Chapter 453: Brother, let go! Both of us will fall!
"That monster shouldn't be able to climb up for the time being. We'd better think of a way to solve it now."
Looking at the guys in front of him who were more troubled than the last, Gou Yu felt that all his strength was being drained and sighed helplessly.
"Eh...that..."
If she didn't argue with Meng Lang, Night Crow in her normal state would still be quite delicate and beautiful. However, after hearing Gou Yu's words, she stood on top of her silver hair, F-233, who was licking her triangular ears with a cat tail, and said cautiously:
"Actually, we can let you or me use our abilities, and then the system will report an exception and kick us out..."
Gou Yu: "..."
"Captain, aren't you afraid that the Queen will find out about this and be beaten away...?"
"Tch, anyway, the transition scenes are for practice. They randomly reward junk real-life items, and let me fight the nightmare below. I would rather be beaten away by Tsundere..."
"La meow~"
Although she was frightened for a second when she heard Gou Yu say this, Ye Yao still turned around and said with a curled lips, and she felt that the F-233, which had spun a bit, was looking down on top of her head with a curious look on its face.
"That's right. If you have to fight the thing just now for something of little value, it will really outweigh the gains."
And Captain, I have confirmed that if the Queen knows that you call him that, you will definitely be beaten away...
Even Gou Yu felt uncomfortable when he thought of the strange and terrifying appearance of the E-50. Even if he knew that its combat power matched its serial number, he did not want to face it again.
Not to mention that this is based on the premise that even if you destroy it, you can only get a random real-life item, which is worthless.
"Okay, let's..."
"no--!!!"
However, just when Ye Yao was full of energy and felt that he could finally be liberated, he was full of energy and wanted to let Gou Yu use his abilities immediately so that the system could kick them out and go home to eat cakes. He encountered a female-clothed muscle demon next to him and grabbed him like a ghost.
The abyss howling on her shoulders.
"Brother, how can you be so useless? Giving up the scene is not the behavior a participant should do!"
Meng Lang, who was behind Ye Yao, had a gloomy 'kind' smile on his face, and he grabbed her shoulders with force, and his voice was so uncomfortable that it sent chills all over.
"Holy shit?! Bro, the ugly thoughts like 'I'm covered in shit are all on you, how could you just run away like this?' are all written on your face!!
!!”
"La meow(*≧Д≦)!"
Seeing Meng Lang's expression, not only Ye Crow, but also the F-233 above her head screamed in fear!
"Brother, what are you talking about? Why do you think so? I am doing this for your own good. What good things will you get as a reward if you achieve your goal?"
"I won't listen! I won't listen, damn! Brother, please let me go, I'll sue you for sexual harassment!!!"
He shuddered and looked at Meng Lang's ugly face that said, "Brother, why don't you go and try the feeling of shit?" Ye Yao started to struggle hard and shouted with rejection on his face.
"Fuck your sister's sexual harassment!! After all, it's not you who keeps pooping pooping pooping while eating!! Look, retribution is coming now, right?"
Recalling the memory of the unbearable collapse of running with shit just now, Meng Lang was also furious and roared at the night crow!
"Forehead...."
Ye Yao, who was stunned for a moment when Meng Lang said this, was embarrassed for a second, and then quickly reacted, refusing to admit it and shouting:
"It's just nonsense, there is no scientific connection between these things!"
"Damn it! You, a magical girl who cross-dresses and is a pervert, have the nerve to talk to me about science. You are so fucking stupid, bro!!"
Seeing the two people fighting again as they remembered their past grudges, Gou Yu couldn't bear to look at them and slowly covered his face.
Although it was indeed the captain who made the first move, Brother Meng...
You didn't say less, okay?
I remember the time before the summer vacation when I made breakfast every day, and instantly won over two hungry wolves who devoured my breakfast at a whirlwind speed, and then started squirting at each other without even swallowing the food in their mouths.
.
"Shit shit shit shit shit..."
"Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!!"
o(*≧д≦)o:Shi Shi Shi Shi┬─┬ Shi Shi Shi Shi Shi:ヽ(`Д′#)?
Try to be the first to disgust the other person.
Gou Yu felt that it might not be unreasonable for them to randomly choose E-50.
Ding~~
Then at this moment, the sound of the elevator arriving suddenly sounded loudly behind the three of them.
Gou Yu glanced at the elevator door curiously, then looked at the two of them doubtfully and asked:
"Did any of you press the elevator button?"
"ha?"
"ah?"
"La la meow(°?°)?"
The two people who were touching each other with their hands to try to push each other down were stunned when they heard his words, with confused expressions on their faces, saying that they had never done this before. Even the F-233 on top of Night Crow's head looked innocent.
The three of them subconsciously looked at the elevator behind them, and at this moment, Gou Yu suddenly remembered a terrifying fact!
In a scene where no one else was operating at all, only Fangran just pressed the button on the first floor.
When the elevator returns to the first floor, the only thing that can be taken up is...
"No!!!! Run!!!!!!!!!!"
The alarm bell blared, and there was no time to say anything. Gou Yu shouted at the top of his lungs and pulled the two of them out of the way of the elevator door!
However, there was no need for him to remind him, because the moment the elevator door opened a gap, Night Crow... no,
Fangran and Meng Lang both thought they had seen hell.
It was tentacles composed of dark brown sticky feces and crowded maggots, densely packed and forcibly filling the elevator space, as if it had been sealed into a can and opened...
The scene is still a scene! There is terror and ferocity that does not exist in the real world!
"vomit!!!!"
The terrifying and disgusting sight made Meng Lang, who had been splashed by such a thing just now, unable to hold back and vomit it out!
"Brother! Stop throwing up and run away!!!"
Exploding at his fastest speed, Fangran roared at Meng Lang. He didn't want to think about why such a big E-50 could fit into the elevator just now, and he didn't dare to look back and see how it got out of such a small elevator.
He just wants to get out of here as fast as he can, the sooner the better!
"Go to the next floor! Stairs! There is a safe passage over there!!!"
Rushing into the corridor, stepping on the chair and turning over the desk, Gou Yu shouted loudly. At this moment, they were as agile as apes in parkour.
Then, just as the magical boys were desperately trying to stay away from the elevator, the elevator door finally opened completely.
Sorry, I really don't want to describe that hellish horror scene.
Just the moment the elevator door opens completely!
boom!!!!
That's the torrent sound of something compressing and then exploding!!!
A sound like a flood erupting on this level roared behind them, but no one, including Gou Yu, wanted to look back and wonder what the 'flood' was!
The spreading shock became more and more intense. As E-50 found the target and no longer suppressed its body shape, the result of the sudden increase in size was that an impact instantly spread with its tentacles, instantly shattering all the glass on this layer!!
Wow!!
The three people near the office area were directly thrown away!!
"ah!"
"I go!"
"Little or!!"
"La meow~(≧w≦*)?"
The glass shattered, and the office area adjacent to the window on this floor of the office building was instantly in a mess!
The table fell over, papers flew everywhere, broken glass and chaotic debris. Gou Yu propped himself up from being dizzy after hitting the wall, and clearly recognized the reality and smiled bitterly in his heart.
Is there such a crisis in scenes with enemies of this level...
Then just as he stood up to look for Fang Ran and Meng Lang, he spotted the two people on the edge of the window!
Meng Lang's whole body fell out of the room at this moment, but Fangran leaned out, grabbed his wrist and held him up in the air!
After the office area, there is already a stench in the corridor, as if the E-50 is struggling in the small space!
Meng Lang was hanging in the air beside the building, looking at the sky above his feet, and at Fang Ran struggling to hold on to him. With the E-50 not far away, he looked at Fang Ran anxiously.
call out:
"Brother, let go! We will both fall down!!"
"Oh, that's right. Then I'll let you go, brother."
At the edge of the window, listening to Meng Lang's anxious words, which sounded like classic lines from major idol dramas and movies, Fang Ran upstairs nodded with a plain expression of "Oh, I know" and let go of his hand.
emm..
The air was silent for a second.
"F*ck!! Brother, you said you wanted me to let go, but you actually let me go!!!"
The two people who just a second ago were acting out clichéd plots on the edge of the broken window: "Let go!" "I won't!" "You will fall together too!" "Then we will die together!"
At this moment, the scene changed instantly. Fangran used his other hand to hold the edge of the window frame tightly to prevent himself from falling. He yelled and cursed at Meng Lang, who had changed his grip on him with two hands and refused to let go!
"I'll fuck you, you heartless brother! You don't play by the fucking rules, and you really can't bear to let me fall to death!!"
Meng Lang, who was genuinely anxious, was flinched by Fang Ran's sudden and violent hand. Not to mention letting him go now, he wished he could hold his whole body in Fang Ran's hand!
On the ground by the window, F-233, who was completely unaffected, looked at him with curiosity and hugged the window frame. He felt Meng Lang's heavy weight. Fang Ran, who felt that his arms were sore, roared at the outside.
:
"What a fall! Bro, have you let a dog eat your ability as a participant? Where is the shield you used that time!!"
"Well...Yada, if I use my power, brother, you won't have to fight that piece of shit."
Fang Ran: "..."
At this moment, after hearing Meng Lang's standard selfish comment of 'I can't be the only one who has been beaten by shit', Fangran silently fell into deep regret for what he had just subconsciously done to catch him...
Why did I catch my brother with such a stupid hand just now...
