In a dim residential area, a tattered Audi car had a pair of legs hanging out of the window. It clanked and slowly stopped.
laugh!
The handbrake was pulled up, the car stopped, and there was a faint black smoke.
First, a figure climbed out of the trunk with difficulty. When he saw the still scene outside, he was ecstatic about surviving the disaster and was so moved that he almost cried.
"vomit!!!"
Then Gou Yu lowered his head and vomited. He vomited out all the food he had eaten while studying a few hours ago.
boom!
The driver's door also slowly opened.
Meng Lang was hanging on the car window like a noodle, with his head on the ground. This posture was really uncomfortable, but he really didn't want to move now.
I just want to hang out quietly for a while.
Finally, there was the sound of the seat belt being unlocked, and Fangran tremblingly clutched his stomach and climbed out of the car.
Then, regardless of whether the ground was dirty or not, he just fell down on the ground and never wanted to get up again.
I just want to be so quiet for a while.
These two guys really ran for their lives all the way and were exhausted.
"What did you two bastards do? Why are there so many enemies and monsters chasing you!"
After vomiting, Gou Yu climbed out of the trunk tremblingly as one of the three, gritting his teeth as he looked at these two people who looked completely ruined.
"My heart is so tired and I don't want to explain."
"My legs are so tired, I don't want to explain."
"Asshole!! If you don't give me an explanation! I'll put you in the uncovered trunk and try what it feels like to drive a bumper car at 120 paces!!!"
Gou Yu roared!
"Um, Xiaoyou, don't get excited, this matter is really complicated."
Fangran said suddenly sweating profusely.
"Then explain it to me from the beginning!!"
Gou Yu then shouted at the two guys!
"Well, okay, here's the thing,
When I came back just now, I suddenly passed by a building..."
"Eh? Brother, could it be that you also passed that building with red light?"
"I'll go! Brother, you too!?"
"Tell the important point! Don't talk nonsense!!"
Gou Yu roared and dragged the two off-topic guys back on track.
"Oh," it was Meng Lang who spoke this time. He kept his legs bent and hung on the car window and sighed.
"I saw the building flashing red, and there were explosions from time to time. I suddenly became alert and felt something was wrong!"
Meng Lang explained seriously and seriously.
"Then what?"
Gou Yu asked.
"Then he was chased by more than fifty zombies."
Did the process make you eat it!!!
Gou Yu felt his liver hurt, it was extremely painful. He turned his head to look at Fang Ran and asked feebly with a twitching corner of his mouth:
"And you?"
"Me too. I saw the building flashing red and there were explosions from time to time. I suddenly became alert and thought something was wrong!"
"Then you were chased too, right!"
Gou Yu roared to the sky, these two bastards! Why did the editor even copy the lines?!
"Well, yes, when I turned around, I found that guy behind me."
Fangran immediately buried his face in shame, feeling a little embarrassed to face Gou Yu.
"Is there anything else?"
Gou Yu felt that sooner or later he would be pissed to death by these two guys.
"besides!"
The two of them suddenly said in unison!
"What?"
Gou Yu held his forehead, feeling tired and unloved.
"We are hungry, Xiaoyou, please make me something to eat!"
Am I your father?
Gou Yu shouted in his heart!
...
...
On the first floor of a building in the community, the lights came on and the sound of cooking smoke came from the kitchen.
Two figures were sitting next to the dining table, one holding a basin and the other holding a plate, both burying their faces in it!
Bang Chi Chi!
Bang Chi Chi!
Hey, can you two stop making pig-like noises?
At this moment, Gou Yu was wearing an apron and standing in front of the frying spoon, frying eggs and fried rice with the vegetables in the refrigerator.
"Xiao Or! You fried... bur!'s egg fried rice... bur, it's so delicious!"
"You will be a good bride in the future."
One of the two pigs next to the dinner table hiccupped and praised, while the other said something serious and nonsensical.
As if he had eaten enough and found his courage, Fangran raised his head fiercely and said to Meng Lang:
"Brother! We can't just let it go!"
Fangran slapped his chopsticks and slammed the stainless steel basin on the table.
"Oh? Brother, you mean...?"
Meng Lang also had deep eyes and a fierce look on his face, even though there were still grains of rice in the corner of his mouth...
"That's right!! We can't be chased in vain!! We haven't participated in a few night battles in total, and I feel like I'm being chased and bitten by all kinds of unknown things!!"
Fangran painfully recalled his horrific night fighting experience these past few days.
"so!!"
Fangran gritted his teeth and said fiercely. Gou Yu also looked over and saw Fangran slap the dining table!
"We want revenge!"
Fangran slapped the table and shouted with an upright look!
It seems that he has been treated unfairly.
Gou Yu rolled his eyes speechlessly, "Revenge, revenge on your sister, we are just three E-level scumbags with fighting power, how can we take revenge?"
"good!!"
Unexpectedly, Meng Lang also slapped his chopsticks! He slammed the plate in his hand onto the table! He clapped his hands and praised!
"That's right! Brother! We can't be chased in vain! Damn it, I almost got bitten on the leg just now!"
Meng Lang also looked angry!
Hey, hey, can you please stop making noise along with me!?
"Stop making trouble, how do you want to take revenge?"
Gou Yu sighed, fried himself a portion of egg fried rice, sat down and sighed.
"Let's blow it up!!!"
Fangran waved his hand and made a declaration like a terrorist!
"Well, brother, it seems a bit too much to blow it up..."
Meng Lang suddenly sweated, "I'll go, I didn't expect my brother to be so crazy, I thought he was going to drive back and crush those zombies."
I didn't expect that the building would be blown up if I disagreed...
"Yeah, it's true that I'm still a little reluctant..."
Fangran nodded and said, but Gou Yu, who was lowering his head to eat, suddenly stopped!
Snap! Slap the egg fried rice on the table!
He immediately raised his head seriously!
"What a great idea! Let's blow it up right now!"
rash:"......"
Fang Ran: "..."
Xiaoyou, did you add brain fragments to the egg fried rice you ate?
Xiaoyou, that's not what you just said.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Gou Yu looked at his nose with his eyes, his mouth with his nose, and his heart with his mouth and said seriously, and then he squeezed out his most sincere tone and said:
"Captain, Brother Lang! Those guys are chasing you all the way, coveting your body, can you bear this!?"
"If it were me, I wouldn't be able to bear it!"
"Not to mention the wise and powerful captain and Brother Lang!"
"I have such a bad temper. If I don't blow up their headquarters to take revenge! I won't feel comfortable at all!"
Gou Yu said with great righteousness!
If Ling were here, she would definitely despise Gou Yu. In just a few hours, he was already shamelessly assimilated by those two mentally retarded people, and they were talking about unconscionable things.
Fangran calmly tightened his face to prevent himself from showing the expression of 'being proud of the compliment', he frowned and said seriously:
"Yeah, as a wise and wise captain, I think what you said makes some sense."
Meng Lang also felt very comfortable when he was called Brother Lang, and he said with his head held high and his arms crossed:
"Yes! They must pay the price!"
"good!!!!!"
The three of them have the same opinion!
Fangran suddenly slapped the table!
"Decided!! Let's blow it up now!!"
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Um, by the way, I sent it on my computer, but it seemed invisible on my phone, so I also sent it on the mobile client.
