Chapter 238 Boys have a lot of psychological problems, big and small, I want to open business again
Every year, ancient monsters come to the earth.
In the eyes of humans, they are aliens.
Kamikaze also said that he and I have the same origin...
"Buzz--" Are we aliens?
I was shocked and broke into a cold sweat. Will there be strange tentacles growing out of my back?
So my dark brother is looking for me, is he trying to unite with me to rule the earth?
No! My imagination is getting bigger and bigger, and I can’t control how many I send——
"Rustling and hip-hop..."
What sound?
I raised my face, who is not afraid of death and dares to beep in my ear?
Hiss...that's not right, Xiao Zuan and Xiao Tai will take care of the door while I'm sleeping, how dare they do anything?
"It's awesome..."
It's like someone keeps whispering in your ear, which is annoying to death!
Which bitch dares to disturb this queen to think about such a major matter related to the peace of the universe?
I opened my eyes all of a sudden, and there was a whisper in my ear: "Unlock my seal...Hirisha Huha..."
The last sentence is like a mantra.
Devil Whisper is a natural ability of devils. In the game, it is called a passive skill. Just like we can eat and speak, they are born to confuse people.
When Kamikaze handed over Heng Ji to me, Jing Ting objected. It was not that he deliberately refuted Kamikaze, but that the devil was indeed in danger.
In fact, I have always been fascinated by how the divine wind can be so sure that I will not be bewitched by demons.
But at this moment, when Heng Hao casts a devilish whisper in my ear, I just feel annoyed.
I turned my face coldly and was stunned. I actually saw the whispers of demons floating in the air!
Just like I could see enchantments, I actually saw demonic whispers!
They are runes I have never seen before.
Some of them can barely be distinguished, they seem to be magic texts!
In the Six Realms Study, some simple magic texts will be introduced, but the focus is only on understanding them.
At least when we see the magic array, we can tell that it is the work of the demons.
Tianyu will not study the magic texts in detail and systematically. Firstly, because it belongs to another world and the magic texts are indeed incomplete. Secondly, it is afraid that someone will study them and practice magic skills.
In the West, it is dark magic.
Those magic words floating in the air were like musical notes, flying towards me.
I looked along the magic words, and sure enough, it was Heng Hao who was causing trouble.
When he saw me looking at him, the little skeleton's mouth was already grinning, and he was holding on to the railings of the cage and smiling evilly at me: "Yes...let me go...haha grupp...unlock my seal..."
Damn it, I'm really immune to him!
Does my power really belong to the dark type?
So I'm immune to all dark things?
But the strange thing is that I don't feel like I'm being attacked by dark forces.
No wonder Kamikaze encourages me to use it, but it still pays attention to it. Is it because it’s afraid that I’ll get backlash?
I blinked and decided to go along with it.
I sat up blankly, then stood up and walked towards him blankly.
"Yes...open the cage..." He slowly retreated into the cage.
I leaned over and opened the cage.
"Unlock my seal..." He opened his arms.
I stretched out my hand and pinched it tightly, like a Barbie doll.
He immediately felt: "Let go, let me go!"
I looked at him coldly, and suddenly, fire flashed in his holed eyes, and he fell into great panic: "Let me go - let me go -"
"It's so noisy!" I grabbed him out, turned around and threw Xiaotai's water tank away, "Xiaotai!"
Xiao Tai jumped out of the water tank and opened his mouth.
When Kota opens his mouth, you will see how big a slime's mouth is.
The little lady who was chubby at the beginning became flat because she opened her mouth.
"Ouch." He caught it in one gulp, said "gu dong", and swallowed it directly.
In an instant, I felt that the whole world was quiet and I went to take a bath.
He lifted up the T-shirt on his body and smelled it. He was sweating from the battle with Fukaya in the morning.
"Suck--" It doesn't stink.
Hey, that's the only thing good about heavenly beings, everyone is happy.
So Kamikaze is definitely the "close" brother. He always says that I stink, huh.
Soaking in the spiritual pool makes me feel relaxed.
The spiritual energy surrounded my whole body. Looking at the time, I actually slept for three hours.
Forget it, watching the game is worse than taking a salted fish bath at home.
"Shashasha." Xiaozuan climbed in.
I hooked my fingers at him and said, "Come, let's take a bath together."
He shook his head, turned to point at the door, and pointed with his tail raised.
I wondered: "Is someone coming?"
He nodded and crawled to the edge of my bath. I reached out and touched his head. He was so good.
He brought a bath towel to me. I took it and went to see which concubine came to see me.
After changing my clothes, I wiped my half-wet hair and opened the door, only to see that sitting in the living room was Ouyang Kun, a filial son!
Xiao Zuan and Xiao Tai now also know that I provide psychological counseling, so they will let people into this living room.
Ouyang Kun seemed a little uneasy, sitting on the sofa with his hands clasped.
What happened to this filial son?
Before, I was panicking because I was afraid of being "hunted" by everyone.
Now that the performance is over, what is he panicking about?
When he saw me, he stood up immediately and almost subconsciously shouted: "Dad."
"Hey." I answered immediately.
I accepted it, but he regretted it.
He turned his face sideways, gritted his teeth, and slightly slapped his mouth.
I wiped my head with a towel and threw it to Xiaozuan.
Xiao Zuan took it in his mouth and returned to his room consciously.
I sat down on the sofa domineeringly and crossed my legs: "Tell me, filial son, what do you want from your father and me? Why don't you go to the game?"
Ouyang Kun was also calm, his face no longer confused. I called him my son, sat back on the sofa, lowered his face: "I am nervous, I am very anxious."
anxiety?
I'm serious.
I got up, made him a cup of walnut powder, and put it in front of him: "Drink it and relax."
He looked into the cup and was shocked. He smelled it immediately and looked at me in surprise: "Could this be the one in the legend?"
"Yes, why do you have to ask each of you again? Drink it quickly." I sat back and looked at Ouyang Kun as relaxed as possible.
He gurgled, gurgled, and looked much better.
"What are you worried about? Tell me." I started casual chat mode.
I never thought that I would be open for business again so soon.
The psychological problems of boys are beyond my understanding of them.
I thought that only people like He Fengxi who don't like to communicate would have some psychological problems.
Unexpectedly, the second person to come was Qi Tian. Qi Tian fell into an unavoidable entanglement and embarrassment because of his brother's sexual orientation.
And later, it was this filial son.
Ouyang Kun seems to be laughing and joking, but in fact he is always anxious about trivial things.
Ouyang Kun's expression became anxious again. He looked at the balcony, and I knew he was concerned.
The boys who come to me for psychological counseling want to save face and don’t want others to see them.
Although the glass cannot be seen from the outside, it still feels transparent.
I waved my sword and the curtains were drawn.
He clenched the cup and suddenly burst into tears: "Hey, I've been under too much pressure lately, and I'm not normal... Spirit... I can't be hard anymore - ah - am I really sick and will always be a eunuch?
Ah——ah——”
Damn it! Damn it! Do you want to suddenly talk to me about such a hot topic?
At least give me some mental construction and preparation!