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Chapter Thirty-Four Banquet

Not to mention being unhappy, Qin Yuelou didn't take this matter to heart, although he was still a little surprised in his heart.

However, the relationship between aliens and people is always multi-dimensional and needs to be viewed with a rational perspective.

"But I did find something. Your bloodline manifested thing should be a spiritual thing born and raised, right?" Hu Qiye is a veteran on the path of cultivation, and he revealed the essence of Qin Yuelou's spiritual stone monkey in one sentence.

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It was remarkable that Duke Yuan could see that Qin Yuelou was actually a monkey, but it seemed that Hu Qiye had directly seen through the essence of the Lingming Stone Monkey, which actually shocked Qin Yuelou.

"How do I know?" Qin Yuelou pretended to be confused, even though he knew about the Lingming Stone Monkey.

Hu Qiye smiled and started to explain.

"If some naturally raised spiritual beings appear in the form of scales, feathers, and other species, although they may be good in nature, they will have some flaws when compared with normal humans or other species." Hu Qiye pointed out.

, "The return of your bloodline to its true origin will have an impact on your personality."

"You want to talk about human nature, right?" Qin Yuelou asked Hu Qiye.

"Well, that's it. So it seems that if these spiritual beings become human beings, they either lack the good heart, or lack the evil roots, or have damaged minds, or lose human intelligence. Such spiritual beings all have the power to cause chaos.

People who are reincarnated by spiritual beings will also be like that, and judging from your behavior of being able to beat a mandarin duck with a stick, what may be missing is... the root of love." Hu Qiye said, half joking and half serious, "

Maybe he is a heartless person."

"It's just that I don't have the roots of love. I don't have that kind of worldly desire." Qin Yuelou actually doesn't care at all if he doesn't have the roots of love. How can he fall in love in this kind of world? He is not that romantic yet.

"When you meet the person you want to love but can't love in the future, say this again." Hu Qiye wagged his tail nervously.

"But after all the time, it's time for my villain's banquet. Let's go, little brother, do you still remember our plan?" Hu Qiye asked Qin Yuelou.

"That's natural." Qin Yuelou nodded.

"Okay, let's say goodbye for now." Hu Qiye nodded.

"Okay." Qin Yuelou nodded.

The man and the fox parted ways for the time being. The man went to the main hall of the mansion, while the fox went straight down the mountain.

The main hall of the mansion has long been cleaned by many servants, and everything has been moved out. Many round tables have been placed in the large main hall. The tablecloths are festive red, and even the main hall is decorated with bright red lights.

Lanterns are hung high, and red double happiness sticks on the outside of the lanterns.

Hu Shanao and his family members were sitting upright to show the status of the head of the family.

Looking at the "people" of Shixiang City sitting in the center of the main hall, the strange-looking people surrounding them seemed to be surrounding them.

Just by turning on the Nose God Chonglong Jade, the main hall is filled with all kinds of monsters and ghosts. The Tongyou Dharma Body opens the Dharma Eyes, and the whole place can be seen. It is really a scene filled with demons and mist.

There is a young lady whose waist is swaying like a snake, but her cheeks are shaped like an inverted triangle, which is actually more pointed. But her eyes are also long and narrow, slitted inverted triangles, she looks like she has Down syndrome. Yeah, this thing looks like

It looks like he came from the set of "The Heroic Boy".

There was a big man with hands longer than his knees, short legs and a thick waist, and well-developed chest muscles that looked like a gorilla. He might actually be a gorilla.

That Yuan Gong was among them, holding a wine glass in his hand, and toasting to Qin Yuelou, who responded with a salute.

There was also a fat man whose body was so limp that he sank into the chair...

These are typical examples of less successful transformations.

There are also handsome gentlemen with swords in their arms, there are also middle-aged ladies who still have their charm, and there are even milky-white snow-ball girls...

These are all typical examples of successful transformations.

The tables on this side are all successful or less successful incarnations, and the tables on the other side are all human or not human in life.

A young man was serious in speech, with an expression on his face as if his mother had died, and he was dressed as a scholar.

There is also a man with small feet dressed as a Taoist, and the other is a short and sturdy man three feet tall. He looks like a dwarf, but he is wearing bright silver armor and looks like a general...

These are neither monsters nor humans.

A bunch of monsters, a bunch of ghosts, a bunch of people, and occasionally some half-demon.

Qin Yuelou looked around and came to his seat. Naturally, all the fellow villagers in Shixiang City could not see the true nature of monsters and ghosts with their naked eyes, but they were still chatting and laughing.

Qin Yuelou roughly took stock of his achievements and income, and then heard the servant next to Mr. Hu beating gongs and drums, so the noisy and lively main hall was silent, and you could hear a pin drop.

"As the head of the Hu family, I naturally have to say a few words at the beginning. In fact, the reason why I invited many friends here this time is because my youngest daughter Lianxiang is getting married to Sang Taishi from Shixiang City.

Hu has so many friends coming here, it really makes her humble house shine. It's just that Lianxiang and Sang Taishi made a private marriage in the city for life, and they also went to the church to get married. But I thought, when I went to the church to get married, I also

I don’t know, so I thought about asking Lianxiang to come and get married again, so that I feel comfortable when I see it..." Mr. Hu was eloquent here.

Qin Yuelou only felt the noise, like a fly buzzing in his ears. He just wanted to pull out its intestines, wrap it around its neck ten or eight times, tie it in a tight knot, and talk to the school leaders.

Or the leader talks nonsense about virtue, but Qin Yuelou just wants the world to be peaceful.

The monsters have nothing to say about this, as long as they eat and drink, how can they care about human etiquette? It doesn't matter whether the owner speaks or not, the group of people should eat and drink, and the person in the middle will be very embarrassed.

In the eyes of people here in Shixiang City, Hu Yuanwai is an arrogant and informal guy. How can there be a saying that he went to the church to get married twice? It’s not like his wife or husband died, and the people Hu Yuanwai knows are not obedient.

Law-abiding people are a bunch of crazy people.

Only the ghost Taoist who was human in life looked at Mr. Hu with an expression on his face that seemed to be a smile but not a smile. Even the stern scholar had two smiles on his lips.

A demon doesn't behave like a human being, but it doesn't have a demonic nature when it's a demon. It's neither fish nor fowl.

"Yuelou, what are you sneering at?" Qin Jianglong asked his youngest son beside him.

"I thought of a happy thing. I just told a joke. There was a fox. After it transformed into a human form, it didn't look like a human or a monster. It was a little piece of trash. It was ridiculous. It was ridiculous." Qin Yuelou's voice was not loud.

Xiao, the people around him were confused and had no idea what the joke was in Qin Yuelou's words.

But those demons and ghosts knew all about Hu Shanao's true identity. After hearing Qin Yuelou's words, they suppressed their laughter and felt very uncomfortable.

And when the non-smiling scholar heard this, he saw the scene in front of him, and the corners of his tightened mouth couldn't hold back any longer.

"hahahahahahahahahaha···"

After laughing first, Hu Shanao's speech was interrupted.

Then the non-laughing scholar laughed in the main hall as if no one else was watching, completely ignoring the gazes of others.

The scholar who does not laugh is like bursting out the smiles he has accumulated all his life at this moment, but this laughter is just an emotionless "haha" sound. Although it is continuous, there is no feeling of laughter at all. It is indifferent and tasteless when entering the clear water.

That is the so-called [stick reading].

But for a moment, a cheerful atmosphere filled the entire main hall. Although the laughter of the non-smiling scholar was emotionless, the people and monsters around him felt happy from the bottom of their hearts.

Those monsters and ghosts all looked at Qin Yuelou with expressions like looking at the lucky ones, their eyes seemed to say, "As expected of you, Qin Yuelou, you have easily accomplished what we couldn't do."

"This ghost's name is Buxiaosheng. He was a failed scholar whose parents died early, so he always had this dead face. There seemed to be nothing worth making him happy during his lifetime. Over time, he became depressed and died of frustration. But after death

Later, when he heard someone telling a joke, which made him laugh, he suddenly realized that he had entered the ghost realm and learned the magic of ghosts. From then on, everyone he met who could make him laugh would be rewarded by him.

Reward, but if no one makes him laugh, then... he will make that person unhappy and draw magic from misfortune."

Duke Yuan's voice rang in his ears, which was transmitting the sound into the secret. Qin Yuelou looked at Buxiaosheng in surprise, so he handed over his hand and thanked him again.

Although I don't know why Guild Yuan is talking to me, it's better to have someone explain it than being confused.

Qin Yuelou rolled his eyes and looked at Bu Xiaosheng again.

Then he spoke again.

"Master Hu's words are just like an old lady's foot-binding cloth, which is smelly and long. Master Hu's words should be like a eunuch going to a restaurant..." Qin Yuelou paused when he said this.

The three-foot general slapped the table and jumped up from his chair, as if he was going to hit someone in the knee.

"What's the deal with you kid? I won't talk about it now? What about the next one?"

Qin Yuelou spread his hands and shouted suddenly.

"It's gone down there!"

"What are you talking about? Hey? Isn't it down there? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Hahahahahahahaha..." Buxiaosheng continued to read with a smile.

As expected, vulgar jokes can be tried and tested, just like speaking in a pornographic accent can quickly blend into the circle of middle-aged greasy men.

"This is the three-foot general. He was a general during his lifetime, but he was killed by a treacherous eunuch and saw off five feet. Therefore, he hates the eunuch. If you confront him, be sure not to be taller than him." Yuan Gong continued to remind.

"Okay, Yuelou, stop talking." Qin Jianglong's face turned dark, and he asked, why did this child choke Master Hu again?

But the one he said "No more below" is really funny.

Although Mr. Hu was interrupted, he still had a smile on his face, and he was probably thinking about it.

"Since your distinguished guest thinks I'm verbose, let's get straight to the point. My daughter and son-in-law have come out to pay their respects." Mr. Hu said.

Na Lianxiang was wearing a hijab and her body was shaking, while Sang Taishi looked like he was in a state of despair and was walking on tiptoes, looking weird.

Qin Yue Tower’s Dharma Eyes are constantly operating,

Just looking at it, Sang Taishi's face was filled with tears of sadness, he was holding the body's feet, and his hands were holding the body's wrists.

he died.

One's own soul, attached to one's own body.

The festive bright red color on her body is, for some reason, extra deep.


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