Ye Zhaoling touched his forehead. After a cold feeling, the chip disappeared on his forehead without any pain or discomfort.
It was so magical. After the miracle, Ye Zhaoling felt that she still couldn't really let go.
She glanced at the police uncle and saw an expression that definitely meant gloating on the suit policeman.
"May I ask, what does the alarm function mean? Comrade policeman."
"Literally." He obviously didn't want to say more.
"I should have the right to know how much harm it can cause me, right?" Ye Zhaoling said tentatively.
"You can give it a try." Ye Cha shrugged, "My suggestion is that when you actually trigger the alarm, you will know the meaning. Otherwise, no matter how fanciful I say here, there will be no real experience.
It’s so touching.”
Ye Zhaoling thought that the policeman named Ye Cha had really strong professional abilities and could describe a strange thing in a way that made people want to try it.
The old sow wears one bra after another.
"Now that you have understood what you need to know, I have also compromised on the unequal treaty, and I have not committed any murders or arson. Can I leave?" Ye Zhaoling made a request. If he doesn't leave this place with serious light pollution, he will really go crazy.
.
Now he is in the same state as a little match seller selling mushrooms. He is sleepy, tired, hungry, dizzy, and lost in Baden.
Ye Cha nodded: "Of course, my colleague will arrange your food and accommodation for this week. You can see her when you go out."
"……guardian?"
"Similar to a guardian."
"Do you mind if I ask why?"
"Given that the timing of your appearance on Qingcheng Mountain was too coincidental and too sudden, countless passers-by have seen you along the way, and your photos are rapidly spreading on the Internet. It is difficult for you to dress like this without arousing the attention of interested people.
focus on."
Ye Zhaoling frowned: "Do you think I will be captured and used as a guinea pig?"
"At this stage, the international situation is tense, and the public opinion about the doomsday is overwhelming. Countless people are dedicated to finding magical people or things, and rely on illegal crimes to increase the chance of survival..."
"I'm not interested in these. I just want to know if someone will cut me up?"
Ye Cha answered without hesitation: "Yes, Miss Ye."
"If they come to cut me, would it be against the law if I stab them into pieces?"
Ye Cha looked at her and smiled gently: "Miss Ye, I don't recommend you do this."
"reason."
"Excessive defense is a criminal act. Under normal circumstances, excessive defense means that the legitimate defense behavior exceeds the defense standards stipulated by the law, and therefore should bear criminal responsibility." Ye Cha knocked on the table, "You will step in early.
For sewing machines.”
"Can you give my guardian an AK so that he can sieve these people?"
Ye Cha's eyes slightly curved and he said euphemistically: "Maybe it can be done in novels, but in real life, your guardian may be the first to be shot dead by criminals."
"It won't work this way, that won't work either, am I just waiting to be cut?"
"This is just a hypothetical situation, Miss Ye, we will not let criminals go unpunished."
Ye Zhaoling hit the nail on the head: "Look at me."
Ye Cha was stunned for a moment: "What?"
"Look at me, do I look like an earthworm?"
"It's not like that."
"It looks very similar to me. Since you know that I will be targeted for experiments and may even be sliced into slices, you can send me to some kind of institution for protection, so why do you still let me move freely?"
Ye Zhaoling stood up and walked around angrily, "You just want me to act as bait and fish for big fish in the long run."
"Even the guardian who is apparently sent to protect me is just a cover-up, right? He must be so weak that he can't beat a chicken. He just came here to show off and show off how much you value me."
Ye Cha's eyes deepened slightly and he didn't respond.
"Don't you have any sympathy? Just now I was trying to escape from a ghost place where I had a near-death chance. Those things cut me like a watermelon. No matter how powerful I was, my body was still stabbed into a sieve. Now
It's still bleeding."
Ye Cha looked at her quietly for a long time, and finally said: "Ms. Ye has a rich imagination, which puts us police officers to shame."
"Now that I know how you play, I can just follow you and go back to the police station. You won't be chasing beggars, right? Then I will sleep outside your police station to show my refusal to cooperate.
."
Ye Cha pinched his forehead in disbelief.
"After talking so much nonsense, it's actually not difficult for me to cooperate."
After saying that, Ye Zhaoling smiled honestly.
…
Five minutes later, Ye Zhaoling contentedly put a bank card into his stomach pocket.
The smile on Ye Cha's face never faded from beginning to end, but the occasional bouncing veins on his forehead revealed his true thoughts.
Soon, he adjusted his mood, took out a sealed bag from the drawer, and put it on the table: "You probably don't know me anymore. Let me give you a free introduction. These are your personal belongings that we found on Qingcheng Mountain."
The word "free" is very important.
Ye Zhaoling chuckled, took the sealed bag and put it in his arms, and was about to pin the knife on the ground again when Ye Cha raised his hand to stop her.
Ye Zhaoling watched with reluctance as they were confiscated by Ye Cha, so he had to carry the snakeskin bag.
Ye Cha opened the door for her in a very gentlemanly manner: "Have you decided where to go as your first stop?"
Ye Zhaoling nodded: "Of course, a rich country bumpkin who has just moved into the city will definitely be able to spend money."
"Although I can't directly consume it myself, it didn't say that I can't let my guardian help me consume it, right?"
"I am familiar with being a leek for capitalism."
——
——
Standing in front of Ye Cha were two girls, one was tall with a high ponytail, and the other was slightly shorter with short hair.
The two of them stood in front of Ye Cha, feeling a little frightened.
The tall man mustered up the courage to refuse first: "I refuse to accept the arrangement. I don't want to be a monster's nanny."
Ye Cha's expression didn't change at all, a smile mask was welded on his face: "Go on."
"I have more important things to do. I don't want to waste my time on an entertainment star. Apart from being used as a gimmick by the general public on the Internet to attract traffic, she has no way to generate any value for our work."
"She should stay home now and not go out and cause us trouble!"
"But she actually asked me to be her driver and nanny to be responsible for her safety 24 hours a day?"
"This is simply ridiculous." After saying that, the little girl swung her ponytail and turned around and left without even looking at anyone else.
The person involved, Ye Zhaoling, stood nearby and nodded repeatedly, not thinking that there was anything wrong with what the little girl said.
In the end, the "guardian" assigned to Ye Zhaoling could only be the timid little girl next to him, who was a bit shorter than Ye Zhaoling.
Ye Zhaoling looked at her, a little taller than the pink-haired "child worker" who was less than 1.5 meters tall. He smiled with satisfaction and gave Ye Cha a thumbs up: "It is indeed humane management.
"
Ye Cha stood in front of the little girl, as serious as sitting on an iron mountain. The little girl stood at attention, not daring to breathe. After half a minute, Ye Cha asked the little girl to take Ye Zhaoling down the mountain.
He didn't say hello to Ye Zhaoling and left without looking back.
"Don't forget our verbal agreement! Officer Ye!"
Ye Cha walked faster.
Seeing Ye Cha running away in a hurry, the little girl breathed a sigh of relief obviously. She saw Ye Zhaoling carrying a big bag and wanted to come up and help him.
Ye Zhaoling dodged and smiled at her.
"I am Ye Zhaoling."
"My surname is Zhou." The little girl has cute short hair and a pair of round almond eyes. When she smiles, there is a pear dimple on the right corner of her mouth. "My name is Weekend."
Ye Zhaoling gave her a thumbs up: "What a good name, I like it."
Weekend's eyes were bright: "My original name was Monday, but later I thought it was too unlucky, so I changed my name to Weekend."
The two walked for a while, then pointed to the burgundy Rolls-Royce Cullinan on the side of the road and said, "As you requested, I asked my friend to drive the most dazzling car."
Ye Zhaoling was even more satisfied: "It's cool enough. I just want this feeling. When walking on the road, I can receive envious and jealous looks from many people."
Weekend didn’t quite understand why this was happening, but he nodded obediently: “Then where are we going?”
Ye Zhaoling pushed the fertilizer bag to the edge of the back seat and lay down on it.
"It will take about two hours to go down the mountain, right? I'll take a nap first."
As soon as Ye Zhaoling lay down, he thought again: "If you don't wake me up when you get to the bottom of the mountain, you can first see if I'm asleep or in shock."
"If you fall asleep, just run slowly around the busiest commercial street nearby. If I'm still awake, go directly to the most luxurious hotel. Remember to avoid the hotels under the Bo Luo Hui Group."
"Have a night's rest in the hotel and set off tomorrow to the most prosperous commercial street to clean up."
"If I'm in shock, just find a hospital and take me there."
"In this case, basically all plans are off track, and I'm not sure what will happen." Ye Zhaoling became serious and warned her, "So you may find me disappearing in the hospital, so there is no need to panic.
If you're afraid, just go to your leader and let the fire stop."
Weekend's eyes widened: "Huh?"
"Remember, protect yourself."
"I don't need protection."
After Ye Zhaoling finished speaking, he closed his eyes.
She touched the bank card on her chest and cooperated with the police to arrest the criminals.
If there are more than two criminals, Ye Zhaoling will make a net profit of 200,000 yuan. For each additional criminal, Ye Zhaoling will be given an extra 10,000 yuan.
Isn’t this stuffing money into Ye Zhaoling’s mouth? Dozens of people must be arrested no matter what, and maybe it’s just this one vote! All the debts will be paid off immediately.
Isn’t it wonderful?
High-end ingredients often only require the simplest cooking methods, let's wait and see.
