Hearing the sound, Lin Xiaoming felt as if he was facing a formidable enemy. He thought Zhang Guojun and others had accomplices in Guwangling, so he immediately concentrated his energy and was on full alert!
But soon he relaxed again, because in addition to the swishing movement, a fishy smell also came to the wind.
Sure enough, a giant king snake appeared after a while. Although the light was dim, Lin Xiaoming still saw a V-shaped mark on its head.
This is the male snake he rescued!
It was very strange. It didn't swim up immediately after it appeared. It just looked at him from a distance, as if it was embarrassed, and seemed to be brewing something?
Lin Xiaoming looked around and didn't see the female snake. He was a little puzzled. Although the two snakes were lovers, they obviously didn't like to move together.
This seems good, you don't care about me, I don't care about you, we only stay together when we sleep.
After Lin Xiaoming thought about it for a while, he saw that the male snake was still standing there not too far away, so he stretched out his index finger and tickled it, "Come here!"
The male snake was not timid at all, and swam over quickly. When it got in front of him, it even raised its body to the same height as Lin Xiaoming.
Lin Xiaoming was slightly delusional, as if he was not facing a snake, but a person.
"What do you want to do?"
The male snake didn't shake his head or nod, he just looked at him.
Lin Xiaoming felt that this male snake was far less attractive than the female snake. Although the female snake could not speak, at least she knew how to shake her head and nod when asked, unlike this male snake who responded like a wooden snake to nine questions.
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"You don't want to share the pork, do you?"
The male snake finally responded and nodded at him.
Lin Xiaoming sweated, "Those two people...aren't they enough for you?"
The male snake shook his head. He didn't know whether he meant that he didn't eat, or that he really didn't eat enough.
Lin Xiaoming lowered his eyes and looked at the half-processed native pig. He felt that there was no way he and Zhang Yashu could finish the meal. There was no need to pack it. This was just an ordinary native pig, not a wild boar. The pork bought outside was not better.
Is it fresh?
"Just wait, I'll finish it later!" After Lin Xiaoming responded, he was ready to continue dealing with the native pig.
Unexpectedly, the male snake opened its mouth, and a red fruit rolled in front of Lin Xiaoming.
Lin Xiaoming picked it up and took a look, and found that this oblate fruit was as big as a fist, bright red, crystal clear, and exuding an alluring sweet smell.
Growing up in the mountains, he had seen countless wild fruits, but this was the first time he had seen them. They looked a bit like wild dogwoods and a bit like goat's milk berries, but they couldn't grow this big.
"What kind of fruit is this?"
The male snake didn't respond again. I don't know whether he didn't want to answer or couldn't answer.
"Don't you know what kind of fruit it is? Why don't you give it back to me? What if I eat it and get poisoned and die?" Lin Xiaoming looked at the belly of the snake with Luo Li's heart, "Do you hold a grudge against me for stabbing you?"
You and your wife have been deliberately planning to take revenge on me? Want to poison me to death?"
"Hiss!" The male snake finally reacted again, hissing, then opened its mouth and leaned down, but it was obviously not to bite Lin Xiaoming, but to take the fruit back.
Although the snake is not a human being, it still has a temper. It was obviously made angry by Lin Xiaoming, who spoke harshly.
Lin Xiaoming, however, was very quick-sighted and took the fruit behind him before it could take it away. "You want to take back what you gave to others? You are so stingy, why do you come out to fool around?"
The male snake looked at him, as if he was rolling his eyes.
"Tsk, tsk, look at you, you're rolling your eyes like a bitch, you're such an unpleasant thing!" Lin Xiaoming cursed again, but the sweet smell of the fruit in his hand was so tempting that it made him want to
He took a bite, but he hesitated when he opened his mouth, "Is it really not poisonous?"
The male snake ignored him and seemed still angry.
"Even if it's not poisonous, it's still dirty if you hold it in your mouth? Who knows if you have any infectious diseases," Lin Xiaoming said with disgust on his face, then washed it with water and washed it again before taking a bite
Go down, "Well, it smells so good!"
The fruit has thin skin, tender flesh, plenty of water, sweet and sour taste, and the taste is really powerful!
Lin Xiaoming ate the whole meat, including the skin, but felt that it was not enough for his throat at all. He wanted to eat a few more, and even wanted to take some back for Zhang Yashu to try.
"Hey, who is that... I'll call you Xiaogong, and your wife will be called Xiaomu!" Lin Xiaoming randomly named the male snake and asked: "Little Gong, where did you get this fruit? Do you still have any more?
?Take me to pick a few more?"
The male snake ignored him and just looked at the pork he put aside.
"What a stingy guy!" Lin Xiaoming saw the snake's unwillingness, and his attitude became bad again. "Let me tell you, as a man... a male snake can't make friends or deceive the sun if it's too stingy. What does it mean to be willing to give up?
Do you know? If you give up, you will get something. Be good, tell me where you picked the fruit. Not only will I share the pork with you in a while, but I will also bring you delicious food next time I go into the mountains!"
After a lot of talking with emotion and reason, the male snake finally... got tired of listening, so he lay aside and closed his eyes to rest!
Lin Xiaoming was so angry that he really wanted to stab it again so that it would know why the chrysanthemums are so red again! But after thinking about it again, he decided to forget it. Why should he compete with a snake when he is such a big person?
As he continued to process the pork, another swishing sound came from the woods behind him, and the female snake appeared.
"Little mother, little mother, you are here!" Lin Xiaoming was very happy when he found it and hurriedly waved to it.
Such a call obviously made the female snake stunned for a moment. When she saw him waving, she realized that he was calling her, and swam over quickly. Although she stood up in front of Lin Xiaoming, she didn't stand up as high as him. On the contrary,
He is half a head shorter and seems to have a strong sense of male superiority and female inferiority.
This was so endearing that Lin Xiaoming couldn't help but reach out and touch its snake head, but the disgusting touch still made him retract his hand after touching it twice.
The female snake looked very happy and well-behaved, gently rubbing Lin Xiaoming's body with its head.
"Hiss!" A strange cry interrupted the intimacy between a man and a snake!
The male snake, which had closed its eyes just now and seemed to be asleep, had stood upright at this time, staring directly at them with cold eyes, and its consciousness was very clear: Do you think I am dead?
The female snake seemed to know that the male snake was jealous, so she quickly swam over and nuzzled it with her body, which was very comforting!
Seeing that the male snake was still staring at him, Lin Xiaoming snorted coldly: "What are you looking at? You have to be lucky that you are a snake. If you were a human, I would definitely let you know why your head is so green! You still stare at me, right?
?Believe it or not, I will stab you again in a while? That’s it, that’s it..."
When the male snake saw his obscene gestures of up and down gestures, his body trembled. He didn't know whether he was afraid or didn't want to be acquainted with him, so he finally stopped looking at him.
Seeing that the female snake was still rubbing against it, Lin Xiaoming waved to her, "Mom, why are you taking so much care of it? Come here, I have something to tell you."
The female snake seemed to be a bit too playful, and she actually dropped the male snake and swam over.
"Mom, let me ask you, what did you do with those two people just now? Did you eat them?" Lin Xiaoming couldn't help but reached out to touch its belly.
"Hiss" the male snake screamed again.
The female snake didn't know whether it was because she was ticklish or because she knew the difference between men and women. She shrank back to avoid Lin Xiaoming's hands, but she shook her head at him.
"Didn't you eat? No wonder your husband came to share the pork with me!" Lin Xiaoming looked stunned and asked: "Then do you know who they are?"
The female snake shook her head, saying she didn't know and had never seen it before.
"Do you know what they are trying to capture?"
The female snake nodded, indicating that she knew clearly and had seen it before. Then she turned the snake's head and leaned towards her own tail, while at the same time exploring the male snake's tail.
After watching it for a long time, Lin Xiaoming felt that he understood. What Zhang Guoping and Wang Hou wanted to capture was the culprit that injured the female snake and the male snake.
"What the hell is that?"
The female snake did not shake her head or nod, but her eyes clearly showed fear.
"Okay, tell me next time you meet me, and I'll pop its anus for you, telling it to live or die!"
The female snake shook her head repeatedly, as if to say: That thing is super powerful, don't mess with it!
"Let's talk about it later!" Lin Xiaoming disagreed. He remembered the tempting fruit that the male snake gave him just now, and asked while gesturing, "Your husband just gave me a fruit. It was as big as a fist, red and very red."
It's very sweet, watery and delicious. Where is it picked? Do you know? If you know, take me to pick it?"
The female snake obviously understood, but she did not respond immediately to Lin Xiaoming. She looked back at the male snake and saw it shaking its head, so she also shook her head at Lin Xiaoming.
"You are also a useless thing. Why are you afraid of it? If it dares to bully you, I can't stab it to death!"
The female snake lowered her head and made no sound.
Lin Xiaoming was a little uninterested and said nothing more!
He quickly processed the pork and divided it into three parts, one for himself and Zhang Yashu, one for the male snake, and one for the female snake. However, the one for the female snake was obviously larger than the one for the male snake.
many.
However, what Lin Xiaoming didn't expect from the female snake was that she actually gave the male snake her portion of pork, while she took the smaller portion herself.
Lin Xiaoming shook his head repeatedly and stretched out his hand to point it on the head, "You are such a loser. If you think about it, it is not like this to pay public food!"