Chapter 133 The tiger's son came out of the scorpion and the tortoise jade was destroyed in the scorpion by whom
Chapter 133: The tiger came out of the coffin, the turtle jade was destroyed in the coffin, whose fault is it?
Only the grandfather, grandson, and four of him were left in the house. Feng Jiuxiao hadn't drank for a long time, so he asked the waiter what kind of wine they had. The waiter felt that he and the four of them had extraordinary bearings from the first moment they saw him. He knew that this kind of person was the most unlucky person.
When I was short of money, I deliberately showed off: "Although our store is not big, it is small and has all the internal organs! We have local Dukang, Baofeng, and Zhang Gong from Luoyang, as well as Wolong Yuye from Nanyang, Yangshao, and Huanggou are also good
, according to my recommendation, it is best to drink Dukang, which is pure in taste, activates blood circulation and removes blood stasis, has a slight fragrance, is sweet and refreshing, and has a long clean taste."
Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said: "Let's have a jar of Dukang first!"
Pepper saw that Pang Shishi's face changed slightly when he heard that there was wine, so he slapped the table and said, "You are not allowed to drink."
Pang Shiwu asked: "Why?"
Chili said: "What why? Drinking caused trouble. Huh? You asked me why just now, and now you dare to ask why?" He pinched Pang Shishi's ears, "Now you dare to question me?"
Pang Shishi grinned and said, "How dare you?"
Suddenly, I heard the little girl among the grandfather and grandson burst into laughter.
Pang Shiwu said with a sad face: "Let go, let others see the joke."
Chili raised his head and glared at the little girl, "Little girl, why are you laughing? Have you never taught your husband a lesson?"
The little girl was about twelve years old, her hair was tied into two buns, and she looked quite handsome. She knew that Chili Pepper only had a bad mouth, so she was not afraid at all. She just covered her mouth and continued to laugh.
Yuan Zishan said: "Okay Chili, let him drink some after finally relaxing."
Chili suddenly pinched Pang Shishi's ears and then let go. Pang Shishi almost cried out from the sudden pain. He rubbed his red ears and forced a smile on his face and said to Yuan Zishan, "Thank you, sister-in-law!"
Seeing Pang Shishi's expression that looked uglier than crying, Yuan Zishan suddenly started laughing too.
Pang Shishi glanced at Feng Jiuxiao again out of nowhere. Feng Jiuxiao glanced at him sideways, half-smiling and said, "Why, let's see if I'm smiling, haha." He deliberately laughed twice, "I laughed too, now it's complete."
Don’t worry about it anymore.”
The little girl with a round head couldn't hold back her laughter.
The old man patted her forehead and scolded softly: "Yu'er must not be rude!"
The little girl named Yu'er pouted and snorted, lowering her head to eat.
The Dukang wine finally arrived, and when the mud seal was lifted, the aroma of the wine overflowed. Yuan Zishan suddenly said: "Pour me a bowl too!"
Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said: "Why, you want to get drunk and relieve all your worries? Pour a little less first, the alcohol will be strong!" He poured some for Yuan Zishan, poured a bowl for Pang Shiwu, and then looked at the chili peppers that looked like copper bells.
, "Want some?"
He thought Chili Pepper would glare at him and throw knives at him. Unexpectedly, Chili Pepper put the bowl forward and said, "Full! Isn't it just wine? Let me see what's so great about it that makes you so fascinated?"
Feng Jiuxiao only poured a small amount and said with a smile: "Don't underestimate this wine. Wine is an elegant thing. It has a lot of other names."
Chili put his nose to the bowl and smelled it. He felt a spicy smell coming to his nose. He quickly held his breath and leaned back, then took a big breath, "Then tell me."
"Wine is also known as the forgetful thing, the broom, the poetry hook, the mad medicine, the wine soldier, the prajna soup, the pure saint, the turbid sage. Of course there are a lot of other names that I won't mention. Do you know the origin of this Dukang wine?
?" Feng Jiuxiao asked.
Chili Pepper said: "The origin? Isn't it brewed by a man named Du Kang? I know this! Du Kang is the only one who can relieve worries! Cao Cao said it!"
Feng Jiuxiao raised his thumb and said, "Awesome!" He raised the wine bowl and took a sip. It turned out to be good wine without watering it down. He continued, "Have you heard of the legend about Dukang brewing wine with three drops of blood?"
"No!"
"It is said that Du Kang dreamed of a divine man in white one night who told him that he needed to find three different drops of human blood within nine days and drop them into the sacred spring to get the most beautiful drink in the world. Du Kang went out into the mountains the next day to look for the three drops of blood.
When he met a scholar, he recited poems to gain favor, and asked him to cut off his finger and drop a drop of blood. Then he met a general. After Du Kang explained his purpose, the general did not say anything, and decisively cut his finger with a knife and dripped a second drop of blood.
Blood. On the ninth day, which was the last day, he searched for a long time and found no one. He only found a madman who talked nonsense and was extremely dirty. Unfortunately, the time limit was up, so he had to take a drop of his blood! Three drops of blood made up for it.
Qi, dripping into the spring, the spring water immediately rolled, the heat increased, the aroma was fragrant, and it tasted like fairy wine. Because it took nine days and three drops of blood, Du Kang named this drink wine."
"Why didn't you meet a heroine, a soldier, or a coachman?"
"Haha, the stories are all made up by people. The reason why we meet scholars, generals and madmen is because people will go through three states after drinking. In the first state, everyone is like a scholar, speaks clearly and loves to compliment each other.
, The literary spirit is quite strong! In the second state, after three rounds of wine, the love is at its peak, without saying much, just drinking it all in one gulp, just like a general who is full of pride and impassioned, looking down at the world, who else can he do but me!"
Chili Pepper said in surprise: "So magical?"
Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said: "Of course it's magical!"
Chili Pepper said: "What about the third state? You can't even go to heaven?"
Feng Jiuxiao said: "You are right, after going to heaven, in the third state, drunk people go crazy, or they fall to the ground and vomit, or they hold a basin and vomit violently, or they lie down everywhere, like stupid people who are unconscious and don't know why they are ashamed.
Things are no different from lunatics!"
Chili said "Ah" in surprise: "It's so scary, so you'd better stop drinking it!"
Feng Jiuxiao smiled and said: "Don't worry, not everyone has the ability to survive the three stages." He looked at the waiter who had just brought the dishes and turned around and left, and continued: "There are three types of people we don't want to drink with.
The first type is a person who never gets drunk after a thousand drinks. No matter how much he drinks, this kind of person will stay in the first stage. You and him are not on the same level. Drinking with this kind of person is tantamount to courting death! The second kind of person is
For people who are teetotalers, since they want to drink, it is natural for everyone to drink together. If I drink and you don't drink, you either look down on me, or you are really sick and can't drink. In either case, don't drink with them. The third type is that you drink as soon as you drink.
Drunk people don’t drink much. They get drunk as soon as they drink, and act crazy when they get drunk, which affects the drinking atmosphere.”
Chili asked: "How do you know so much?"
Feng Jiuxiao said: "Study, read."
Lai Lai nodded and said, "Well, you are learned again." She suddenly turned to look at Pang Shishi, who immediately turned to stone. He didn't know what was going to happen. Lai Lai squinted his eyes and said, "What kind of person are you?"
Pang Shiwu was so blessed that he said, "I will be whoever you want me to be!"
Chili Pepper smiled and said, "You know what I mean, I allow you to drink as much as you want today. I want to see how you are after drinking. Do you think you are a coward after drinking? Do you dare to yell at me after drinking? Is that right?"
There are people who would rather me than me, so arrogant and arrogant!"
Pang Shishi smiled awkwardly.
After the dishes were served, the wine was almost drunk. It weighed three kilograms in a jar. Feng Jiuxiao and Pang Shiwu drank most of it, while Yuan Zishan and Chili Pepper only drank a little. Both of their faces were flushed, especially Yuan Zishan.
The eyes are flowing, charming and radiant.
Yuan Zishan smiled sweetly and said: "This wine is really strong. If you drink a little more, you may not be a female general, but a madwoman."
Feng Jiuxiao was basically fine, but Pang Shishi was a little high. After all, he had one and a half kilograms of strong liquor. He was full of pride, and he did feel like he was looking down on the world, but he was finally able to restrain himself in front of Feng Jiuxiao, especially in front of Chili Pepper.
There seemed to be a fire burning in his chest!
The wind and rain outside the window were shaking.
The house was full of wine.
A flash of lightning illuminated the ground, and the waiter suddenly stared at the door in a daze.
In the wind and rain, a group of people was approaching the wine shop, and it turned out to be a group of officers and soldiers! The first person was riding a tall horse, wearing a bronze helmet and iron armor, and the remaining more than 20 soldiers were wearing infantry uniforms. The whole group was soaked to the skin.
When the officer was approaching the door, he shouted loudly: "Here comes someone! Tie the horse up!" He got off his horse and ran straight to the hall. The waiter hurriedly came forward to greet him. The shopkeeper also came out from behind the counter to greet him. The military master is here, please be polite.
Get it, otherwise the stall will be easily overturned! The shopkeeper often comforts himself, as a businessman, you have to be careful at all times, otherwise you will offend someone and the business will not be done.
As soon as the officer entered the hall, he noticed the specialness of Feng Jiuxiao's table. With his sharp eyes, he naturally saw through Yuan Zishan's identity as a woman. Although Yuan Zishan was dressed in men's clothes and had a beard on her lips, her skin was as creamy, her cheeks were red, and her eyes were flowing.
, there are so many kinds of charms between you and Pan! It makes people blush and their hearts beat wildly at the sight of it!
He felt his throat was dry and couldn't help but swallow!
From the moment he entered the room, all his expressions and movements were in Feng Jiuxiao's sight. Feng Jiuxiao felt uneasy for the time being.
Yuan Zishan is the most beautiful woman in the world. She is a man who is fascinated by her. This is normal. So as long as the officer is not looking for death, he will not get angry easily.
But Pang Shiwu was different. He felt that there was a huge energy in his chest that needed to be vented! When he saw the officer staring here, his eyes straightened, and he even swallowed. He was clearly moved. No matter it was
Whether he was looking at Yuan Zishan or Chili Pepper, as long as he looked this way again, Pang Shishi was ready to dig out his eyeballs!
Feng Jiuxiao glanced at Pang Shishi, telling him to wait and see what happens first and not to be impulsive.
The officer found a corner where he could see Yuan Zishan's full view and sat down. Twenty or so officers and soldiers rushed in like wolves and tigers, looking for a seat at random and sitting down.
Several officers and soldiers also suddenly noticed something strange about Yuan Zishan, and their eyes glowed with a wolf-like ferocious light. They must have been hungry, so they started shouting for food and wine.
If it hadn't been raining, Yuan Zishan would have wanted to leave a long time ago.
At first, only a few people dared to look at her, but as soon as they started drinking, almost every officer and soldier glanced at her from time to time. The key was that after staring at a few people, they still whispered to each other with lewd expressions on their faces.
Feng Jiuxiao held her hand and said, "If you don't like it, I'll send them away."
Upon hearing this, Pang Shishi stood up suddenly, "I'll do it!" He stood up a little abruptly, and everyone's eyes were attracted to him.
Yuan Zishan shook her head and said: "Although they are hateful, they are only asking for verbal benefits, and the crime will not lead to death. If they cross the line, then you can see what happens."
Crossing the line has two meanings. It also means one thing. Just look at it and talk about it. Don’t come this way. The green bricks on the ground have been in disrepair for a long time and have cracked a big crack, just like a natural
The boundary line separated Yuan Zishan and others from the officers and soldiers.
Don't cross the line, just don't cross the line.
The more you cross the line, the more restricted you become.
Are you here to ask for advice? Of course not! Desperados like these naturally want to take advantage of beautiful women when they see her.
At this time, a soldier deliberately shouted loudly under the influence of alcohol: "If General Zhao hadn't brought great blessings to the sky in the last battle at Jingyang City, causing thunder to kill those damn crows, otherwise we would all have died.
"
"No, if it weren't for the harassment of those crows, we would have killed all those northwest wolves!"
"That's right, the Northwest wolf, what the hell Northwest wolf, it's not like a vegetable in front of our Luoyang tiger. I chopped off seven heads in one go that day!"
Several officers and soldiers deliberately talked about some glorious and bloody deeds, and then observed the reactions of Feng Jiuxiao and the four people from time to time. They thought that those people must be scared to death, and when the time came, they would be able to molest the woman without any hindrance.
, less trouble.
Unexpectedly, the four people were indifferent, especially the tall and slightly fat boy, who had a look of boredom and even disdain on his face!
Haha, are you looking down on us? They are still young and have a bad temper! A hot-tempered officer and soldier suddenly slammed the table and cursed: "I am bleeding and fighting for my life in the front, while some pretty boys are holding the girl in the back and making love to each other. This
The world is so fucking fucked!" He deliberately looked at Pang Shiwu when he cursed!
He was thinking that as long as Pang Shishi dared to look back at him, he would break his legs today!
And Pang Shiwu was thinking just now, as long as they don't mess with me anymore, I'll just have to endure it!
When the officer slapped the table and cursed, Feng Jiuxiao knew that Pang Shishi was about to explode!
He simply put his hands in each other's sleeves and looked at the ceiling.
Since you want to seek death, there is nothing you can do.
When Pang Shishi saw Feng Jiuxiao's expression of "it has nothing to do with me", he immediately felt much more comfortable.
He felt that there was a tiger in his chest that had been locked in the iron gate for too long. The tiger should breathe free air in the vast world and gallop in the vast forest.
If the tiger comes out of the coffin and the turtle jade is destroyed in the coffin, whose fault is it?
Feng Jiuxiao looked at Pang Shiwu's increasingly majestic back, and thought to herself: You are seeking death, you have to release this tiger, and you will suffer the consequences yourself!