Chapter 1689: Listen to your wife and live a long life
The two groups of men quickly evacuated.
The Leshan faction took away Deng Xing's body, while the Twelve Taibo took away Wei Laoer's body.
Another disciple of the Leshan sect exploded into a blood mist, and the fellow disciples had no choice but to wash it with water over and over again, seven times until it was all clean! The remaining flesh and blood mixed with the swill from the restaurant and flowed into the sewer!
No one cares about the Leshan disciple who died without a complete body. Instead, everyone is interested in the sewers in Chengdu!
It is said that the sewer channels in Chengdu were built during the Qin Dynasty, and they are still in use today. They are very convenient. Every shop has a drainage outlet, and all the accumulated dirty water flows out of the city from the sewers!
On the other hand, the sewers in many famous cities in the Central Plains have long existed in name only. They have been abandoned for many years. They can only be transported to the countryside by special vehicles drawn by oxen and dumped into the river, which is costly and laborious!
Feng Jiuxiao was quite emotional about this.
Each gang left a hundred taels of silver to the waiter before leaving, and the two groups left a total of two hundred taels!
Two hundred taels of silver are more than enough to repair doors, windows, walls, and buy new tables and chairs!
After sending away these plague gods, the waiter’s heart finally fell to the ground!
He secretly rejoiced that they had left two hundred taels of silver behind!
With these two hundred taels of silver in his pocket, the big boss won't be too angry even if he sees the mess here when he comes back!
After all, the total of these destroyed bamboo Eight Immortals tables and bamboo stools is less than fifty taels!
In other words, the boss made a hundred and fifty taels for nothing this time! How many days does it take to sell big tables to earn it? It’s a blessing in disguise!
When the waiter served the food this time, Hou showed a proud smile on his little face and shouted: "Here comes the beef, here comes the beef!" The joy was beyond words! He was holding up a large tray with piles of beef on it.
It must be like a hill!
"Dear guests, this is thirty kilograms of braised beef. Eat it now. If it's not enough, I'll serve it later!" He turned around and wanted to leave, but Bigwolf stopped him and said, "You can just serve two more plates!"
They are all thirty kilograms per plate! This plate is enough for me to fill the space between my teeth!"
The waiter was startled, "What? Sir, please don't be joking! Sir, no matter how big our appetite is, I think three to five kilograms will be enough. If not, ten kilograms is enough, and it will definitely burst your belly!"
Let’s eat and see first, okay? I’m afraid of wasting it if I order too much!”
Big Wolf frowned and said unhappily: "Why did I say that you, a waiter, have money but don't make any money? Do you think I'm joking with you?"
The waiter was a little hesitant and looked at Feng Jiuxiao involuntarily.
His intuition told him that among these people, the young man in white seemed to be "good at talking" and should be their leader!
When Feng Jiuxiao saw this, he immediately smiled and said: "Little brother, just serve two more plates as he said. If you really can't eat, we can just walk around! Don't worry, I won't miss your money!" He said to Pang Shishiyi
Nodding his lips, Pang Shiwu immediately took out a few large ingots from his arms, picked out a fifty-tael piece and stuffed it into the store clerk's hand, "Go ahead, if you don't have enough money, ask me for it!" He said it with such arrogance.
!It’s great to have money! It’s enough to speak confidently!
The waiter immediately smiled and said: "That's enough, that's enough!" He took the money and happily went downstairs and went straight to the kitchen!
When he got to the kitchen, he immediately said to the cook, Old Liu: "Old Liu!"
Lao Liu was cooking, and the shovel almost danced in his hand, and the shovel jingled loudly, "What happened again?"
"Let me tell you something weird!"
"What's weird?"
"One of the foreigners upstairs has a foreigner from the Western Regions. He has a really big appetite. He ordered thirty kilograms of beef by himself, and he said it was only enough to stuff his teeth in!"
Old Liu originally wanted to say that he had seen a lot of people who could eat thirty kilograms of beef, but when the waiter said that thirty kilograms of beef was only enough for him to stuff between his teeth, he said with disdain: "That's not the case.
Isn’t that too bragging?”
"It doesn't look like he's blowing it!"
"Then let's see if he wants it again later!"
"I already asked for it, and I want another sixty pounds of beef!"
"What? Another sixty kilograms? Isn't that ninety kilograms? How many people do they have in total?"
"Seven! Two of them are women!"
"Well, the maximum two women can eat is two kilograms. Except for the man from the Western Region, the remaining four men each have to eat about fifteen kilograms of beef on average. Damn, fifteen kilograms. That's a lot of food.
Not too small!"
"Yes! Their table also had more than 20 plates of food ordered!"
"I just wanted to ask you, who was so bold that he actually asked us to serve all the dishes on the menu? It turned out to be their table! There are still twenty dishes that have not been served, plus these nine
Ten kilograms of beef, this meal, damn, these people can eat it too much, right? Are they reincarnations of starving ghosts?"
"I see that all of them are quite well-proportioned, and none of them have a big belly. What a heck!"
"After a while, I brought out all the dishes they ordered, and then I went up to the second floor to see who had such a big appetite!"
The dishes on the table are already full!
The wine is also on the two small jars again!
Looking at the fully decorated table, Yuan Zishan said in a calm tone: "Fifteen, when did we learn how to arrange the recipes, huh? I actually want to cook all the dishes on the recipe. What a grand ceremony, ah? Ten
five?"
Pang Shishi's scalp was numb, and he chuckled, "Sister-in-law, isn't this just to taste his specialties!"
Yuan Zishan said: "You can try it if you want! You can order ten of these today, ten of that tomorrow, and ten more the day after tomorrow. There is no need to order them all at once, right?" She said.
His eyes began to stare at Feng Jiuxiao!
Feng Jiuxiao immediately said solemnly: "That's right! You must remember after the fifteenth, ah, when you order dishes, you must order them in batches and at different times. You can order up to ten items at a time. Ah, can't you just stay a few more days?
Well, ah, this, ah, this way it won’t be wasted easily!”
Pang Shishi looked aggrieved, "Brother, can you stop blaming me all the time? Big Brother Big Wolf has a big appetite, so if you order too little, you won't be full!"
Big Wolf immediately said: "Fifteen brothers, what you said is wrong. I have a big appetite. You can order more steamed buns. One is not enough to order ten, and ten is not enough for you to order a hundred. Now Miss Yuan
What I’m talking about is your extravagance and waste, which is not the same thing as my ability to eat and drink. Don’t change your mind, right, Miss Yuan?”
Yuan Zishan immediately said: "That's right! I know Mr. Big has a big appetite. Of course he can order more if he's not full! As for you two, no!"
Feng Jiuxiao also felt a little aggrieved, "Your logic is wrong! According to your thinking, except Brother Big who can eat more, no one else can eat more. Why do you insist that we can't do it? You don't discriminate against me.
Two?"
Pang Shishi seemed to have come back to his senses, and immediately said: "Yes, sister-in-law, if you want to eat less, just eat less. Why can't eldest brother and I just eat more? Isn't this discrimination?"
Zeng Yong smiled and said: "Why are you being discriminated against?"
Chang Zijin also laughed and said: "Oh, you two have become so capable, you actually dare to talk back to Miss Yuan, that's amazing!"
Yuan Zishan looked at Feng Hexiao with the afterglow from the corner of her eyes, "Yeah, when did you dare to talk back to me? Your ears are itchy again, right?"
Feng Jiuxiao immediately smiled brightly, put a piece of beef and handed it to Yuan Zishan's plate, smiling softly: "Zishan, you try it first!"
Yuan Zishan finally smiled, "That's pretty much it!"
Chang Zijin deliberately pretended to be a little disappointed and said: "It's boring! He is changing the subject. You were moved by a piece of beef! You should continue to keep a straight face. I'll see what he does after a while!"
Feng Jiuxiao immediately smiled and said: "Miss Chang, I'm convinced! So proud of you!"
Chang Zijin picked up the wine bowl and took a sip. He was already drunk in the Dashu Palace, but now the strong wine entered his throat, which made him even more charming. "Okay! You remember, I let you go today."
Ma! If one day you offend my Zishan, I won’t spare you!"
Feng Jiuxiao took a quick look at Yuan Zishan and saw that there was nothing strange about her, then she smiled and said: "I will remember what Miss Chang said!" He was really careful to deal with the drunk Chang Zijin at this time! He was afraid that she would be in this situation.
It would be embarrassing if Leng said something shocking!
Seeing everyone enjoying themselves, Liu Mizhou couldn't help but feel inspired. He raised his wine bowl and said proudly, "The food and meat are here, come on, let's do it together, shall we?"
Pang Shiwu immediately stood up and held up the bowl, "Drink a drink! Have a drink!" It was obviously a bowl of h
Feng Jiuxiao also stood up and said: "Recently, everyone has been following the Song army, eating and sleeping in the open air. It has been a long time since we were as happy and lively as today, and we have a lively meal. I won't come home until I'm drunk today!"
Zeng Yong said loudly: "I won't go home until I'm drunk!"
Chang Zijin's face turned red, "I won't go home until I'm drunk!"
Liu Miezhou said: "You will not return until you are drunk!"
Big Wolf said: "I won't come back until I'm drunk!"
Just as Feng Jiuxiao was about to speak, Yuan Zishan directly held down his hand, "If you don't come home until you are drunk, he will be responsible for carrying everyone back!" She turned her head and looked back, the bright light was compelling, "Why, why don't you stay drunk?
I'll be responsible for dragging it back after it's over?"
Feng Jiuxiao chuckled, "It's good if someone at home cares about them! Of course, they won't come home until they are drunk. I will be responsible for sending them back!" He knew what Yuan Zishan was thinking! Nowadays, there are undercurrents in Chengdu and the situation is complicated. If everyone is really drunk,
Damn it, maybe something unexpected will happen!
Keep him awake and there's nothing wrong with him!