"Haha, Taoist brother, long time no see." Master Yixiu is a kind-hearted monk. Although he looks a bit old, his body and bones look very strong.
Next to Master Ikkyu was a beautiful girl. The girl had a pretty face, a soft body, and looked innocent and ignorant of the world.
This is a completely different look from Ren Tingting and Dong Xiaoyu, but speaking of Dong Xiaoyu...
Xuanyuan Goudan felt that he seemed to have forgotten something.
"No! Oops! I forgot to wait for her!" Xuanyuan Goudan slapped his head and subconsciously shouted "No!"
"Who?" Simu asked Xuanyuan Goudan.
"A friend, I asked her to help me deliver Hou Jie's wife and daughter, but I forgot to wait for her, what a waste." Xuanyuan Goudan thought with a melancholy look on his face.
Xuanyuan Goudan didn't know why he was interested in Dong Xiaoyu, but just now he thought that Dong Xiaoyu might be disappointed and lost because he didn't wait for her.
He was a little afraid to see Dong Xiaoyu's disappointment and loss.
"You stupid, stinky man! You promised to wait for me! Now I have to attach myself to an umbrella to find you!" However, Dong Xiaoyu's voice came out suddenly, sounding angry.
An opened butter paper umbrella floated to Xuanyuan Goudan's hand in a spinning manner. There were also runes engraved on the oil paper umbrella.
Xuanyuan Goudan recognized it. It was the handiwork of his master. The talisman engraved on the umbrella was specially carved for Dong Xiaoyu to stick to it.
Because Dong Xiaoyu is still a ghost after all, if he has no place to stay, he will be hurt by the sun, and this oil-paper umbrella is to block the sun.
In this way, Dong Xiaoyu can travel in the oil-paper umbrella.
As I said before, Uncle Jiu is not a reasonable person. If Dong Xiaoyu did something bad, Uncle Jiu would definitely catch her.
However, Dong Xiaoyu sent Hou Jie's wife and daughter to Uncle Jiu for treatment. In Uncle Jiu's opinion, this was a kind ghost. Because he was a kind ghost, Uncle Jiu would not embarrass her.
What's more, this was sent here by his own apprentice.
"You stinky man! I'm angry! I won't pay attention to you!" Dong Xiaoyu said angrily.
"Oh..." Xuanyuan Goudan grabbed the umbrella helplessly, "This is great."
"Master Nephew, it's okay." Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked at Xuanyuan Goudan with a smile and said.
"Brother Taoist? What is this?" Master Yixiu asked Taoist Master Simu curiously.
"What does it have to do with you?" Taoist Master Shimu didn't have a good look on Master Yixiu.
"Master, master, come in and sit down. I'll prepare breakfast for you." After Jiale saw the girl next to Master Ikkyu, he greeted her warmly but shyly, "Qingqing, come here.
Already?"
However, Qingqing didn't pay attention to her, but rolled her eyes, as if she didn't want to pay attention to Jiale.
"It's worthless." Si Mu muttered after seeing it.
"Oh, by the way, uncle, I took in a female ghost on the way. Her soul is very weak. I don't know how to do it yet, so I ask you to help me save her." Only then did Xuanyuan Goudan remember himself.
There was also a female ghost here. As she spoke, she took out the clay doll and handed it to Taoist Priest Four Eyes.
"Well, it doesn't matter, I'll just come and save you." After Simu took the clay figurine, he walked to the altar and put the clay figurine into a jar.
Then he plugged the jar with a cloth bag, poured a bowl of oil on the cloth bag, and inserted three sticks of incense into the gap at the mouth of the jar.
"But this salvation will only happen after her soul is stable. But on a whim, it would be better not to save this female ghost." Four Eyes said to Xuanyuan Goudan.
"Why? Uncle Master." Xuanyuan Goudan asked with four eyes.
"I'm afraid this little female ghost will have a pre-existing relationship with a certain generation of disciples, so we can't interfere."
"Okay." Goudan looked at the jar and left without saying anything.
The two of them came to the living room, and Xuanyuan Goudan could still see the portrait of their master being enshrined.
"Master nephew, sit down." Simu said to Xuanyuan Goudan, and then said to the monk with an unhappy expression, "Monk, you should also sit down."
"Okay, uncle." Xuanyuan Goudan sat down.
"Okay." After hearing this, Master Yixiu sat on Xuanyuan Goudan's right hand side.
"Monk, let's drink tea." Simu poured two cups of tea.
"Okay." Master Ikkyu held the tea and was about to drink it, but he was held back by four eyes.
"Drink." He said provocatively.
"Is the war spreading here? No, I have to retreat first." Xuanyuan Goudan thought to himself.
"Well, Uncle Master, I'll go out and ask her if she has anything to tell me." Xuanyuan Goudan raised the oil paper umbrella in his hand and said.
However, at this moment, Taoist Priest Four Eyes was still competing with Master Yixiu and had no time to take care of Xuanyuan Goudan, so Xuanyuan Goudan accepted Taoist Priest Four Eyes' acquiescence, so Xuanyuan Goudan walked out.
"Xiaoyu, how are Hou Jie's wife and daughter?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Dong Xiaoyu.
"Fortunately, fortunately, I sent her there in time. If it had been any later, the little girl might have died. But Uncle Jiu has cured the girl. Now the mother and daughter are living in Yizhuang. Waiting for you to take care of Hou.
Jie is taking it back." Dong Xiaoyu answered Xuanyuan Goudan.
"That's good, master, how are they doing recently?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Dong Xiaoyu again.
"Fortunately, it's okay, but I think a storm is coming. Uncle Jiu asked me to tell you that livestock blood has been sucked out one after another in the town recently. Uncle Jiu asked the security team to look for it, but the security team searched for a long time and found nothing.
Found it, so Uncle Jiu has been sitting in Yizhuang, and he wants you to go back as soon as possible after finishing the processing here." Dong Xiaoyu talked to Xuanyuan Goudan, "Speaking of something funny, the security captain was locked up.
He even shouted, 'Open the door, I'm your captain Awei!'"
"Well, it's funny, but I still have to thank you, Xiaoyu." Xuanyuan Goudan sincerely thanked Dong Xiaoyu.
He didn't care what happened to Ah Wei, and his perception of Dong Xiaoyu also changed a little.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Thank you, anyway... Oh, no need to thank me." Dong Xiaoyu hesitated a little, but unfortunately she couldn't blush.
After all, there are not many truths in the world, and a woman's blush is worth a lot of words.
It's a pity that Dong Xiaoyu can't blush.
"What is it? Can you please finish it?" Monk Xuanyuan Goudanzhang Er was confused and didn't understand what the woman was thinking about.
Maybe these are straight men. Although they are not straight men, they don't know what girls are thinking about.
It's just like the famous quotes said by the descendants of the famous squinty-eyed Zhuge in a certain "Under One Zero" comic.
Women just don't like animals who speak their minds directly.
If you really don't guess, you are destined to have no relationship with a woman. If you guess wrong, you will be a big fool in a woman's heart. If you don't guess, you will be a big fool in her eyes. You should understand how big the difference is between these two words.
Bar.
I asked for it from you and you gave it to me. This would at best satisfy a woman. When I just wanted it, you gave it to me. Only then can a woman feel happy.
As far as picking up girls is concerned, flirting with women is barely considered a master, loving women is a master, and understanding women is a national master.
But even if you understand this principle, you may still remain single and be a straight man.
That's why most boys don't want to fall in love now, because girls can't figure out their thoughts.
They want flowers, but they won't tell you that they want flowers, because they don't want you to give them flowers because they want flowers. What they want is to give them flowers because you want to give them flowers.
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But some people can't figure it out. She likes oranges, but you insist on giving her apples because you think she will like apples. After giving them, you tell others that you gave her apples, but you don't know whether she likes them or not.
apple.
Love is hard to break.
So there is nothing wrong with being single for a straight man.
And Xuanyuan Goudan is an out-and-out straight man of steel. Not everyone can have a body of steel.
He doesn't know how to guess. Although his brain is good enough, when facing women, his brain is still not good enough.
So Dong Xiaoyu was alone, not a ghost, who retreated into the umbrella, leaving Xuanyuan Goudan in confusion.
Xuanyuan Goudan didn't pay much attention to it, and he didn't take it too seriously. He thought Dong Xiaoyu had looked away, so he didn't think about the matter in a romantic way.
However, it didn't happen. It was because he thought less about it that Dong Xiaoyu was still interested in this wooden boy.
"Senior Brother Xuanyuan, please help me get breakfast." Jiale looked at the scene in the room and said helplessly, "I'll get a table."
"Why do you need to change the table?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Jiale strangely.
"Senior Brother Xuanyuan, you will know soon." Jiale smiled bitterly.
So Xuanyuan Goudan looked at the monks in the room very curiously.
Both men were wrestling with each other with their hands on the table.
The table seemed to be overwhelmed and was already making creaking sounds.
Then, the table shattered into pieces and scattered on the ground.
At this time, Jiale skillfully moved a new table and placed it between the two of them.
"Come on, come on, come on, master, let's have breakfast." Jiale smoothed things over skillfully.
His skillful look really makes people feel a little distressed, but more importantly, they still want to laugh.
The two people stared at each other closely and sat down, then pushed the table.
"Eat a piece of fermented bean curd." Master Yixiu picked it up with his chopsticks, but was stopped by Taoist priest Shimu.
After Jia Le saw this scene, he whispered to Xuanyuan Goudan and Qingqing.
"It's better for us to stand up and eat far away from each other."
"I think so too." Xuanyuan Goudan could feel the tense momentum. He took the bowl of rice porridge, put some pickles and fermented bean curd into the bowl, and then stood beside Jia Le.
"Why do you have to eat standing up?" Qingqing was very surprised and had no idea of standing up.
"Oh, you should be happy for yourself." Jia Le sighed helplessly and said.
Sure enough, after the two people stood far away, the battle between the monk and the two became more and more intense.
What started as a stop to pick up vegetables turned into a fight over throwing dried radish and peanuts at each other.
And all the bean curd was stained on Qingqing's face.
Qingqing stood in front of Jiale aggrievedly, looking like she was about to cry.
"Hey, I told you to stay away. Don't cry. Don't waste the fermented bean curd." Jia Le moved the fermented bean curd on Qingqing's face into his bowl with some distress.
"Junior Brother Jiale, don't you think it's dirty?" Xuanyuan Goudan asked Jiale with a somewhat surprised expression.
"It's okay, Qingqing's face is very clean," Jiale said while drinking porridge.
"Well, okay." Xuanyuan Goudan observed the battle and nodded.
"Jia Le and Senior Brother Wencai are similar, but the only difference is that Jia Le looks better than Senior Brother Wencai, and he is also smarter than Senior Brother Wencai." Xuanyuan Goudan thought to himself.
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