When it was over, the second brother called her aside. Did he want to beat her?
Then should she fight back?
Xiaotuanzi followed Qingbai hand and foot, his eyes rolling all the way.
Finally, she decided that if the second brother's beating did not hurt, she would not fight back for the sake of her eldest aunt.
If the beating hurts too much, she would give it a few more blows.
Otherwise, she will look too good.
After thinking a lot, Xiao Qingbai bowed and said to her: "I'm sorry."
"Yes, sorry?"
The second brother is actually apologizing to her?
Yan Yan was flattered.
In the past, at that house, my cousin always liked to rob her of things and would never admit her mistake after robbing her. Not only that, she would also beat her secretly and scare her.
But the second brother actually admitted his mistake to her!
Yan Yan's young mind was instantly healed. She showed a big smile to Qing Bai and said, "It doesn't matter, as long as the second brother doesn't get angry."
Hearing this, Qingbai's already red cheeks blushed a little more. It's so embarrassing that the eldest brother is not as generous as his younger sister.
The little guy lowered his head shyly and gently pulled down Yanyan's sleeve, "Sister, let's dig wild vegetables together, and I'll help you."
"Shh, wait a minute, there seems to be something moving over there."
Yan Yan put a finger to her mouth, and the cat looked furtively toward the grass on the left.
Qingbai turned around and saw two particularly beautiful fat pheasants hiding in the weeds!
"Catch pheasants and eat the meat!"
Xiao Qingbai dropped a word and rushed into the grass like a whirlwind.
Yan Yan followed closely behind, running so fast that the hair on her head flew up.
The pheasant was frightened and flew up with fluttering wings. However, it did not run away. Instead, it flew towards Shu Mingliang who was counting pheasant eggs with his butt raised, and pecked hard at the two buttocks.
"Ouch!"
Shu Mingliang screamed, covered his buttocks and ran away.
After running for two steps, I thought of the wild eggs I had worked so hard to pick up, and my heart suddenly turned back.
Then he continued to run away crazily while holding the wild eggs.
Two pheasants chased their pursuit, while pecking people, making a "giggle" call.
"Help! My butt is going to burst!"
Shu Mingliang held his balls with both hands, twisted his buttocks and screamed.
When Mrs. Shu and others saw this, they quickly put down their things and came to support. Those who caught wild eggs, caught pheasants, and helped cover their buttocks. The scene was chaotic.
Fortunately, they had more people and strength, and in the end they not only helped Shu Mingliang save his butt, they also harvested two pheasants.
Old Mrs. Shu was holding one in each hand, grinning from ear to ear with joy, "What a fat pheasant! Let's raise it for two days when we go back. When the fish is gone, we will kill the chicken and stew it!"
"Eat chicken!"
Several cubs cheered for joy.
Only Shu Mingliang looked sad and groaned, "Oh, my butt hurts so much, it hurts more than sitting on a brazier."
Mrs. Shu looked disgusted and said, "Okay, don't cry. I'll kill the chicken later and give you a piece of meat."
"No, at least two yuan."
Shu Mingliang used his fingers to bargain.
"Two yuan, just two yuan, here..."
Before he finished speaking, two more pheasants jumped out of the grass not far away, and just like before, they rushed straight towards Shu Mingliang.
Mr. Shu Mingliang was dumbfounded, "No, no, why are they still looking for me! I don't have the wild eggs in my hands either!"
"What are you doing standing here stupidly? Run away!"
Mrs. Shu quickly pushed her stupid son, pushed the pheasant into Sun's hand, turned around and pounced on the pheasant.
The pheasant crowed twice, jumped over Old Mrs. Shu nimbly, stretched its neck and rushed towards Shu Mingliang's buttocks.
Yan Yan was hurriedly coming up with ideas: "Uncle Qi, lie down quickly. The pheasants won't be able to peck your ass if you lie down!"
When Shu Mingliang heard this, he thought it was a good idea. Just as he was about to lie down, he lowered his head and looked at his pants/crotch, and ran faster.
Forget it, let them peck your butt.
It hurts more when pecked elsewhere!
"My ass! Save my ass!"
Shu Mingliang howled as he ran, covering his buttocks with his hands behind his back, his legs spread wide apart due to the pain, and his upper body twisted and twisted, like a rampaging gorilla.
The two pheasants were as if they had been beaten to death, and they were attacking so fast that even if Mrs. Shu grabbed their wings, they still had to stretch out their heads and peck him before they stopped.
After a lot of struggle, the two pheasant warriors were defeated again by Mrs. Shu's ruthless hands.
Shu Mingliang was also afraid of being pecked. He knelt down in the hay with only his head exposed and refused to come out.
Mrs. Shu tied up the four pheasants, threw them in front of him, and warned: "Then you just watch the pheasants here, while your sister-in-law and I will look elsewhere to see if we can still find pheasants."
Shu Mingliang silently moved back a few steps, waved his hands in tears, and was about to refuse, but thinking of the delicious chicken, he bit the bullet and agreed.
"Go, but don't go too far. If a chicken comes to peck me again, you must come and save me quickly."
"Don't worry, it's around here and won't go far."
Mrs. Shu gave him a comforting look, turned around and left, but couldn't help but laugh.
When others are lucky, the carp jumps into their arms.
When it was his turn, he turned into a pheasant and pecked his ass. What a bad luck.
A group of people rummaged through the haystacks for more than half an hour, and finally harvested six nests of pheasant eggs and two large pheasants.
When Shu Mingliang saw it, he crawled out of the grass on his hands and knees and asked them curiously: "Who did the pheasant peck this time?"
"I didn't peck anyone." Yan Yan carefully picked up the pheasant wings and showed them to him. "Their wings are broken and they can't fly. Grandma caught them as soon as she stretched out her hand."
Shu Mingliang: "..."
Does it mean he should be unlucky if he co-authors it?
Mrs. Shu gathered together today's harvest. There were two baskets of wild eggs alone, plus the wild vegetables dug earlier, the container she brought when she came was almost full.
Yan Yan also brought her own little basket and showed it off to Mrs. Shu: "Grandma, look, it was all dug by Yan Bao."
Mrs. Shu lowered her head and took a look. There were wild vegetables inside, but most of them were inedible weeds...
Just, it's embarrassing.
But as for her own child, even if she digs out two pieces of bird poop, she still has to close her eyes and praise her.
"Our Yanbao is awesome. He is so capable at the age of three. How can he be so good when he grows up?"
Yan Yan smiled so hard that her eyes narrowed, "Hehe, when I grow up, I will make a lot of money and become the richest person!"
"As expected of the daughter of our Shu family, she has a lot of potential!"
Mrs. Shu continued to brag without thinking. After she finished boasting, she took out the kettle from her waist and said, "Here, drink the rest of the water in the kettle and go home. Let's come back tomorrow."
Yan Yan took the kettle without drinking it, turned around and handed it to Qing Bai, smiling and saying: "Second brother, drink first."
Qingbai raised his little hand. There was nothing in it, but it gave the impression that it was so heavy that he couldn't lift his arm.
He blushed and turned his head and whispered: "Sister, drink first, and I will drink after sister finishes."
Mrs. Sun heard the conversation between the two and smiled happily.
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