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Chapter 271 American bullying, but Middle Earth

Gandalf was indeed not a human being. Ordinary people would find it hard to see the thick broth. He drank most of the pot in one go. In fact, he didn’t even want to drink it, because in addition to Chen Mo, Big Pineapple and Aragorn were also helping.

It took a lot of pressure on him to get it done.

And when Eowen came over, looking at the clean pot and the white-robed queen burping next to her with a look of despair, she was as happy as an eight-year-old girl.

"Then I'll do it for you tomorrow!"

"Eowyn, stop it, there's going to be a war tomorrow!"

Gandalf looked at Chen Mo hurriedly for help, his meaning was very clear, if we can deal with Saruman, the benefits will be divided equally between us!

Why am I only 70%?

Chen Mo shook his head, the kid is only thirty-seven, I want them all!

Gandalf shook his head, the real estate must be left to me, and you can do whatever else you want!

The two reached an agreement, then shook hands, and then Chen Mo held down Eowen's hand that was about to hold the pot.

"Gandalf is right. There will be a war tomorrow. We can't eat such delicious food to weaken our will. He will have to eat it for three days after the war!"

"That's a deal!"

After Eowen jumped away, Théoden looked at the few people with a smile. As an uncle, he knew how good his niece was at cooking. He just didn't expect that Gandalf would be teased if he had no airs in the Fellowship of the Ring.

I won’t be angry, I’m really envious!

Of course, if someone really gave him soup, he would definitely not drink it!

After a day and night of rest and supplies, the army officially marched towards Isengard, with a total of 12,000 cavalry, plus 500 elven rangers, and more than 20 tree men. On the way, Aragorn summoned about three more

Hundreds of mountain rangers.

The tree man elders used the power of their ancestors to open a road directly in the forest, allowing the army to ignore the poisonous smoke and miasma in the forest, as well as the fallen trees that were trapped in darkness, and went directly to the outside of Essinger's magic tower.

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Saruman's remaining hundreds of men here were no match for the large army. Even after the elf rangers fired a round of arrows, there were no living orc soldiers outside Isengard, only Gao Gao.

There stands the magic tower and the lone white-robed wizard on the magic tower.

Although according to common sense, Théoden should step forward to engage in pre-battle chatting at this moment, but he is clumsy and can only curse someone and drag him down and chop him down, so Chen Mo stopped him.

"let me!"

Chen Mo was holding a big horn, followed by the two generals Da Boluo and Jin Li. He came to the foot of the magic tower, and then a bolt of lightning struck in front of him, warning him not to come closer.

"Oh well!"

Chen Mo raised his horn and said loudly.

"Mr. Saruman, we are holding a wizard's gathering next week. All outstanding wizards will appear, but who do you think will not receive the invitation?"

While Chen Mo was holding a loudspeaker and killing people, Big Pineapple and Jin Li started to twist their butts and throw their heads behind Chen Mo, dancing an extremely magical dance.

Saruman poked his head out from the tower and shouted loudly.

"I guess it must be Gandalf! Because this guy is not a good wizard at all!"

"Ah this!"

Chen Mo glanced at Gandalf, whose face was ashen, and then said.

"How about this, Saruman, you and Gandalf have a one-on-one wizard duel to decide who is the qualified white robe?"

"A duel is a beautiful thing to think about. This guy is not worthy. No matter what, I am the only one qualified to wear a white robe!"

"You stupid old man, it seems that Shire's tobacco has made you confused!"

Gandalf was so angry that he had a toothache. Why didn't Saruman forget to step on him? Chen Mo, this guy was a stepping stone for Saruman, so he decisively accused Saruman of being addicted to smoking and drinking. He scolded him back exactly as he did when he was doing business.

"Open your eyes and see how qualified Sauron is to defeat such a powerful force! Stop working for him, Saruman!"

"I would rather work for Sauron than bow to you!"

"You rotten stone in the pit!"

"You stinking sheep dung in the pasture!"

The two white robes didn't pay any attention to their own image, and started a fierce war of words. At first, both sides just pointed out the things they didn't like.

Gandalf scolded Saruman for being prude, and Saruman scolded Gandalf for being shameless. Later, the two began to compare their merits. Seeing this, the army that was preparing to go behind stopped fighting. Instead, they sat down and started to fight. The old man quarreled and even cheered Gandalf up.

When Gandalf saw that his group of relatives and friends was so strong, he flew up boldly and shouted for Saruman to come down and challenge him.

"get down!"

"you come up!"

"Get down!"

"you come up!"

The two of them quarreled until their faces were red and their mouths were dry, and they immediately separated. One went back to get water, the other went to get wine, and then returned to the original place holding the cup and water bag to continue the call.

"Saruman, you old man, when I catch you, I will have Eowyn feed you soup!"

Realizing that scolding was not an option, Gandalf looked around and found that Chen Mo had gone to visit Saruman's production line at some point, so he pulled him back again.

"Have you seen, Saruman, Serent, he just returned from the west not long ago, and the great god Yiru personally summoned him. If you still insist on it, he will judge you on behalf of Yiru!"

Saruman on the tower was also panicked when he heard this. He was not afraid of anything in their line of work, just afraid that the big boss would be unhappy. However, seeing how Chen Mo didn't seem to want to get involved in this matter, Saruman felt relieved again.

"This is our grudge, Gandalf, don't bring anyone else into it!"

"This is nothing personal, this represents God's will!"

What Gandalf said was a man of great righteousness and eternal aura, and he almost pointed at Chen Mo and told him to go up and give Saruman a slap in the face.

"Then let God judge me!"

Not wanting to waste any more words, Saruman closed his eyes and returned to his tower and opened the door below. Maybe he was destined to fail, but he had to take Gandalf with him before he failed!

The door suddenly opened made the white robe below stunned, but now, he could only go in!

"Look what I do, you go and challenge me!"

Gandalf subconsciously wanted to drag a cannon fodder to follow him, but he missed an opportunity. Looking back, he found that all members of the Fellowship of the Ring had slipped away dozens of meters away. Everyone stood in a row from left to right according to their height, facing Gandalf. Dolph raised his thumb.

Chen Mo, on the other hand, was still holding up the microphone to support Gandalf, and shouted to the Rohan soldiers.

"Come, men of Rohan, let me hear your blessing on the white robes! Shout with me, Gandalf, come on!"

"Gandalf, come on!"


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