The wine is good wine, and the meat is also first-class good meat.
Qin Feng even felt that this was better than the dragon meat in the sky. But what the dragon meat tasted like, he could only guess. It was probably not much better than the beef and mutton at the Yunjian Inn.
That night, Qin Feng was very drunk.
He fell down on a camp bed, without even taking off his clothes. In a daze, he seemed to feel that he was still at the banquet, and the old prince Luo Cheng rewarded him with several jars of wine. This old man's wine
Good quality, but not great.
At first, he drunkenly pulled him and called him "nephew" affectionately. Later, he simply hooked up with him and called him brother. The big devil also drunkenly took a mouthful of glutinous dog meat and hugged him and the
Old man, you are so foolish and honest, your brother, my brother, we three brothers! Let’s go to a snow mountain tonight to form a sworn brotherhood. Isn’t it wonderful?
After saying that, he actually shouted to Lu Zhishen, the Howling Sky Tiger, to bring incense and candles, and clamored to kowtow and drink blood wine on the spot.
The old man also shouted in confusion that he wanted to drink blood wine.
Later, he remembered that Tiancan couldn't stand this bitch anymore, so he immediately knocked him over, slapped him several times, and then slapped him with his divine light. He begged miserably, "I was wrong. I messed up the seniority."
Instead, the old man chuckled ignorantly and said, "What's the mess? If you become the eldest brother, Ah...what's going on? By the way, Feng. Ah Feng will be the second brother and I will be the younger brother."
Qin Feng drank a lot of wine in a daze, and made a sworn brotherhood in a daze.
"It's delicious, dog leg meat!" In a daze, Qin Feng held a big foot and chewed it stupidly with drool.
Beishan Guard, who was standing guard outside the camp, covered his mouth and almost laughed out loud. This man, for real, actually hugged the big devil's feet and gnawed on them.
Last night, these two young and old men ruined the military camp tent.
The old prince drowned his sorrows with wine and got drunk. Not only did he become sworn brothers with Qin Feng, he also held Miss Qin's hand and shouted with snot and tears, Yunxiu, Yunxiu, I miss you so much.
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Miss Qin was so frightened that she dropped her chopsticks and ran away from the table.
And the big devil also called him brother and sister, and kept pouring out bitter words, saying that the old man in the family was very harmful to people, and he had to beg for three years alive. The old beggar was even more inhuman.
, not only did not give him meat to eat, but also snatched his meat to eat, and even chased him and beat him. He even pointed at the Roaring Sky Tiger Lu Zhishen and kept scolding him, this guy is the most hateful. Anything good will be eaten by him and that guy.
The three-eyed horse prince secretly ate it.
At the end of the day, he was so stubborn that he wanted to have a fight with Qin Feng. Tian Can scolded him that he was ignorant and incompetent, and he wanted to imitate Zhou Gongjin and Jiang Ziyi. Little did he know that it was Zhou Lang teasing Jiang Ziyi.
He deliberately let him steal the book as a trick. They obviously wanted to be brothers, but there was no way he could use a knife behind his back.
"My husband lives his life to gain fame, and to gain fame is to comfort him in his life. To comfort him in his life, I will get drunk, and I will get drunk and moan like crazy. Damn it, even a kid like you is worthy of that Zhou Gongjin? Besides, my men are not that stupid.
Chiang Kai-shek is like an ox."
It was not easy to get the three of them settled, but that night the devil was on the bed, convulsing him. He got out of bed and vomited wildly in the middle of the night. He climbed up on the bed and stuffed the stinky feet into General Qin's mouth.
He also whined and said, "It's so warm on a dog's day."
Qin Feng chewed for a long time and suddenly felt something was wrong. When he opened his eyes, he smelled the stench of a stinking immortal. He suddenly realized that there was a big foot stuffed in his mouth. He immediately lifted the foot angrily.
Open it, and when you see clearly, that person is actually the big devil.
He immediately covered his nose and vomited repeatedly.
Soon, he rushed out like the wind, rushed to the snow pool outside the tent, and rinsed his mouth.
The Beishan guard looked at his miserable appearance, covered his mouth secretly, and laughed to himself, "This man has been chewing on his feet all night, it's really hard for him to faint from the stench."
Early in the morning, the Great Demon King Luo Yidao saw Qin Feng's gloomy face, with murderous intent on his face. He had no idea what he had done last night. "Why, the grimace on his face this early in the morning, could it be that he has this official title?"
It’s not enough. It doesn’t matter, we two brothers, as long as I have a mouthful of meat to eat, we can’t live without a mouthful of soup. If a fifth-grade forward general is not enough, then we should become a fifth-grade forward general.”
Qin Feng resisted the nausea in his mouth, rolled his eyes, and thought to himself, "This Prince of Beishan is so bold. This official is as easy as eating tofu in his mouth. He can give it to whomever he wants, as much as he wants."
As much as you can give.”
Luo Yidao was not happy to see him, so he said quietly, brother, our Beishan Prince's Palace can only be mentioned in this way. Those who are promoted to the fourth rank or above must report to the Ministry of Personnel for decision. As the heir apparent, I am only promoted to the fourth rank.
Brothers can only send Buddhas here. Whether your Buddha can ascend to heaven in the future will depend on military merit.
The expressions of Howling Sky Tiger Lu Zhishen and the Beishan Guards beside him suddenly changed. This great devil was really willing to give up.
Seeing that he had misunderstood, Qin Feng saw the stunned faces of Lu Zhishen and Beishan Wei. He turned around and thought again, this man is so benevolent that he actually gave me such a high official title.
Immediately I had to wave my hands and said, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that. I just wanted to say, brother, you should wash your feet more in the future. Your feet are too smelly.
Luo Yidao had a puzzled look on his face, my feet stink? Why didn't I know? But soon, he suddenly realized that it was because he didn't wash his feet last night, which made him stink. He immediately laughed and said, "It's a sin, it's a sin. I have been in this position for three years."
He didn't care about many things, and he didn't pay so much attention to it. Turning around, he blamed the Beishan guard again, "Wu Qing, that old eunuch, didn't arrange a bed warmer for me and my brother last night."
Maid?
The Beishan guard rolled his eyes and thought, Sir, this is a military camp. Who dares to arrange a bed-warming maid for you? Do you really think that the old prince and the eunuch who supervises the army are vegetarians?
Seeing Qin Feng repeatedly rejecting the forward general of the fourth rank, the great devil Luo Yidao immediately became angry, "I said it was the fourth rank, it means the fourth rank. Who among the top and bottom of the Beishan Guards would dare not recognize it, even the old immortal?
Yes, you have to admit it."
"Cough cough cough"
On the other side of the tent, the old prince Luo Cheng, who had already finished washing, suddenly blushed and smiled angrily at him and Qin Feng. "In our palace, the darling grandson is the biggest."
He turned around and shouted at Lu Zhishen, passing on the order. From today on, Qin Feng will serve as the vanguard general of the Beishan Guard Qingqi Battalion.
When he saw Qin Mian, who was already stunned, the old guy couldn't wait any longer and quickly made excuses to escape like the wind.
Tian Can and Di Que walked over from the side.
Tian Can pursed his lips and laughed softly, "This old shameless guy still knows how to be shameless."
Qin Mian immediately glared at her fiercely. "You weren't the one who caused it."
Tiancan refused to admit his fault, saying that it was my mother who did the harm, and it was clearly the clock monkey who did it. It made this old guy feel lustful.
Seeing that Qin Feng was feeling uncomfortable, Di Que immediately walked to him and the Big Demon King and said in a loud voice, "The Qingqi camp is full of thorns. Master Feng is new here, so I'm afraid they may not be convinced."
The big devil Luo Yidao laughed loudly, afraid of what they would do. Our Beishan Guards have always relied on our fists to speak. If anyone dares to disobey, just beat him until he is convinced. It's such a simple thing.
Qin Feng was surprised and said, is it that simple?
Luo Yidao patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry. Just go ahead. If it doesn't work, I'll be your commander."
Tian Can saw Luo Yidao reassuring Qin Feng in such a generous manner. He immediately looked at him with admiration. He didn't expect that this crazy boy would have very poisonous eyes after being away for three years.
He immediately followed up and said, "Don't be embarrassed. I and the cripple are still here. The Qingqi Battalion was established by the two of us back then. I can't eat you."
Luo Yidao immediately slapped his head and said with a smile, "I'll go, how could I forget this devil." He immediately retreated and said, "I still won't go to this Qingqi camp."
"How dare you! A man speaks with spit and nail. How dare you go back on your word? Believe it or not, let's practice again." Tian Can teased with a coquettish look on his face.
Luo Yidao suddenly had no idea, and could only hope that Lu Zhishen would rescue him miserably. But Lu Zhishen's nostrils were turned upward, he didn't even look at him, and he seemed to be unable to hear at all.
Luo Yidao jumped in anger, "You evil slave, do you really want to push my son into the pit of fire?"
Lu Zhishen deliberately pretended to be stupid and said to Tian Can and Di Que, "Oh, I am such an old fool. Your lord, you even asked me to act with Zhong Houhou. Let's go, let's go."
After that, he waved his sleeves and didn't dare to stay for a moment.
Luo Yidao saw that he had been abandoned by the evil slave, so he had to smile bitterly and said to Qin Feng, "Brother, from now on, we have to wear a pair of trousers. You can't wear crotchless trousers for your brother."
Tian Can curled his lips and said, What a brother, you have to call him brother.
Luo Yidao suddenly became energetic, pulled Qin Feng over, and said eagerly, brother, what month are you in?
How could Luo Yidao know what month he was born? Even Qin Mian was confused. She only knew that Qin Feng was two years older than her. As for which month he was born, she really didn't know.
Tian Can said proudly, "Stop comparing. He is born on the first day of the lunar new year. You can't compare. You are born on the 9th of September. Besides, you all worshiped me last night. He is the eldest brother and you are the second brother. Old
The third brother is the one who is immortal. Hahaha, it’s so damn funny. The majestic King of Beishan has actually become the stupid little brother of the two of you. And one of them is his grandson. This time the grandson becomes the elder brother.
I have become a younger brother. If you don’t deceive me, the old immortal is indeed the only favorite in the world.
"Me? I'm the eldest brother?" Qin Feng was stunned and pointed at his nose with a confused look on his face. He couldn't even remember how ridiculous they made last night.
Luo Yidao was also dumbfounded. He suddenly felt dizzy, could hardly catch his breath, and his face turned red from holding back.
"Who the hell came up with this bad idea? You must have drunk too much horse urine."
Di Que Weng Weng said, Hehe, it's you, the Crown Prince. I worshiped my brother, bowed to heaven and earth, and drank blood wine.
"Me?" Luo Yidao's face turned pale, wishing he could kill himself with a bowl of tofu on the spot. Although he knew that his own wine was not good, he never expected that he would make such a huge joke. Even he
No matter how rebellious he was, he did not dare to risk the disapproval of the world and let his grandfather be his little brother.
"Brother, these are all drunken jokes, they can't be taken seriously!" Luo Yidao instantly felt that these words were going to spread out and kill people. He could only hold Qin Feng tightly and begged in a low voice. No more of that big devil.
Demonic nature.
He finally understood why the old man agreed so happily and ran away so fast. He must have been too embarrassed to see anyone.
He couldn't help but feel sad in his heart, you old man, your wine is not as good as this prince's. You can't be more reserved. It's all that Zhonghouhou's fault, what about Princess Yunxiu? Let me catch you another day
If you look at him, you will definitely have to beat him with twenty military sticks to calm him down.
Qin Feng trembled and was so frightened that he broke into cold sweat and murmured that this joke was too big.
He suddenly felt a chill on his neck. No wonder the old prince's face looked so gloomy when he saw him so early in the morning. He might have planned to kill someone and silence him.
He immediately denied it and said, "I don't know anything. Oh, I drank too much last night and ate his stinky feet all night long."
He would rather report his own scandal than be remembered by Na Luo Cheng.
Last night, he had already seen it. Luo Cheng and Zhong Zhenshan have long been in the same league. And they have always been vengeful towards their enemies. It seems that Yuan Kui, the supervisor and supervisor, probably has different political views with them and is someone close to the emperor.
.In order to vent the hatred of the past, he would kill if he was told to kill. And he would do it openly and honestly.
The feint shot last night must have been for the old eunuch.
This time even the Howling Sky Tiger Lu Zhishen was dispatched, and there was also a bad general Cao Shan, so the drama was probably about to begin.
When Luo Yidao saw that he was so knowledgeable and willing to let him go, he was immediately touched and wanted to show him his heart.
Tian Can didn't want to let him go so easily, and said, I don't have to worry about the ridiculous things last night. But from now on, my man is the elder brother and you are the younger brother. You have to admit this.
Luo Yidao nodded repeatedly, patted his chest and said, I admit it, I definitely admit it. Not just brother, even calling him aunt is fine.
When Tian Can was retorted by him, he couldn't help but feel angry. Instead, he happily poked his forehead and said, "That's right. My love for you was not in vain. From now on, you can call him my aunt."
Seeing that Luo Yidao was serious about it, Qin Feng quickly objected and said, "That won't work. It's better for us to treat each other as brothers."
Luo Yidao pretended to be sad and said, I have called her aunt since she was a child. I can't do it if I don't call you aunt. If this spreads, how should I meet people.
Tian Can saw that Qin Feng's face looked ugly, so he had no choice but to accept it and said, "Brother, just brother. Anyway, I'm not much older than you."
Luo Yidao muttered bitterly, you are an old cow eating young grass, you have the nerve.
Tian Can rolled his eyes at him, twisted his ears, and whispered into his ears, I am willing.
Luo Yidao could only cry out that it hurt.
Seeing that he was convinced, Tian Can let him go with an arrogant look.
Last night, she deliberately pulled off a trick and put on such a ridiculous show. On the one hand, she wanted to vent her anger for Qin Feng. Why does it mean that Qin is not worthy of going to Meishan? She thought to herself, my man is not the son of that bully, and he also killed Qin Feng.
Why can't she surpass Barbarian? On the other hand, she wants to build momentum for Qin Feng. Although she doesn't know her master's plan, in order to make him stand out in this battle, she must give him more strength in the Beishan Guard.
Weight. Otherwise, once this battle starts, how can one defeat ten thousand by relying on one person's skill alone, unless he also has the black knife of the monkey?
And what makes her even more irritated is that her man has obviously got the golden finger, but he doesn't know how to use it. Even though she and Di Que tried their best to fill him with those data texts, he still looked confused.
Privately, she had to start from the most basic basic knowledge of Chinese characters.
But for Qin Feng, who has a relatively shallow foundation, this is undoubtedly reading from heaven.