"Okay, don't worry about the little things spoiling our good deeds. Just do it quickly. Oops, no, why do I feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach?"
Dashan frowned and covered his stomach, looking very uncomfortable.
"Brother, why do I feel like having diarrhea? No, just look at him and I'll take care of it first."
Xiaoshan probably ate a lot and reacted quickly. He held his butt between his legs and went into the forest with a sad face.
"Hurry up, I can't hold on any longer!"
The mountains roared, and they didn't even dare to fart, for fear that the fart would bring out feces.
The two brothers went back and forth seven or eight times, holding their stomachs, and their faces were obviously very pale to the naked eye. Qiao Jinling secretly laughed: "I can even bring down a big fat pig, why are you afraid that I can't bring you down?"
"Damn it! What did you cook? Is it poisonous? Ouch, it hurts me so much."
"No, brother, I know all those dishes, I won't eat them wrong. Oops~"
"Get out! Get out! Get out! Useless trash, get rid of the little thing quickly, we are in trouble soon, get out of this ghost place quickly!"
"Okay~Brother~"
Qiao Jinling was so panicked that she saw Xiaoshan pointing at Qiao Jinliang with a sharp knife. She was so frightened that Qiao Jinliang cried and shouted: "Sister, save me!"
She took a few deep breaths. Even though the two of them had diarrhea and were weak, they were still two adults. If there was a dispute, both she and Qiao Jinliang would probably be doomed. But if they didn't go out now, Qiao Jinliang would probably be doomed.
what to do?!!
Qiao Jinling panicked.
At the last critical moment, she rushed out in a hurry. She didn't know what the consequences would be. But one thing was certain, she couldn't watch Qiao Jinliang die in front of her.
"Liangliang, where are you?"
Qiao Jinling shouted loudly, pretending not to see these two people.
"Sister, I'm here, wuwu, help me quickly."
When Qiao Jinliang heard Qiao Jinling's voice, he finally couldn't help it and burst into tears.
"Liangliang, why are you hiding here?"
Qiao Jinling ran over, squatted down, and grabbed Qiao Jinliang's arm.
"I was caught by them!"
"Who are you? Why do you want to arrest my brother?"
Qiao Jinling pretended not to know anything.
"Little sister, don't be afraid. Uncle wants to ask about something. Is there anyone named Qiao Jinling in your village? We are her distant relatives."
Dashan pretended to be gentle and wanted to coax her to tell the truth.
"Of course I know, I have a good relationship with her. Last time she caught a human trafficker, she rewarded her with a lot of money, and bought me such a big bag of calcium milk biscuits."
Qiao Jinling shook his head, pretending to be ignorant.
"Great, you take us to find her, and uncle will buy you calcium milk biscuits later."
"No, I need two packs."
"Okay, as long as you help us find her, any number of bags will do!"
"Okay. Then my brother and I will take you there. I'll secretly call her out, just in time to scare her."
Qiao Jinling chuckled.
Dashan and Xiaoshan looked at each other and smiled. This girl was stupid enough. She even thought of a solution for them. However, her stomach was not strong enough, so the two of them took turns to poop again.
Each of them grabbed a child by the collar, walked out of the woods, and walked along the river. The sun was a bit harsh, and they both felt dizzy and weak after walking for a long time.
"Brother, why do I see double images of things?"
"Don't... talk, save your energy. Little girl, walk slower..."
Dashan was breathing heavily, and there was a thin layer of sweat on his back.
But how could Qiao Jinling listen to his words? She walked faster and faster. The distance to the village was getting closer and closer. She thought about the right time, and while Xiaoshan was looking for a place to have diarrhea again, she took Qiao Jinliang's little hand and said in a deep voice
Said: "Liangliang, run!!"
The two of them ran away. By the time Dashan and Xiaoshan came to their senses, they were already some distance away.
"Smelly girl! You are really looking for death!"
Dashan strode after them. Qiao Jinling and Qiao Jinliang were children after all, with short legs and short steps. They quickly closed the distance and were about to be caught. Qiao Jinling vaguely heard the barking of a dog and shouted: "Come quickly.
, it’s on fire! Someone is going to burn down the village!”
She knew that if she shouted "murder", no one would dare to come out even if they heard her. If she shouted "fire", everyone would probably run out even if they were beating gongs and drums.
Sure enough, a large group of people ran out one after another, shouting: "Where is the fire?!"
"Uncle, uncle, they two are going to burn down the wheat field!"
When Qiao Jinling saw someone coming, he ran and hid in the crowd, pointing at the mountains and hills and saying.
"Damn it! How dare you set fire! Let you sit through the bottom of the prison!"
"Beat! Beat the arsonists to death! Break their legs! Let's see how they come back to set fires!"
"Knock the shit out of them! You bastards, don't learn from others and do such unconscionable things!"
…
Before even a word of explanation could be given, the mountains and hills were swallowed up by the surging crowd, raising dust all over the sky.
"We...didn't...set the fire!"
The hill was beaten until its nose was bruised and its face was swollen. It let out a wail, and was once again drowned in the boundless power of the people.
"Eh~ It's so disgusting. These two bastards really beat the shit out of them."
I don't know who said this, and everyone stopped, for fear of getting the farm tools in their hands dirty.
Only then did Qiao Jinling see a funny scene. Dashan and Xiaoshan were lying on the ground in disheveled clothes, their faces were beaten so hard that they couldn't see their faces clearly. The feces soaked through their shorts, dripping down their thighs, and a foul smell drifted away.
There was a lot of anger in the air.
A siren sounded in the distance, howling closer and closer.
Officer Gu got out of the police car and saw the two people soaking in the urine soup. He frowned and asked what was going on.
Qiao Jinling listened and whispered: "Uncle Gu, these two are human traffickers and Aunt Lan's accomplices. I lied to everyone that I was setting fire, so I was beaten like this."
"Well done, Lingling, are you not injured?"
Officer Gu has seen many little girls, but he has never seen any like Qiao Jinling, who is smart, bold and has a sense of justice.
"It's nothing, it's just that my brother was frightened. Haha, he's still young."
Qiao Jinling supported Qiao Jinliang, who was limp into mud, feeling a little embarrassed.
"Thank you, Lingling, you have really done a great job again!"
"It's nothing, I also want to save my brother. By the way, Officer Gu, there should be many accomplices behind them. I heard them talking about big brother, meritorious services and so on. Uncle, you must arrest them all!"
Qiao Jinling has a righteous look on her face, her eyes are black and shiny, and her little face is pink and adorable.
"Okay, uncle promised Lingling that he would catch all these bad guys, as thick as a beetle's hair, and not miss a single one, right?"
"Um!"
When the villagers found out that these two men were human traffickers, they regretted that they did not use more force and beat them a few more times. There were people at home with children, and what they hated the most was the traffickers who specifically targeted children. Beating them to remove their feces and urine was considered a light thing, so they
They should be beaten to death with a shovel!!
"Sister, I'm so scared...ahhhh..."
Qiao Jinliang finally regained consciousness from the threat and hugged Qiao Jinling's neck without letting go, with tears and snot everywhere.
"Haha, little one, don't you call me Qiao Jinling now? Thank you for your cleverness and not calling me Qiao Jinling. Otherwise, the two bad guys knew it was me, and none of us would be able to escape."
Qiao Jinling wiped Qiao Jinliang's tears, felt a handful of snot, and wiped it off on his clothes in disgust.
"My good sister, I will do whatever you ask me to do from now on. I will never stand up to you again."
Qiao Jinliang had a flattering face and was as dirty as a little tabby cat. Xiao Hei also ran over and followed them, wagging his tail.
A bunch of people came running from a distance.
Yang Guixiang, Sun Huifang, Liu Meihua, Qiao Xiangxiu, and one more person, my aunt Su Tong.
"Crack!"
Before anyone could react, Su Tong gave Qiao Jinling a loud slap in the face!