1506, compressed biscuits that even Ji Xiaolan couldnt chew
Liu Jizu came in and said with a mournful face: "Your Majesty, something serious has happened. More than 30,000 officers and soldiers of the Beijing camp have gathered outside, clamoring for pay and to see Your Majesty. If they don't pay, they will rush in and ask for it.
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At this time, shouts like a mountain roar and a tsunami came one after another outside.
"We want to see His Majesty. We want to pay."
"We want to eat meat, steamed buns, and tofu, not these bricks."
"You officials, you have such dark buttholes. You are sending beggars away. Is this food for people to eat?"
At this time, a general stood on the top of the wall of the government office and shouted loudly: "Brothers, brothers, please calm down, the compressed biscuits are made according to the recipe of Dingyuan Hou, and they are all good quality ones."
It’s something. You guys think it’s good and you can eat it.”
As he spoke, the senior general took out a piece of food for senior officers and started to eat it in public. What he ate was a recipe specially given to senior officers.
The recipe Yang Fan left behind originally had three different levels of formulas. The highest-level ones also included peanuts, milk powder, brown sugar, and tea powder. They were so delicious that they could almost be eaten as snacks. These biscuits were given to Ye Bu
Those who collect troops are also rationed with chocolate and fruit candies.
When scouts are in the wild, it is common for them to run out of food and water. Therefore, a piece of candy can save their lives. When the eyes are dark with hunger, a piece of chocolate can quickly raise blood sugar in an instant and get up quickly.
Now the officers who came in from the Beijing camp immediately discovered the benefits. After finishing the inventory, they placed orders at Xinghe Supermarket. If they didn't eat candy for a day, they would feel uncomfortable. As for not closing the troops at night, the original veterans basically
They were all squeezed away.
Because the salary here is high. In fact, the salary in the army cannot be too high. If it is too high, many people with connections will squeeze in. In this way, people who really want to develop in the army will be squeezed out. There are many such lessons in history.
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Mao's troops stationed in the Warsaw Pact in Europe were treated very well, so all the seven aunts and eight aunts with connections were squeezed in, and their combat effectiveness dropped off a cliff. Later, the treatment was lowered to the same level as that of ordinary workers, and these people all
After being transferred away, the combat effectiveness was restored.
The soldiers were not fools. When they saw that the senior generals were eating military rations that had not been collected at night, they were immediately furious. Especially those who had been squeezed out of the army at night and became ordinary soldiers again. Because they were not collected at night.
The salary of the troops is high. Those who can enter now are mostly second-generation people in the capital who can ride horses.
The eyes of the soldiers below looked red, especially the veterans who stayed behind. When Dingyuan Marquis was still an uncle, this was not what his old man gave everyone. These beasts still want to deceive everyone.
"Tall and big belly, I'm in your mother's hair, are you fucking blind or have a dark heart? This is food for brothers Ye Buzai, what do you have to eat for yourself? Brothers beat him, beat him to death
." A tall veteran took out a ten-centimeter-square compressed biscuit from his arms and threw it at the senior general.
This veteran has practiced throwing grenades, and he can throw them very accurately. Now there are no grenades in the Beijing camp. They are strictly managed by Yang Fan's servants. They are only used when going into battle, and after the battle, there are still some left to take back. No one is allowed to be lost.
outside.
This piece of compressed biscuit drew a parabola in the sky, and then hit the senior general on the forehead accurately. With a bang, it shattered.
It was more than fifty meters away, but once it hit the target, it showed the intensity of the training of the veterans from the Beijing camp.
Gao Shenjiang's face was covered with blood, he screamed and fell down the wall.
"Beat, beat to death these bastards who drink soldiers' blood."
"Smash him to death and he'll beep blindly."
"Brothers, rush in. We want to face the Holy Spirit. We have been wronged."
"There are treacherous ministers in this court who won't let us live."
"Your Majesty, please open your eyes and see how these beasts who give birth to babies without buttholes bully us."
Once you have seen the light, you can no longer endure the darkness. Especially the new recruits have heard the veterans say that the treatment they received in the capital camp during Ding Yuanbo's time is now worse than a dog, and they might as well be at home.
Once anger is ignited, it will spread like wildfire.
The compressed biscuits were as strong as bricks, and raindrops were expected to hit the courtyard.
Suddenly there was a crackling sound, and the tiles on the roof of the courtyard were shattered one after another. Some veterans in the front row threw farther and flew directly to the backyard.
The soldiers in the imperial camp were the best equipped. They all wore acid-washed steel plates, a full set of plate armor, and red cloaks. They wore frog-mouth helmets on their heads. Although they were beaten badly, they were not injured.
Some of these compressed biscuits even have clay added to them. When they hit the plate armor, a burst of yellow smoke flew up.
"Quickly, block the gate, don't let them disturb the holy driver." Chongzhen's eldest cousin, Yuying Qianhu Liu Wenbing, shouted loudly. He was wearing a customized set of gray plate armor with pattern decoration. It was customized with his own money.
. Now Yang Fan opens a plate armor shop on Qianmen Street. It accepts personal customization. It is absolutely fit and flexible, and it can be worn or not.
You can also choose various parts, such as lining with fur to keep warm when fighting in cold areas. Adding a sponge buffer layer to resist being hit by heavy weapons. Adding advanced hinges makes the limbs and joints more flexible. It is also sold
Lubricant. Small tool bag for daily maintenance.
Of course, what soldiers use is commercially available goods. Just like ready-made clothes, they come in sizes. You can just wear them, they will definitely not fit that well.
Liu Wenbing and his 1,000 soldiers immediately picked up sacks filled with sand and quickly blocked the door. At this time, the soldiers outside were hitting the door like a wave. The door was shaking.
Even the walls began to shake. This Zunhua government office was built during the Hongwu period and has been continuously used. It has long been dilapidated. Now when the rebels attacked, it began to shake. The officers and soldiers of the imperial camp were so frightened that they ran away to avoid being smashed to death.
In the official circles of the past dynasties, there was a saying that officials should not build yamen. As the saying goes, guests should not build shops, monks should not build temples, and officials should not build yamen.
As an idiom, "guanbuxiuyamen" refers to temporary errands without making long-term plans.
It’s easy to understand why guests don’t repair shops. As a guest staying in a hotel, you definitely won’t pay for repairs. So what happens if the government doesn’t repair the office? It can not only improve your office and living conditions, but also make some money from it.
, this is the best of both worlds.
In fact, this sentence comes from the Song Dynasty. Before the Song Dynasty, local officials were in charge of military and political power, and repairing official offices was a casual matter.
However, the situation changed in the Song Dynasty, which stipulated that local officials must obtain the approval of the imperial court to build official offices. Emperor Shenzong of the Song Dynasty further stipulated: "In addition to building warehouses, treasury services, store services, classrooms, and dormitories inside and outside the capital, as well as palaces,
Gardens, as well as hundreds of mansions, temples, etc., will be stopped." This means that except for people's livelihood projects such as warehouses and public rental housing, all other projects will be stopped.
This is also to prevent local officials from taking money from the court, but the problem is, what if the government office is really dilapidated and needs to be repaired? It is in ruins.
Because even if the funds applied for in the report are approved, the repair funds given to you by the court will only be 70% of the budget, and you will have to pay the remaining money yourself. As time goes by, no one will repair it.