Chapter 1030 Don't talk about other people's strengths or weaknesses behind their backs
When Bi Jun saw Lin Xiaoming taking his pulse, he frowned deeply and said nothing.
After waiting for a while, she finally couldn't help but ask, "Lin Xiaoming, am I hopeless?"
Lin Xiaoming didn't answer the question, "Sir, did you feel that I had something in your body just now?"
Gao Siyi on the side felt like rolling his eyes. What this guy said didn't sound serious at all!
"Yes!" Bi Jun nodded, "And it's very clear."
Lin Xiaoming was puzzled, "This shouldn't be the case!"
"Why shouldn't it be?" Bi Jun defended a little unhappily, "I'm just paralyzed, not dead. I'm still conscious."
Lin Xiaoming shook his head, "That's not what I meant!"
Bi Jun asked, "Then what do you mean?"
Lin Xiaoming had no choice but to explain seriously, "What I used for you just now is to feel the pulse with internal energy. What you can feel is the internal energy in my body. Only those who have practiced internal energy can feel my breath. Ordinary
People have no feelings at all.”
Bi Jun asked, "Does it have to be someone who knows internal strength?"
Lin Xiaoming nodded, "Yes!"
Bi Jun asked again, "Are there no exceptions?"
"Well, as far as I know there is no such thing!"
Bi Jun also spoke now.
Lin Xiaoming thought for a while and asked, "Sir, have you ever been penetrated like this before?"
Gao Siyi on the side just rolled his eyes this time, because what he said was not only inappropriate, but also not polite at all.
Bi Jun answered extremely seriously, "No, this is my first time, and you are also the first."
Gao Siyi couldn't stand listening anymore. The two of them were talking like a train, making dirty noises, and she could almost hear the scene.
However, Lin Xiaoming didn't say anything. She had to keep her ears open even if she didn't want to listen.
"Your situation is a bit complicated!"
Bi Jun sighed and said, "It's not complicated. Can I just stay paralyzed?"
Lin Xiaoming was not an expert on the eight meridians, so he was a little confused as to what Bi Jun's situation was.
It is Lin Xiaoming's habit to ask Du Niang when he is not sure about domestic matters, and to ask Brother Gu when he is not sure about foreign matters.
However, I believe they have no answer for this kind of thing.
But it doesn't matter, he still has a habit of asking his grandpa about strange and difficult problems.
So he compiled Bi Jun's situation into a detailed message and sent it to Lin Hao!
Lin Hao did not reply as usual.
After waiting for a while, Lin Xiaoming saw that there was no prompt "the other party is typing" in his grandfather's message box, so he had no choice but to put away his phone.
After telling Bijun to have a good rest and not think too much, and to practice the exercises if he really couldn't sleep, he left the room.
Gao Siyi wanted to stay in the room and not leave, but Lin Xiaoming glanced at her when he went out.
With just one glance, Gao Siyi was intimidated and followed him out obediently.
Seeing Lin Xiaoming waiting outside the corridor with a gloomy face, Gao Siyi lowered his head timidly for fear of being scolded.
"Put some water on me, I want to take a bath!"
"Okay!" Gao Siyi hurriedly agreed and ran to the bathroom as if running away.
After cleaning and filling the bathtub that had been waiting for him to come back to use, Gao Siyi took the time to prepare a change of clothes for Lin Xiaoming, and also picked out a pair of pants for him that she thought looked good.
After everything was ready, she told Lin Xiaoming who was waiting outside, "Young Master Lin, the water has been put away!"
Lin Xiaoming walked in, but found her walking out, so he asked, "Where are you going?"
Gao Siyi turned around, saw his displeased eyes, and instantly understood.
He wants him to stay and rub his back!
Are you addicted to rubbing?
Do you want to order me around as soon as you take a shower?
At this time, Gao Siyi really wanted Mei Chaofeng to be able to get on top of him, so that he could grow nine-yin white bone claws and scratch his back to pieces!
However, the fantasy did not translate into reality. In the end, she could only help him undress and take off his clothes with a low eyebrow, and serve him honestly!
When rubbing his back, she didn't even dare to use too much force for fear that her nails would scratch him.
After Lin Xiaoming closed his eyes and enjoyed it for a while, he suddenly opened his mouth and said, "Let me tell you a joke."
Gao Siyi felt confused. What kind of joke were you telling in the middle of the night? Why don't you go to bed quickly?
Lin Xiaoming didn't care whether she wanted to hear it or not, he just said to himself, "A woman is equivalent to five hundred ducks."
Gao Siyi waited for a long time and didn't hear anything more. He couldn't help but ask, "What next?"
"No more!" Lin Xiaoming shook his head, "It's already finished!"
Gao Siyi was so sweaty that she didn't feel how funny the joke was, and she couldn't even get the point of the joke.
However, Lin Xiaoming has never been an aimless person. Sometimes you feel that he is talking nonsense, but in fact it is full of profound meaning.
After thinking about it seriously, she suddenly understood: what he said was not a joke, but a curse on herself.
This guy is telling himself how vulgar and annoying a woman who talks nonsense is.
"Um...I have no complaint against you!" Gao Siyi couldn't help but accuse himself, "I just didn't control my mouth when I was chatting with Sister Jun."
Lin Xiaoming suddenly turned around, the movement was a bit big, and all the water splashed out of the bathtub hit Gao Siyi.
Gao Siyi's skirt suddenly became a little wet, sticking to her skin snugly, revealing her curves, and the underwear underneath was also vaguely visible.
When her eyes fell on the bathtub, her face turned red because the clear water could not hide any secrets.
Lin Xiaoming, however, was still unaware. He looked at her and asked, "Do you also know that I am scolding you?"
Gao Siyi smiled bitterly and said to himself that I am not mentally retarded, I also went to college, okay?
Lin Xiaoming shook his head and said again, "But you are wrong!"
Gao Siyi asked, "Aren't you scolding me?"
"No, I haven't started scolding you yet!"
"..."
Lin Xiaoming's face darkened, and he really started to curse, "Others may not have experienced this kind of thing, but you should be experienced! You have suffered so much in the past, but it still hasn't made you remember it now?"
When Gao Siyi thought of all the past, he couldn't help but sigh in secret. If he hadn't treated him like that before, he would probably treat him better now!
"Why are you shrinking? Lift your head and let me see your tongue."
Gao Siyi was confused again, why did he let himself stick out his tongue? Do you want to see a doctor for yourself?
When she stuck out her tongue in response, Lin Xiaoming actually came over.
Gao Siyi was so panicked that he was really afraid that he would suddenly open his mouth and bite him.
However, her worries were obviously unnecessary, and Lin Xiaoming just took one look and backed away.
"You don't have a long tongue either?"
Gao Siyi: "..."
Lin Xiaoming's endless teachings, "It is absolutely the most basic morality to ignore people's rights and wrongs behind their backs. Everyone has right and wrong, but no one likes to be talked about behind their backs. Those who judge others behind their backs
, known as the “long-tongued woman.”
Gao Siyi: "..."
"Learn not to complain, whether at home or outside. Life will not be fair and smooth sailing, but it will never change just because of a few complaints!"
"..."
"Don't be shy about giving compliments, be frank and give others a chance to be happy. Being able to see the strengths of others shows that you have a kind heart. When you say it, others may be humble in front of you, but they will be extra happy on the inside. Maybe
When you are in a good mood, your life will be better too!"
"..."
"So, you say it!" Lin Xiaoming waited for a while, but still didn't hear her say anything, so he urged, "You should say it!"
Gao Siyi finally came to his senses, "I, what did I say?"
"Praise my words!"
"This..." Gao Siyi struggled for a long time and finally forced out a sentence, "You seem to be more than eighteen!"
"Cough cough cough!"
Lin Xiaoming seemed to be choked, coughing repeatedly, and turned around hurriedly.
"Young Master Lin, I know I was wrong!" Gao Siyi whispered behind him, "I will change it, and I will never discuss other people's merits behind their backs again."
Lin Xiaoming didn't say anything, but secretly sighed: Yes, you have said it in person now!