typeface
large
in
Small
Turn off the lights
Previous bookshelf directory Bookmark Next

Chapter 67: Hooligan Nympho

After the severe cold, the spring breeze comes more than half a month earlier. There is no need for dark clouds to drive away another heavy snowfall.

Outside the Chaoguan Tower, thousands of miles of snow is drifting, using the sky as a furnace, melting everything into silver.

Walking on the ice and lying in the snow, the last touch of winter style makes people more and more happy and sad. After being soaked in the snow water, the old beggar grabbed his ears and beat him with a dog stick. Luo Yidao was abnormal

After a miserable soak in the hot springs, I washed away the heavy dirt that the old beggar slapped on my body.

Although the old beggar was beaten hard but lightly, the pain inflicted on the skin but not the muscles and bones was really impressive. Luo Yidao rubbed the dirt off his body, and there was not a single bruise on his body. On the contrary, the meridians were extremely painful.

Comfortable, even the seven orifices that have been blocked for many days are showing signs of breakthrough.

Only then did Luo Yidao realize the old beggar's intention.

It's all well intentioned.

After all kinds of thoughts, Luo Yidao got up and dressed up under the service of the maid. When he walked out of the room, Princess Yuncheng, who had been hiding by the door for a long time and didn't feel cold, had a face that was red from the cold.

His face became less worried and more affectionate. Seeing his sad look again, his sad eyes were suddenly filled with surprise. He subconsciously licked his red lips and smiled to himself, this man is really handsome.

He's a bit more handsome than the Rabbit at the Elephant House in Kyoto.

Thinking of the past three years when he was disheveled and disheveled, and became the eight-packed elder of the Beggar Clan, and suddenly saw her drooling silly look, she secretly laughed, why didn't she take notice of him in the first place?

Then she thought of her aunt Princess Yunxiu. In the past years, there were always handsome young men in the palace. Even if she was sitting in a sedan chair, she would always like to open the curtains. Whenever she saw the handsome man on the road, her eyes would be filled with tears.

It was as if she had lost her soul. She was also secretly embarrassed. Could it be that women are born to be lustful people who judge people by their appearance? If her aunt is like this, so is she?

Luo Yidao saw that her eyes were hooked and she was looking silly and infatuated. He rolled his eyes at her and walked up to her. He suddenly opened up his thick clothes and exposed his naked chest, deliberately trying to scare her like a gangster. Yuncheng

The princess covered her eyes shyly and cursed, how shameless.

She lowered her head and inadvertently opened a gap with her hands. She saw that he had a strong physique and well-developed muscles, especially the massive chest and abdominal muscles. They looked strong, thick, and full of male power. No wonder Ye Yan said

, this man looks thin when dressed, but looks fat when undressed!

I saw his eyes shot up to the cold stars again, his eyebrows as thick as paint, he let go of his hand unconsciously, the corners of his mouth curled up in a silly smile, his shy eyes were as hot as a hungry wolf seeing a little piece of meat.

The expectation. Thinking about it, it all belongs to me, I feel happy!

Seeing her stupid look, Luo Yidao was suddenly chilled by the cold wind blowing across his chest. He quickly covered himself tightly and spat at her, angrily saying, "You rogue."

He turned around and walked out of the other courtyard arrogantly with his shy steps. When he walked out of the other courtyard, he immediately ran towards the lobby of Beishan Palace like a rabbit, as if there was a hungry wolf waiting for food behind him, watching covetously behind him.

Princess Yuncheng curled her lips unwillingly and said, "I have the ability to act like a hooligan, but I don't have the ability to see the truth. She is very cowardly."

As soon as she said these words, she hurriedly covered her mouth and glanced around timidly. Seeing that the maids and servants around her had already backed away three feet, she blushed and vomited out her small mouth again in fear.

He raised his tongue and secretly complained in his heart, bah bah, how could I say this? It's so embarrassing.

In fact, Luo Yidao had already heard her provocation like a tiger and a wolf, and his whole body could not help but tremble even more. He cursed secretly in his heart, once this woman becomes pregnant, it will be really scary.

And this kind of sneakiness in secret made him want to stop. Thinking of that day at the lakeside, he had taken advantage of everything with his hands, and the lingering fragrance in his hands still made him unsatisfied for several days.

The old saying really comes true: a wife is worse than a concubine, and a concubine is worse than a thief.

He licked his mouth, swallowed his saliva, and secretly glanced back at the shy Princess Yuncheng. He couldn't help but shudder, this girl is really knowledgeable. At first glance, it seemed calm, but after a closer look,

But the undercurrent was surging, and there were turbulent waves of its own. Especially that day, when he was in a panic, he took a full hand, which was far plumper and taller than the white bird and jade rabbit.

He secretly made up his mind that he would not withdraw from this marriage. What if the foolish king still refused to let her marry him and simply risked his life to cook the rice and cook the rice? What if the old immortal had such a calculation on her?

With this idea in mind.

The feelings secretly hidden in the hearts of these two people are ridiculous and pitiful. In vain, he is called the Great Demon King. He thinks he has experienced hundreds of battles in the sea of ​​fireworks, but he does not understand the love between men and women at all. With the long-tested love

Compared with Huabao Jiangshan, he is still far behind. Even the old prince is absolutely inferior.

Little do they know that the relationship between a man and a woman has always been so ignorant and incomprehensible. It comes like a stormy sea and goes away like a frenzy. The more they don't get it, the more entangled they become.

When he came to the lobby yard, he saw the unruly Hong Duo'er, obediently rubbing her body against the arrogant black horse Kunpeng like a little daughter-in-law. Luo Yidao suddenly became furious and pointed at the red Duo'er.

Cursed, do you still have any shame? He was taken down by it now?

The big black horse Kunpeng stood up, shook his neck angrily, sprayed saliva all over his face, neighed a few times, and seemed extremely proud. But the red horse drooped his head with an aggrieved look on his face, his eyes

With hidden tears, she didn't dare to look him in the face.

Luo Yidao wiped the saliva on his face, and then continued to curse in annoyance, indicating that it was the overlord who forced his bow. You old gangster, believe it or not, I will kill you and eat your meat.

The old beggar's snorting laughter suddenly came from the lobby. Why are you scolding it? That old thing Luo Cheng hopes that he will add more children to your old Luo family as soon as possible. It is your Luo family's blessing to be able to get an eyeful from him.

Don't know what's good or bad.

Kunpeng seemed to understand the old beggar's words, and snorted again, becoming even more arrogant and arrogant. The red flower simply squatted down and raised its buttocks, as if it wanted to continue to favor it.

Luo Yidao was convinced. He gave a thumbs up angrily and said fiercely, Lord Ma, why don't you become a cow! You are so damn awesome!

The big black horse Kunpeng turned his head, raised his hooves, and neighed several times, as if he was born to be so arrogant and domineering.

Luo Yidao picked up a stone on the ground and hit it hard. He said with a mixture of laughter and laughter, "You're so awesome, but you're so good at it. You're so awesome!"

The big black horse kicked the rocks that fell on him back towards him. Seeing Luo Yidao's face flushed and looking deflated, he suddenly snorted at Hong Duo'er several times in a bored manner, feeling very happy.

Zaidi walked to the backyard. It seemed that the backyard was the bridal chamber for it and Hong Duo'er.

Luo Yidao dodged the rocks kicked by him dumbfounded, patted his head in annoyance, and cursed, "The bastard horse prince has really become a spirit." Seeing the impatient look on Red Duo'er's face,

He licked his face humbly and chased after him. Out of sight and out of mind, he walked straight into the lobby, rushed to the old beggar and tried to snatch the wine and dog meat in front of him.

The old beggar sneered, as if he had expected this. He picked up the chopsticks in his hand and immediately pushed away the wine and dog meat in front of him. He spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm towards Luo Yidao's face and said with a smile, "I want to grab it."

You are still a bit young when you snatch food from my mouth.

Luo Yidao secretly screamed, and immediately dodged the teasing that was like thick phlegm entering his throat, pulled out the demon knife, and slashed out with one strike. The old beggar sat there without being surprised, and then struck out with a chopstick. There were many changes, and it turned out to be the dog-beater again.

stick method.

For a while, you and I were walking around on the table, and it was like a blur of knives and chopsticks.

Han Jiang, the Clouded Leopard, Qian Yu, the Golden Leopard, and Jiang Shan, the Golden Leopard, seemed to be unfazed. They each poured wine and ate meat, and the two brothers even exchanged punches. What made Luo Yidao extremely angry was that the old beggar used a pair of chopsticks in his hands.

The fight with him was so inseparable that he even had the time to join in and throw punches.

"How's it going, brothers? You're the leader of the Five!"

"You lose! It's your turn to drink, and it's my turn, a bad old man, to eat meat!"

The old beggar smoothly blocked Luo Yidao's demon knife, moved the chopsticks in his hand, and put a bowl of strong wine in front of Clouded Leopard Han Jiang. Han Jiang had to admit defeat, let go of the dog meat in front of him, picked up the strong wine, and took a sip.

And finished.

Qian Yu and Jiang Shan looked outrageous and immediately said, "Come on, come on! The three of us come together!"

"Three-star photos, three-yang kaitai, three-yuan success, and three-year friendship"

"Four blessings of wealth, prosperity in all seasons, good luck in all seasons"

"Five Chiefs, Five Flowers, Five Jis"

...

"Nine rings, nine heavens, nine horses, quick promotion, nine dragons and pillars"

"The house is full, everyone is here, the whole family is enjoying themselves, everything is perfect."

All three leopards from the Beishan Palace participated in the battle. The old beggar was trying to do two things. Luo Yidao not only did not get any advantage, but was beaten up by the dog-beating chopsticks that suddenly came and then left, and his face was covered with bruises.

And the three leopards were not feeling well either.

The three of them have always been top-notch boxing players in Beishan, but compared to the old beggar who speaks like thunder and has sharp eyes and quick hands, they are still one step behind. After drinking a lot of wine, the dog meat was beaten by the old beggar.

Eating everything.

Luo Yidao saw that he couldn't get even half a cent from the magic sword technique, so he simply threw away the demon sword in his hand, gritted his teeth and used the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to compete with him. Seeing that this kid was anxious, Luo Yidao started to act helpless again,

He was about to spit out the dog bone in his mouth towards him. A dog bone entered Luo Yidao's path, and it fell down before he even took a breath.

The old beggar then smiled and said sarcastically to the three leopards, "It's not easy to be full of food and wine."

Luo Yidao's face turned livid, and when he spat out the dog bone with his saliva, he fell to the table in disgust and started to vomit.

Seeing Luo Yidao being teased like this, the three leopards couldn't move at all, so they could only look at him with a wry smile.

The old beggar then hummed to Luo Yidao and said, "The magic knife skills are not bad, and you have already achieved the six successful powers of Lao Immortal. But you don't know how to respect teachers. I finally ate a meal of dog meat, and you actually

If you want to lift the table for me, you should really hit me!

As he said that, the pair of chopsticks struck Luo Yidao hard like a stick.

Luo Yidao endured the pain in his buttocks, grabbed the wine jar in front of Han Jiang, the Clouded Leopard, swallowed it in one gulp, and spit it out. Then he grabbed the wine jar in front of Qian Yu, the Golden Leopard, and drank another gulp.

Washing like crazy.

After using all the remaining spirits on the table as his mouthwash, he threw away the empty wine jar in his hand with a clang, opened his mouth vigorously, exhaled, and no longer smelled the disgusting smell.

give up.

The old beggar said with a look of disgust, it’s not like he’s never tasted my saliva before. It was never like this when he snatched my dog ​​meat. My saliva is very expensive, and it blinded your eyes in vain.

Luo Yidao slumped down on the chair, his face ashen as death, and said, "I will never do this again. How can I be so cruel to others?"

The old beggar picked his teeth with a toothpick, took a bite of the minced meat, and hummed, "Haha, the big devil wants to lose face now? It's too late."

Seeing that Luo Yidao still looked unruly, he murmured again, it seems that someone is not willing to learn the remaining tricks. I came here in vain.

The three leopards immediately looked at each other, wondering if this old beggar was specifically teaching kung fu to the big devil? Not...

Luo Yidao, however, had a look of shock on his face. He stood up and changed his face faster than the dog. He immediately rubbed his hands and said timidly, Master, do you really mean what you said?

Seeing that he was shameless, the old beggar obviously knew his character and deliberately turned a deaf ear. Instead, he turned to Cloud Leopard Han Jiang and reminded him that "Bamboo Leaf Green" went to Beishan Camp. It was not easy! If the old immortal didn't come forward,

I'm afraid I can't control Zhong Zhenshan alone!

The three leopards were startled, and the alcoholism all over their bodies subsided like sweating profusely. Leopard Jiang Shan was the most nervous. He had always been in charge of the scout camp, and he knew that the beggar gang was spread all over the world, and there were not only 1.8 million but also hundreds of thousands of believers in the gang.

There are so many. They are undoubtedly the most well-informed about the news in the world.

The old beggar secretly looked at the faces of the three of them, frowned slightly, and deliberately said to Luo Yidao, I heard that you have recognized a big brother during this period, and his name is Master Feng. He has gained a lot of limelight during this period.

?Is this possible?

Luo Yidao nodded repeatedly.

The old beggar is angry and refuses to argue. Big devil, big devil, you have really disgraced the face of my beggar gang. I remember that I once told you that you are a genius that has never been seen in the ages.

As a leader, even if a person has great talent, if he has no ambition and is willing to be subordinate to others, how can he get ahead? He is worthy of being a leader for thousands of years.

But he was doing two things, and secretly sent a message to Huabao Jiangshan. On the one hand, I came here to teach him the skills, and on the other hand, someone used the Immortal Order to recruit him. Now, the Immortal Order has been issued, and Biga has also

Already known. Go to the Beishan Camp to stop Zhong Houhou and don’t let him fall into Zhu Yeqing’s scheme. Otherwise, your efforts will be in vain, and you, Beishan, will be the sinners of the world.

After that, he pretended to be angry, grabbed Luo Yidao, and said with a groan, "Let's go, take me to see what kind of eldest brother of yours is there, so that you and your grandson are willing to be friends with him."

When Huabao Jiangshan saw that he was doing so secretly, and saw that his expression seemed to have something to hide, and that he did not let Clouded Leopard and Golden Leopard know about it, the secret of this suddenly made him panic, and he quickly made an excuse, "I drank too much, I

Go pee.

Clouded Leopard Han Jiang also quickly stood up and said worriedly, you two are staying at the palace, and I have to go to the Beishan Camp immediately.

Qian Yu, the golden leopard, didn't look good either. He said sullenly, "I just think there's something wrong with the bamboo leaf green. Sure enough, I'm not so kind. Brother, please go quickly. Leave it to me and my third brother in the palace."


This chapter has been completed!
Previous Bookshelf directory Bookmark Next