Listening to Chen Lu's request, Xia Wanyao was stunned...looking at Chen Lu in disbelief...
Xia Wanyao had never heard of such a strange request.
How could anyone...
Why would anyone want to spit on him...
Saliva is such a dirty thing...
And he still made me spit at him...
no......
It's so strange...
I have never done anything like this, let alone letting other men touch my saliva. This is really shameful...
"Well......"
Chen Lu also realized that there was a lot of ambiguity in what he said, so he took out the law-testing stick from his arms.
This test stick has a stick-like thing in front of it, and a device that collects saliva at the back.
"Mrs. Xia, actually I don't mean anything else, but recently...recently..."
Chen Lu was thinking of excuses while his CPU was spinning crazily.
She couldn't tell him the true function of the test stick and let her.
A spell has been cast in Xia Wanyao's mind.
As long as the other party realizes that "Anle Wang's purpose has been leaked", or if he mentions the key words of Anle Wang's plan when talking to her, Xia Wanyao's life will be in danger, and Anle Wang will also be alert.
"well....."
Chen Lu sighed.
"To be honest with you, madam... I've actually been unable to sleep recently."
As he spoke, Chen Lu raised his head and looked up at the sky: "I went to see the doctor, and the doctor said that this is still a symptom of lovesickness.
And my lovesickness has gone deep into my bones.
It turns out that I realized that the clothes my wife gave me before were no longer enough...
The doctor at the medical hall said that I need a special medicine, and using this special medicine, I can cure my lovesickness."
"Special medicine?" Mrs. Xia looked at Chen Lu blankly, as if she really believed Chen Lu's lies, "It is... what kind of special medicine..."
"It's hard to say..."
Chen Lu clutched his chest tightly, looking extremely embarrassed.
But in the end, Chen Lu still "reluctantly" said it.
"The most important thing about this medicine is the Jinjinyuye (an elegant name for saliva in ancient times) used as a medicine for the loved one.
Only in this way can we stop suffering from lovesickness!"
"Eh???"
Xia Wanyao looked at Chen Lu in disbelief, a blush fluttering across her cheeks...
My saliva acts as medicine...
In other words, Chen Lu wants to eat it...
Thinking about it...
Xia Wanyao was so embarrassed that she almost dug out an Afang Palace with her feet.
"No, no, really not, this is too..."
As she spoke, Xia Wanyao lowered her head, straightened her arms, and kept waving her palms.
Xia Wanyao's face was red, her little hands were clasped in front of her chest, and her green fingers were rubbing each other.
The gold essence and jade liquid can be used as a medicine or something...it's really too...
"As expected... I know this request is too much."
As he spoke, Chen Lu bowed and bowed.
"It's okay. In fact, I've already prepared myself mentally. It'll be okay."
Chen Lu secretly wiped his eyes with the onion in his sleeve, then looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, his eyes were red and tears were about to fall.
"Actually, dying with lovesickness is the happiest ending for me..."
"I'll go back and write a suicide note first. My death has nothing to do with Madam, and Madam doesn't need to blame herself at all!"
Chen Lu saluted again and turned around.
Looking at the figure slowly walking away, Xia Wanyao felt extremely guilty...
Could it be that because of myself, a living life is about to leave? Was it me who killed Mr. Chen...
"wait wait wait......"
When Chen Lu only took three steps in ten seconds, Xia Wanyao called Chen Lu to stop him.
"Mrs. Xia?" Chen Lu turned around, "Mrs. Xia, is there anything else you can do?"
"Um...that...did you really not lie to me?" Xia Wanyao squeezed the hem of her skirt tightly, her blush spreading to her collarbone, "I...it hasn't been long since I came down the mountain.
....I stayed in the yard the whole time and didn’t know anything. You can’t lie to me..."
"Down the mountain? What down the mountain?"
Chen Lu was stunned for a moment. Could it be that Mrs. Xia had been living in the mountains before?
Forget it, don't worry about it, just relent.
Chen Lu nodded heavily: "Yes! I, Chen Lu, did not lie to my wife! It is indeed this medicine that can cure my lovesickness. I, Chen Lu, are willing to use my brother Hui Mingwei, whom Xiong Erlang has been looking for for twenty years.
I don’t need my wife to guarantee me!”
"That...that's good..."
As if she had made up her mind, Xia Wanyao walked forward quickly, with flushed cheeks, and took the test stick from Chen Lu's hand, then turned around and blocked it with her sleeves.
When Xia Wanyao turned around, there was crystal saliva in the collection bottle of the test stick.
"Here...here you..." Xia Wanyao turned her head and stretched out her arms, too embarrassed to even take a look.
"Oh, okay, thank you Xia..."
Before Chen Lu could finish speaking, Xia Wanyao immediately turned around and ran back to the room holding up her skirt...
Looking at the closed door...
Look at this test stick again...
Having deceived this girl's kindness, Chen Lu felt very complicated.
Why do I look so much like a pervert and an animal?
"No! I'm a good person!"
Chen Lu put away the test stick!
Although I look like a beast and a pervert!
but!
I am doing all this to protect Miss Xia! All of this is to bring King Anle to justice!
That's right! Even if I am a pervert! I am also a righteous pervert!
After taking a deep breath and regaining his composure, Chen Lu quickly activated the magic wand.
Soon, the saliva was absorbed by the test stick...
On the law-testing stick, nine lines appeared, and even the tenth line was looming.
"hiss!!!"
Chen Lu took a breath!
In other words, Xia Wanyao only has two months at most to master the "Moon God Art"!
It won’t even take two months, it’s very likely! In one month, right after the New Year, or even before the New Year, King Anle will come to Luo City!
"Mr. Chen, Miss Wang is looking for you."
Just when Chen Lu was putting away the test stick, the maid He Caihua came over with some pastries.
"Miss Wang? Boss?" Chen Lu was stunned for a moment. Why did the boss want to see me? "I understand. Thank you very much, girl."
Chen Lu walked out of the courtyard and saw Wang Tong standing at the door.
"Miss Wang, what's the matter?"
Chen Lu asked doubtfully.
"that......"
Wang Tong's eyes were a little wandering, and she even saw a little shyness in her expression.
But in the end, Wang Tong took a deep breath, looked directly at Chen Lu and said seriously:
"Chen Lu! Come with me to the brothel!"
"???"
…
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[I feel almost recovered, but my throat is a little itchy.
I haven’t taken a shower for a long time. Take a shower.]