Chapter 293 Some people don't want me to be gentle, they want me to be rough
"Damn it! We are going to heaven if we follow Ling!" Did Yu Jiutian finally react?
The corners of Hong Huang's mouth secretly raised.
I immediately rolled my eyes coldly, and he quickly retracted the corner of his mouth and slowly lay back on his recliner with a dead fish look on his face.
Some people are ashamed of hugging thighs, but in ancient times, I think they were happy to hug them.
Huh, this demon lord has already seen through your pseudo-loyal dog’s desire to win!
"Now that we have decided on this top-up plan, should we discuss the details, just in case someone asks and our confessions are inconsistent." Yu Jiutian looked scheming.
We nodded in unison.
Yu Jiutian suddenly turned around, dressed in detective gear again, tugged on his red plaid tie, and pointed his silver pipe at us: "What kind of demon did you kill that day?"
This first problem is fatal.
Honghuang just said: "I don't know, I'm confused, I didn't pay attention, the situation is complicated, I don't have time to take a photo with the devil."
Honghuang’s answer is yes.
Are you fighting for fun? Are you taking photos with the devil to show off?
It's like saving people, but you still have a lot of things on your mind, and the person dies.
This time our enemies are demons, not low-level monsters and ghosts, who could die in minutes after just a short mission!
Who would do such a sb thing?
Ahem, this queen has done it...
But this time the devil was so powerful that the queen was knocked unconscious before she even had time to take a photo...
In order to become a demon hero, this salted fish in the prehistoric era finally got serious.
"What's the general appearance?" Yu Jiutian continued to ask.
Honghuang's dead eyes turned upside down: "Isn't he just like a devil..."
"No! Your answer is too perfunctory!" Mr. Yu expressed dissatisfaction.
I thought for a while: "Don't worry, I recently assigned homework to Heng Ji. I'll go get it."
"Yes! We have a real demon!" Yu Jiutian was excited.
I opened the door of the hidden room and shouted: "Hey! It's time to hand in your homework!"
Recently I locked him in and asked him to draw demons.
Spit out all the information he knows about the devil to me!
Heng He's small skeleton body flew out dragging a large flat plate.
Xiao Zuan and Xiao Tai were still following him closely, as if they were protecting the big boss.
Heng Heng handed the tablet to my hand obediently, and then looked at me timidly, tightening his little bones and hanging between Xiao Zuan and Xiao Tai.
For some reason, when the three men in the living room saw this inhuman team coming out, their expressions became tense.
Even our salted fish king, Mr. Honghuang, sat up and became a well-behaved student.
I held the tablet in my hand and looked at them strangely: "Why are you so nervous?"
Hong Huang tensed up from the recliner and carefully sat down next to Qian Cang.
Qian Cang also held the baby a little tight and looked behind me.
Yu Jiutian looked at me stiffly: "Ling, don't you feel it yourself?"
I looked at him confused: "What are you confused about?"
He suddenly went crazy and pointed behind me tremblingly: "A diamond monster that's hundreds of thousands of years old! A little Tai Sui that's hundreds of years old! Plus a demon with reason! Ling! To be honest, you're leading them now
Get out, the combat power is over a million levels! You can kill a demon by yourself!"
I was stunned for a long time, blinked, and suddenly came to my senses!
Damn it!
yes!
I already have an army of my own!
Yu Jiutian didn’t say anything, but I didn’t even feel it myself.
The main thing is that I usually raise them as children and never thought of taking them to the battlefield.
Moreover, they are all so cute and cute, I can't bear to let them kill monsters.
"No, they are still children." I didn't expect that one day, I would actually say this line.
Yu Jiutian opened his mouth wide and looked at me blankly.
I turned around and hooked my fingers with Xiaotai and Xiaozuan, and the two guys happily jumped into my arms.
I hugged them tightly and looked at Yu Jiutian and the other three men seriously: "They are my friends. Their humanity is not yet complete. I feel that a life of killing is not suitable for them. I love them and I don't want them to be harmed in any way."
Xiao Zuan happily wrapped his arms around my neck, and Xiao Tai also jumped on top of my head, comfortably making my hat.
In fact, I feel very comfortable with my little wife on my head, it is refreshing and cool, and I can stay awake all the time.
The flames in the Heming Skeleton's eyes were flying around, and it was also flying towards me.
I bluntly said: "Get out!"
He hummed, lowered his head, and tightened his little body.
That aggrieved look seemed like I was the devil who had been bullying this weakling like him.
Qian Cang's expression softened, and her eyes looked at me tenderly.
Honghuang's eyes shone again, this guy must have replaced me as the female devil again!
Yu Jiutian gave me a thumbs up: "You will be a gentle mother in the future..."
In the end, he almost said it through gritted teeth.
I immediately raised my eyebrows with a cold face: "Boss, why are you gritting your teeth when you say I'm gentle?" My mother also gritted her teeth and glared angrily.
Yu Jiutian immediately trembled, slowly retracted his body, turned back to timid, squeezed in between Honghuang and Qiancang, and pulled them up like a closed door, covering his body, leaving only his two legs exposed.
leg.
At first glance, it looks like two people with six legs.
The queen's sharp gaze shot directly through Honghuang and Qiancang, and she curled her lips: "I will also be very gentle to you."
"I firmly oppose it!" Hong Huang suddenly raised his hand, "I just love the way you are cruel to Lao Yu!"
What the hell?
Shouldn't you love the way I treat you harshly?
To Yu Jiutian? Haha.
It's true that you don't feel pain when the whip hits others. You just want to see me whip others, and you don't want to be whipped yourself, right?
I looked at Honghuang with a cold face: "You are making a show for me now!"
Honghuang shut up and returned to his dead eyes.
"Hey..." Qian Cang sighed.
The two middle school kids in the family each have their own characteristics, which makes our gloomy prince very tired.
I clicked on the tablet and passed my sword across it. A large light screen was displayed in the air for everyone to see clearly.
At first glance, Hengji has been working hard on his business recently and has painted a lot.
I clicked on the first one, and when the picture drawn by Heng Xi opened, I froze.
What the hell is this painting!
With his bold lines and violent facial features, all the children in kindergarten can draw better than him!
I suddenly felt really tired of raising a baby.
The three men on the sofa also stiffened.
The first thing Heng He drew was a dark thing with...seven mouths on it?
The mouth is also drawn like a sausage mouth, making it impossible to look directly at it.
With this abstract and heroic painting style, Picasso would have to be defeated.
There are also blood-red tongues sticking out of the seven mouths.
There is another one hanging under the body. I am not sure whether it is an indescribable part or a leg.
"What is this?" I asked Hengji directly.
Heng Xi tensed up and looked at me fearfully, then flew to my side cautiously and muttered: "All the talk..."
"Louder! Speak clearly!" I shouted.
The fire in Hengji's eyes trembled, and he looked like he was about to cry.
Don't blame me for being cruel and unkind to him, he also has ulterior motives towards me.