hit the iron-blooded magic weapon. Most people thought that Phantom Ghost's dance was really beautiful.
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Li Jing even said to himself.
Those who are good at dancing have become so good. In order to match everyone's mood at this moment, the Phantom Ghost even chanted "Sky Spirit", "Earth Spirit", Taishang Laojun will appear soon. He was as anxious as the law.
Falling. The last two iron-blooded magic soldiers, who had been stunned by the three elders of the Gate, fell to the ground with a plop as they shouted like ghosts pretending to be gods.
Li Jing was a little dumbfounded by Phantom Ghost's slap, and became a stupid dog. In any case, she never expected such a dramatic result. Things that cannot be understood by science can only be classified as theology.
Li Jing calmed down and said to me on the roof of the car.
Which immortal dojo are you a master of? Do you belong to Taoism or Immortalism? I covered my head and told Li Jing that I belong to everyone.
Li Tao and Yang Rui helped the aunt, who was a little tottering, get into the RV with winks.
I sent the blood slaves to take care of my former colleagues. Li Jing's slap was returned, and everyone returned in triumph, ready to go home to eat candied dates.
The motorcade slowly drove out of the airport, which was a serious blow to Li Jing, a double-doctorate. Li Jing is definitely a highly capable and highly intelligent person. She returned home with us, immediately adjusted her mentality and took out a portion of her candied dates.
A mining contract for a country's gold mine worth billions is before our eyes.
She told me that over the years she had developed and researched pharmaceutical products by herself and established a firm foothold in the pharmaceutical industry. Then she was involved in the development, research and promotion of many high-tech products. So money is like a locust with eyes, Wuyang Wuyang.
Flying towards her. Strictly speaking, Li Jing is not a businessman, but her knowledge matches her fate, and she seems to have wealth that is difficult for ordinary people to surpass.
So when Li Jing got rich, in addition to doing academic research and enjoying life, most of the funds were used to purchase rare metals or rare mineral resources. In short, Li Jing himself has the development rights and ownership of such mines around the world.
I don't know how much I purchased.
As resources have been tight and supplies have been in short supply in recent years, the assets in Li Jing's hands have increased hundreds or thousands of times. In her own words, she is not a business person but has a business destiny. In short, Li Jing is just like a person.
She attracts wealth and treasures just like the God of Wealth Grandma.