If you treat me sincerely, I will definitely be kind.
If you dare to do the first grade for me, I will definitely do the fifteenth grade for you.
Lin Xiaoming’s principle of being a human being is very simple. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend others. If someone offends me, I will mess with you. But I can endure it first. I will kill you immediately when I have the chance!
Lin Xiaoming was actually not wrong. If Zhao Mei and others shot Lin Xiaoming as soon as they entered the door, then he would be useless even if he could fly and escape.
However, Zhao Mei and the others' mission is not to kill Lin Xiaoming, but to capture him alive and abuse him, which is a bit difficult.
Although it is a bit difficult, if Lin Xiaoming is tied up from the beginning, he will not be able to do anything. But they want him to cook, eat and drink enough before torture him, that is, it is a typical case that he will not die if he does not do anything.
!
Let him cook?
Doesn’t it mean to give him a head directly?
Lin Xiaoming came to Zhao Mei, who was known as the hardest bones, and smiled evilly like a villain, "Damn shemale, do you want to play with me?"
Play with Lei Laomei!
Zhao Mei was in so much pain that she was not as energetic as she could play with him, but she still struggled to raise her gun and wanted to aim at him.
However, the pain, chest tightness, and dizziness made Zhao Mei unable to use her hands and feet. Even if she raised her gun, she was trembling and unable to aim at it at all, and she didn't even have the strength to pull the trigger.
Lin Xiaoming reached out and said lightly, and the gun had already fallen to the ground, "I'll ask if you want to play with me?"
Of course, I want to pick up girls, but the premise is that if I still have strength, I will play with it now like a soft-legged crab?
Lin Xiaoming stretched out his hand and pinched Zhaomei's chin, "If you don't play with me, then it's my turn to play with you!"
Zhao Mei wanted to get rid of his hand, but he squeezed it tightly and couldn't break free. Looking at his sinister eyes, he felt uncontrollable and fearful, "You, didn't you say 11 has no future?"
Lin Xiaoming was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion, "Are you really a man?"
Not only him, but even the friends who Zhaomei want to know about this problem.
After being with her partner for so long, they really can't tell whether Zhao Mei is a man or a woman.
"Yes, I'm a man!" Zhao Mei didn't know that she was afraid of being played with, or she was really a man, and she yelled at Lin Xiaoming with her neck.
"Is that so? I don't believe it!" Lin Xiaoming pinched Zhao Mei's chin with one hand and unbuttoned the buttons on his high collar with the other.
What is this to do?
Zhao Mei was frightened and struggled hard, but her soft-legged crab-like body could not exert any strength.
Seeing this, the other people thought Lin Xiaoming was going to do what Zhao Mei was going to do. They were all indignant. If they had been rushing over to save people, but now they had all crossed the river with the clay Buddha, so how could Zhao Mei have saved them?
I could only watch Lin Xiaoming unbutton her sister!
One, two... Lin Xiaoming stopped after only two of them, then reached out and touched them.
Instead of touching under the collar, I just fumbled around Zhao Mei's snow-white neck.
After a while, he touched the Adam's apple.
However, even if he touched the Adam's apple, he could not be sure whether the girl was a man or a woman.
Men and women have Adam's apples, but the men are prominent and the women are gentle. However, Zhao Mei is neither as prominent as men nor as gentle as women.
It seems that it must be thoroughly checked.
The most direct way is of course to take off Zhao Mei’s clothes and take a look at it clearly. But such a vulgar behavior is obviously not in line with Lin Xiaoming’s noble character... What’s more, several people are watching!
Lin Xiaoming hesitated for a moment, and finally just grabbed Zhaomei's hand, and three fingers fell to her size and closed.
Can you take the pulse and get a man and a woman?
Generally speaking, it is obviously possible, because not to mention simply distinguishing between men and women, it means distinguishing whether the man or woman is pregnant after pregnancy. Traditional Chinese medicine has a certain basis.
"Men is Yang, women are Yin; left is Yang, right is Yin!"
On the basis of slippery pulse, if the pulse is weak, there is or there is no place, the pulse is mainly deep. Girls are grand, strong, continuous, and floating pulses are often seen.
However, this is not 100% accurate, because pulse patterns are affected by various factors, such as environment, diet, mood, diseases, etc., which can cause different circulation of internal organs, qi and blood, and pulse patterns will also be different. You must have rich clinical experience.
Old Chinese doctors are not allowed!
For example, Lin Xiaoming’s grandfather Lin Hao has never missed it. Even if a woman can get pregnant, he can touch it accurately!
However, Zhaomei's pulse is strange, and she is neither yin nor yang!
Although Lin Xiaoming's clinical experience is not very rich, he believes that he has received the true teachings from his grandfather. Now he can't even tell whether the other party is a man or a woman?
Lin Xiaoming was very dissatisfied and resolutely conducted further investigations!
He took off Zhaomei's clothes... No, he was lucky in his dantian, squeezed out a trace of internal energy, and penetrated into his body along Zhaomei's pulse.
After just walking around, he was still confused because the breath in Zhaomei's body exuded the masculinity of a man and the femininity of a woman.
I'll give it a day!
It’s hard to argue about male and female?
What kind of thing is this?
Lin Xiaoming looked at Zhaomei with a puzzled look, "Are you a man or a woman?"
Zhao Mei said angrily: "I am your uncle, you said I am a man or a woman!"
"tui!" Lin Xiaoming cursed with disgust, "Dead shemale!"
"Damn it!"
"Dead shemale!"
"Damn it!"
"Dead shemale!"
“…”
The two of them actually cursed each other for several minutes!
Lin Xiaoming felt that this was too boring, so he directly reached out and slapped Zhao Mei in the mouth!
He doesn't hit women, but shemale is an exception, especially this shemale looks better than him.
Zhao Mei was hit on the mouth, and she was so angry that she rushed towards Lin Xiaoming with all her strength, and then she rushed out for less than half of her body. He had already fallen to the ground with a squeak!
The abdominal pain was endless, and he didn't have the strength to fight, but even if he fell there, he still grinned at Lin Xiaoming, "Damn the little guy, die the little guy, die the little guy..."
It is impossible to admit that Zhaomei is really good-looking. Even though she was cursing her, she still gave people a very good look.
Lin Xiaoming was a little jealous. Thinking of what Zhao Mei did before, especially the method of roasting the back door, his anger came with his jealousy!
The next second, he began to untie his belt.
Seeing this, Zhao Mei panicked and quickly closed her mouth!
His other four friends were also very panicked, and his pupils were shrinking in a burst!
What is this to do?
Do you want to waste your sisters in public?
You are a dead change, Zhaomei has already said that he is a man!
After Lin Xiaoming unbuttoned his belt, he did not continue to unbutton it, but directly pulled out the belt.
I just follow the same thing, but I don’t like the monk.
Lin Xiaoming did not learn from monks, but just learned from his own maid. He raised his belt and tugged at Zhao Mei in a scattered manner.
At the beginning, Zhao Mei could curse like his boss, but the more he scolded Lin Xiaoming, the harder he thrusts!
As time went by, Zhao Mei gradually couldn't curse her, and she changed to screaming from her father and mother.
Daini and the others watched Zhao Mei being abused by Lin Xiaoming, and they were so angry that they gritted their teeth, but they were unable to save Zhao Mei, so they could only curse Lin Xiaoming.
Lin Xiaoming turned a deaf ear to him. Instead, the more unpleasant they scolded, the more excited he looked, and the belt on his hand was swung faster and harder.
At the end, Zhao Mei was so excited that she couldn't even scream. Her whole body was red, green and purple, and her face was no exception. She was no longer as beautiful as before.
It's not just not good-looking, it's simply terrible!
The few people were all cold when they saw it. This guy was so angry that he was even less like a human than their boss!
Daini couldn't help it anymore, and endured Mianmian abdominal pain and shouted at Lin Xiaoming: "My surname is Lin, please let go of Zhaomei, come to me if you have anything to do!"
Lin Xiaoming immediately stopped and looked at her in confusion, "Are you sure?"
Daini responded firmly: "I'm sure!"
"Okay, I'll make you happy!" Lin Xiaoming smiled so evilly, "I reluctantly win glory for the country!"
Daini already knew what he meant to win glory for the country, and her face turned pale when she heard it!
Her dog licking Fan Ren was even more jealous and immediately shouted, "No, no, if you have anything to do, don't touch my Nini, don't touch..."
"Bababababababababa!" Before he could finish his words, the rhythmic slap sounded.
Lin Xiaoming took a slipper and started whipping Fan Ren's mouth.
In less than a few minutes, Fan Ren's mouth was flushed red and swollen, like the Western poisonous Ouyang Feng biting two sausages, and he couldn't speak at all.
Lin Xiaoming threw down Fan Ren, who was already dizzy and dizzy, and pointed at Yang Wei and Fei Long with slippers, "Who else?"
Yang Wei and Fei Long subconsciously shrank, they didn't want to become Ouyang Feng!
Lin Xiaoming then walked towards Daini, obviously preparing to start to win glory for the country.
Seeing this, Yang Wei and Fei Long didn't care about being timid and shouted at the same time, "Come on me, come on me!"
Not only them, but even Zhao Mei, who had just breathed back, shouted weakly: "Damn it, come on, keep playing with me!"