Chapter 48 The king called me to patrol the mountain
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"The girl winked at me, the widow sang to me!"
"I am the Lin Xiaoming who loves to applaud and won't stop when he starts driving piles!"
"Don't ask your wife where she comes from, and don't ask your daughter-in-law how much she wants as a gift!"
"A spirited young man like me will definitely make your daughter happy!"
"The king asked me to patrol the mountains and catch Luo Li for dinner!"
"This woman's water is extremely salty, like seafood sprinkled with salt!"
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Xia Daren was patrolling the mountains, but it was not him who sang, but Lin Xiaoming who was walking in front and beating the gong.
Although the seventh uncle made Xia Daren a forest ranger, he didn't take him up the mountain. He only gave him an old map that he couldn't understand!
Although he visited the mountains yesterday, he couldn't figure out where he was, so he had no choice but to ask Lin Xiaoming for help!
Lin Xiaoming grew up here, so he naturally knew which mountains were in Hekeng Village, so he happily took him up the mountains.
After patrolling for more than an hour, the two stopped at the top of a mountain to rest!
You can see Lin Xiaoming’s home from this location!
Lin Xiaoming even saw Luo Meihan and Su Ziyun sunbathing in the yard, and couldn't help but smile on his face.
Xia Daren also saw it and couldn't help but ask: "Brother, of the three aunts in your family, which one are you going to choose to be my sister-in-law?"
Auntie? Oh, only those with big breasts are called aunties!
Lin Xiaoming suddenly realized and hummed: "Children only make choices."
Xia Daren was scratched his head and couldn't react.
Lin Xiaoming added, "Of course you want them all."
Xia Daren: "..."
Lin Xiaoming asked: "Daxia, how old are you?"
Xia Daren said: "I'm 19!"
Lin Xiaoming asked doubtfully: "Measure it with the ruler of self-deception?"
Xia Daren asked blankly: "What?"
Lin Xiaoming said angrily: "I'm only 18, and you're 19?"
Xia Daren said with an aggrieved look: "Brother, I am indeed 19. If you don't believe me, go back and ask my mother!"
Lin Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, "...you idiot!"
Xia Daren was scratched his head again and didn't understand why he was scolded!
Lin Xiaoming asked again: "Daxia, do you have a girlfriend?"
Xia Daren actually said: "I don't know if it counts, that woman is very bad, she always wants to take advantage of me!"
Lin Xiaoming finally became interested, "Let's talk and listen!"
Xia Daren said: "There is a woman named Xiaofang in my hometown village..."
Lin Xiaoming said: "Good-looking and kind?"
Xia Daren said: "It's good-looking, but I don't know if it's kind or not."
Lin Xiaoming said: "Hurry up and tell me in detail!"
Xia Daren said: "Xiaofang, Sister Fang, her husband always loves to flirt with women outside, so they divorced three years ago!"
Lin Xiaoming hurriedly asked: "How old are you?"
Xia Daren said: "More than forty!"
Lin Xiaoming didn't want to hear it anymore. He had never been interested in mature women.
Unexpectedly, Xia Daren added: "I said her husband is over forty!"
Lin Xiaoming said angrily: "Who asked you how old her husband is? I asked you how old your sister-in-law is!"
Xia Daren suddenly said: "Sister-in-law Fang is only twenty-four or five years old!"
Lin Xiaoming became energetic again, "Tell me how she took advantage of you!"
Xia Daren said: "After her divorce, there was no one to do a lot of work at home, because I am young and strong, tall and burly, and as powerful as a tiger..."
"Wait a minute!" Lin Xiaoming hurriedly interrupted, "Daxia, although I admit that you have strong limbs, you really can't brag like this. You have to be low-key. Nowadays, the protagonist is generally described as mediocre! Why do you want to say that you are tall? How powerful he is, he can only play a supporting role!"
Xia Daren nodded in an educated manner, "Anyway, she would always ask me, a mediocre person, to help with the work. Once I finished harvesting sweet potatoes from the field for her family, and she left me to eat. It was already very late after the meal.
Brother, do you know what she said to me at that time?"
Lin Xiaoming said: "What did you say?"
Xia Daren said: "She actually told me not to go back and stay at her house that night."
Lin Xiaoming asked: "Who else is in her family?"
Xia Daren said: "She is the only one."
Lin Xiaoming said: "Then how do you answer her?"
Xia Daren said: "I am so smart, so of course I refused without thinking."
Lin Xiaoming: "Ah!?"
Xia Daren said very proudly: "I can guess with my toes what her plan is. She must want to keep me at home and continue to harvest sweet potatoes for her tomorrow. She still has more than an acre of sweet potatoes that she hasn't finished yet.
Will I be fooled by her? Is my IQ that low?"
I don’t know if my IQ is low, but my EQ is really not high... Lin Xiaoming nodded heavily, "You were right to refuse! Is there anything else?"
Xia Daren said: "Another time, I was grazing cattle home from the mountains. When I passed by her sugar cane field, I saw her working there. She asked me if I wanted to drink water. She brought water and put it on the sugar cane.
In the forest, if I want to drink, I will follow her in!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Then what do you say?"
Xia Daren said: "I said no, we'll be home in another three miles. I'll drink it when I get home!"
Lin Xiaoming: "..."
Xia Daren laughed and said, "She thinks I'm stupid. I take advantage of other people's short hands and soft mouths. If I drink her water, I have to help her cut sugar cane. Am I that stupid?"
Lin Xiaoming nodded in deep agreement, "This woman is very bad, and she just wants you to work for her."
Xia Daren said: "Brother, you don't even know that one time later he went even further!"
Lin Xiaoming became even more interested, "Why go too far?"
Xia Daren recalled: "One time she asked me to go to the fields to help spray pesticides. After spraying, she said she was afraid that pesticide residues would be bad for my body and would be bad for my health. She insisted that I take a shower at her house before leaving!"
Lin Xiaoming became more energetic, "What then?"
Xia Daren said: "I was taking a shower at her house, but she barged in halfway through the shower and hugged me."
Lin Xiaoming hurriedly asked: "What happens next?"
Xia Daren said: "She said she wanted to be good to me and asked me to be her son-in-law!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Then you agreed?"
Xia Daren said: "I pushed her out right then!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Why?"
Xia Daren hummed and said, "What a beautiful idea she has. She wants me to harvest rice, cut sugar cane, and plant fruit trees for her for free in the future. Am I that stupid? Really!"
Lin Xiaoming nodded, "Daxia, you are more powerful than Luo Li!"
Xia Daren felt that he was praising him, so he raised his head and chest proudly, "That's not true!"
Lin Xiaoming confessed: "If there is such a bad woman in the future, please tell me and I will deal with her for you!"
Xia Daren nodded heavily, "Definitely!"
Lin Xiaoming asked again: "How are things arranged at home now?"
Xia Daren said: "Everything is basically done. I will start cleaning up the pig pen today. After finishing it, I will buy some piglets and bring them back."
Lin Xiaoming asked: "Do you have money?"
Xia Daren scratched his head, "When we came from my hometown, we didn't have much money in our hands. After being tortured by my sister, now we only have four to five thousand yuan left at home."
Lin Xiaoming asked: "How many piglets can you buy for four to five thousand yuan?"
Xia Daren counted on his fingers and said: "Two or three!"
Lin Xiaoming said: "What's the use of raising two or three of them?"
Xia Daren said: "I also want to raise more, but my family has no money!"
Lin Xiaoming hesitated for a moment, then finally gritted his teeth and said, "Give me your phone."
Xia Daren didn't think much and handed over the phone.
Lin Xiaoming clicked on his payment code, scanned 20,000 yuan for him, and pressed confirm for him.
Xia Daren was stunned when he saw it, "Brother, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaoming said: "I'll buy you a piglet!"
Xia Daren murmured: "This, this...how do you do it?"
Lin Xiaoming said: "Why can't you call me brother?"
Xia Daren said: "But..."
Lin Xiaoming shook his head, "Not that much, but, this money is not given to you for free. When you make money in the future, you have to pay it back to me with interest."
Xia Daren nodded hurriedly, "I will definitely return it!"
Lin Xiaoming thought of the litter of piglets he had just delivered last night, "If you want to buy piglets, you can go to Zhang Yashu. Her sows just gave birth to a litter last night. I have checked every piglet and they are all very energetic."
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Xia Daren said: "Okay, I'll go back and tell my parents soon!"
Lin Xiaoming handed him the photo of the dragon-leaf clover that he had taken before, "In the future, you will patrol the mountain frequently and help me pay attention to this grass! If you find it, take a photo first, and then dig it up with the mud and grass."
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Xia Daren was very obedient, and quickly took it and read it carefully. After making sure that he remembered it, he nodded to Lin Xiaoming.
When talking about this, Lin Xiaoming saw people coming to his home at the foot of the mountain. There were not many people coming, there were more than a dozen people...