Although in another world, a certain pervert in leather clothes was so regretful and painful about becoming a green superhero that he even traveled through time and space and shot off the head of the actor who was about to accept the contract.
But here, Hal Jordan is extremely excited about being able to become a superhero!
As an unlucky guy whose situation is 50% similar to Batman's, Hal Jordan has lost his father since he was a child, but this does not prevent him from growing up healthily into an unknown and unlicensed pilot, although he hurts himself as soon as he goes to work.
The company lost the order from the military, but it's okay. The boss's daughter appreciates him. It can be said that as long as there are no accidents, Hal Jordan's perfect life of a wife and children will be stable!
But it's a pity that maybe Green Lantern couldn't bear to see Hal Jordan become a winner in life, so he found him a relatively simple life-saving mission.
"This is so fucking fucked up!"
After learning about his light ring, especially after learning that the previous owner of the ring had sent it, Hal Jordan fell into depression. He clearly had the opportunity to be a superhero, but he also completed the heroic rescue of the beauty. The two
Shouldn't it be double the happiness if you add the same amount of happiness together? But why do you have to face a terrifying big guy from the universe?
But this kind of depression comes and goes quickly. After all, Hal Jordan understands that he is not the only Green Lantern in the universe. There are thousands of people as powerful as him. If it fell that day, he must be a tall one.
Carry it first!
For now, he should enjoy the joy of being a superhero first!
So, when Green Lantern rescued an old man who was trapped in a car accident, a Bat fighter appeared silently above his head.
"Are you the Green Lantern?"
"Yes, I, Wang Defa, you, you Bateman?"
Bruce looked at Lu Mao who was rushing toward him enthusiastically. Before he could finish speaking, he was knocked back by the other party.
"Oh my god, the living Batman, that's great, please sign it for me!"
Bruce also didn't expect that Hal Jordan would be so excited when he saw him. Although he was not a fan, he was almost there. Taking photos and signing autographs were commonplace, and he almost didn't ask for his private underwear.
Speaking of underwear, that fishnet underwear is still on Batman, and the latter has gradually become accustomed to its existence.
"This is not the place to talk. Let's talk somewhere else!"
Bruce jumped back into the Batplane first, thinking about inviting the other person to sit with him, but when he turned his head, he saw the other person flying.
At this moment, Batman's heart was extremely violent.
It’s super wear-resistant. It’s amazing that it can fly, right? It’s super wear-resistant. How come these guys can fly!
Although there were thousands of horses galloping in his heart, superheroes are superheroes after all. Bruce quickly suppressed his depression and found a private but beautiful place with the other party.
"Come on, sit down and talk!"
Bruce, who had learned a lot from Chen Mo, directly moved out the warm meal, and put some food and a few drinks on the floor with Hal Jordan.
“Just in time, I have a midnight snack just after I finished my work!”…
Hal, who was completely unprepared for Bruce, was not polite. He picked up the sandwich and stuffed it into his mouth, then let out a satisfied exclamation.
“This tastes really good!”
“My family made it!”
Bruce said with a smile on his face.
"I'm so envious, I'm the only one left in my family!"
Hal Jordan was stunned when he heard this, but it was not unbalanced. There were more people in his family and Hemeimei these days, so it was impossible to be unbalanced when meeting people.
Batman, on the other hand, continued to test quietly.
"It's okay. If you want to eat, you can come to Gotham to eat as much as you want. By the way, Hal, what do you do for a living and why do you look like this? Is that your super power?"
Batman's chatter as if it were commonplace did not arouse Hal Jordan's alertness at all. The latter was not polite at all when he heard this, and opened his mouth to tell Batman the origin of his abilities.
The Green Lantern Corps, the law enforcement officers who maintain the peace of the universe, the thousands of sectors in the Galactic Center, as well as his job as a test pilot and his home address. In short, Hal Jordan was not polite at all and directly revealed his identity to Batman.
's clean.
Batman also nodded while recording. Hearing what the other party said, the Green Lantern Corps was a bit scary. After all, there were many of them, and they were all aliens he had never heard of. The attitude of these aliens towards the earth was unknown.
Therefore, to be on the safe side, he must make some preparations.
"Then your ability is so convenient. Unlike me, it's hard for me to fly and I can only rely on airplanes!"
"It's not bad, actually my ability is not just about flying!"
Hearing that Batman was so envious, Hal, who was in high spirits, unceremoniously demonstrated his abilities to the other party, such as seeing through walls and seeing through concrete objects, and his magical power to become invisible quickly. Batman was amazed by what he saw.
If this ability is used for destruction, the threat will be very great, no wonder Serent wants to take action himself!
Batman suddenly felt a very heavy sense of mission, as if he shouldered the safety of the whole world, so he took a more friendly attitude, and from time to time he picked up the bottle of wine and talked to the other person to drink some more.
if.
As he drank several bottles of wine, Hal became more and more excited and said something. He even took off his suit and took off his ring for Batman to appreciate.
"This is so convenient!"
Seeing that a small ring can turn people into superheroes, Batman became even more vigilant, but his vigilance towards Hal Jordan was lowered by several levels.
The two of them chatted like brothers for almost an hour, until it was getting late, the moon was high in the sky, and the city lights went out. Hal, who was still unfinished, reluctantly said goodbye to Batman and was about to go home, but...
He was stopped by the other party, and then he stuffed him with some loving dinner made by Catwoman for him, which moved Hal so much that he couldn't help it.
"You must come to Gotham when you have time!"
"sure!"
Hal didn't notice at all. For more than an hour, it seemed that he was talking all by himself, and Batman was listening. He had told all the details, and as a result, he didn't even know Batman's last name.
It wasn't until he got home that Hal remembered that he didn't have Batman's contact information.
"Without contact information, how could I go to Gotham to find him, and even said that I was going to his house to have a meal? This is really a failure!"
"When we meet next time, be sure to leave your contact information with the boss!"