Chapter 194 Kamikaze is taking a shower, I sneak attack outside the door
Yu Jiutian immediately shrank his head after being slapped by me, his face flushed: "Yes, I'm sorry...I was brainwashed by you..."
I squinted at his red face. Are you really just brainwashed by me?
Why do I feel like green grass has begun to sprout on my head?
Just looking at the girly comics posted in his dormitory and his Queen's Assistant, the more I read, the more I felt that Qin Shuang was just the style he liked.
But liking her doesn't mean she has a secret love. He may just regard Qin Shuang as his goddess.
It's a bit similar to the admiration fans have for their idols.
Just because Qin Shuang has me as her boyfriend, it's hard for him to show off as a fan. He still keeps a distance from Qin Shuang because of me.
Based on this alone, I think Yu Jiutian is a reliable man.
Although, being cowardly is a bit cowardly.
But he also had his highlights and shining moments.
Eunuch Yu, you have successfully attracted the attention of this queen.
"Pah!" Honghuang suddenly threw out a stack of paper money and placed it boldly in front of Yu Jiutian, "Is it enough?"
"Pfft!" Yu Jiutian sprayed.
Qian Cang couldn't help but laugh.
I was also surprised that there were a lot of miscellaneous things in my ring, but there was really no paper money.
But among the space jewelry that Honghuang carries with him, there are always weird things that normal people wouldn't use.
"I'll burn it for you in advance to pave the way for you. One fight between brothers is enough." Hong Huang said expressionlessly.
Yu Jiutian's face turned dark instantly: "Get out!"
"Hahaha——" We are always happy in the dormitory.
In the evening, I still write reports honestly in front of the computer.
Hey, even if you save someone and make a meritorious service, you should not miss a single word in your report.
As soon as I write the report, I think of my good man who is twenty-four filial piety, and he will help me write the report.
I turned around and looked at his room. There was no magic circle! The door was not locked!
I squinted my eyes, calculated carefully for a while, then knocked on the table, and Xiaozuan climbed up.
Now I have a tacit understanding with him, we don’t even need to speak, just a movement is enough.
He climbed onto my table and happily rolled up his body, turning it into a snake-shaped diamond cup.
Then, the big mouth opened.
I took out a watermelon from the ring.
This ring, if zipped tightly, can keep it fresh and warm.
It looks the same when you put it in, and it looks the same when you take it out.
When the little lady saw me taking out delicious food, she immediately jumped out of the water tank.
This guy is a total foodie like me.
He likes to eat more than me, and he is not picky.
If not stopped, he will chew the furniture again.
He is definitely more capable than Erha in demolishing a house.
I cut open the watermelon and began to scoop out a few spoonfuls and put them into Diamond's open mouth.
Then add honey and ice cubes.
Xiao Zuan started to "squeeze--" juice...
Whatever comes into my hands, its ultimate purpose is to serve me and eat it.
This is a new function of the little drill that I recently researched, the juicer.
The small diamond is a natural diamond, does not contain any body fluids, and is very clean.
Moreover, it is difficult for diamonds like Xiaozuan to leave residue behind.
Anyway, I don’t dislike what comes out of Xiaozuan’s mouth.
Moreover, if I use the leftovers, Mrs. will eat them cleanly, and she will definitely eat them!
Soon, a glass of ice-cold watermelon smoothie was ready.
I directly picked up Xiaozuan's cup, and his little tail curved up to become the handle.
How cute.
I took another straw out of the ring and inserted it into the smoothie, and it was fine.
I sneaked to the door and knocked lightly: "Kamikaze? Can I come in now?"
Inside, there was no sound.
"I'll just assume you agree." I smiled crookedly and opened the door.
"Wow -" I heard the sound of water immediately!
I immediately opened my eyes and saw that Comrade Kamikaze was taking a shower!
Hey hey hey.
Quickly touch the corners of your mouth to see if saliva is flowing out.
I put the little diamond smoothie on the table in his room, and then hid by his bathroom door.
"Wow--" The sound of water made me distracted, and my face turned red involuntarily.
wipe!
Kamikaze, you haven't educated me well. Now my mind is full of things inappropriate for children.
I don't know how I got dirty.
When I was in junior high school, everyone started talking about dirty topics.
Even our teachers would tell some dirty jokes in order to get closer to us and become our friends.
But the effect was remarkable. We really liked the teacher who told us dirty jokes.
If you keep dirty, everyone will join in the dirty work.
The sound of water suddenly stopped.
"Thump thump thump thump!" My heartbeat started to speed up.
I was wrong, it turns out that the sound of water is not the most alluring.
It's the period of silence after the sound of water stops that gives you infinite room for reverie.
Obviously you only have a short time to get dressed, but this time can give you the illusion of elongated time.
"Click." The door opened.
As soon as the person came out, I jumped up to him without even looking and gave him a koala hug from behind!
Put your hands around his neck and your legs around his waist. You can't run away!
"Hey, the sneak attack was successful!" I lay on his back, smelling the delicious fragrance of shower gel all over his body, feeling proud.
Wait, I seem to be touching bare skin.
"Buzz--" He has no clothes on!
He was naked from the waist up, with a white bath towel wrapped around his lower body.
The towel became loose because it was wrapped around my feet.
"Xiao Ling!" He looked at me gloomily from the side.
Well……
I didn't expect him to come out naked.
Just as he was about to come down, his legs moved.
"Wow." Something fell...
He immediately grabbed my leg: "Forget it, don't come down."
"..." I think so too.
I sneakily poked my head around his neck, and I felt like my eyes could shine in this dark room!
I'm about to see it, I'm about to see it!
I saw his pale skin, his glowing chest, and then...
Well! What is it that covers this queen’s gaze?
Before I even blinked, Kamikaze was already wearing silver and blue silk pajamas!
What's going on!
As a man, you put on clothes so quickly, bad review!
"What do you want to see?" he asked with a smile.
I don't want to show my face, I won't say anything.
This baby is angry.
"Xiao Ling, come down." His hand touched my arm around his neck.
"No." Not only did I not get down, I also had to push him down.
I immediately pushed forward, but his center of gravity was unsteady and he fell forward. There was a bed in front of him, and he put his hands on the bed.
I continued to press hard, and he simply lay down on the bed, because he knew that his struggle was in vain.
I continued to lie on top of him, wrapping my legs around his waist and being sandwiched between him and the bed.
His bed was soft and his body was soft and fragrant. I took a deep breath and felt comfortable.
He didn't say anything, lying quietly on the bed, seemingly enjoying himself.
"Kamikaze, do you know what we look like now?" I leaned against the back of his neck and grinned.
"What?" he actually asked.
I laughed even harder: "Like a turtle."
He is the four legs of a tortoise, and I am the tortoise shell.
"Ha..." He smiled and propped up his body.
If he really exerted his strength, how could I possibly push him down?
I enjoyed hanging on him because he was completely effortless and made me feel as light as a swallow.