"Xianglin, Master and Mistress are not going to force you to learn Taoism now." Ling Fengjiao, who had returned to normal, was sitting with Qin Anyi in the small courtyard of the courtyard, blowing bottles of white wine against each other.
"What made you change your mind?" Qin Anyi asked Ling Fengjiao.
"You can eat anything now. Isn't it useless for you to learn Taoism? I just want to find a suitable child and use the few secret books I got when I was young to learn it, so that it won't break.
Passed on." Ling Fengjiao drank half a bottle of Niulanshan in one sip.
"Show it to me, maybe I can learn it." Qin Anyi also drank half a bottle of Niulanshan, "Is it Tathagata Divine Palm, Lingbo Weibu, Dugu Nine Swords or Six Meridians Divine Sword, Master?"
"How did your bad-mouthed virtue come about?" Ling Fengjiao was a little surprised.
"When you are sick." Qin Anyi said with a smile.
"..." Ling Fengjiao fell silent, "Honey, bring me the cloth bag on the corner of the table."
"I know." Zhu Xiaoqian said, and then a cloth bag was thrown over.
"No, Master, is this how you treat your inheritance?" Qin Anyi said as she watched Ling Fengjiao untie the cloth bag.
"The most dangerous place is the safest place. Many people coveted it when I was young, and I couldn't carry it with me. Just in case, I wrapped them in a cover and inserted something on the first page.
, it looks like the pages have fallen apart." Ling Fengjiao said, taking out five books.
Qin Anyi looked at the "Lengfang Monk", "Right Futon", "Jin Pingmei", "Funny Stories from Zhaoyang" and "Nine-Tailed Return" in front of him with a somewhat exciting expression.
"..." Qin Anyi fell silent.
"..." Ling Fengjiao also fell silent.
The scene suddenly became awkward.
"Well, we are all grown men, we understand." Qin Anyi casually picked up "Jin Ping Mei" and turned to the first page.
"Wow, there are pictures, this pose is amazing." Qin Anyi said with praise.
"Look back and have a look." Ling Fengjiao smiled, "You will know how powerful these inheritances are."
"Turn back." Qin Anyi turned back, "Oh...oh...wonderful, wonderful, I have tried several of these positions."
"??Huh??" Ling Fengjiao took the book and found that it was really "Jin Ping Mei".
"Honey, what's going on? How come it's all true?" Ling Fengjiao hurriedly put away the books.
"Farewell, Master." Qin Anyi grabbed a copy of Zhaoyang's Interesting Stories.
"These are rare books. You can't do this. Master, I found them with great difficulty." Ling Fengjiao grabbed "Interesting Stories from Zhaoyang" and said, and then he remembered something was wrong, "No, my wife, those
Where did you really go?"
"I really can't stand you. Don't you know that hiding a drop of water in the ocean is the best choice?" Zhu Xiaoqian's voice came from the room.
As Zhu Xiaoqian spoke, she threw out five books.
"Postpartum Care of Sows", "One Hundred Thousand Whys", "Complete Technology of Walking Tractors", "Rapid Breeding of Sows", "Zen and Motorcycle Maintenance Technology"
"How much did the nurse pay for postpartum care of sows?" Qin Anyi picked up "Postpartum Care of Sows" and started reading.
""Sanqing Talisman"?" Qin Anyi said while looking at the inner pages.
"This is what your wife learned." Ling Fengjiao said with a nostalgic look.
""Shushan Sword Code"?" Qin Anyi picked up "One Hundred Thousand Whys" again.
"I learned it." Ling Fengjiao said after taking a sip of wine.
""Mountain"?" Qin Anyi picked up another book.
"This is mountain magic, which can suppress demons and eliminate evil. Your wife and I have both learned some." Ling Fengjiao explained.
""Book of the Emperor"?"
"This is for refining Dragon Qi and Emperor Qi, or you have the life of Emperor Ziwei."
""The True Method of Ghost Art"?"
"For this, you need to have a very Yin constitution or a pure Yin destiny."
"That's it." Qin Anyi linked to the ontology's consciousness. In an instant, all the contents of the book were recorded by the ontology, and then packaged and sent to Qin Anyi in this world.
"Then Master, why did you bring out the true magic of ghosts and the Emperor's Book? By the way, how did you and my wife get so many secret books?" Qin Anyi asked Ling Fengjiao curiously.
"Originally, your sister-in-law and I both had a secret book, which was our major. Later, when I was slaying demons with your sister-in-law, we got these secret books by chance. I wanted to see if you could learn it.
Yes, but since you were a kid, you've always punched ghosts, and you've beaten people hard when you caught them, and you haven't learned these techniques very well. There's nothing you can do about it, your master wife and I, we're just trying to force you to learn them.
I learned it, but never used it." Ling Fengjiao drank Niulanshan in one gulp, then took out two bottles of Niulanshan from the plastic bag and put one bottle for Qin Anyi.
"Hey, it's my fault, my fault." Qin Anyi quickly apologized.
"So now I want you to find some successors and don't let the inheritance be cut off, although I know that destiny will definitely not let them be cut off." Ling Fengjiao said with emotion.
"Destiny?" Qin Anyi was a little surprised, "Master, what are you talking about?"
"Do you feel that everything you have encountered and experienced has been arranged." Ling Fengjiao asked Qin Anyi.
"Yeah." Qin Anyi nodded.
"This is destiny. He has arranged everyone's destiny. But there is a person who follows the path of destiny. He has reached the level of tampering with and controlling other people's destiny. He does things every day and just wants to watch a show. Anyway, he can't
Don't be afraid of collapse. There is a real destiny that will correct the things he has done. So what we have to face is this false destiny. If this is a story, the story of your wife and I may have ended. Now it is your story.
." Ling Fengjiao explained.
"That's the relationship between the male protagonist in the previous work and the current one. Pseudo Destiny is a terrible writer." Qin Anyi said.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Yes, that's it." Ling Fengjiao nodded and said, "Your wife and I were so affected by it that we don't have a baby now. After I picked you up,
, I treat you like a baby."
"Then I won't change my name and call you dad." Qin Anyi said.
"It's okay. Once you are a teacher, you will always be a father. Speaking of which, when will you get a wife? Your wife and I want to have grandchildren." Ling Fengjiao said.
"Uh, well, Master, I don't have a suitable girl here." Qin Anyi shied away.
"I think Pang Feifei is pretty good. She's neither too fat nor too thin. She's plump and will definitely have enough milk for your child." Ling Fengjiao said.
"...Master, I'm only twenty, can you please stop making arrangements for me?" Qin Anyi said helplessly, grabbing her hair.
He also experienced the same thing in the main world. He originally had no intention of giving in, but after his cousins got married, he began to be urged to get married, oh no, to fall in love.
Unexpectedly, it would still be like this after changing to another world. After witnessing the strange situation for twenty years, Qin Anyi was a little overwhelmed by the surprising similarities between the two worlds.
In this world, he can be regarded as a gunner and a scumbag. He has never thought about stability. He never relies on oars when rowing, only relying on waves.
Both slutty and coquettish, she is the Qin Anyi of this world.
"Aren't your wife and I too bored now that we are old?" Ling Fengjiao said while drinking.
"I will pick up a baby for you someday and you two can raise it." Qin Anyi changed the subject, "Maybe there is one at the door."
However, at this moment, there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it? Come on." Qin Anyi went out, opened the door, and saw a swaddled baby.
A prophecy.
"Huh?" Qin Anyi frowned, feeling that things were not simple.
He picked up the child, and there was a note on the child.
"Qin Xianglin, I gave birth to your child and raised it for you. His birthday is at 23:30 on the evening of October 1st. This year, I will come back to see him for birthdays in the future." Ling Fengjiao's voice rang, and he
Read it word for word.
"Hey, master, when did you come here?" Qin Anyi was shocked as she held the child.
"Boy...wife, bring me my wooden sword!" Ling Fengjiao's face turned dark and she pulled it down immediately.
"What's wrong?" Zhu Xiaoqian walked out and saw the note in Ling Fengjiao's hand.
Zhu Xiaoqian's face remained as usual and she walked away silently. When she came back, she had a huge peach wood sword in her hand.
"Oh, I'm going to take the blame for myself?" Qin Anyi was a little nervous, Ling Fengjiao must have been angry.
"How many times have I told you that we can't control what you do outside, but you should at least have a sense of responsibility. Don't you know the trick?" Ling Fengjiao said with a dark face while holding a wooden sword.
"Don't I have to pay for the sins I left behind?" Qin Anyi said with tears in her arms while holding her child.
"Dad~Dad~Dad~Dad~" The baby looked at Qin Anyi and shouted to Qin Anyi vaguely.
After hearing the voice, Ling Fengjiao's face softened. He took the child with a loving look on his face. Zhu Xiaoqian rolled her eyes and shaved off a little of the child's fetal hair.
Then he pulled a piece of Qin Anyi's hair and kneaded it, and the two hairs were tangled together.
"It's your child. The evidence is conclusive." Zhu Xiaoqian looked at Qin Anyi sternly, "We will find someone to figure out who the child's mother is. If she refuses to come back, you have to find someone who loves him before the child can remember.
Stepmother." Zhu Xiaoqian said sternly.
"Wait a minute, this child's destiny has been changed. His destiny is Emperor Ziwei, and he has an extremely yin body." Ling Fengjiao explored the child's condition and said, "It seems that the Emperor's Book and the true method of ghost magic can be inherited."
Now it's better, father and son have become brothers.
"As for you, go find the child's mother for me tomorrow." Zhu Xiaoqian pointed at Qin Anyi and said.
"Okay, Mistress, okay, Master." Qin Anyi looked at the child in front of her. Although she couldn't describe her distress, she felt a strange feeling.
Because this is also the continuation of my own bloodline.
——
Qin Anyi was holding a cigarette in his mouth, and the child in front of him was fixed on Qin Anyi's chest.
Just like a kangaroo.
"Stop smoking now that you're a father. By the way, why did you come to the store to play cards and bring your own son with you?" Wang Zihan asked Qin Anyi, teasing Qin Anyi's son, "By the way, what's your son's name?"
"Qin Pingan." Qin Anyi dropped the unlit cigarette at his feet, "Because he will be quiet only when I am by his side. No matter how my master and mistress coax him, he will cry. When he is tired of crying, take a rest.
After resting, I continue to cry. I cry once every day from 2 to 2:30 in the morning and once from 3 to 4 in the afternoon. This is not a son. This is obviously an alarm clock."
The baby laughed when he saw this scene, and Qin Anyi pinched his cheek.
It's plump and feels great.
Pang Feifei on the side was also teasing her child with spicy strips, while Lin Yangui took a photo of Qin Pingan and Qin Anyi and posted it in Moments.
"Wearing a condom may not work, but not wearing a condom will definitely not work."
Qin Anyi saw this circle of friends, praised it angrily, and then threw the cigarette case into Lin Yangui's face.
"What the hell, I take safety measures every time, okay?" Qin Anyi said angrily.
I take the blame for myself.
"The Elf has a 99.9% successful contraceptive rate. You may have accidentally hit the 0.1% rate." Wang Zihan said from the side.
"You know again?" Qin Anyi stared at Wang Zihan and said.
"Hey, someone is coming." Qin Anyi said while hugging Qin Pingan.
The person who came was also holding a child, but she was a woman.
"Master, my child, please save my child, my child..." the woman cried as she spoke.
"Don't cry, let me take a look for you." Lin Yangui became serious, took off his glasses and looked at the child. He saw a skull birthmark on the child's body, and the birthmark also exuded bursts of yin energy.
wrapped around the child's body.
"Is your child a boy or a girl?" Lin Yangui asked the woman.
"It's a girl." The woman said honestly.
"How many evil ghosts did you have to kill in your previous life to make this ghost curse so powerful? She is still a girl, so the ghost curse will be even more powerful." Lin Yangui looked at the child and exclaimed.
The so-called ghost curse refers to the curse of ghosts. Generally speaking, as long as the ghost is beaten until its soul is gone, the ghost will resent the person who killed it, forming a ghost curse.
The ghost curse will appear in the next life, eroding the child's body with yin energy, and changing the child's physique into one that easily attracts ghosts.
Such children can only protect themselves unless they practice Taoism or Buddhism.
Lin Yangui told the woman this matter.
The woman knelt down, very decisively and neatly.
"I hope all Taoist masters can accept my child as a disciple. I know that I cannot protect my child." The woman knelt on the ground holding the child.
"Get up, I'll take this child, and I'll tell you the address. If you miss her, come and see her." Qin Anyi helped the woman up.
"Huh? Qin Xianglin?" The woman looked at Qin Anyi.
The other three people looked at Qin Xianglin with a strange light in their eyes.
"Who are you?" Qin Anyi searched through her memories, but there was no one who looked like her.
"I'm Jiang Yan, have you forgotten me?" Jiang Yan looked at Qin Anyi and said.
"I can't remember clearly." Qin Anyi took the child and looked at the ghost on the child's belly.
"Well...unless there is extreme Yang blood to suppress this child's ghost curse, otherwise, his life is at stake. I will help you take care of the child first. Anyway, I will take care of one child, and I will take care of two children.
"After picking up the child, the child started crying. Qin Anyi coaxed her with ease and calmed the girl down in a short time.
"What's your daughter's name?" Qin Anyi asked Jiang Yan.
"Jiang Shili, Jiang Wei's Jiang." Jiang Yan replied.
"Where is the child's father?" Qin Anyi asked Jiang Yan.
"You broke up with me after the baby was born." Jiang Yan started to cry.
"Okay, I understand. I live here. If you want to have children, come and see for yourself. Just bring some food that the elderly like to eat and health care products for the elderly." Qin Anyi said calmly.
After chatting with Jiang Yan for a while, Qin Anyi saw off the guests.
"The relationship between you and her is very cold." Pang Feifei could see that Qin Anyi had been exuding an aura of keeping away from strangers, and the conversation was neither salty nor cool. According to Qin Anyi's previous habits in this world, not
He would never stop flirting, but this time he didn't.
"I'm not familiar with her, why should I flirt with her?" Qin Anyi coaxed the child and said.
"Got a story?" Lin Yangui asked Qin Anyi, took out a cigarette and was about to smoke it.
However, Qin Anyi blew out the lighter smoke with a punch.
"What are you doing?" Lin Yangui straightened her messed up hair and asked Qin Anyi angrily.
Qin Anyi didn't answer. She picked up a piece of paper and posted it on the wall. Then she picked up a marker and started writing on the paper.
"Save the children, no smoking." Qin Anyi pointed to the sign on the wall, and then pointed to the two children he was holding, then clenched his fists and made a rattling sound.
"Okay, okay, I won't smoke. I won't smoke." Lin Yan relented.
"Very good." Qin Anyi said eloquently, holding a pen in his mouth.
"What are you doing?" Wang Zihan looked at Qin Anyi and asked.
"Imagination smokes." Qin Anyi replied with tears in her eyes.
"Smoking with your mind is not bad." Pang Feifei teased.
After playing a few rounds of mahjong, a fat man in rich clothes came over, exuding the aura of a greasy middle-aged nouveau riche man.
"Can I help you?" Pang Feifei asked the fat man.
"My house seems to be haunted," the fat man said as he wiped the sweat from his head.
Qin Anyi noticed that the man's yang energy was very weak and he was sweating all the time.
"Are you very hot? Are you sweating all the time?" Qin Anyi asked the man coldly.
"No, it's nothing." The man said, wiping his sweat.
"Really? Then why is your nose wrinkled and your heart rate speeding up?" Qin Anyi asked the fat man.
"I..." Fatty hesitated.
"Tell me, what are you here for?" Qin Anyi asked the fat man, "In other words, who ordered you to come?"
"I can't say it, I'll die if I do," the fat man replied.
"Oh, it's interesting. I don't dare to say it's because your body was poisoned, right?" Qin Anyi said, "Although I don't know what the people behind you are thinking, but I think it's interesting and we can go.
"
"What?" The fat man was surprised. Why did he still choose to go even though he was discovered?
"I said, take us there quickly. I've been holding back a lot of anger recently. It's really annoying that no one can beat me." Qin Anyi said with a ferocious smile.
"It's okay, we'll just go with him. Anyway, I've been idle recently. The ghosts have almost disappeared recently. It's good to have someone to kill time." Lin Yangui said.
So the four of them packed up and got into the fat man's car.
As for why Qin Anyi wanted to hit someone, it was actually because he was woken up by the small alarm clock every night. If it weren't for the fact that this was his child, he would have been angry when he got up. During this time, the anger accumulated in Qin Anyi's heart has been
It's almost reaching the critical value.
Doze gave him a pillow and wanted to hit someone who didn't have eyesight. Qin Anyi felt that life was so delicate.
So, Qin Anyi picked up Qin Pingan, scratched Qin Pingan's nose, and kissed Qin Pingan lovingly.
"Little alarm clock, when will you grow up?" Qin Anyi said to Qin Pingan very gently.
Yes, because of the characteristics of his alarm clock, Qin Ping'an's nickname is Little Alarm Clock.
"Look at Jiang Shili, she doesn't cry or make trouble." Qin Anyi said.
Then he noticed that Jiang Shili's expression suddenly felt uncomfortable. As a smell filled the air, Jiang Shili's expression calmed down.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "...Huh?" Qin Anyi's expression was a little exciting, "Let's go to the nearest shopping mall first. I want to buy a bag of diapers."
"Yeah." The fat man agreed. When he arrived at the mall, he stopped and Qin Anyi bought a bag of diapers, a lot of wet wipes, mineral water and so on.
After buying it, the car drove to its destination, which was an abandoned factory.
But they were in no hurry to get in.
"Have you ever taken care of a child?" Qin Anyi asked the fat man.
"I took it with me, what's wrong?" the fat man asked Qin Anyi.
"You know how to change diapers?" Qin Anyi asked the fat man, and then said casually, "If you dare to say you can't, you will be dead."
"Yes, yes." The fat man nodded repeatedly.
After a while.
"It's changed." The fat man wiped the feces on his hands with a tissue and said respectfully holding the child.
"Okay, let's continue." Qin Anyi said.
Pang Feifei, Wang Zihan and Lin Yangui on the side were stunned when they saw the shit on the fat man's hand.
Fortunately, there was a fat man. If there had been no fat man, they might have been the ones who suffered.
They discovered that Qin Anyi had been very calm since she left with Jiang Yan in her arms.
It's as calm as a volcano before it erupts, and it will erupt if you feel a little unhappy.
"What do you think is the relationship between Lao Qin and that Jiang Yan?" Wang Zihan became obsessed with gossip.
"Maybe he was dumped." Lin Yangui guessed.
"I don't think he was dumped. I think it was because he didn't like him at all, and then he said something that hurt him." Pang Feifei pinched the bar and guessed.
"It's possible." Lin Yangui and Wang Zihan thought and nodded.
"What are you talking about?" Qin Anyi said coldly, smiling horribly.
"Nothing." The three of them were all startled and replied with extremely guilty conscience.
"It's okay. The little alarm clock also pooped. I need to change his diaper. Come over and help. Lin Yangui threw this away. Thank you." Qin Anyi said, throwing out the diaper, and Lin Yangui subconsciously caught it.
Already.
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