Looking at the men waiting in front of him, the bandit leader spat and smiled, "Hey, the people in your village are still tough. I just don't know if it's your heads or the knife in my hand that's tough!"
The bandit leader thrust his machete into the soil arrogantly, trying to scare the villagers in front of him with his momentum.
As a result, the rusty blade was not very strong, and it broke when it was thrown to the ground.
The bandit leader stumbled and almost fell down in front of everyone.
The villagers burst into laughter, and their original nervousness and fear faded a lot. The village chief took this opportunity to boost morale: "Folks, grab the weapons in our hands and go ahead and drive these bandits out of Yaoshui Village!"
"Come on, drive away the bandits and guard our food bags!"
The villagers shouted and rushed towards the bandits with high morale. No matter they were white-haired old men or teenagers, no one hesitated to back down.
But the bandits were not freeloaders. They swung their machetes and faced the villagers' sticks menacingly.
In a fight with real swords and guns, someone will definitely be injured. Soon, some villagers were cut on their arms and legs, and they screamed in pain.
In the dark corner, Yan Yan was so anxious that she kicked her feet wildly, "Hurry up and strike them with thunder, strike them away, hurry up!"
What if my grandfather and uncles were hacked to death by bandits?
"It's brewing, don't worry, don't worry..."
The little green dragon answered in an angry voice, the tentacles on its head swinging wildly, and finally choked out a big sneeze.
With the sound of "A sneeze", a thunder fell from the sky.
Behind the chaotic crowd, the bandit leader was holding up a half-broken machete and shouting: "Brothers, charge..."
Before he could utter the word "Ah", thunder fell on his head.
The bandit leader spit out black smoke and fell straight down.
Not far away, the lazy bitch No. 1 discovered that the boss had collapsed. He rushed over with a roar, stretched out his fingers to check his breathing, and found that the man was completely dead.
The two gangs who were fighting fiercely were also stunned by the sudden thunder, and they stopped fighting one after another.
Everyone's eyes fell on the bandit leader.
"Our boss was struck to death by lightning?"
I don't know which bandit muttered something, and the other bandits also panicked. The boss is dead, why don't they do it?
At this time, the village chief carried the hoe and laughed: "Did you see, this is the consequences of doing evil, God can't stand it, lightning will strike you!"
Dogleg No. 1 stupefiedly touched the bandit leader who had been burned by lightning. His body trembled and he ran towards the entrance of the village without even using the knife.
When running away, you are afraid of someone taking the lead. If one person runs away, others will quickly follow.
In the blink of an eye, dozens of bandits were gone.
The villagers couldn't believe their eyes, "We beat the bandits away?"
"Did you beat him away?"
The village chief replied: "It's obviously because God couldn't bear the suffering of the people of Yaoshui Village, so he sent down thunder to help!
Therefore, we should thank God, put down our weapons, kneel down and kowtow to God."
A group of people obediently put down their weapons and knelt on the ground. They were originally going to kowtow to the entrance of the village, but the body of the bandit leader was right there. It was too unlucky, so they changed directions.
Everyone bent down and kowtowed devoutly, and when they raised their heads again, they saw a black shadow emerging from under the big tree facing them.
The village chief's eyes widened in shock, right? They couldn't really bring the gods to their knees, right?
But this god seems a bit short, not as tall as the legs of his table...
When they were puzzled, the black shadow suddenly moved, and gradually took steps towards them.
The village chief nervously grasped the corners of his clothes, not daring to express his anger.
At this moment, Xiaotuanzi's milky voice suddenly sounded in front of him: "Why are you all kneeling? Is there any money on the ground to pick up?"
As he said that, he also knelt down, lay on the ground and rummaged carefully.
village head:"……"
Villagers: "..."
The atmosphere at the scene was awkward for a while.
Old Shu touched his forehead and said with an awkward smile: "Haha, what, it's getting late, everyone should go back and rest, Yan Bao, let's go back too."
After that, he ran to the front despite everyone's blazing eyes, picked up the little dumpling and ran away.
Several men carrying hoes and kitchen knives chased after him like crazy.
After returning home and entering the room, Old Man Shu put his hands on his hips and laughed wildly: "Hahaha, my granddaughter is so awesome! As soon as she appeared, the whole village kowtowed to her, and asked who else in our village had such treatment.
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"You should keep your voice down, let the neighbors hear it, and they will come with a hoe to beat you tomorrow!"
Mrs. Shu pinched him and turned to look at Yan Yan, "When did you run out? Why didn't you say a word? Are you hurt?"
Yan Yan shook her head: "No, Yan Yan is hiding behind the tree so others can't see her."
Mrs. Shu knew in her heart that tonight's thunder was related to her, and she also knew that she was worried about her family members sneaking out, so she was reluctant to say a word of blame.
He reached out and took her into his arms, and said warmly: "Next time, don't run around. Swords don't have eyes. What if I hurt you? Even if I have to go out, I have to call my grandma, do you hear me?"
"I know." Xiaotuanzi nuzzled into her grandmother's arms, her fat paws hugged her arms, and soon fell asleep.
Two people were talking in her dream, and one of them kept chattering, making her unable to sleep.
Yan Yan opened her eyes angrily and found that she was lying in a mass of fog. There was a bright light in the middle of the fog, and in the bright light stood a man in green clothes.
Xiaotuanzi blinked her heavy eyelids several times, and finally realized, isn't this man the old god who saved her?!
The old god seemed very angry, with a stern face, which looked quite scary.
But the majestic little green dragon in front of her was as timid as a worm at this moment, and was sitting at the feet of the god, wiping his tears in grievance.
"Hey, little green insect, why are you crying?" Yan Yan ran to it and stretched out a finger to wipe its tears.
But Xiao Qinglong didn't appreciate it. He whined and turned his head in another direction and muttered: "It's all your fault for urging me to sneeze, which ended up killing people and causing me to be scolded by the old man."
It turned out to be because she was scolded by her master...
Yanyan looked at the old immortal with a calm expression, and then at the pitiful little Qinglong who was crying, and felt guilty.
Finally, he mustered up the courage to say, "Grandpa Fairy, why are you scolding the little caterpillar? I made it thunder and strike people. If you are angry, just scold me. I promise not to talk back."
The little green dragon moved its tentacles, and instantly felt that Yan Yan's petite body was a bit majestic.
Wow, Xiaotuanzi actually protects it, this is so touching to the dragon!
Little Qinglong stepped forward, trying to resist the old god's anger with his small body, "I killed the man, so you can punish me if you want, and don't curse Yanyan!"
Emperor Qinghua: "..."
What did he curse?
From the time he showed up until now, he has only asked, "I heard you killed someone?"
The rest is just little Qinglong Baba complaining, okay?