Chapter 340 What is Surprise, This Fuck is Surprise!
Chapter 340 What is a surprise, then it is called a surprise! [Please subscribe]
Author: Three Color Cup Milk Tea
Chapter 340 What is a surprise, then it is called a surprise! [Please subscribe]
"boom"
A bolt of thunder struck from the east, and Kou Zhong was wiped out in ashes on the spot.
"You damn little thief, how dare you steal my girl's things, please teach me a little lesson that time."
"Tōji again, this girl will cheat on me!"
After killing Kou Zhong with a thunderbolt, the fairy in the sky slowly descended to the ground.
She pinched her waist with her legs, pointed at Kou Zhong's body on the ground and threatened.
She was obviously a peerless beauty with bright eyes, white teeth, picturesque features, and charming appearance, but what she said was shocking.
If you don't look at her appearance, just listen to her voice, a vivid image of a little girl pops into your mind.
Kou Zhong, who is here: "."
Just after stealing someone else's things, he was caught on the spot.
What is a surprise, then it is called a surprise.
That girl was too hot-tempered and would move her legs whenever she disagreed with him, without even giving him a chance to explain.
Fortunately, the farm has protective measures. Even if he is struck by lightning, he will not really die. He can be resurrected when he returns to his farm. At most, he will only suffer a little.
"Forget it, it's okay to suffer a little. At least he earned it."
Kou Zhong comforted himself with a wry smile, and left Su Xiaoxiao's farm with a thought and returned to his own farm.
"Little girl, I will wait for him. After eight years and six months and three years and one month, he begs to steal all of me!"
He gritted his teeth, and in the blink of an eye, he wrote down Su Xiaoxiao's little bitch in his notebook, and there would be a generous reward in a few months.
After taking notes in the notebook, Kou Zhong opened the warehouse and took out a Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice.
Only after seeing the real thing with his own eyes did he realize that the thing was just like a mallet, over one meter long, with thick legs and arms for an adult, and a jade-red body.
Bu Nao, its shape is like an awl, thick in the middle and pointed at both ends.
Smelling the seductive fragrance coming from his nose, Kou Zhong became even hungrier.
He picked up the Longya Lingmi, put it in his mouth and took a bite. It made a 'click' sound, like chewing sugar cane, and his mouth was full of fragrance.
Longya spiritual rice cannot be cooked, so it must be eaten raw to retain the characteristics of the spiritual rice to the greatest extent.
"Click. Click."
Kou Zhong was so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back. He was holding the Long Ya Ling rice in his legs and kept eating.
In a short while, all the Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice was eaten by him.
"Buzz"
Soon, Ye Chang's warm spiritual energy burst out in his stomach, washing his body.
Starting from the outside in, not sparing every corner and every cell.
The 129,600 pores all over the body reveal the refreshing fluid.
All the muscles around the body were shaking, layers of impurities were expelled, and the body was soon covered in a layer of black impurities.
His body was happy, his muscles all over his body were trembling, and the impurities fell off automatically, and his body returned to cleanliness.
In an instant, Kou Zhong felt full of strength and energy. Even the bruises from being beaten by Si Zhu last night were healed, and the wound on the back of his head was healed with medicine.
A feeling of fullness arose in his stomach, as if there was a huge yet gentle amount of liquid that was resisting hunger for him all the time.
That energy can last for a year. In the next 365 days, he will not need to eat, drink, or poop or pee.
Of course, if you want to eat, you can, and you won't be stuffed to death.
In the 19th year since his reincarnation in the Ming Dynasty, he has never been as comfortable as he is today.
Looking up at the farm space, his pupils emitted rays of light, and what he saw was completely different from before.
The air is filled with fine dust, which dances gently with the breeze, and the aura of heaven and earth in the air is as misty as clouds.
The flow of wind and the materialization of spiritual energy are all seen before your eyes.
My ears heard subtle sounds in the distance, and my nose smelled the smell of earth. My five senses were enhanced.
In other words, with just a top-grade Xuan-level Dragon Tooth Spirit Rice, he could be reborn as a warrior and step into the extraordinary realm.
That feeling is very wonderful and comfortable, as if I have broken free from the shackles that have been restrained for many years and gained the freedom of my soul.
"One punch weighs one hundred and eight thousand kilograms, the day after tomorrow will bring you the state of perfection!"
"Then there is no power!"
Kou Zhong clenched his fists. Even though Koo Zhong was a powerful Wu Zai at the 13th level of Taiyi Realm in his previous life, Ru Ming regained his strength, and liquid Chang still felt uncontrollable joy in his heart.
Ming Shishen has been weak and sick since he was a child. Coupled with the lack of food and clothing, his legs are not strong enough to bind a chicken.
That feeling is really uncomfortable!
It’s great that Ruming has strength again!
I took a look at the remaining maturity time of the red cabbage grown on six pieces of yellow land, and found that it was 21 hours long.
In other words, nearly four hours have passed since he entered the farm space.
"Very good. The ratio of time on the farm to time outside is 1:10. Four hours have passed inside and only 24 minutes have passed outside."
Kou Zhong took another look at the [current time] displayed on the farm, which was at 8:07:11.
"It happens to be Sunday tomorrow, so he doesn't have to be in class. He has to make good use of the 1:10 time ratio to practice the martial arts he learned in his previous life!"
"Then, I'll settle the score with Silly Zhu!"
Since he has plenty of time, Kou Zhong is not in a hurry to return to the real world.
For example, through the baptism of Mingde Long Ya Lingmi, he directly possesses the power of acquired Dzogchen, but he does not know how to use it.
Therefore, he planned to practice martial arts first to digest the soaring power and strive to completely master it.
In his previous life, Kou Zhong entered the martial arts path by chance. He learned a lot of things, such as the Secret of Immortality, the Nine Mysterious Techniques, the Bird Crossing Technique, the Ten Techniques of Blood War, the Eight Techniques in the Well, and the Seal of Immortality, etc.
But after entering the chat group, he knew all about it and created his own martial arts from countless martial arts: the way of the sword.
The sword is the king of weapons!
"Huhu."
He saw Kou Zhong using his legs and arms as swords and performing basic sword skills in a precise manner, including splitting, slashing, blocking, stabbing, and wiping.
He became familiar with his body over and over again, and used basic sword skills over and over again.
At the beginning, the sword technique was old-fashioned and lacked flexibility, but as it continued to be used, it progressed very quickly.
After ten times, the sword technique becomes smooth and vivid and flexible.
After fifty times, the sword technique becomes as deep as the sea, and water cannot be poured into it.
After a hundred times, his legs and arms seemed to be alive, and the sword intent condensed and took shape.
After five hundred times, his whole body was transformed into a sword, and his sharpness was doubled.
After a thousand times, a world of knives was formed. Looking at it, there were no knives everywhere.
Ten thousand times later, he became an ordinary person again and returned to his original nature!
"call"
Then, standing up with his legs drawn back, Kou Zhong exhaled a long breath, and a sharp light flashed in his eyes.
"Returning to perfection in the way of the sword, one point of force can unleash an attack of 100,000 points of force."
"If I don't pay Silly Pillar by mistake now, he can easily kill him with just one finger!"
Kou Zhong stood with his legs crossed, his face glowing with confidence and his expression high.
Strong power brings him strong self-confidence!
No fear, no fear!
"Hui, go and settle the score with Silly Zhu!"
Now that I have the strength, it’s time to open the notebook and settle the accounts one by one.
Kou Zhong did not stay long and left the farm space with a thought.
"hiss"
A cold wind was blowing outside, but Kou Zhong didn't feel the cold at all.
But the first time he returned to his Siheyuan home, he held his breath firmly.
In the room, there was a stink, a smell of sweat, a sour smell. All kinds of unpleasant smells were mixed together, which made people feel sick to their stomachs.
"It smells so bad."
"It's hard to believe that he was born in the Ming Dynasty. In such an environment, how could he live in the East?"
Kou Zhong shook his head and lowered his sense of smell among his five senses, which made him feel better.
It seems that if I have the opportunity, I need to renovate the house and clean it up. I also need to replace the bedding with new ones. All the old ones have been thrown away.
He looked around and saw that the room was very simple and not very large, about thirteen or four square meters.
In addition to the earthen kang, there is an old kang table, a large wooden box, and two lame stools.
There is a room next door that is slightly larger and is used as a storage room and kitchen.
The two rooms are side by side, located in the backyard of the entire courtyard, next to the deaf old lady's house, and in front of the house of Damao Mao.
The bedroom is in the inner room, with a door in the middle. After passing the door, there is the outer room. There is only one exit in total.
Kou Zhong searched around the edge of the Kang and found an iron box that Mingshi had hidden.
In the box, there are some scattered various receipts, including a pile of woolen receipts.
He counted something and found that Ye Yi had fifteen dollars and eighty-three cents.
That would deny Ming Shi Shen Cun Dong’s entire family fortune.
"Tsk, that's too pitiful."
With a wave of his leg, Kou Zhong threw all the money tickets into the farm space.
There is a cave outside the thatched house on the farm, which is three meters high, four meters long and five meters wide, totaling 60 cubic meters, which is enough to be used as a storage space.
"Dong dong dong"
At that moment, there was a loud knock on the outer door.
"My grandson, is he dead? Open the door quickly. I didn't donate to Sister Qin last night!"
Immediately afterwards, Silly Zhu's voice came from outside the door.
"Um?"
Kou Zhong stood up suddenly, strode outside, opened the door, and kicked it in.
"Ouch."
Silly Zhu never thought that overnight, the little weakling Kou Zhongxia who was bullied by him would change into a different person overnight.
Suddenly, he was kicked out by Kou Zhong on the spot and rolled out two or three meters away.
"You little brat like me, how dare you move your legs to hit me, Mr. Zhu? He's going to beat me to death!"
Silly Zhu rolled over and climbed up, his eyes were red. He hit Wudi's legs all over the courtyard, but he had never been hit by anyone.
He screamed and rushed forward, but unexpectedly, he rushed back faster and retreated faster.
"Snapped!"
Kou Zhong slapped him in the face, but of course he held back his strength and used less than one thousandth of his strength.
"boom"
Regardless of this, Si Zhu was also slapped and flew away, and the left side of his face became swollen instantly.
"Where am I howling in mourning so early in the morning? Please come to my house and howl!"
After being slapped, Kou Zhong stood at the door of his house with a cold face and no emotion in his tone.
"What the hell"
Silly Zhu did not believe in evil, so he got up and rushed forward again.
"Snapped!"
Then he slapped her face and made a clear and loud sound.
Silly Zhu was slapped away again.
That's it, his eyes turned red with blood in his head.
He only had Kou Zhong in his eyes and nothing else.
"ah"
Silly Zhu howled and rushed forward again with both hands.
But it turned out that it was already doomed, and Sha Zhu, who was filled with rage, did not deny Kou Zhong's wrong leg at all.
Whether there is strength or not, whether there is skill or not, there is a difference like clouds and mud.
If you insist on rushing forward, you will be humiliating yourself.
"Snapped!"
"Snapped!"
The crisp sound of slaps resounded throughout the courtyard, quickly attracting the attention of other residents.
Liu Haizhong, the second uncle in the backyard, rushed out of the room and saw his sons Liu Guangqi, Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian.
"Haha, Silly Zhu, I also have a tomorrow! Brother Kou fought well, it's so relieved!"
Xu Damao was following behind him, and when he saw the scene where Silly Zhu was beaten, he immediately laughed happily.
"Zhenji, what are we doing?"
Liu Haizhong, who wanted to be an official and wanted to be an official, saw Si Zhu being beaten and scolded him righteously.
"Didn't I see it? He came over early in the morning and needed a beating, so he reluctantly tried to help him relax his muscles and bones!"
Kou Zhong moved his legs and wrists and said calmly.
"I"
After hearing this, Liu Haizhong was so angry that his nose became crooked.
"Tap tap tap"
Soon, Yi Zhonghai, the eldest son of the middle courtyard, Qin Huairu, the new widow of Jia family, and Jia Zhangshi, the old widow; Yan Bugui, the third eldest son of the front courtyard, and their sons Yan Jiecheng, Yan Jiefang, and Yan Jiekuang were very popular in the courtyard.
Other residents also rushed to the backyard at that time.
Taking a closer look, everyone was surprised.
It can be seen that Siheyuan God of War Silly Zhu was beaten with a bruised nose and face. If they had not known him for many years, everyone would not dare to recognize him at all. Then would the unlucky boy be Silly Zhu?
His face was swollen like a pig's head, at least twice as big, and his mouth was full of yellow teeth. Four or five of his teeth had fallen out, making it even uglier.
On the other side, the little transparent Kou Zhongxia of the courtyard standing at the door looked majestic and heroic, as if he had become a different person, completely without the timidity of the past.
If you don’t understand the details
Obviously, Sha Zhu had a fight with Kou Zhongxia, but it turned out that Sha Zhu lost.
"Kou Zhongxia, what's going on? How can I move my legs to hit someone?"
The first uncle Yi Zhonghai walked to the field, looked at Silly Zhu's miserable state, and shouted to Kou Zhong.
The others stood aside, eating melons and watching the show, pretending to look at their noses with their eyes, their mouths with their noses, and their hearts with their mouths.
"Oh, why did he hit him? Let me ask him."
Kou Zhong crossed his legs and replied with a sneer.
"Pooh"
Silly Zhu spit out a mouthful of blood, glanced at Kou Zhongxia with a cold look, turned around and left.
"Hey Zhuzhu, where should I go?"
Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai went to shout.
"go home!"
A low voice came from Silhu's mouth, and he left without looking back.
If he loses the fight, what can he say?
He secretly swore in his heart that if he had the chance, he would seek to get that place back!
"I"
Yi Zhonghai glared at Kou Zhong fiercely and followed him.
Now that his chosen pensioner, Jia Dongxu, is dead, he can pin his hopes for retirement on Shazhu.
Among the crowd, Widow Qin secretly glanced at Kou Zhong, her eyes filled with amusement.
Then, without saying a word, he returned to the middle courtyard.
Seeing this, everyone else also dispersed.
They were happy to see Silly Zhu being beaten, as that boy had often bullied the residents in the courtyard.
"Good brother, this is really a relief!"
After everyone left, Xu Damao ran forward with a smile on his face, gave a thumbs up and praised.
"It's nothing. He's not a bitch and he doesn't bother to care."
Kou Zhong shook his head, said a few words to him, closed the door and left the courtyard.
Taking advantage of his rest tomorrow, he planned to go home and give the dragon tooth rice to his family to repay the karma of his life.
