He Xie lay on Ye Zhaoling's knees and said affectionately: "Bao, you are the best of all the good things I have met. I look forward to it the most. You see, with so many people and such a big world, I have suffered all the hardships, so
You are here. I like to share good things with others, but you are mine alone. No matter where I go, what I do, or who I meet, I only like you. Let’s always be together, no matter what
hour.
The days are long, and I will give you the touch and love you want slowly. I will hide the tenderness and loveliness and leave them all to you. A thousand miles across the mountains and fields, you are my romance hidden in the stars. I like to see you smile, and you are a little bit
I'm afraid to see you smiling, because my heart keeps beating. Thank you for the gravity that pulls me towards you. The spring and autumn in your eyes are better than all the mountains and rivers I have ever seen and loved. Time is short, and the world is far away.
."
It gave Ye Zhaoling a pair of pliers with its backhand: "Tell me! Where is my baby?"
Not to be outdone, Ye Zhaoling gave it a fist to eat: "It is sleeping at home! Can you be more mature? You are already a mature river crab! You should learn to go home alone!"
He Xie performed his stunt, and Gu Zuo said to him: "Three generations of my family believe that this game and Lu Zhishen should not ride shared bicycles, because this strong melon can easily produce the Chiconi effect.
It is very unfavorable to the fermentation of red wine. Therefore, if you use a first-class helmet to test the firing speed of smoke grenades in a fake garage, it is equivalent to
Using a Klein bottle to measure the sow's certificate of good citizenship after giving birth, we can talk about whether Xi Shi's technique is good or not, whether Shi Qian's appearance is as good as it is, whether the two of them have ever rowed a boat on Mount Everest, in short
In short, to put it bluntly, if you don’t want to be the general’s barber, no matter how good your concert is, how can you compare to a painter who can play chess and love to dance?”
"Since you're staying here and won't leave, it's not that I won't let you leave!" Ye Zhaoling said speechlessly, "I just hope you can be quiet, so as not to be complained later for disturbing the peace of the church.
I’ll catch you and make you into spicy river crab!”
"Haha (brown hair is flowing softly on the white cheeks, under the heroic sword eyebrows, a pair of light brown eyes always have a little smile, the high bridge of the nose highlights the unruly personality, a pair of thin
The lips like a slight grin, a silent smile)."
Ye Zhaoling slapped it again, but still didn't stop it.
"Do you know what the slap you gave me just now reminded me of?" He Crab crawled onto the table and lay down, muttering, "You reminded me of the traditional pork buns with cured sauce.
It is Baiji bun, which must be hand-made and freshly baked. The shell of Baiji bun tastes dry and crisp, and the center of the cake is soft. It can absorb the essence of the soup and will not be eaten.
Soaked until it's chewy, the texture is just right in one bite. "Preserved pork" is meat stewed in old stewed soup. The fat meat is crystal clear, and the lean meat is tender and juicy. It's so easy to drool just by looking at it.
Among all the meats, rib meat, which has both fat and lean meat, is the best choice. The layers of lean meat and fat are alternately distributed, making it juicy and delicious."
It has to be said that the river crab's move is quite powerful. Ye Zhaoling obviously just ate a lot, but now he was complaining that he was hungry.
Ye Zhaoling said helplessly: "I'll send you back in person later. That's okay, right? In fact, it's not a big deal if you go back by yourself! Nothing would deliberately embarrass a river crab, right?"
"You know nothing!" He Crab said angrily, waving his pliers, "It's just because I am a weak, helpless and pitiful River Crab! I have no power to restrain a chicken! That's why I am more easily bullied into a crab by bad things.
Castle! Don’t you think it’s cruel to leave such a precious, handsome creature like me to crawl home on my own! Is this world so cruel and heartless?!”
"You can also choose to go out and turn left to go straight to the white sand, get into the white sand, and sleep peacefully until tomorrow morning. Will someone dig you out of the white sand to prevent you from sleeping?"
The river crab was silent for a while, thinking about the possibility that it could escape unharmed after giving Ye Zhaoling a massage with its pliers, and then it said very calmly:
"Oh, you said it very well. You used a delicate storyline to describe the love and hatred between Lin Daiyu and Sun Wukong, and you also used Hua Xiong's feat of warming wine to kill Cao Cao to highlight Zhuge Liang's cunning and unscrupulous nature. Lin Chong
single arm
I cried when I watched the capture of Wu Song. It was so touching. Sun Erniang's death was not in vain! In the last part, Jia Baoyu sniped Tang Monk to death with an AK. Bajie decided to marry Pan Jinlian for the sake of his master. It also made people cry! It's really rare.
!”
Ye Zhaoling said he didn't know what nonsense it was talking about.
He Xia decided to use love to influence Ye Zhaoling's hard-hearted heart: "Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl. During one recess time, the boy wrote "I love you" on the girl's book when she was leaving.
The net weight of love is 21 grams." When the girl saw it, she cried and said to the boy, "I love you so much, but your love for me only weighs 21 grams." She ran out after saying that.
“Once the girl’s friend took her to see a movie called “21 Grams of Love.”
Ye Zhaoling complained: "What kind of vulgar romance story is this? Isn't the context coherent? Mr. Crab, if we don't have this diamond, why don't we take this porcelain job?"
He Xie rolled his eyes at her: "The girl cried after reading it. 21 grams of love refers to 21 grams is the weight of the soul, one gram is tolerance, one gram is acceptance, one gram is support, one gram is confiding, one gram
It is unforgettable, one gram is romance, one gram is communication with each other, one gram is praying for her, one gram is apology, one gram is admitting mistake, one gram is considerate, one gram is understanding, one gram is truth.
Thanks, one gram is understanding, one gram is understanding, one gram is not tolerance, one gram is not questioning, one gram is not request, one gram is not forgetting, and the last one is don’t hold hands casually, don’t let go casually. Later the girl found out that the boy left.
At that time, I was hit by a large truck. Do you understand? My love for you weighs 21 grams. I miss you, my wife! Woohoo!"
Ye Zhaoling pouted, "Come on, this guy is impressing himself again, she shouldn't waste time listening to his nonsense, it's meaningless and nutritious."
After sorting out the questions answered by everyone in the "first three days", Old Mushroom told everyone very kindly: "It is a pity that out of eleven children, only one person's answers are all true and reliable."
"You should all reflect on why you didn't answer your real answer?"
