Chapter 57 Young man, I want to have a baby with you
Chapter 57
Boy, I want to have a baby with you
Among the heroes who were moving forward quietly, Lang Qing suddenly turned around and walked up to the disguised Madam of Chunfeng Tower, stopped her and said, otherwise, you should go back.
The old madam and the group of Chunfeng Louqingguer who were following her turned their faces on the spot and said, "What do you mean? You guys from all over the world can come, why can't we come? We are also people from Beishan in life, and ghosts in Beishan in death."
"This is not a joke, it will kill someone!"
Lang Qing frowned and said anxiously.
Before, he had not noticed that there were such a group of girls hidden among these heroes. If he hadn't accidentally discovered their white and tender necks while drinking Zhuangxing wine, he would have smelled the faint fragrance of girls.
He still couldn't believe it.
The old madam got angry, rolled up her sleeves, and said sullenly, "How about we pick a place and have a showdown? Let's see if you, a young bird whose hair has not yet fully grown, are more powerful, or if I am more capable."
What she hates most in her life is this kind of stinky man who thinks he loves her.
She talks sweet words and says one thing, but when she takes off her pants, her true colors are revealed. Who says women are inferior to men?
Not to mention, just take Su Xiaoxiao and Liu Rushi, the courtesan of Chunfeng Tower, as an example. They spent all their money to help the victims, and even sacrificed their own lives in exchange for food, but also used their own flesh and blood to make up for it.
Those displaced orphans. How many men in this world can do that.
Moreover, after Su Xiaoxiao and Liu Rushi died of illness, the old prince lamented that women were not inferior to men, and pitied the weak women of Chunfeng Tower who could not survive in troubled times. So he secretly incorporated Chunfeng Tower into the scout camp and Guanhai Tower.
The secret secret knowledge of the world is given to these weak women, so that Chunfeng Tower can not only save their wealth and lives, but also be used by the palace.
Just based on the unique swordsmanship of Mingjian Villa, they may not be as good as Beishan Duo in the world. However, they have always obeyed the old prince's orders and never showed it to others easily, and few people in the world know about it. This dispatch, on the one hand, brought her personally
The strong feelings, on the other hand, are because the old prince sent a hero post.
The old prince has protected them for many years, but now that the Beishan Palace is in danger, they have no way to repay them and can only challenge the enemy with their own lives.
Li Sheng saw that there was a lot of movement behind him, so he quickly turned around and came back, saying angrily, "What's going on? This battle hasn't been fought yet, how can there be internal friction?"
With a livid face, Lang Qing pointed at the old bustard and the others with a wry smile and said, "They" are the Guan'er from Chunfeng Tower. Tell me, why would these prostitutes come to this muddy water? Isn't this looking for death? I want to advise them.
I went back, but they didn't agree.
A hero also heard the commotion and turned around. He said with an unbearable expression, "It's better for the woman to go back so as not to hold us back. When the time comes, let us protect you. If you fall into the hands of barbarians, it will be even more tragic."
. Life is worse than death. You make us unbearable. If you really want to help Beishan, go back and be a good person, find a good family to marry, and give Beishan more children. This is your greatest contribution and sacrifice to Beishan.
The old bustard couldn't hold back the anger in his heart anymore. He pulled out his long sword with a sound and slashed out with the sword. The man couldn't hide and his hair was chopped off. The dead soul was shocked and said, you, you are
Minghuang Realm? This is impossible. Aren’t all Chunfeng Towers weak women?
Qingguer, who was following the old bustard, also slashed out with their swords. Suddenly, the sword light shot out, and they were all in the Minghuang Realm. Not only was Lang Qing calmed down at once, but also the heroes in front of him who were waiting to watch the excitement.
, I also secretly lost my countenance. I was secretly afraid. Fortunately, after visiting Chunfeng Tower for so many years, I had never used force. Otherwise, the thing in this crotch would have been cut off and fed to the dogs long ago.
Li Sheng sighed and said, are you really not afraid of death?
An oiran stood up and said bitterly, Don't worry, we will never hold you back. Even if we are accidentally caught by the barbarians, they will not be able to take our bodies away. Before we came, we had already lost our innocent bodies.
They were all given to men from Beishan. Only men from Beishan are worthy of being our men. If the barbarians use force, we sisters will be prepared, and at worst, they will die.
After saying that, she opened her mouth, and there was poison hidden in the white and pink teeth.
Lang Qing couldn't help but blush, and immediately put aside his prejudices, and secretly admired them. These women were really crazy women. In order to prevent barbarians from taking away their innocence, they even turned their innocent bodies over to their bodies overnight.
All of them were given to the men in Beishan. But how much pain will this cause to the men's hearts? In ancient times, there were stones for looking at wives, but I'm afraid there will be many more steles for looking at wives in Beishan in the future.
Li Sheng was also shocked. This was a desperate fight. It was even more desperate than theirs. He immediately said with a look of shame, "I'm sorry, we underestimated you. You are a very good woman!"
Lang Qing hesitated for a moment. The more heroic they became, the more he couldn't bear it. After thinking about it, he took out a letter from his pocket and handed it to the old madam, saying, take a look, this is his letter to you.
The old madam took the letter in astonishment and asked subconsciously, "Who?"
Lang Qing smiled bitterly and said, Scout Camp General Hua Bao Jiang Shan, Young Man Jiang. Come to think of it, you are the "Jade Faced Peach Blossom" Chunjunzi Mo Shanghua that he has worried about for many years.
Over the years, the word "jade-faced peach blossom" has almost become a taboo for the old madam. She suddenly shook the sword in her hand and placed it on his neck, threatening, "Who are you?"
Lang Qing said helplessly, I am a young man named Jiang, a friend in the world who can be entrusted with life and death. Upstairs in Zui Xian, we hit it off and drank wild wine for three days and three nights.
The old madam looked him over and saw the sincerity on his face, so she put aside her grudge and pushed him away.
When she received the letter, she couldn't help but tremble all over, burst into tears, bit her red lips, stamped her feet, and ignored everyone's surprise, and cursed, "This is so heartless, it's a pity that I thought it was him this time."
Leading the team. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be Mr. Feng from Beishan Duo of Tianxiahui.
In fact, she hasn't finished her words yet. She plans to live and die with him. She really dares to love and hate.
Seeing her tears streaming down her face, Li Sheng, an old village leader who was used to seeing romance, couldn't help but wonder how that leopard swinger brother actually had such an infatuated and infatuated confidante. He thought that he had been in the world for most of his life, but he was still alone in his heart.
Inexplicably, he felt more miserable. He secretly felt sad, as the old saying goes, if a man is not bad, a woman will not love him. A man who is full does not know that a man is hungry, and a man who is hungry will die of bloating if he is full, and he will starve to death if he cannot lick the taste.
As soon as Mo Shanghua finished speaking, the group of men behind her suddenly asked anxiously, "Where's ours? Has our man also written to us?"
Lang Qing asked in shock, is your man also a soldier of the scout camp?
The women nodded in agreement.
It turns out that before the King of Beishan ordered all the Beishan Guards to gather at Beishanguan, according to Beishan Guard's original practice, they were given two days off to let them be free and unrestrained.
This group of women thought that they were all going to die anyway, so why not give their innocent bodies to these good men who would live and die with them. In this way, even if they died, they could still be a pair of desperate mandarin ducks on the road.
You cannot grow old together in this life, and you will have to be an infatuated lover in the next life.
But what was waiting for him was Lang Qing, who spread his hands and looked helpless.
He knew how cruel this was to them.
It's a pity that he can't deceive them at the moment. They all have to be brave and loyal women. Isn't it that they are giving it a try to gain a future, break out of the world, and win the person they love the most.
But reality is cruel after all. Most of the soldiers in the scout camp didn't know that they were actually coming to join the war.
.Perhaps most of them still hold onto their thoughts of leaving behind them.
Even if they die in battle this time, they will still have children and grandchildren, and there will be successors in the scout camp, and their bloodline will be passed down from generation to generation.
But it will definitely hurt these promiscuous women who are willing to reveal their hearts to them.
Men never keep their apologies in their mouths. All they can do is to end this war as soon as possible. As long as they are safe in the future, everything they pay will be worth it.
That's why they didn't want to leave any trace of the text behind and cause them great pain.
Seeing Lang Qing's hands empty, the women gritted their teeth and let tears well up in their eyes instead of streaming down. They couldn't tell whether it was hate or love, but they were determined to die, but their faces were calm.
Mo Shanghua trembled and opened the letter, only to see that there was only one short sentence in the letter: Come back alive and give birth to a monkey with me.
Thousands of warnings, thousands of words, but there are no such words of love that make people despair, hate and fall in love.
Tears immediately wetted the letterhead, which was worth a thousand gold like Jin Yuzhi.
The tears were so heavy that her lonely heart was filled with ripples. She had been waiting for these words for many years. There was nothing in this world that made her happy anymore.
Ignoring everyone's surprise and envy, she carefully folded the letter and gently stuffed it into her breasts that were tightly bandaged.
When I raised my head, I saw that my sisters were lifeless. With tears in my eyes, I raised my arms and shouted, "Sisters, you don't have to worry. Although they haven't written to you, but based on my understanding of the men in my family, he will definitely not
His soldiers have failed you. So in this battle, we must try our best to come back alive. In the future, we will also give birth to monkeys for them, okay?
The women who were already in despair suddenly became excited after hearing her words, and they all cheered, "Okay, when we go back, we will definitely give birth to a group of monkeys for them!"
Mo Shanghua also pursed her lips, looked at Beishanguan, and murmured to herself, "Young man, I want to give birth to a monkey for you."
Li Sheng's eyes were red. This scene was far heavier than Qin Feng's drinking of Zhuangxing wine for them. How could he be willing to let such a woman die? Even if one of such a woman was lost, Beishan would not be able to bear it.
The pain you have endured. Old prince, your heart is as solid as a rock, you are so willing to bear it!
Immediately he pulled Lang Qing aside and whispered, if such a woman is damaged in our hands, she will not be able to explain to the people of Beishan both emotionally and rationally. Lang Qing also frowned, he
I never expected that the men of these women were all from the scout camp.
The men in the scout camp are all good men. And they have suffered the most losses in recent years. But few people in the world know that. Even if many of them died in battle, most of them had no bones left, and the enemy
The revenge against them was far more cruel than they imagined, so much so that they didn't even have names or tombstones after their deaths. What's more, they had to live in anonymity and bear heavy infamy for the rest of their lives.
They are all unsung heroes of Beishan.
Many of their families will never know that their sons belong to the scout camp.
Now, facing their woman, Lang Qing was helpless.
Seeing that he was panicking, Li Sheng quickly said in a low voice, like this...what do you think?
Lang Qing sighed, nodded and said, this is the only way.
"Then let's do it."
The group of heroes behind them no longer had the teasing attitude, but had a bit more admiration. Seeing Li Sheng and Lang Qing nodding slightly toward them, they quickly nodded as well.
They each secretly made up their minds that even if they were to die, we men would have to support them.
On the high hill in the distance, Qin Feng saw the graceful figures of the heroes from a distance. He couldn't help but be stunned and said angrily, how could there be women?
The brigade commander of the Qingqi Battalion who was following him could only smile bitterly and said that it was those strange women from Chunfeng Tower and the secret chess the old prince had been playing for many years.
"It's ridiculous. This is not a fight between the world and a personal grudge. How can a woman get involved? Maybe all the men in Beishan are dead!" Qin Feng's long-standing machismo suddenly broke out.
The brigade commander secretly smiled bitterly, this war has never really divided men and women. If it is far away, it is possible that the beautiful leopard is not a woman. You are willing to give up, why can't the prince.
"Send a message to Lang Qing and get these crazy bitches back to me. They are not guarding Chunfeng Tower one by one, and they are acting as heroes. This is putting the cart before the horse! It's inexplicable!"
The brigade commander had to say truthfully, there is no way to withdraw now. Don't worry, Lang Qing and Li Sheng will never let them suffer easily. Moreover, there are people from the scout battalion watching in the dark. These girls, but
They are all their women.
Qin Feng said in surprise, are you sure?
The brigade commander nodded repeatedly, and Qin Feng said helplessly that Huabao, a coward, really has a raging general and a raging army. The battle has not even started yet, and he is so ruthless to go to such extreme lengths.
If it were him, even if he died thousands of times, he would not let Qin Mian and Tian Can be in danger like this. Unknowingly, he responded to Qin Mian's worries, whether he was beaten or scolded
Love. Unconsciously, he has treated Tiancan as his own woman.
Although this is a strange move for the old prince, and he may play a honey trap a few times, he has always looked down on using a woman's body to buy peace in war. "If you rely on women to support you, then we are still needed.
What are these men doing? They are emasculating all the men in the world."
Qin Fengqi resented it, but seeing that the situation was so helpless, if he pulled back and made too much noise, it would only alert the enemy and expose them more easily. Instead of doing this, it would be better to act according to the opportunity and reduce their burden.
"How are their skills?"
"Most of them are in the Minghuang Realm!"
Qin Feng was shocked and said, are you sure?
When the brigade commander saw his appearance, he was secretly amused. No wonder he had such a big reaction. He probably underestimated these girls.
Qin Feng sighed, his face was a little embarrassed, and he cursed, "You damn old man, it's so hard to hide this from the general, and he almost did something bad."
"The old prince has no plans left. Don't worry, Li Sheng and Lang Qing are also compassionate people. They will definitely not be allowed to be the main force. They will probably do some peripheral clean-up work."
Qin Feng rolled his eyes fiercely and said angrily, "You summon Hua Baozi, he is responsible for his woman, I don't have the ability to protect his wife."
The brigade commander nodded repeatedly, but laughed. He thought to himself, you are the one who took the lead in provoking the formation. If you are not responsible, who will be responsible. If you really kill the old bustard, the leopard will still have to fight for you. That half-baked old man
The food has a strong taste, but it tastes so good. I like to eat "old" food.
Qin Feng was not surprised when he saw him laughing. Instead, he deliberately smiled at him and said, "When all the guys in the scout camp are killed, I will snatch all these young ladies and reward them to my brothers."
The brigade commander suddenly opened his mouth wide and said "Oh" and couldn't close it for a long time. He still underestimated this young man who was decisive and decisive. This was really retaliation.
After a moment, he muttered, let them die far away. Maybe I can return the mother and the two treasures. His eyes suddenly glowed with gold. Qin Feng almost laughed out loud. There are actually people in this world who are willing to be happy.
father.
How could he know the suffering of these Beishan men?
In fact, it is difficult for the son-in-law of Beishan who joins the army to find a wife he likes. On the one hand, the women in Beishan are too expensive, and on the other hand, they have been training in the army all year round and have few opportunities to meet other female relatives. When they are on vacation, they most often go to a brothel to have sex.
It's just a matter of luck. If you encounter a rule like Chunfeng Tower, you will really have bad luck for eight hundred lifetimes.
Therefore, the most sought-after people in Beishan are not the young girls, but the widows whose families are in decline and whose husbands are in trouble.
Moreover, due to years of war and in order to protect the family property, there has always been a tradition among the people that the brother-in-law will be the bride. Therefore, the more veteran you are, the more you like those mature and plump widows. Only the sour Confucian widows
Only scholars and dandy boys would stare at those young girls. The beauty of this is something that even a hairy boy who has not yet fully grown his hair can understand.
Therefore, the old saying spread in Beishan, "A sister-in-law is better than an angel or a jewel" comes from this.
The brigade commander didn't blush and his heart didn't beat. At this moment, he actually wished that ten thousand ostriches would float over the heads of those scout battalions who thought I was the best in the world.
He secretly took a look at the old madam who was taking the lead, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva secretly. He was blinded by the fact that such a good woman actually fell in love with that old rogue Hua Leopard.