"Pfft!" Luo Li appeared at the right time and let out a fart-like mockery.
Lin Xiaoming ignored her and just asked his seventh uncle, "Uncle, look at his size, body, and temperament. Isn't it suitable to be a forest ranger?"
Uncle Qi said fairly: "I don't have to choose the appearance, but..."
Lin Xiaoming said: "But what?"
Uncle Qi said fairly: "First, who is this...?"
Lin Xiaoming hurriedly said: "Daxia, Xia Daren!"
Uncle Qi was fair: "First, this Daxia is not from our village. The documents from the township say that it is best to be from the village. Secondly, it is not clear how long this Daxia can stay in the village. The forest ranger must sign with the village for at least one year.
Contract. Third, this Daxia is willing to be a thug for someone like Gao Wenqiang, which shows that his character is not good."
In fact, there is a fourth, which is the most important one!
The seventh uncle wanted to leave the position of forest ranger to the mentally retarded Ergu.
Although Ergu was a complete fool, mentally ill and unable to protect Lin at all, these were not important. What was important was that his surname was Gao, and he was his cousin.
"Uncle!" Lin Xiaoming didn't know what was going on, but still asked: "Can't I guarantee Daxia?"
If your grandfather said this, I would definitely give him face, but your words are still a bit too young... The seventh uncle shook his head, "This is not a question of guarantee or not, but a question of principles and policies."
Lin Xiaoming originally thought that this was a very simple matter and that he could make it happen with just a little help, but he didn't expect that his seventh uncle would be so disrespectful.
How dare you not give the miraculous doctor face?
It seems that I don’t want to come here to have my blood pressure taken in the future!
Lin Xiaoming became angry and pointed at the door, "Uncle, let's go. I won't see you off."
The seventh uncle didn't expect that Lin Xiaoming would fall out of love faster than flipping through the book, and he became angry and left directly.
"Kukuku!" Luo Li laughed instantly, pointed at Lin Xiaoming and said: "I thought you were very popular in the village, but it turned out that people didn't even give you face for such a trivial matter. You are really useless.
thing!"
Lin Xiaoming was already depressed, but after being ridiculed by him, he became even more angry.
Xia Daren, on the other hand, has the consciousness of a younger brother, fearing that his boss will die socially, "Doctor Lin, actually it doesn't matter if I don't become a ranger."
The more he said this, the more uncomfortable Lin Xiaoming felt.
Seeing that he was unhappy, Luo Li became even happier. She even got worse and started poaching in front of him, "Who is that, Xiaoxia, right? You'll get nowhere by following him, so why not come with me!"
Xia Daren was stunned for a moment and asked: "Are you going to recruit me as your son-in-law?"
son in law?
What are you thinking!
Luo Li had a dark look on her face, "I want you to be my bodyguard, with a monthly salary of 50,000!"
Xia Daren said in surprise: "Really?"
"That's why he deceives you. He wants you to run away but doesn't let you eat grass!" Luo Li pointed at Lin Xiaoming, then raised her head and chest and said: "I am different. I will definitely feed you to your fullest.
of."
Lin Xiaoming originally wanted to stop him, but finally held back. He wanted to see if this new recruit was so easy to be bribed.
If so, then there is no need to spend time and effort cultivating it!
It took Xia Daren a long time to ask, "Are you from this village too?"
Luo Li asked angrily: "Do you think such a shabby village can produce a peerless beauty like me, who is as beautiful as a moon-shy flower, a fish and a wild goose that is all over the country, smart and well-educated, a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart, a graceful heart, a thousand charms, a hundred charming manners, a thousand talents and beauty?"
Xia Daren: "..."
Luo Li said: "I'm from Chacheng. I'll accompany my sister to see a doctor here, and I'll go back in two days! As long as you agree to be my bodyguard, I will not only take you to the city and let you eat delicious food, but also
I can give you half a year's salary in advance and allow you to take your sister to Chacheng Hospital for treatment."
Xia Daren said nothing.
Luo Li said: "How about it, just give me a word."
Xia Daren shook his head and said, "I don't want to."
Luo Li said: "Why?"
Xia Daren said: "I want to follow Dr. Lin in the village and help the family with work."
Luo Li scolded: "You are so stupid. If you become my bodyguard, you will become enlightened and your whole family will ascend to heaven. Is there any need for cats to raise pigs in this shabby village?"
Xia Daren still shook his head, "I don't like working for an aunt. I'm still young and want to continue working hard!"
Luo Li was angry, "You called me aunt?"
Xia Daren scratched his head again and said, "My mother said that those without breasts are called little sisters, and those with breasts are called aunties! Your breasts are so big, shouldn't you be called aunties?"
"..." Luo Li was so confused now that she didn't know whether she should be angry or not.
Lin Xiaoming laughed loudly, patted Xia Daren on the shoulder and said: "Well done, you have backbone, no wonder I admire you so much. Don't worry, I will definitely help you get this ranger."
"Xiao Xia, look, look!" Luo Li shouted again, "He has started to fool you again. My seventh uncle has clearly refused, but he is still bragging with you."
Xia Daren looked at Luo Li and then at Lin Xiaoming, "I believe in Doctor Lin!"
"It's hopeless!" Luo Li sighed repeatedly, "Another one is poisoned!"
Lin Xiaoming ignored her and just went in to take a look at Xia Xiaoren. Seeing that she was fine and she said she was hungry, he asked Xia Daren to go to the kitchen and make some porridge and soup for her to drink, while he went into the pharmacy.
There is a basin on the table in the middle of the pharmacy. In it is the turtle that Luo Li brought back - Xiao Li!
I was too busy last night to pay attention to it.
Lin Xiaoming walked forward and saw Xiaoli huddled in the basin as if dead, so he stretched out his hand and knocked on its back, "Xiaoli, where are you sleeping?"
Xiao Li didn't make a sound, but the turtle shell seemed to shrink a little tighter.
"It seems you didn't take a shower last night!" Lin Xiaoming said to himself: "As a human being, you need to be hygienic, and it's the same as a turtle. How about I give you a touch-up wash? I'll get a hot spring for you to soak in! Okay, you don't want to
Speak, and I’ll take it as your acquiescence!”
Xiaoli remained silent, as if he was really dead.
Lin Xiaoming didn't care whether it was really dead or fake. He took out the potion that had been brewed last night from the medicine cabinet, heated it slightly with an alcohol lamp, then grabbed Xiaoli and put it down.
Xiaoli was obviously mentally disturbed by the pot of potassium permanganate solution last night. Before he was put down, his head had already been stretched out and he bit Lin Xiaoming's hand.
Lin Xiaoming was shocked. It turned out that not only rabbits would bite when cornered, but also turtles.
Although he was not prepared, his reaction was not very quick. As soon as it stretched its head and opened its mouth, he quickly let go.
There is a sound of "卟卟"!
Xiaoli fell into the potion, and then started to thrash and struggle, as if he was in extreme pain.
Lin Xiaoming said calmly: "Act, continue to act hard!"
Xiaoli fluttered for a few times and then stopped, because the potion this time was obviously not irritating. It didn't feel any pain, but felt very comfortable. However, it still stretched out its head and opened its mouth and screamed strangely at Lin Xiaoming, as if it was accusing him.
dissatisfaction with him.
Lin Xiaoming looked angry and funny, "Are you scolding me? I'm treating you. Don't bite Lin Xiaoming, you don't know a good heart!"
Just as he was talking, he was a little confused, was he talking to a turtle?
But this turtle seems, seems, maybe... can really express emotions!
"Hey!" Lin Xiaoming asked tentatively: "Can you really understand human speech?"
Xiaoli was still shouting strangely at him. It was impossible to tell whether it understood or not, but it could be felt that it was angry and hated him.
Seeing that it was so arrogant, Lin Xiaoming stretched out his finger and flicked it on its head very quickly, threatening it ferociously!
"I don't care whether you really understand human nature or you pretend to understand people's hearts. If you don't want to suffer, you'd better be honest with me. If you annoy me, I will kill you and make soup with your meat!"
"Tsk, tsk!" Luo Li's voice came from behind, "What a promising person, he actually threatened a turtle!"
Lin Xiaoming responded calmly: "Oh, who am I talking about? It turns out to be Miss Lin!"
Miss Lin?
Luo Li was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly remembered that she had said last night that if she said a word to him again, she would take his last name?
It’s just that from morning to now, she doesn’t know how many words she has said to him!
For a moment, she was so blushing that she couldn't get off the stage.
Lin Xiaoming ignored her and just continued to look at the turtle.
I don’t know if Xiaoli’s head hurt from being shot, or if he really understood it, he closed his mouth obediently, stopped making strange screams, and retracted his head.
When Lin Xiaoming saw this, he snorted coldly, "I thought you were like someone else, who doesn't take soft and hard advice!"
"Heiheihei!" Luo Li couldn't help it anymore, "Don't think I'm dead, I heard it all!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Oh, then I was wrong. You like to eat hard food, and I like to eat and drink."
Luo Li felt that he was driving, and the evidence was abundant, so she immediately became furious, "Lin Xiaoming, do you want to die?"
Just as a round of fighting was about to begin, a child suddenly ran in from outside, the same little kid who had led Luo Li the way before.
Xiao Genzi shouted to Lin Xiaoming: "Brother Xiao Ming, Brother Xiao Ming, it's not good, it's not good!"
Lin Xiaoming asked: "What's wrong?"
Xiao Genzi said: "Seventh uncle is about to die, please go to Shaitang and have a look!"
Lin Xiaoming was shocked when he heard this. When his seventh uncle came just now, he felt that the old man didn't look good. He didn't expect to say that something had happened, so he hurriedly carried the medicine box and walked out.
Luo Li and Xia Daren also quickly followed behind to watch the fun...