Chapter 33 The way to deal with sickness is more sickly than him
Yan Peiyu was stunned.
Immediately, he took her hand, squeezed it in his palm, and reprimanded in a low voice: "Don't say such nonsense, I can't protect you even if it gets out!"
"To be beheaded."
"Maybe it will be like killing everyone in the family!"
Seeing his expression of "It doesn't matter if you don't understand the rules, just be obedient", Ying Cailan curled her lips and said, "Then I'm not just whispering to you, can I still show off outside?"
This sentence pleased the prince.
His face, which had been gloomy just now, suddenly became brighter, so that the mole in the corner of his eye was bright red!
The perfect color makes people greedy just looking at it!
With gleaming eyes and a wavy smile, he asked: "So, we are insiders, not outsiders. This is what you said. If you can't do it in the future..."
Although he said it with a smile, the meaning of the unfinished words behind it was still clearly expressed!
Ying Cailan: "..."
Damn yandere!
The best way to deal with green tea is to be more tea-friendly than the other person.
In the same way, can it be proved that the way to deal with a yandere is more yandere than him?
Her thoughts changed, she turned over and hugged him, smiling and saying: "Oh, I have no problem at all! But based on the principle of equality and justice, do you also have to promise me something?"
A pair of eyes full of madness and persistence. If you don't agree, I will kill you!
Seeing her like this, Yan Peiyu smiled instead.
The prince concubine took the initiative to throw herself into her arms, and the prince was of course happy.
He put his arm around her waist and asked, "What do you want, tell me?"
Ying Cailan wrapped her hands around his neck, hung it on him, and said: "As long as our relationship lasts for one day, you are not allowed to touch any woman! Whoever you touch, I will poison him to death!"
Faced with the madness in her eyes, Yan Peiyu raised her eyebrows and asked: "My heir apparent, do you have such a strong desire for exclusivity?"
"Yes!" Ying Cailan followed the words and said: "Don't I admire you so much that I can't help myself? Women's love is very narrow. If you touch a woman other than me, I will kill her with poison and boil her.
I'll make the soup for you to drink. I wonder if she still wants to touch her after she becomes the shit you pooped out!"
Yan Peiyu was amused by her statement and asked: "I thought you would want to kill me?"
"No." Ying Cailan tilted her head: "Is there something wrong with my brain? I will kill you? Will I still survive if I kill the prince? You..."
Her hand slipped from his neck, all the way down, and finally landed a little lower on his abdomen.
"I will let you rot wherever you touch it!"
She smiled brightly and said: "Broil this curse, braise it, braise it, or grill it on charcoal. Choose a way according to your mood and prepare it for you to eat! I recommend charcoal grilling. Sprinkle some salt, pepper, and cumin powder on it, and twist it.
It’s delicious and crispy!”
Yan Peiyu: "..."
Even though he was just saying "hypothetical", he already felt a little pain!
He was so angry at her that he laughed: "So cruel? Don't all other wives have to keep concubines for their husbands?"
"Believe me, if given the choice, no woman would be willing to take a concubine for her husband." Ying Cailan let go of him, stepped away a little, and said, "Unless..."
"Unless this concubine has tens of thousands of wealth and can use it to honor my eldest wife!"
"After entering the door, I will serve you like a queen mother!"
"You can be beaten or scolded, you can work without complaining, and all housework is taken care of."
"Besides, everything about giving birth and taking care of the baby belongs to her!"
"If there is such a good thing, Prince, you must tell me in time!"
"I promise to welcome her into the door in all glory, wash her with fragrance, strip her naked and put her on your bed!"
"If you feel it's not fun enough, I can give you some fun medicine to keep you spellbound and happy!"
Yan Peiyu: "..."
Absolutely amazing!
But her eyes are fierce, but her tone is delicate and soft, damn it tastes good!
He was dissatisfied that she was so far away from him, so he hugged her and asked: "Why did you mention this suddenly? Someone is careless and offended you?"
Ying Cailan looked up at him in surprise: "Hey, my eldest son has such a keen sense?"
Yan Peiyu said nothing and looked at her.
Ying Cailan smiled and said lazily: "Tend Qiu Ju to serve in the outer courtyard."
"You are the Crown Princess, and you have the final say in Jiang Jiayuan. You can manage the people in the courtyard as you like." After giving the correct instructions, Yan Peiyu asked again: "Did she recruit you?"
Ying Cailan shook his head and said: "It is necessary to nip all possibilities in the cradle!"
Qiu Ju is young, a little younger than Dong Xue, and has been serving in Jiangjiayuan for more than ten years.
Normally, he always has a low eyebrow and is obedient, and listens to everything he calls.
But Cailan Ying saw the ambition hidden in her eyes at a glance!
This girl is definitely not a peaceful person!
There is no chance now. How about giving her a lever?
She might be able to stir up the whole earth!
Yan Peiyu burst out laughing and actually agreed with her words: "They say I'm sensitive. Princess Concubine's little brain is so useful."
"Huh?" Ying Cailan glanced at him and asked, "My feeling is right?"
He didn't say it was right or wrong, he just said: "Originally, my mother's intention was to let Dongxue and Qiu Ju do the marriage for me."
"Oh~~~"
Ying Cailan suddenly realized: "Then, it is a breeding ground for ambition!"
Seeing that she didn't mean to be angry, Yan Peiyu raised her hand and pinched her earlobe.
Seeing that it was quite soft, he said while playing with it: "I refuse."
"Hug each other, it's a blessing for all of us, but you refuse?" Ying Cailan brushed his hand away and asked, "What do you think?"
Although he said he didn't care at all, his eyes were cold.
Yan Peiyu saw her expression in his eyes.
If she didn't let her move her hands, he would move her mouth.
His thin lips pressed up against hers, nibbling her earlobe gently, and whispered in her ear: "I don't have time. I stay in the palace day after day and don't go back to the palace very often."
"Secondly, I have a marriage partner. There is no need to create any messy things before my wife comes. For example, the eldest son of a concubine or something."
"at last……"
He smiled, and under her protest, he let go of her earlobe and said the key sentence: "I don't like them either."
Ying Cailan tilted her head: "You only touch the woman you like?"
"That's natural." Yan Peiyu said matter-of-factly: "If you are forced to eat something you don't like, would you be happy with it?"
He pulled her, forced her to lean against him, and whispered in her ear: "I grew up in the East Palace, and I know everything about the prince. Do you know that?"
"Huh?" Ying Cailan thought subconsciously: "Including the matter of him sleeping with women?"
He actually nodded: "Not bad!"
His voice was very low, and his tone was full of sympathy: "You don't know that when the prince was fifteen years old, he became an expert in human affairs, and the queen arranged for him to have someone who knows everything."
"I didn't ask whether the prince liked them. Both of them were chosen by the queen's own raisers."
"The prince doesn't like them. Since they are the empress's wife, he can't go back."