Chapter 12 I stopped drinking as soon as school started, and my clothes were gone
I leaned against his chest and smelled his delicious aroma.
When I was a kid, I loved sleeping in his arms because he had a nice, hypnotic fragrance...
"Brother...I'm going to die...You can't forget me...Go to the underworld to see me often...I will miss you..."
"You're talking nonsense again..." His chest heaved greatly, "I'm going to shut your mouth..."
"How to block..."
"Forget it...you stink too much today..."
"You dislike me...it's all your fault..."
"Well...blame me..."
"You brought me here...to torture me..."
In my daze, I felt a hot hand gently caressing my back, my back, and wrapping around my shoulders...
In my ears, there were vague words like murmuring in sleep: "You are torturing me like this..."
The next day, I woke up with a splitting headache. Why do boys like drinking so much? It’s so uncomfortable!
I feel uncomfortable all over and have bad breath, vomiting!
I scratched my head and vaguely saw a small jade bottle and a note beside my pillow.
I made a hunch and picked up the note: I woke up and took the elixir. I can’t be late for the opening ceremony today.
My brother?
When did my brother come?!
I immediately looked at my body and thought, "Wow!" The towel fell off because there was no breast, and my head exploded instantly!
What happened last night, I don’t remember at all!
I'm drunk!
Damn it!
I held my head, took a few deep breaths, turned to look at the balcony, and sure enough, all my clothes were washed off.
My heart can't help but feel warm, my twenty-four filial piety good brother.
I picked up the medicine bottle and poured out the elixir. The elixir was emerald green and crystal clear. When I swallowed it, it was like a clear spring starting from my throat and flowing throughout my body. I instantly felt refreshed.
I put on my pajamas and crossed my legs to adjust my breath. Sure enough, my breath was smooth. A turbid air surged up from my body: "Hiccup~~" A long and earth-shattering burp came out, and instantly, there was a strong smell of red wine.
"Cough cough cough!" It made me smoke.
An elixir drained all the remaining alcohol out of my body.
Fortunately, I was in my own room, so there was no shame in burping or farting.
I quickly opened the window to disperse the smell, and the morning light fell on the clean suits and shirts. There was a refreshing and fresh lavender scent on them. It reminded me of the old man who I loved and hated, and wanted to kill, but I absolutely couldn't let go.
Brother: Kamikaze.
I didn’t expect that because of Kun Hai’s incident, my feelings towards Kamikaze would become more and more complicated.
I leaned against the wooden railing of the balcony and looked into the room. I didn't even look at my bedroom at all yesterday, so I realized that it was my favorite forest-style wooden house.
Although the dormitory already has a large common area, everyone still has a separate room.
The room has one bedroom and one bathroom, and is large enough.
The bed is also a wooden bed directly connected to the floor. It is so big that you can roll around.
There are desks, sofas, lounge chairs, and a huge space where you can put your favorite furniture.
The main body of the bathroom is also a wooden structure, like a sauna room, and there is a small bathtub.
This treatment is definitely a five-star rating!
At this moment, the bathroom door was open, and some blurry images flashed through my mind.
It seems that when I got back to the room, I went directly into the bathroom to lie down, and then I blew on the red wine without closing the bathroom door...
Then……
I seem to...
kindness……
I want to go shirtless...
"Is everything okay?" A familiar boy's voice came from the side. I turned to look and was stunned. Who is this?
The boy in front of me has eyebrows that are neither thick nor thin, eyes that are neither big nor small, double eyelids that are neither deep nor shallow, bridge of the nose that is neither strong nor soft, and mouth shape that is neither thick nor thin.
Each of his facial features is inexplicably well-proportioned, but this makes each of his facial features extremely malleable!
His face shape is neither thin nor fat, and his chin is neither pointed nor round.
Her hair is actually grandma gray, with thin bangs that are neither long nor short, and the length is just between the eyebrows and the eyes.
The hair on both sides also began to grow gradually longer. It was slightly longer than ordinary boys' hair, but it suited his well-proportioned face shape.
He leaned lazily on the railing with his two arms hanging casually on the railing. He looked at me with drooped eyelids for a long time, and I stared at him blankly for a long time.
He blinked: "Can't you recognize me without makeup?"
"Prehistoric!" I exclaimed. It turns out that the real prehistoric was like this.
This is so awesome! He puts on makeup and removes it by two different people!
I understood that it was precisely because of his well-proportioned appearance that he could transform into something and look like something.
He narrowed his eyes and started staring at me.
I looked at him blankly: "What are you looking at?"
He squinted his eyes and stood up lazily: "It's nothing, as long as you're fine."
After removing his makeup, he also removed his persona of the God King. He looked lazy, which made him look even more like an otaku.
Wait, it seems like he was all...snowflake white below his neck just now!
I stood stiffly on the balcony. Honghuang was not wearing any clothes just now!
Turning my head and looking around, I saw that there were many busty boys doing morning exercises, breathing, drying clothes, or chatting on the balcony.
What's going on with the two shirtless boys over there hugging each other?
There is another boy talking to another boy over there!
Damn it——
My blood tank is empty. Cover your nose quickly to stop it from spraying out.
I returned to the room mechanically, and my life in the men's academy began with this full of male hormones!
Reach out and summon my Tianyu mobile phone.
Xiaoju has emerged from the phone, wearing cute plaid pajamas, stretching: "Master, good morning."
Seeing the cute little orange with big eyes, I was instantly cured.
Well! I, Luo Ling, am full of energy again!
Everything that happened yesterday can be formatted and erased from your mind with just one click.
College life after this will definitely be normal and ordinary. Yes... right...
Why do I feel so inexplicably guilty?
Xiaoju blinked her eyes: "Master, my wife sent a text message last night."
Old! Po! Big! Man! Qin Shuang!
Among best friends, we also like to call each other husband and wife. I am the husband and Qin Shuang is the wife.
When I was in high school, this was not only popular among girls, but also among boys.
She must have wanted to ask me why I didn't register at school. We made an appointment to go to Tianheng College together, but I ended up in Kunhai.
How to explain this to her?
"Ah! Master, my wife is calling!" Xiao Ju also panicked, clenched her hands into fists, and looked at me nervously, "My brother hung up on my wife last night. My wife must be angry!"
"What——" My brother hung up Qin Shuang's phone without permission?!
I scratched my curly hair again. My brother was trying to kill me: "Hang up first and text my wife: The situation is complicated. I will explain it as soon as possible."
"Okay." Xiaoju texted carefully.
The question is how to explain this situation?! Hi, dear, I have really become a man, do you want to be my real wife?
I feel like I will be beaten to death by Qin Shuang.
After the text message was sent, Qin Shuang never called again.
She knew that something must have happened to me and it was not convenient for me to reply to her right now.
There is such a tacit understanding between mature women.