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Chapter 137: Magic Mirror's Rap

Chapter 137 Magic Mirror’s rap

After walking like this for a long time with support, Ye Zhaoling felt more and more uncomfortable, an indescribable... physical discomfort.

As if she was filled with joy, she peeled open a crystal-clear seedless lychee and bit into half of it. The sweet taste filled her mouth. She was just glad that she had bought a good lychee, which was plump and sweet.

, I thought I could enjoy it all at once...

Inadvertently, I saw a crystal clear insect inside the half-bitten lychee! This pitiful and hateful insect had half of its body bitten off! It was squirming desperately!

So she vomited out what she was chewing in her mouth, and at the same time her stomach was squirming like a bug! She vomited out acidic water one after another!

Disgusting, nauseating, extremely nauseating...

"What's wrong?" the man asked softly, noticing that there was a trace of fear left in her expression at this moment.

"Is it night now?"

Ye Zhaoling suppressed the nausea in his throat and asked reluctantly.

He did not answer directly, but instead stretched out his hand and waved his palm in front of Ye Zhaoling's open eyes, causing a few wisps of cool breeze to sweep over her face.

"Can't you see any light at all?"

"Yes." Ye Zhaoling nodded. No light could penetrate. Although she was still standing on the colorful world, her eyes were completely wrapped by a substance called darkness.

"...I can't see anything." Listen carefully, and you will see that there is a bit of trembling in her pretended-to-calm tone.

Only then did Rensuke Shirakawa realize that what he said was very inappropriate. A normal person would not be willing to lose his eyes, lose his light, and become a disabled person.

In his opinion, her character was already very strong, and she did not fall into despair and pain because of this, but instead calmly gradually accepted the reality.

But his words were undoubtedly opening up her scars for the second time, forcing her to look directly at the cruelty of blindness. This was too inappropriate...

Look what he has done?

"I'm sorry, Miss Ye, you will get better..." He quickly comforted, "You are still young and you will have a chance to regain your light."

"Thank you..." Ye Zhaoling knew that these were just polite words, but he still got some comfort from them, which was better than nothing.

The rustling footsteps became increasingly clear in the silence.

Ye Zhaoling loosened his hand slightly, was silent for a while, and said discouragedly: "Actually, you don't need to worry about me. I'll find a way back to the attic."

Sun Town is a regular oval with sharp points at the east and west ends.

The best way to get to Knife Butcher’s house is because it is located in the east corner of Sun Town. You usually walk south from the Church of Truth due west to the entrance of Sun Town in the south, and then walk about two kilometers counterclockwise.

When we arrived at Knife Butcher's butcher's shop, there was a three-story "detached villa" hidden in the small bamboo forest behind the butcher's shop.

In fact, it is only the size of a small attic, but Dao Butcher is very proud, saying that it is a villa and it took him a month to build it.

Ye Zhaoling certainly admired him from the bottom of his heart for being able to build a fully equipped house in a month, whether it was a lie or the truth, but he also couldn't help but wonder whether the formaldehyde content in this house exceeded the standard?

Even though she was very reluctant, as a slave living in Knife Butcher's house, she had no right to speak and had to return to the small attic after nightfall.

One moment she let go of the man's hand, and the next moment she staggered and almost fell over.

"careful……"

Ye Zhaoling noticed that her sense of direction was quite poor. She almost fell down just now and when she stood up, she didn't know where to go.

Fortunately, Rensuke Shirakawa caught her in time, led her to the path in the correct direction, and guided her patiently and gently: "Be careful, there is a stone eight steps ahead."

Ye Zhaoling could feel that the man was a bit taller than her, but the steps he reminded were completely calculated based on the steps she took.

So when the man put his elbow under her palm, she still held the arm obediently.

Rensuke Shirakawa seemed to sense that she was somewhat resistant to his help, and took the initiative to mention what he had seen in the town today.

"After you were picked up by Raziris, after the nobles finished their prayers, Wu Meili suddenly cried heartbrokenly outside the church."

"She, Wu Meili? If I remember correctly, she is a disciple of Lord Rust, right?" Ye Zhaoling was a little confused. Will Wu Meili cry so hard? This kind of thing cannot be dealt with forever.

We all equate women with arrogant masks on their faces, right?

"Yes, Lord Rust was also shocked. He asked Wu Meili what happened to make him so careless about his image in public?"

"What did she say?"

"She said the magic mirror was crazy."

"Ah?" Ye Zhaoling was confused.

"Then she took out the magic mirror and showed it to everyone. Ahem, let me show you," Rensuke Shirakawa coughed, with a slight smile on his face.

"Oh my gosh, you stupid prairie dogs, yes, that's a terrible, stupid question. Let's just wait for the people who actually know about this to tell us the answer. It's just too stupid."

Now that’s fun. Listen to me, nothing makes me happier. Damn, you look like you have worse taste than Uncle Tom’s bad newspapers!”

Oh, this damn translation accent, these stupid sentences that don’t make any sense.

"Also," he couldn't help laughing, "it even rapped on the spot..."

"ah?"

"Ahem, it's quite magical. I'll sing it directly to you."

"Hi I am God

It's true, not fart

Your body is dead

(ah?)

Sorry you can't protest

But it's not over yet

So you don't have to be downcast

Now I'm going to get on the computer to see if you're still in heaven

(So...religion is real?

I can't believe this is true)

No, no, no, religion is fake

but god is real

(So ​​that means…the Lord doesn’t care?

I mean you don't care?)

What does that mean?

The Lord doesn't care

sounds very profound

(Well...that's what the earth's religions keep telling people

The Lord lets you do this but not that

But maybe God doesn't care

What do humans think or do every day?

Maybe the Lord has finished creating mankind

emm boring

Just throw humans aside

Maybe the Lord is too busy

I don’t even have time to keep yelling at humans with my mouth)

Hey

I care

I care and bah

i care about you

your dad

Your neighbor's aunt and her mother

Otherwise, why would I build this heaven and hell?

Keep it for playing house?

Of course, it’s based on your performance in your life before you die.

to decide where you go now

(oh

That's good, very good

Please let me introduce myself well

I have a good mind since I was a child

Can take the exam

But the teacher’s treasure

Every day after school, I help various grandmas cross the street.

The older the better

Helped them heal their legs and feet

But then they ran away when they saw me

At that time, I wanted to be a rapper.

Then he became a rapper haha

Although the lyrics are explicit

But I've never done anything bad

Someone is trolling me online

I never talk back either.

Two words to describe me

"Good Guys")

Why are you telling me this?

(ah?)

What are you talking about?

(Uh, I want to stay in heaven)

But it doesn't depend on whether you do good things or not

It doesn’t depend on whether you are a keyboard warrior or not.

It depends on the number of oranges you have

(Number of games?)

quantity of oranges

(I have never entered the game, so it is 0?)

Hey! You retard

Orange is not a trap

Fruits grow on trees

Are you going to heaven or hell?

It depends on how many oranges you eat in your life

If you eat 100 before you die, you will be able to stay in heaven.

But if you don’t eat 100, you’ll be on your way to hell.

let me check

The system shows that you have eaten a total of... 7 goodbyes in your life."

After singing, both of them laughed.

Ye Zhaoling suppressed laughter for a while: "The magic mirror in her hand is purely an imitation. Of course it will go crazy one day. But I really didn't expect that it would turn into a rapper when it goes crazy."

"Anyway, that's it. The magic mirror went crazy, and Lord Rust gave her another magic mirror. Unlike slaves like us, the villagers will always receive preferential treatment from the nobles."

Ye Zhaoling paused for a moment, then smiled and nodded.

(End of chapter)


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