Lin Xiaoming hurriedly looked around, because the last time Lin Hao called, he was on this mountain road, even nearby.
Could this old man just hides nearby and monitors himself?
However, after watching for a long time, there was no one else except the Five God Guards and Ruan Jiao who were following him.
"Hey!" Lin Xiaoming had no choice but to answer.
"Lin Xiaoming!" As soon as the phone rang, Lin Hao asked in a scattered manner, "You little bastard, do you take my words as a breeze in your ears? Do you believe it or not, I will go back now and break your three legs alive!"
The familiar dialogue, the same smell, Lin Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "Grandpa, next time you will scold me, can you change some fresh words? I'm tired of listening to this!"
"Oh!" Lin Hao shouted on the other end of the phone, "I'm against you, and I'm still picking on me, right?"
Lin Xiaoming hurriedly said, "Grandson dare not!"
Lin Hao even roared, "Who do you think is the grandson? Tell me again!"
"..." Lin Xiaoming was amused and crying, "Grandpa, can you calm down? Every time I call me, I get furious. My blood pressure is easy to be high. I don't want you to be like Uncle Seven."
"Uncle Seven...is he dead?"
"No, but once he was hoeing the land with someone and frying three companies in a row. It was so excited that it caused a stroke. If I hadn't arrived in time, he would have died!"
"Oh, it's good if you don't have sex. I've calculated the fortunes for that old guy. He can live for at least ten or twenty years. If I die, he may not be able to live. He... where did you just say?"
"You haven't said anything yet, you're just scolding me!"
"Yes, scold you, you little bastard, have you run out again?"
"Grandpa, listen to my explanation, the thing is..."
Lin Hao interrupted him, "I don't want to listen to your explanation, I'll ask you if you are?"
"Yes!" Lin Xiaoming had no choice but to admit, "I'm out and am on the way back now!"
Lin Hao roared again, "Why don't you just listen to me? Are you really looking for death? Do you know how many people outside want to take your dog's life?"
Lin Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "Grandpa, you know my personality. You never take the initiative to recruit anyone to provoke whom. Why do so many people want to kill me?"
"This has nothing to do with your personality, because of your life experience."
"What kind of life is my life experience?"
"Your life experience... Alas, I can't tell you clearly on the phone. Anyway, you must not die. If you die, not only will you lose more than one trillion yuan of assets, but countless people will also follow you to bury!"
Lin Xiaoming's eyes were wide open when he heard this, "Is it so exaggerated? I'm just an insignificant country boy!"
"You know what's the matter!" Lin Hao cursed irritably and asked him again, "Lin Xiaoming, I'll ask you seriously now, do you want me to die?"
"Grandpa, what are you saying? How could I think of you to die? I hope you live like a turtle for thousands of years..."
"You still scold me in different ways, right?"
"I……"
"If you really want me to be like a turtle... Bah, I mean you really want me to live a hundred years old, then from now on you will not take a step forward from Hekeng Village! If you don't listen to me again, I will break your grace and righteousness with you.
As if I have never raised you!"
"No, no!" Although Lin Xiaoming had been scolded by Lin Hao countless times and his ears were almost calloused, it was the first time he heard such heartless words. He was so panicked that he said hurriedly: "Grandpa, I
I don't dare, I don't dare again, but..."
"You still told me, however?"
"You didn't make three requests to me before, saying that as long as I reach it, I can debut... No, leave the village!"
"Then have you done it now?"
"It's almost done!"
"Um?"
"Grandpa, you ask me to double my skills. I have practiced to the duck bath now, and it's almost doubled!"
"What about 100 million?"
"I am now working with others to do farming and raising many tiger-headed bees, yellow-board turtles, and dragon-lin seven-leaf clovers. Although I don't have much cash, my net worth is already tens of millions."
"Where is your team?"
Lin Xiaoming looked back at the Five Divine Guards walking behind, "I have already taken away a few horsemen!"
"Hmph, you have such little strength. What can you do except show up and give someone a head?"
Lin Xiaoming said weakly: "But that's what you asked me for!"
"But you are just about the same now and haven't achieved it completely!"
"I have to fully reach it before I can leave the village?"
"That's the most basic condition!" Lin Hao said, and his tone finally eased, "Little bastard, do you know? If possible, I would rather stay in Hekeng Village for the rest of your life and never come out."
"this……"
"But there is nothing I can do. Some things are not something that I can control. I can't walk for you in your path!"
"Grandpa, can you just say anything? Don't be so sarcastic. I'm almost broken by you."
"I will explain it to you clearly the day when you have the strength to leave the village. OK, that's it!"
"No, no!" Lin Xiaoming shouted hurriedly, "Grandpa, don't be warded for now, I have something to ask you!"
"What else?"
"About how to deal with Gu Master!"
"Don't ask me about this, I'm also half a bucket of water."
"Well?"
"You really don't understand anything, then go and ask Miao Niang!"
Lin Xiaoming was stunned, "Widow Miao in our village?"
"You better not call her like that. She has never married. If she hears you, she will be skinned by her if you don't die!" Lin Hao said and asked again, "By the way, I'm not asking you to have it."
Do you just go to her for anything? Why haven’t you ever looked for her after I left?"
"Grandpa!" Lin Xiaoming said bitterly: "It's you who have an affair with her, not me, why am I looking for her?"
"Bastard, she is your elder. When you were young, she served you with food, drink, defecation and urination!"
"I know, but... I'm afraid of her!"
"She has beaten you and scolded you like me?"
"No!"
"Then you are not even afraid of me, are you afraid of her?"
"I can't say why I'm afraid, but I'm just afraid."
"What a useless thing! But I was quite afraid of her before..." Lin Hao realized that revealing his shortcomings would damage his majesty after halfway, and quickly coughed and said, "Anyway, you don't have to be afraid of her, she
It just looks cold and weird, but in fact it is cold on the outside and hot on the inside, and sometimes it is so hot that you can't stand it!"
Grandpa, are you driving? Lin Xiaoming sweated wildly, "Grandpa, Miao Widow... No, it's Miao Niang, can you really ask her about Gu Master?"
"Of course!" Lin Hao responded and thought for a while, and finally added, "There is something I haven't told you. Actually, the little trick I taught you was to learn from her secretly!"
"What?"
"She is an authentic successor to the Miao family, a master-level big gu master. I hooked up with her... Haha, after so long, she never wanted to teach me gu skills, so I could only learn it secretly!"
Lin Xiaoming sweated for a while, "Grandpa, tell me honestly, besides the widows you took away and those widows left in the village, is there anyone else who has an affair with you? I'm afraid... I'll make a mistake at that time.
!”
"Only Miao Madam is left!" Lin Hao responded subconsciously and couldn't help but scold, "Bastard, I took away not a widow. They were not married. They followed because they wanted to help me raise you together.
I went to Hekeng Village together. In order to cover up, I fabricated the identity of a widow."
"You mean, they are all..."
"Yes, although they have no status, they have been following me since they were young. In terms of seniority, they all belong to your grandmother!"
“When did it be since I was young?”
“Decades ago.”
"Grandpa, are you kidding me? They look only 20 or 30 years old now!"
"That's because of the Emperor's Sutra I practiced."
"Your Emperor Sutra has this effect?"
"You can't imagine the magic of the Emperor's Sutra!"
"Then why don't you teach me? I just teach me this kind of Eight Animal Show that doesn't wait for food or drink!"
"You know, Baqin Opera is the internal martial arts of the main genre. When you practice it to a high place, you can crush the Emperor's Sutra in minutes. However, the Emperor's Sutra is not a good thing. I suffered a lot when I practiced it.
When I finally got my sins and I was about to reach the maximum level, I thought I was liberated, but I knew that life was worse than death."
"But I still want to..."
"Think about it, don't think about anything now. If you really want to, let me practice the Eight Animal Show!" Lin Hao began to get impatient, "Okay, okay, I'm very busy here, I don't have time to follow you again."
I'm talking nonsense, if you have anything to do, go find Miao Niang!"
Before Lin Xiaoming could say anything, Lin Hao hung up the phone.