The first comrade who was banned appeared. As far as Ye Zhaoling was concerned, to be fair, she didn't feel like she disliked this story at all.
The villagers' minds were indeed sick, and Ye Zhaoling became more determined in this idea.
She tried hard to clear her mind so as not to let her immediate bosses discover that she had such rebellious thoughts.
After a while, Ye Zhaoling felt the hair on the left side of her face being pulled apart by a cold pliers——
Damn this guy! No one can create a sense of presence better than her.
The river crab is always paying attention to Ye Zhaoling's expression. Who told it to like to stuff its entire body under her cloak and squeeze it into the narrow space on her shoulders?
Not only did she have a shy face and get up close to Ye Zhaoling without any psychological burden, but she would also pull her hair and stretch her neck to look at Ye Zhaoling's face whenever she had something to do.
When you put on a black cloak, you have to cover your entire face under the hood without exposing any skin. However, you really can’t prevent the dog from pulling the hood and staring at Ye Zhaoling’s face furtively——
This is not a manifestation of any cross-species event that it wants to develop, it is purely to observe human micro-expressions and analyze human psychological activities.
What we are saying is that its crab head is completely different from the brain structure of humans. Even an advanced animal like humans cannot see anything similar to an "expression" on that wrinkled crab face. It is such a long-haired crab.
River crabs with crab roe but not crab brains...
Well, we don't know what it can tell by just looking at the expressions on people's faces.
Ye Zhaoling sighed, sitting here just because he was full and had nothing to do. It was so boring, so boring. The nobles really like to mess around.
It's a very simple matter. No one can lie to the nobles, and no one can go against the will of the nobles. Based on these two points, just be more straightforward. After calling everyone to the scene, ask them one by one in order if they have killed anyone.
?
Ye Zhaoling dared to say that in less than ten minutes, the sinner would be exposed for what he was, so why spend a whole night sitting in the church talking about useless things?
Of course, if she could also make up a story in a few minutes and win a lot of applause, instead of sitting here staring, unable to think of anything, her mind went blank...
If she can come up with a good story, she can sit here all night and there's nothing wrong with her!
But she couldn't make it up.
Mullet roe.
"Hey! What's that expression on your face? Your eyes are rolling to the sky! What's wrong? What's wrong? Are you sick again? I didn't provoke you! Why are you using that expression to scare a weakling?
Helpful and pitiful river crab?"
"My eyes are cramped."
"Huh? Do you humans really have eye cramps?" He Crab asked doubtfully, as if he would not give up until he found out, "Which muscle is it cramping?"
Ye Zhaoling's expression remained unchanged: "What I pulled was the tendon in my head that wanted to kill a certain river crab. I wanted to eat river crab steamed ribs, crab yellow in June, steamed crab paste, tofu crab soup, and golden curry crab.
"Aren't you a civilized person? If you really feel that I have offended you, please don't be angry. I'm sorry for being a crab. My nonsense has bothered you. You can give me a lecture. Please don't
Lost because of these boring behaviors of mine
Go ahead and raise your butcher knife directly at me. Put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately, dear! I am not important, I am insignificant, I can even be compared with single-celled organisms, my words cannot move your heart like the iceberg on Kunlun Mountain. It doesn’t matter.
of, that is
Even if you don't want to reply to me, I won't do anything. I'm used to it, I'm used to it. I often perform a one-man show by myself. I don't even know if it's a problem with my brain. I can't even express an expression.
see it on your face
. Later I found out that this is your problem! Every word of mine, sincere, passionate and free words cannot move you, the high and mighty Queen! I understand, but in fact I am not that important.
That’s all! After all—”
"I'm just a river crab."
"I'm sorry for being born a crab."
Ye Zhaoling was stunned.
This guy talks for such a long time without even having to take a breath!
Could it be that the lung structure of river crabs is better than that of humans?!
"Uh I..."
Before Ye Zhaoling said anything, He Xie interrupted her again: "Yes, you are a sensible person, I understand what you understand; I am also a sensible person, and a sensible person should understand that I understand what you understand;
As long as everyone understands that an understanding person should understand what I understand and what you understand, then our daily life will be filled with understanding people who understand what other understanding people understand."
Ye Zhaoling:......
Okay, very good. I really don’t know if this guy’s crab roe will taste different from ordinary crab roe.
Well, what do you mean by the Thirteen Commandments?
Kindness, friendship, kindness, tolerance, peace of mind...
After trying hard to dry up all the thoughts in his mind, Ye Zhaoling said softly in an extremely gentle voice: "...I really want to trample you to death."
The river crab lay next to Ye Zhaoling's neck and cried loudly. Since the priest was right next to him, its voice was very low, like a mosquito humming.
"I know that everything I did has caused you a lot of harm! I was unreasonable and naughty, all because I really feel that you are the closest and most familiar person to me. That's why I have no reservations about you.
You are so unscrupulous! If I
Please tell me if there is anything that makes you unhappy, and don’t get sulky, otherwise my heart will be even more painful than yours and I won’t be able to sleep! I love you! If you can give me a few silver coins, I promise that I will come tomorrow
I will love you more than now."
"I don't want to listen to your nonsense, crab. I personally think it's not elegant to eat it raw. What do you think?"
"I think? What do I think? What do I think? Why should I think that? Do you dare to eat a river crab that can speak human language?! Why bother pretending to be elegant or not? Let me tell you, this is not a pancake, this is
This kind of food is called blueberry, commonly known as apple. Raw
It grows in the rainforest area of the Sahara Desert. Because it looks like a penguin, we like to call it a polar bear. You are an uneducated guy who doesn't even know about cactus, so don't call it a watermelon, okay? Let me say it again, this orange is called a kiwi.
."
While Ye Zhaoling was thinking about what to say to stop this messy crab's mouth——
"Pfft!——"
After a loud noise.
Ye Zhaoling's eyes widened: "Did you fart?"
He Xia didn't answer, but suddenly spun and slid down from Ye Zhaoling's shoulders like a slide.
"What are you doing?" Ye Zhaoling had no choice but to ask again.
He Xia grabbed her waist tightly, buried her in her arms, stretched out her cloak, and said very carefully: "I am not an ordinary fart!"
"What else?" Ye Zhaoling, whose shoulder was broken by a fart for no apparent reason, said coolly, "Could it be a 360-degree spiral rainbow fart?"
"No," He Crab bumped into her waist and said tremblingly, "This is an omen!"
