Chu Ze, Yin Ziting: "Greetings to all the viewers! If nothing else happens, this book will be on the shelves at 12 noon tomorrow. Thank you for your support to get to this point."
Throw flowers!
They both threw petals at the same time.
Chu Ze took out the small notebook and said, "Let's talk about the issue of updating it. After it is put on the shelves, the author will change it to a large chapter, about 5,000 words.
On the day it was released, it had 20,000 words, that is, four chapters, which is equivalent to ten chapters of one chapter with 2,000 words today.
After that, there will be two chapters every day, totaling 10,000 words."
Yin Ziting asked curiously: "Is the author disabled? Even if he travels at a speed of 1,000 hours an hour and sleeps four hours a day, excluding an hour for eating and going to the toilet, there are still 19 hours. Why only 10,000 words are updated every day?"
Chu Ze sighed slightly: "Because the author is a waste."
Yin Ziting said pitifully: "Brother Chu Ze, can you think of a way? I want to make more appearances, and I want to add more scenes!"
Chu Ze smiled and said: "Then let me tell you the rules for adding updates. The leader of the alliance will add one chapter (5000 words), and the silver alliance will add ten chapters! This author is thinking nonsense. Which reader would reward such a waste like him?
Rich?"
Yin Ziting's eyes were full of disappointment: "I don't think it's possible. It seems that we can't add more updates."
Chu Ze rolled his eyes and said: "There are also rules for adding new chapters for the first time. If you exceed three thousand, you will receive one chapter. If you exceed four thousand, you will receive two chapters. If you exceed five thousand, you will receive three chapters. And so on. I simply don't know this stupid author.
What do you think? If Sanqian Zhuidu dares to make such an addition to the rules, he is probably out of his mind!"
Yin Ziting: "Oh, what a strange author. Our life is so miserable. Why should we follow this kind of author to earn a living? Why don't you, brother Chu Ze, kill the author?"
Chu Ze smiled awkwardly, scratched his head, and said in a low voice: "It's okay to be gay, but if we really kill him, won't we lose our jobs? Forget it, spare his life."
Author: "Don't forget to tell everyone that I still have three days off every month!" (I don't have to ask for it, but I have to have it. If something unexpected happens, I will definitely ask for leave. And sometimes I really need to rest and adjust)
Chu Ze and Yin Ziting took out their belongings and threw them at the author like crazy!