Koi Fubao is three and a half years old, seven uncles are vying for pet Chapter 013: The whole village, young and old, went down to the pond to catch fish
Chapter 013: The whole village, young and old, went down to the pond to catch fish
"I'll give you the small fish and shrimp, but I want to take such a big carp for myself. Why do you think it's so beautiful?"
"If your own son can't catch fish, he will go and grab it from others. I think you are the toad marrying a fairy. You are ugly but you want to be beautiful!"
Shu Mingliang was influenced by his mother, and he was no less good at scolding people.
Mrs. Zhang glared and yelled angrily: "What are you so embarrassed about, little bastard? Do you talk to your elders like this?"
"Mother-in-law, didn't you hear? Uncle Seven said you were a toad marrying a fairy. You look ugly but you want to be beautiful." Yan Yan answered in a sweet voice.
A sentence that was originally very funny became even more funny when Xiaotuanzi said it in a very serious tone.
A group of half-grown men burst out laughing, and deliberately shouted "Toad" to Mrs. Zhang in a deliberately inappropriate tone.
Mrs. Zhang was annoyed. She stretched her neck to grab the barrel and cursed: "Hand over the fish to me! Once the fish is divided, I will teach you little bastards a lesson!"
Naturally, the children refused to listen to her and stood firmly in front of the bucket with their arms raised.
Mrs. Zhang started to push people before she could squeeze through. The three older ones stood firm and had nothing to do, but the youngest Yan Yan suffered.
The short legs swayed and swayed, and they fell into a big butt squat.
Mrs. Shu, who came in a hurry, happened to see this scene and rushed to Tianling Gai with anger.
His seventh uncle and grandpa's business, even if they were robbing fish, they actually attacked a three-year-old baby. Do you want to lose face?!
The wind blew under Mrs. Shu's feet, and she rushed into the crowd. She raised the broom in her hand and slapped Mrs. Zhang hard. The autumn wind swept the person into the mud puddle like a fallen leaf.
Mrs. Zhang was stuck in the mud and had difficulty moving around. She finally managed to get up after eating several mouthfuls of smelly mud.
"Fang Guizhi, you old shrew, tigress! You are unreasonable, you only know how to hit people!"
"Are you a fucking human being? You're not even as good as the yellow dog owned by the poor man at the entrance of the village!"
Mrs. Shu jumped off the river ridge immediately, waving her broom and acting like a monkey, making people roll around in the mud.
"You are an old woman who is several dozen years old. You are here fighting for fish with a few little kids. If you can't get it, you start beating them. Is this what a human being can do?"
Mrs. Zhang plausibly said: "Who stole the fish? I was helping everyone look after the fish! But it was you who brought the public fish to your own house, how shameless!"
"Returning the government's fish? The children touched a few small fish and shrimps. Are you so angry?"
As Mrs. Shu spoke, she looked back carelessly and was shocked.
"This...you caught all of this?"
Shu Mingwen patted the bamboo basket on his waist and said, "There is another basket here."
God!
Mrs. Shu was so shocked that one of her eyes bulged into two eyes. Could it be that the men who caught fish yesterday were all blind? How could they miss so many fish?
The villagers who heard the sound and came to see the fun saw the barrels full of big carp, and the fat loach was also dumbfounded.
"So many fish? You must be so lucky!"
"Look at the meat on this carp, it's so fat!"
A group of people gathered around the barrel and pointed, envious and greedy.
Seeing this, Mrs. Zhang became more emboldened and shouted loudly: "Fang Guizhi, while everyone is here, you still divide the fish smoothly. If the trouble continues, everyone's faces will be..."
Half of the words were said, and I don’t know who was the leader. Dozens of people rushed into the fish pond like dumplings and started scratching in the mud with their hands and feet. How could they care about old lady Zhang?
The village chief said yesterday that you can catch any fish in the pond.
There are so many fish, you would be a fool not to catch them!
"Hey, what are you doing here? Share the fish!"
Mrs. Zhang couldn't find any help and was so anxious that she finally saw the village chief who came after hearing the news and shouted quickly: "Village chief, come and seek justice. Fang Guizhi wants to take the government fish home!"
The village chief ignored her and ran straight to Shu Mingwen. He glanced at the fish in the bucket and opened his mouth in shock, "You..."
"Mingwen and the others caught them in the pond." Mrs. Shu explained and then said: "Village chief, do what you said yesterday still count?"
The village chief immediately understood the meaning of her words. He waved his hands calmly and said, "Of course it counts. Am I the kind of person who doesn't mean what he says?"
In my heart, I secretly scolded the men who picked up the fish several times.
A bunch of blind people, do they have eyes on their butts? They can’t even see such a big fish.
Mrs. Shu raised her eyebrows and smiled, "I know that the village chief is the most sensible person, unlike some people who only mess around."
Mrs. Zhang, who only knows how to mess around, still refuses to give up and continues to encourage the village chief: "Village Chief, as long as you say a word, we can divide the fish. Isn't the fish delicious?"
"If you want to eat fish, just catch it yourself. Why are you always staring at what's in other people's buckets?" the village chief yelled angrily.
He was confused, was there something wrong with Mrs. Zhang's brain?
Even though he knew he couldn't defeat Fang Guizhi, he still approached him again and again.
It's really the old monk's wooden fish, something that needs to be hunted.
Mrs. Zhang was scolded, but before she could retort, she turned around and was glared at by Mrs. Shu.
"I'm in a good mood today, so I won't argue with you anymore. If you dare to dance wildly next time, I will tear your face to pieces!"
After saying that, Mrs. Shu threw the broom to Shu Mingwen, picked up the bucket with one hand, held Yan Yan with the other, and told the other four: "Watch the remaining fish, I will come to pick you up later."
Yan Yan looked at the busy villagers in the pond, unwilling to leave, "Grandma, I want to stay and catch fish, and catch a lot of fish."
"Yan Baobao, there are too many people here, and there is also a bad woman who likes to hit people. We don't want to play here."
Mrs. Shu lovingly touched her little crotch and pulled her away.
After carrying all the fish home, Mrs. Shu poured them all out and picked them up.
There are five carps in Guangda, and there are also some small fish such as crucian carp, white stripes, and wheat ears. The rest are river shrimps, loaches, and eels.
Among them, loaches were the most numerous, estimated to weigh forty to fifty kilograms.
Old Mrs. Shu smiled from ear to ear and cheerfully instructed Mrs. Sun: "First wash the small fish and shrimps, leave them alone and cook them at night.
The carp is still the same as before, two are left to eat and the rest are smoked and dried.
Put the loaches and eels in the water for a day and eat a few kilograms, then dry the rest and save them for later consumption."
Although the family has not yet run out of food, it is always good to be prepared. Who knows how long this drought will last?
Mrs. Sun recovered from her initial surprise, moved the wooden basin for washing clothes, and while picking up fish and shrimps, she asked her mother-in-law about the situation in the fish pond.
Yesterday, there were fish in the village, and she went to see them. They were quite clean.
Mrs. Shu didn't say anything, but Shu Qingsong shouted excitedly: "Uncle Six is the eel mother, the loach father, and the carp uncle!"
Sun: "?"
How come they are related to the loach and the eel?
Mrs. Shu: "?"
When did she give birth to a carp girl?
Shu Mingwen scratched his head and explained shyly: "I don't know what happened. Those fish and shrimps jumped into my arms and burrowed into my hands."
"Jump into your arms?" Mrs. Shu was startled. She felt something was strange. She thought for a moment and turned to look at Yan Yan, who was holding her cheeks and sighing.
Xiaotuanzi found his grandmother looking at him, his eyes lit up, and he immediately broke out into a big smile, "Grandma, do you want to catch fish?"