Please answer the Three Kingdoms! The Romance of the Three Kingdoms collapsed Chapter 136: Mi Heng: I am either spraying people, or on the way to spray people
Chapter 136: Mi Heng: I am either spraying people, or on the way to spray people
In the scene, Cao Cao heard that Mi Heng evaluated his subordinates as useless, and asked Mi Heng angrily: "What are you capable of!"
Seeing this, everyone wants to hear how Mi Heng evaluates himself. You demoted all Cao Cao's people, so what are your abilities?
Mi Heng said: "Everything in astronomy and geography is incomprehensible. There are three religions and nine streams. You know everything! The emperors above can be Yao and Shun, and the virtues below can be matched by Confucius and Yan. How can you discuss it with the common people!
"Arrogant!"
Seeing this, Cao Cao couldn't help himself anymore and cursed loudly.
Good fellow, you describe a great civil servant and general as a man who mourns and inquires about illness, guards tombs, closes doors, and herds cattle and horses. What’s the result for you?
It would be better for you to directly rate yourself as a person who can assist the talents of Yao and Shun, and whose virtue can match that of Confucius!
Where is your face!
I have never seen such a shameless person!
"Lord, calm down. This person is just a clown. Don't take it to heart, lord." Seeing this, Xun Yu could conclude that Mi Heng was an arrogant person. Cao Cao only compared them to Xiao He and Chen Ping.
People like Yao, Shun, and Confucius all came out.
"Why would Meng De be so angry? Didn't we say nothing before when you said that we were the dry bones of the family, scheming, and vain? Besides, what others said was true. I heard about your general before.
Xu Chuke was able to pull down nine cows. With this ability, he is suitable for herding cows and horses. Also, Xiahou Dun is a perfect general. It is a good thing that he did not lose an eye by Cao Xing!" Yuan Shao spoke very cunningly,
He directly treated the other person with his own way, thereby mocking Cao Cao!
When Cao Cao talked about them before, didn't he also say that what he said was true?
After Yuan Shao finished speaking, he glanced at Yuan Shu, as if to say, learn from me and see how I fight against Cao Cao.
"Well said!" Before Liu Biao could speak, Huang Zhong clapped his hands and cheered. Yuan Shao's words immediately reached his heart.
He had long been dissatisfied with Cao Cao. At first, he said that their lord was a person in name only. Later, he also said that his lord's son was like a pig or a dog. If he hadn't been afraid of hurting Liu Biao, he would have wanted to rush up and beat Cao Cao!
Dong Zhuo on the other side began to sympathize with Cao Cao, as if he saw himself in Cao Cao who was once besieged by the heroes.
At first, after the immortal started the Q&A, he was in the same situation as Cao Cao now. Almost everyone present was in conflict with him. As long as he got an opportunity, he would severely humiliate himself.
"Hey, you said it would be great if Cao Amo didn't betray our family!" Dong Zhuo said with regret. He still admired Cao Cao's talents, but it was a pity that Cao Cao betrayed him. Otherwise, he could stand up for Cao Cao now.
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"It's a pity that there are no ifs!" Li Ru also felt that it was a pity. If Cao Cao had not betrayed the Prime Minister and sincerely assisted him, he would have been named Dong in this world. But it is a pity that there were no ifs. Cao Cao was too dangerous. Even he
They may not be able to outplay Cao Cao's treachery. If Cao Cao is in crisis, he will definitely add insult to injury to avoid future troubles!
"This statement is actually a fallacy!"
"My comments about you are all facts. What you Heng said are all arrogant and arrogant words. How can they be confused!"
"They are all just comments. Why can't they be lumped together? You are allowed to comment on others, but others are not allowed to comment on you. Where in the world can this kind of truth come from!" Yuan Shao and Cao Cao began to quarrel with each other again.
Even Xun Yu and Tian Feng got involved, each arguing for his lord.
"Lord, if our Pingyuan County can escape this disaster, maybe we can join forces with Cao Cao to fight against Yuan Shao." Seeing Cao Cao and Yuan Shao still arguing, Chen Gong suggested to Liu Bei.
Now among the northern states, Jizhou and Yuan Shao are the strongest in terms of strength, and the conflict between Cao Cao and Yuan Shao is so great. Maybe they can join forces with Cao Cao to resist Yuan Shao, and the Xiahou family has agreed to marry Xiahou to Zhang Fei. With this marriage,
The two families can treat each other as one of their own and feel more at ease.
But the premise of all this is that Pingyuan County can survive this disaster.
"Sir, it's not like you don't know about Cao Cao's wolf ambitions. How can Han ministers join forces with Han traitors!" Liu Bei thought that without the immortal's foretelling in advance, Cao Cao would be the one holding the emperor's hand to order the princes, so he rejected Chen Gong's proposal.
"Lord, we cannot use the original history to look at the current situation. In the original history, Cao Cao was indeed a traitor to the Han Dynasty, holding the emperor hostage to order the princes. But now the traitor Dong is not dead, and the emperor is still in the hands of the traitor Dong. Our biggest enemy is still Dong.
The thief is not Cao Cao." Chen Gong continued to admonish Liu Bei.
Cao Cao is not weak in strength, especially in the previous rounds of questions and answers, he won many immortal rewards, which made his strength even higher. If he can get Cao Cao as a strong support, Yuan Shao will not be afraid!
"This!" After hearing Chen Gong's analysis, Liu Bei began to hesitate. He was still short-sighted. Now that the emperor is still in the hands of Dong, the first step should be to rescue the emperor!
At the moment when Chen Gong was admonishing Liu Bei, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao also finished their argument. No one won and no one was convinced. They each returned to their original positions and continued to watch the pictures on the big screen.
When Zhang Liao, who was standing next to Cao Cao, saw this, he wanted to draw his sword and kill Ni Heng, but Cao Cao stopped him: "I, the young master, have invited officials to greet you and have a banquet in the morning and evening, so Ni Heng can fill this position."
In order to prevent others from saying that he was too small-minded and could not tolerate one person, Cao Cao gave Ni Heng the post of drummer to humiliate him!
Mi Heng couldn't refuse, so he had to accept and leave.
No one else thought that Cao Cao did anything wrong at this point. Those who humiliate others will always humiliate them!
But the picture on the big screen is not over yet and continues to play.
In the blink of an eye, the next day came on the big screen. Cao Cao's provincial hall held a banquet for guests, and Mi Heng came to play drums to add to the fun.
Seeing this, everyone became interested. Before, he claimed that he could assist Yao and Shun. Now let's see how you face Cao Cao's insult. If you can't even pass Cao Cao's test, then you are talking arrogantly and are incompetent!
Many people are waiting to see Mi Heng's jokes, especially those who have been scolded by Mi Heng. They take it very seriously!
For the sake of performance, the old drummer asked Mi Heng to change into new clothes, but Mi Heng kept wearing old clothes and played "Yu Yang San Lao" for Cao Cao's guests.
Listening to this, everyone will shed tears with emotion!
At this moment, the guards on the left and right took advantage of this and shouted: "Why don't you change your clothes!"
Who would have thought that Mi Heng would drop his shabby clothes in front of everyone and stand naked, completely exposed!
Not only did the guests in the picture cover their faces here, but the people watching the live broadcast outside also closed their eyes and covered their faces. Although the screen was full of small squares, they had never seen such an exciting thing!
Countless girls secretly spat, blushed and lowered their heads, daring not to look up.
Mi Heng, who was in Jingzhou, saw that his naked body was visible to everyone in the world, and he was so ashamed that he immediately wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl under it.
This made him even more determined to leave Jingzhou and live anonymously in a place where he was not known!
"Hahaha, it's refreshing enough, I like it!" In the answering space, Dong Zhuo liked this cheerful Mi Heng a little bit. He just likes to deal with such refreshing people!
No one else expected that Mi Heng would use this method to deal with Cao Cao's humiliation, but it seemed to be of no use. The humiliation was more his own.
Many people began to look down upon Mi Heng, thinking that he was just an arrogant and rude person who spoke arrogantly but actually had no ability.
Many people began to doubt whether this person was really recommended by Kong Rong?
Not only were others suspicious, but Kong Rong himself was also suspicious. Is this person really recommended by himself?
In the picture, Cao Cao Ni Heng took off his clothes in public and said angrily: "Why is it so rude in a temple?"
Just listen to Mi Heng's reply: "It's rude to deceive the emperor and ignore your superiors. I show my parents' appearance to show my innocence!"
Mi Heng secretly mocked Cao Cao for holding the emperor in order to control the princes. It was truly rude to deceive the emperor and ignore him!
"That's very well said. It is truly rude to deceive the emperor and ignore your superiors." Mi Heng's words won Liu Bei a lot of favor. I don't know how many people were doing the things of Han traitors despite their reputation as Han ministers.
Liu Xie, who was in Chang'an, also had a growing fondness for Ni Heng, a troll.
Cao Cao in the picture heard Ni Heng saying he was innocent, so he asked Ni Heng who was dirty.
It's okay that Cao Cao didn't ask. Ni Heng was not afraid of Cao Cao's authority and directly commented on Cao Cao's eyes, mouth, ears, body, belly and heart. It can be said that Cao Cao was criticized completely!
Good guy, after demoting all the civil servants and generals under Cao Cao, now I’m going to start belittling Cao Cao himself!
Can Cao Cao not kill you?
"Cao Mengde, listen carefully!" Yuan Shao seemed to have found the decisive point in arguing with Cao Cao, and asked Cao Cao to listen carefully. In the past, he was the one who evaluated Cao Cao's men, but now he is directly evaluating you, Cao Cao, and what he said is all true.
, let’s see how you refute this time!
As expected, Cao Cao remained silent and did not refute Yuan Shao!
The scene still hasn't ended, it's still going on.
After Kong Rong learned what Mi Heng had done, he was worried that Cao Cao would kill Mi Heng, so he said that Mi Heng was crazy and told Cao Cao not to be like him!
"Who is this person!" Kong Rong in the outside world began to go crazy, wondering who this person was and why he wanted to protect him so much!
In the picture, Cao Cao asked Ni Heng to go to Jingzhou to persuade Liu Biao to surrender. If Ni Heng could succeed, he promised Ni Heng to make Ni Heng his minister.
But Mi Heng still refused and refused to go.
Cao Cao had no choice but to prepare three horses, and ordered the two men to support him on the way, forcing Ni Heng to go, and asked his civil and military men to prepare wine to see Mi Heng off at the east gate.
Xun Yu wanted to use these people to avenge Mi Heng for his rude words, and ordered people to wait until Mi Heng came and not to get up and humiliate Xun Yu.
Unexpectedly, when Mi Heng arrived and saw that everyone could not sit up, he burst into tears. Xun Yu asked curiously, "Why are you crying?"
Mi Heng replied: "How can you not cry when you are walking among the coffins of death!" Mi Heng directly compared these people who cannot sit up to dead people.
Cao Cao's men couldn't stand Mi Heng anymore, so they yelled: "We are corpses, and you are a headless crazy ghost!"
Mi Heng replied again: "I am a minister of the Han Dynasty. If I don't join Cao Cao's party, how can I be without a leader?" Mi Heng once again insinuated that Cao Cao coerced the emperor to order the princes, and he would not surrender to him!
Everyone wanted to kill him, but Xun Yu hurriedly stopped him and continued to curse at Mi Heng: "How can a person who measures a rat or a sparrow use a dirty sword?"
Who knew that Mi Heng's fighting power would be so strong? Anyone could say, "I am a rat sparrow, but I still have human nature. You can only be called a worm!"
Mi Heng once again described everyone as the worms of this big man, helping him to do evil!
Loyal minister!
O loyal minister of the great Han Dynasty!
Seeing this, many people have begun to change their impressions of Mi Heng. Even Xun Yu can't say that he is so eloquent and eloquent.
I scolded them just because they didn’t want to join in the trouble with the Han thieves!
When the video is placed here, the big screen shows a black screen, white words gradually appear on the top of the big screen, and the voice of commentary comes from the sky.
After Mi Heng came to Jingzhou, he met Liu Biao. Although he praised Liu Biao, he was actually mocking Liu Biao. Liu Biao asked Mi Heng to see Huang Zu. Cao Cao wanted to use Liu Biao's sword to kill Mi Heng, but Liu Biao borrowed Huang Zu's sword to kill you.
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In the end, Mi Heng got drunk while drinking with Huang Zu, uttered arrogant words, offended Huang Zu, and was beheaded by Huang Zu. Before his death, Mi Heng refused to speak out and continued to scold Huang Zu. Liu Biao learned about it and ordered him to be buried in the parrot.
On the edge of the island, later generations sighed in a poem:
Huang Zucai is not an elder. You weighed your pearls and smashed them to pieces at the head of the river. Now when you come to Parrot Island, there is only ruthless blue water.
A poem brings the final curtain to this question.
It can be said that in the three confrontations between Mi Heng and Cao Cao, Cao Cao was completely defeated and was humiliated by Mi Heng three times!
