Chapter 422: Chocolate Man: My incredible MLM method
Whenever the military training at Jingcheng University is in full swing, there is one point that is very sad to say, and it is criticized by every freshmen who undergo military training at Jingcheng University.
That is....
This is a campus so big that a fool can get lost,
Although the supermarket is not particularly far from the playground,
But it is definitely not far enough for you to take a free break and buy some cold drinks during military training.
So when I have some free time, I drink a cold drink after doing various trainings such as standing in the military posture and playing goose steps...
That's simply impossible.
(罒w罒)Young people should masturbate well and don’t think about unrealistic things.
Haha, of course, if you have a girlfriend (boyfriend) who can give you water when you first enter school,
Just pretend I didn't say it.
Therefore, for the freshmen who are in the process of military training, they cannot get the salvation of cooling down during the break. Even the cold drinks they bring will be turned into hot drinks.
so,
Military training discomfort level 100
However, it is precisely because of this that three magical boys who have recently fallen into financial crisis have an evil opportunity to make money...
Next to the trees on the edge of the playground, the 'Chocolate Box Masked Man' looked at the freshmen in military training who had begun to take a break. He bit down the last spoonful of shaved ice fiercely, and his eyes suddenly burst into light!
"Brother! Our efforts in the sun all morning have not been in vain, it's time for us to take action!"
When he heard what he said, the 'pan-handled cloak man' who was beside him was so frightened that he almost threw away the shaved ice in his hand. He also took a look at the situation, and then nodded slowly with a look of deep approval:
"It looks like it, eh, but brother, even if we prepare everything, how are we going to sell it? I don't think these high-level salted fish with their heads full of cultural knowledge will know how to do it.
Easily taken the bait."
Seeing the two of them each holding the cheapest disposable milk tea cup, squatting behind the bushes with an indescribable look, the 'Baseball Bat Hood Man' let out a long sigh.
He glanced at his side speechlessly. There was a large pickled vegetable vat stuck in the middle of the footrest, and there was an electric car with a large box on the back seat. This scene was so full of complaints that he no longer cared about complaining about the two things in front of him.
He's like a thief squatting next to someone's military training.
"Oh, brother, do you think I haven't considered this? Not to mention that my secret marketing strategy has not yet been implemented, just my incredible MLM method, and the fact that I can buy it during military training breaks
The shaved ice alone is a fatal attraction for them!”
The 'Chocolate Box Masked Man' raised the corners of his mouth and said confidently and arrogantly, but the 'Pan-Hanging Cloak Man' looked at him silently.
Brother, what you just wanted to say was propaganda, right? It must be my misunderstanding when I hear the word pyramid scheme, right...
But I turned around and glanced at the 'shaved ice stand' that I couldn't explain in a thousand words. My brother, who was obviously funny and stupid, at this time, did something magical that you can't imagine, 'pan-handling cloaked man'
I think it's better not to complain.
"Brother, let me take the liberty to ask, what is your marketing strategy...?"
Hearing him ask this, the 'Chocolate Box Masked Man' hummed and chuckled,
Then he stood up, took a deep breath, and shouted in a deep voice from Qi Luck Dantian!
“Free shaved ice! Free shaved ice here!!”
The pan holds the cloaked man: "..."
Baseball Bat Hood: "..."
puff!!!
Your stupid marketing strategy is to let us bask in the sun all morning without paying a penny, and then give away the shaved ice for free?
Let’s not talk about what our chocolate man wants to do.
First of all, just say it in this voice, it's really...
The effect is amazing!!!
The corner of the playground of Beijing University was stunned by his shouting. All the freshmen who heard it were stunned for a second, and then they were stunned for a second because of completely unbelievable reasons.
What!?
Is there free shaved ice!?
Could it be that the school finally understands the difficulties of our military training and provides us with benefits!?
This is basically the first thought of everyone who hears this voice. Then when they look in the direction of the source of the sound, what they find is not the senior they imagined.
Instead, three guys wearing straw hats, sunglasses, and beach shorts looked around, sneakily pushing an object that might be the legendary pickled cabbage jar in the far north, and appeared very covertly at the Capital University.
, a corner of the military training ground.
Military training freshmen: "..."
Wait...wait a moment....
Where should we complain about this scene...
Although the opponent's image and appearance were too suspicious, and he fell into an embarrassing situation of being silent for a while, but!
Beijing University, the most indispensable thing among the guys who can be admitted to Beijing University are outstanding students who dare to try. The three knights actually feel in their hearts...
(；￣д￣) Ah... maybe it won’t work. I suddenly feel that it would be better for us to go back...
Finally, there were a few boys who couldn't stand the sweltering heat of more than 30 degrees, and it wasn't as uncomfortable as a cold drink, so they came forward to ask.
"Excuse me, is there really free shaved ice?"
Looking at the suspicious-looking guy wearing a straw hat, big sunglasses and beach shorts in front of him, the leading boy finally asked this question in a tangled manner.
Unexpectedly....
"That's right!!! This young hero! You are right! Of course there is free shaved ice! Come on! How many of you! Is one enough for each person!!!"
The other person was unusually enthusiastic, so enthusiastic that I could say he drank a lot and handed him a disposable milk tea cup.
To be honest, the moment he felt the cold shaved ice in his hand, put a spoonful in his mouth, and felt the coldness with a strange sweetness spreading in his mouth, the leading boy felt that he had gone from hell to heaven in an instant.
Shaved ice...God forbid...there really is shaved ice...it's so good to be alive.
"Um, thank you."
As students from Peking University, they politely thanked each other, but then...
The guy wearing a straw hat, big sunglasses and beach pants waved his hands and showed a particularly bright sunny smile, as if he had just done a small thing and said with a smile:
"It's okay, you're welcome, it's two yuan a cup."
"Um...didn't you say this is free shaved ice?"
Although two yuan is a very cheap price, and they are not short of this amount of money, the leading boy still asked doubtfully,
After he asked this, he saw the other party silently push up his sunglasses with his middle finger.
She looked at him seriously, nodded slowly and spoke expressionlessly:
"Well, yes, my name is Free."
Leading boy: "..."
Other boys: "..."
puff....
This is a method of tricking people first and then collecting money...
The moment they saw the boys across from them being completely confused, Meng Lang and Gou Yu wanted to cover their faces even though they were wearing sunglasses. They almost felt their hearts bleed as they looked at Fangran's serious face.
No wonder what you just said was a pyramid scheme!
