Chapter 425: The Secret Strategy of the Three Shaved Ice Heroes
Capital University, a corner on the east side of the playground.
Still behind a certain bush, two sneaky magic boys and a helpless magic boy have appeared here.
Of course, they also promote their ‘shaved ice stall’...
"Brother, do we really have to shoot and change places like thieves?"
Meng Lang held up a small branch for concealment and stretched his neck to look at the phalanx of freshmen playing goose-stepping in the playground. While asking Fangran next to him with a speechless expression, he suddenly realized, huh? There seem to be more girls here.
Eh.
"Hmph, stupid brother, what do you know? Only in this way can we become more famous as our Three Shaved Ice Heroes. As long as more people know about it, more people will buy it, and we will make more money.
money.”
Hey, wait a minute! Captain, are you sure you want to make Shaved Ice Heroes famous with a name you just came up with!?
Seeing Fang Ran, who was also holding a small branch with both hands next to Meng Lang, replying disdainfully, Gou Yu thought with a confused look on his face, feeling that he could not accept the title of 'Three Shaved Ice Heroes' at all.
"That's right. Even if it's not to make our shaved ice heroes famous, we might as well try it somewhere else."
Meng Lang also nodded slightly and said in agreement.
No, has the name Shaved Ice Heroes been decided...?
Gou refused to accept it and began to regret telling them about the money problem. He looked desperate.
"So...it's time, brother, to beat him!"
Seeing the instructors once again announcing the start of free rest time in the afternoon, Fangran threw the branch in his hand to the ground with a 'snap', and suddenly ejected, just like the warriors rushing to the final battlefield in the story, he took off with him.
Obligatory background...
I pushed onto the shaved ice stand and rushed to the front!
Then...
...
Half an hour later...
There was no one in front of the shaved ice stand...
"Brother, do you regret it?"
Looking at the unsold shaved ice in the waste book bin on the back seat of the electric car, there were no more than twenty people who had just come to buy shaved ice.
Meng Lang stared at Fangran expressionlessly and asked.
During the freshmen's free break just now, let alone making a name for themselves, they were almost beaten into the background by the fact that no one came to buy...
"Impossible! Why is this happening? How could my perfect plan, which includes invincible marketing strategies and pyramid schemes, have any accidents?"
On the other side, Fangran covered his face with eyes of disbelief revealed between his fingers. He squatted aside and began to refuse to accept the facts.
Gou Yu looked at the waste book box in front of him. Although it was almost sold out, he knew...
There is also a sauerkraut jar of ice cubes behind him...
"The majority of freshmen in military training here are girls. I believe they are majors in Chinese and English with more girls. Unlike boys who only want to quench their thirst and don't pay attention to appearance, women prefer the ones with milkshakes and salads.
We can’t sell the exquisite shaved ice for fruit dessert, so it’s normal that only a few girls come to buy it.”
Sighing helplessly, Gou Yu looked at Fang Ran, who was squatting on the ground and had turned autistic, and slowly explained:
"Girls who can get into Beijing University are naturally very outstanding people. Their family conditions are generally not too bad and they are probably very rich. To quench your thirst, buying a cup of simple shaved ice for two yuan is probably a very good thing.
It’s a shameless thing,”
"Furthermore, because of this opportunity for freshmen and new girls to start developing their own social circles and good friends, no one wants to be thought of as such a person, so they are more likely to use their own water and sunscreen to get through it.
.”
"Damn, the reason for being so pretentious is that the military training is not tiring enough or the temperature is not high enough! What are the strange rules in these girls' social circles that can make them so arrogant!?"
Fangran couldn't help but knelt down and hammered the ground angrily, and said angrily with a honeyed attitude of hating iron but not steel.
Meng Lang looked at him silently and thought with a sweat in his heart.
?(;￢＿￢)??So, brother, who can’t understand this at all, you have never had a girlfriend until now...
Of course, since he had not yet found an effective way to counter Fang Ran's orgasmic blow, Meng Lang wisely did not complain about this.
"So, brother, should we go back to where we were in the morning? If it's now, I think it's still too late."
Meng Lang poked him and said, trying to persuade Fang Ran, who was already autistic.
But Fang Baobao, who couldn't stand this kind of grievance at all, stood up and gritted his teeth viciously:
"No! No! We, the Three Shaved Ice Heroes, can't just give up! The great thinker Mr. Lu Xun once said, where we fall, we have a barbecue! We must find a way to make our name known! Let them know how good we are!
"
rash:"......"
Brother, I may not know anything else, but these damn words must not have been said by Lu Xun!!
Gou Yu: "..."
Captain, are you determined not to give up until you hit the wall? And can we stop clinging to the title of The Three Shaved Ice Heroes, which sounds like it has something to do with the Three Gorges...
"Then brother, do you have any ideas?"
Seeing Fangran fall into this state of not listening to anyone again, Meng Lang rolled his eyes and asked.
"Hmph, regarding this, I have a secret strategy that I have prepared a long time ago that I haven't used yet."
Fangran pushed up his sunglasses and revealed a confident smile, as if he had anticipated this situation and said,
However, seeing the disbelief on his face and the autistic look on his face just now, Meng Lang and Gou Yu both thought at the same time in speechless minds,
This is definitely something he just came up with...
...
....
Soon, the free break time for the second military training arrived.
"Brother, the secret strategy you have prepared a long time ago is to yell again like you want it for free and I want no money?"
Meng Lang carried out the loading operation with an indifferent expression. However, unlike the morning when he was worried about not being able to catch up with the sales, he could now shovel slowly and steadily.
"Ahem, bro, I just started the game normally, I'm still waiting for the opportunity to use my secret strategy."
Being stared at by Meng Lang with a super cold gaze, Fangran coughed awkwardly and explained seriously.
"oh."
Meng is still indifferent and wandering.
"Brother, do you believe me?"
Seeing that he still looked unbelieving, Fangran had no choice but to speak with sincerity and emotion.
"Brother, do you know how much work I did and how much training I received in the past month just for believing your nonsense on the Pearl of the Night!?"
"Pfft! Hahaha! So that's it, brother, you were bragging to me before that you went to the beach to enjoy your summer vacation..."
"Haha, brother, before you laugh at me, think about how you spent your summer vacation..."
"...(momentary silence)"
However, just as the two were exposing each other's scars, a girl's crisp questioning voice sounded:
"Um, do they sell shaved ice here?"
The two guys who were about to get together turned around at the same time and saw a very pretty girl frowning. They seemed a little embarrassed and asked,
Her face was flushed, and the high temperature of more than 30 degrees made her hair stick to her cheeks. It seemed that she finally couldn't stand the weather, or she came here because she forgot to bring water.
"The wait is finally over."
The moment he saw this girl appear, Fangran looked up to the sky and sighed, muttering to himself.
