Lin Changyu and Hei Dazhuang stood on the roadside, staring at the stall owner for a long time, waiting for him to come and pick them up.
As a result, from watching the painting to opening the coconut, until his legs were numb, he was so stunned that he didn't want to raise his head to look at them. He only focused on coaxing his little soulmate the whole time.
Serving tea, pouring water, opening coconuts and handing out fruits, they are extremely attentive.
Finally, Lin Changyu couldn't bear it anymore, walked up to him and slapped the table aggressively, "Fat Wei, are you here to find someone, or are you here to coax the baby?"
Wei Pang looked up blankly and saw the first words from his old acquaintance: "Master Lin, are you alive?"
The second sentence: "No, I'm here to sell coconuts."
Lin Changyu: "???"
He was slightly moved when he saw his subordinates setting up a stall at the pier just to find him.
Now tell him, you are overthinking, I just want to sell a coconut?
"With your boss gone, are you still in the mood to sell coconuts?"
Wei Fat: "Manager Zhang said that the sea water is too strong and you will definitely not survive if you fall in. The search is in vain. I might as well sell the coconuts and buy you a better coffin."
"Fat Wei, don't be too outrageous!"
"It's not me who said it, it was Manager Zhang." Wei Fat emphasized, and then took credit for himself in a eloquent manner: "But I always felt that you were not dead, so I specially made a portrait. You see, I painted you like it, right?
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Wei Pang proudly spread his masterpiece on the table and asked Lin Changyu to appreciate it.
Seeing the two groups of ink dots on the paper, Lin Changyu finally couldn't hold back the big-eared words he had put down several times, and covered Fatty Wei's face firmly, "Take your drawings and get out!"
"Where are you going? I still have to guard the stall." Fatty Wei pointed at the smoking teapot, looking like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
Lin Changyu kicked him cruelly, "I'll take a look at the stall. You go and call Zhang Yong for me!"
He wanted to ask what this guy was thinking about!
The boss fell into the sea. He was not in a hurry to fish it out. Instead, he was in a hurry to make money to buy a coffin. Is it a human thing?
Fatty Wei accepted the painting aggrievedly, and before leaving, he did not forget to remind Lin Changyu not to accept the coconut money from his little friend.
"Do you need to remind me?" Lin Changyu glanced at him with a knife. After they left, he picked up the teapot and poured himself two cups of herbal tea.
After drinking, he lowered his head and saw Xiaotuanzi holding a coconut, looking up at him with bright eyes.
Lin Changyu: "Is something wrong?"
Yan Yan turned her head and pointed to the friends standing in a row opposite the stall, "They are all thirsty."
Lin Changyu immediately understood her subtext and said generously: "Let them come over and take whatever they want to eat... Da Zhuang, go and call the village chief and others over for tea."
With the permission of the stall owner, Yan Yan ran all the way to her friends and said, "Everyone, please line up quickly and come over to drink coconut juice!"
"Drink coconut juice! Drink coconut juice!" A group of kids lined up in the same formation as they usually do when listening to stories, and followed Yan Yan's footsteps into the drink stall.
"I, eldest brother, have a drink with the second brother, third brother, sister Yueya, sister Yingzi have a drink..."
Yan Yan held a coconut in one hand and counted the number of people in the other. Every time she counted three people, she used a branch to draw a line, and finally she drew six lines.
She counted six more fingers and found Lin Changyu, "Uncle Lin, the three of us will share a coconut. We want a total of six coconuts. Is that okay?"
Lin Changyu stood up directly and pulled out all the large wooden boxes containing coconuts behind him. "It's worthless little things. You can drink them as you like. No need to save them for me."
"Wow!" Looking at several large boxes full of coconuts, Yan Yan was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth. "There are so many coconuts, Uncle Lin, you are so rich!"
Lin Changyu smiled, "This stuff is everywhere in Qiongzhou. The pigs are too lazy to eat it. It's worthless, so don't be polite to me. Drink as much as you want."
Yan Yan nodded wildly, like a wealthy landlord who got rich overnight, happily guarding the wooden box and handing out coconuts to his friends.
The first one was originally going to be given to Qingbai, but the short-sighted Shu Mingliang cut it off, "I am an elder, and you must respect the old and care for the young, so the first one must be given to me."
"Okay." Yan Yan obediently handed over the big coconut.
"How do you eat this thing? Just chew it?" Shu Mingliang, who saw a coconut for the first time in his life, was at a loss to take a bite. He looked over it over and over, and finally chose a position that was pleasing to his eye, and took a big mouthful.
After biting one mouth, the coconut was unscathed and the tooth was gone.
Moreover, he lost two of them at once, becoming a veritable slut.
"Mom, my tooth has fallen out, wuwu, my tooth has fallen out!" Shu Mingliang threw away the coconut, held the bloody front teeth in his hands, looked up at Mrs. Shu, with tears in his eyes.
"It's just two teeth. Listening to your cry, I thought your mother was gone." Mrs. Shu handed over a bowl of herbal tea in disgust, "Drink some water and rinse your mouth."
Shu Mingliang cried and stretched out his hand in front of his mother, "What should I do with my teeth?"
"What should I do? Haven't you ever heard that dogs lose teeth when they are eight years old? Other children start to lose their teeth when they are six or seven years old. You are already eight years old. If you don't lose your teeth, your mother and I will be the ones crying."
Mrs. Shu glanced at him sideways and put the tea bowl into his hand without any explanation, "Hurry up and rinse your mouth. I'll ask my mother-in-law to open a coconut for you. Open two and repair the lost tooth."
Shu Mingliang burst into tears and smiled, revealing his gaping teeth.
"Eh~" Mrs. Shu turned her head away with a complicated expression. She was so stupid, so stupid that it was blinding.
The herbal tea stall only had a kitchen knife, but it was too slow to open the coconut, so the old lady asked her grandson to bring Shu Mingyi's carpenter's tools over, and they used hammers and chisels, and the speed was indeed much faster.
Seeing her grandma banging coconuts so hard that she felt itchy, Yanyan took out a small hammer, brought in an extra-large coconut, and started smashing it too.
"eighty!"
With a roar of anger, the hammer fell, and Xiaotuanzi's hands were numb, but the coconut didn't move at all.
Hey, she doesn't believe it.
Yan Yan moved her fat arms and continued: "Eighty!"
The coconut shook a little, but no skin or flesh was hurt.
Xiaotuanzi got angry and started a chain attack mode by swinging the hammer: "Eighty! Eighty! Eighty..."
Mrs. Shu next to her frowned when she heard this, "Yan Bao, slow down, slow down... Oops, don't smash it, it will break."
Yan Yan stopped her frenzied smashing and looked down, "Where is it cracked? No."
Old Mrs. Shu stretched out her hand and brought up a chisel, "Here, isn't this cracked?"
Yan Yan: "..."
"This doesn't count, does it?"
"Why doesn't it count? It was you who smashed it. Grandma saw it with both eyes."
The old lady was afraid that she would be stubborn and continue to be "eighty", so she took a preemptive strike, picked up the coconut and stuffed it into her hand, "Drink it quickly, it will leak out in a while."
"Okay." Yan Yan compromised, reluctantly holding the coconut and taking a big sip.
It's sweet in the mouth and fragrant on the lips and teeth, this is it!
“Delicious!”
The depression caused by not being able to break open the coconut was instantly cured by this sweet bite.
Yan Yan held the coconut in her hands and drank heavily, making a loud "gu dong gu dong" swallowing sound.
Lin Changyu was attracted by the sound, lowered his head, and saw Xiaotuanzi smacking his lips with a cute smile, like a greedy little cat that got its wish of eating dried fish.
It looks so cute, it makes me want to feed it more.