Chapter 139 One Hundred and Eight Ways to Eat River Crab
Chapter 139 One hundred and eight ways to eat river crabs
Ye Zhaoling stretched out his arms and used both hands and feet. Finally, his hands dug deeply into the well wall, and his feet struggled to find a place to stay.
When the river crab saw her climbing up like him, he chuckled, and then the laughter stopped suddenly.
"No! Sister, are you really not going to dig me out? You punched me into the mud!" He Crab said in tears.
"Aren't you a human? Aren't all humans kind and lovely? Even if you don't want to be kind and lovely, at least you have to have some conscience as a human being, right? I'm just a weak, helpless and pitiful river crab, woo woo woo, not only do I have to
He was beaten even if he was being bullied, and he even climbed up on the wall and couldn't get down... 嘤嘤嘤."
"You haven't spoken because you dislike me for being noisy? Wow, how can you be so indifferent?! I'm about to lose my desire to express myself."
"The moment I lose my desire to express myself, maybe I will suddenly feel relieved. Originally, we are not the same species. It's just that when you passed by the white sand of the church tonight, you happened to step on me, and I happened to be a
Green-shelled river crabs, in the future you will also see red-shelled river crabs, orange-shelled river crabs, yellow-shelled river crabs, green-shelled river crabs, blue-shelled river crabs, purple-shelled river crabs, and even the popular black-shelled river crabs, white-shelled river crabs and gray-shelled river crabs."
"Each one of them is lively and kind. Even if they eat dung balls, they eat them with relish. They never complain about the injustice of fate. They will be better than me and they will live longer than me. Woo hoo hoo, I eat
If I don't get rid of the dung ball, I won't be able to keep you. I'm just an insignificant green-shell river crab."
"I'm sorry for being born a crab."
Ye Zhaoling quickly and accurately picked it out of the mud. He didn't have time to dislike it, so he put the river crab that kept "bah-bah-bah-bah" into his inner pocket.
The doubts in her mind did not lessen at all.
Why is it so loud?
Fortunately, the diameter of this well was only less than 1.5 meters. Ye Zhaoling could hold both sides of the well wall with his hands, and then push his feet to a strong point, and then he could slowly rub his body up.
"Come on! Come on! Come on!"
The river crab took out a pincer from his pocket and waved it.
"Come on! Come on! In order for me to go back to the white sand to sleep early, you should happily take on the responsibility of sending me up there now, hehe! Don't feel reluctant, the river crab will not forget your contribution!
If you can bring me back to the White Sands safely! Then I will call you the Crab Knight! Crab Knight for short! Come on! Crab Knight!"
"Come on! Believe me! God will not let you down every drop of sweat, they will be reflected in tonight, how much saliva will flow out in my dreams. Come on! Climb up! Crab Knight!"
"Are you tired of climbing a well? Tired. I know it's tiring! But you must not cry! You have to understand that it is too unsafe to wipe your tears now. If you use one less hand now, there will be 99%
There is a chance that I will slip and fall! Then I will be further and further away from my desire to go home and sleep! I believe you can take me to the bedroom! I will definitely be able to have a good sleep safely today! Come on! Come on,
Big horse monkey!"
Ye Zhaoling:?
"You were climbing slowly in the well and narrowly escaped death. He was waiting at the gate of the town, scratching his head. I was...looking up at the moon. How many dreams were flying freely; yesterday was forgotten and the sadness was dried. I
I want to meet you again on that vast road~~"
Ye Zhaoling stopped climbing and considered a profound question.
She even plans to write a book on the subject.
She even thought of the title of the book, and it was called "One Hundred and Eight Ways to Eat River Crabs".
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The sun rose half an orange-red smiling face from the west of the horizon, and Rensuke Shirakawa was watching at the stone pillar at the entrance of Sun Town.
Until the sun rose, he didn't wait for the person he wanted to wait for.
He glanced at the muddy ground, where there lay a green-shelled river crab with its eight legs in the air. This is an extremely talkative creature. It is best to ignore it, otherwise you will find it pestering you non-stop.
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"Ouch! I've seen you before, in the same position, and I saw the same you!" The river crab started yelling, even with its legs in the air, it didn't affect it.
"Although, the same you is standing in the same position, but you, the latecomer, have obviously failed more than you before!"
Rensuke Shirakawa walked from the edge of the stone pillar to the top of its head, almost stepping on it into the soil.
He lowered his head slightly and looked at it condescendingly for a while, feeling a little bad premonition in his heart: "What did I do then?"
The river crab was lying in his shell, dangling, trying his best to make himself sway gracefully. His eight legs were curled together, and his two big pincers were stretched out with claws and claws: "You pull me up first. Do you want me to be so big?"
Just a river crab, have you been lying in this cold dusk? Where is morality? Where is the bottom line? Where is dignity? Where is quality? Where is ethics? Where do you live, handsome man?"
Rensuke Shirakawa remained unmoved, his cold eyes falling on the belly of the river crab.
This sense of oppression came up all of a sudden, and He Crab suddenly felt bad. He didn't expect that there are people these days who can't take jokes so well.
It is a smart river crab and is a master at reading people's eyes.
It said weakly: "I! I'm not joking! I really saw you taking a woman away. Moreover, I accidentally fell here and couldn't turn over because I was following that woman... Believe me! I really
Never lie."
A river crab pours beans out of a bamboo tube and tells the truth.
Before I woke up in the morning, I was dug out of the sand by a woman. She took her into the noble's gorse carriage. On the way, I encountered a storm of blue spores from mushrooms. Then I arrived at the crimson castle where the nobles lived.
Imprisoned in a golden birdcage by a noble...
Not long after the last man and a crab were released, He Xia showed the woman the way back to Sun Town...
The crab talked about this fantastic journey with saliva, and it obviously found today's adventure extremely interesting and talked about it with gusto.
Rensuke Shirakawa keenly grasped the key point in its words: "Her eyes?"
"She's blind." He Xia pinched her pliers, "She said it herself, she can't see even a little bit of light, she's quite blind."
"What happened in the Crimson Castle?"
He Crab was silent: "I'm just a River Crab. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't even be qualified to appear in the Crimson Castle, let alone see the nobles with my own eyes."
"For a low-level creature like me, even if I really see something, I can never tell it. I can't tell other creatures."
This is normal. Rensuke Shirakawa expressed his understanding, nodded noncommittally, and asked again.
"Where did she go?"
"The direction of my home." He Xie said frankly.
It had just watched the man help the woman slowly leave Sun Town. The guy was as cautious as helping an old lady cross the road.
What's pitiful is that it expected them to come back, after all, the crab fell. The river crab didn't remind them, and was just getting angry. These people didn't even notice that the crab fell. What kind of look are they.
A woman cannot see when she is blind, but a man is not blind. Really, his eyes are in vain!
In the end, they only came back with one person, and this person behaved strangely.
"Isn't it you who took her away? Why are you asking me? Aren't you one of the parties involved?" He Xrab thought about it but didn't understand why this man took off his pants and farted. It was unnecessary and he asked again.
do it again.
No matter how many times we ask the truth, won't it still be the truth? It won't change its appearance.
"No." Rensuke Shirakawa's words were concise and clear as always, without being sloppy at all.
"No? No, what do you mean? No? Didn't you take the person away? But my two big eye bubbles will not lie to me! My eyes are amazing. Within fifty meters, my eyesight is
They are invincible! I can clearly see how many beautiful hairs the female crab has on her face! Not to mention, I stood at their feet and stared at them..."
"I also know a lot of details! For example, the voice of this man is exactly the same as the tone I used when courting! In your human terms, it seems to be called gentleness, right? Anyway, he is gentler than you are now.
A hundred times more!"
Rensuke Shirakawa took out a handkerchief, picked it up, and walked towards the church.
At this time, the orange-red sun hung high in the sky, which was completely different from the bright, snow-like moon during the day.
It brings a thin red veil to the Golden Sun Sanctuary, but it doesn't look pearly at all. Instead, it has a retro style. There is a touch of redness on the cheeks of all things, just like the blush on the face of a beauty.
"Hey! What if you sneak out and are discovered by the villagers? Won't they hang you up and beat you?"
"Tonight, no one is destined to sleep peacefully."
"Ouch?" He Xie let out a weird cry, "That's not necessarily the case. You can take me to the white sandy ground later and I can show you a unique skill - falling asleep in three seconds and sleeping on the spot for you to see."
