Chapter 295 Mom and Dad Seeing My Menswear Laughing Ruthlessly, Absolutely Kissing Mom and Dad
After we hastily decided that the demons we killed were from the wild world, we also hastily decided that the demons we killed were from the wild Baguan.
That's right, the characteristic of our salted fish team is that except not being careless about the second dimension, we can be careless about everything else.
If we wouldn't put this thought into normal times, as we are such lazy people, we could just spend it with special tasks.
But the current situation is that even the Immortal Dispatch Battalion may not be able to have missions worth millions of points!
So, I really can’t do it without explaining this time.
"Beep." A text message came from my mobile phone, and it turned out to be Deep Valley!
I looked tense and opened it. Sure enough, Shen Gu asked us to write a report on that mission!
I blinked and saw that the three men were still admiring the childish style of painting.
For this kind of report, who is the captain and who writes it?
Outside, Yu Jiutian is our captain.
Well, so this report should be written by Yu Jiutian, there is nothing wrong with it.
I immediately looked at everyone seriously: "Homeroom teacher Fukaya asked us to hand in the report."
As soon as I finished speaking, the three boys looked tense.
I took advantage of Yu Jiutian's sluggish moment and immediately said: "Raise your hand if you agree with Captain Yu Jiutian to write the report!"
"Whoa!"
"Whoa!"
Hong Huang and Qian Cang quickly raised their hands.
Yu Jiutian continued to stand there blankly, looking at us blankly.
OK, I just booked it hastily.
I looked at Qian Cang: "Qian Cang, can you change the painting style of Heng Ji... that... do you understand what I mean?"
Concubine Qian, the time has come to test our tacit understanding.
Qian Cang looked at the pictures Heng Ji drew and nodded: "I can draw them."
"Awesome!" I praised with both hands.
Our melancholy prince has a pale face and a slight smile on his lips.
To be honest, I really admire him for being able to correct Heng Ji's careless painting style!
"The meeting is dismissed!" I waved my hand.
Yu Jiu finally came to his senses: "Wait a minute, this report..."
Hong Huang and Qian Cang had already left, pretending not to see him.
Qian Cang took away the tablet Heng Ji had painted on, and Hong Huang hooked his neck.
Yu Jiutian immediately looked at me, and I glared with angry eyes.
Immediately, Xiaozuan raised his body on my neck and opened his big mouth.
What do you want?
Yu Jiutian was frightened for a second and bowed his head: "I'll write, I'll write..."
Very good, this is the responsibility of being a captain!
"Beep." Another text message?
This time, after hearing the sound of my text message, Yu Jiutian actually teleported away.
This is because I am deeply afraid that something else will happen to him.
I looked at my phone and it was Kamikaze!
I opened it happily and sweetly.
Kamikaze: Mom and dad are back, let’s go home for dinner.
Mom and Dad are back!
Yeah - I'm so happy!
By the way, my parents who had never been seen before finally showed up!
Make them look like agents.
The kamikaze told me to go home, which is our home below.
To be honest, I miss my own nest a little bit.
It's rare to go downstairs, so I have to take Xiaozuan and Xiaotai with me, just in time to take them to get some fresh air.
Xiaozuan and Mrs. Xiaozuan left with me, and Hengji couldn't stay here alone.
I grimaced and waved to Heng He: "Follow me."
"It's...the Demon Lord..." Hengji flew beside me honestly.
I happily threw Xuan Yi away, let's go home!
Haven't been home for a long time.
I used to live in the human world every day, but now I only come back when I'm doing tasks.
Before I knew it, winter had entered the city where I lived, the days were short and the nights were long. Before six o'clock, the street lights were already on.
Looking down from a bird's eye view, it's already the bustling city at the beginning of the lights, and the queues of cars have already lined up, entering the evening rush hour.
I like this small city where I live.
Small cities are as good as small cities. People are generally more comfortable and contented. Not many people are as anxious as in big cities, and they are not as nervous as big cities.
The most typical example is the Family Committee.
The primary school student committee elections in big cities are the same as those for foreign mayors. Each one is 985,211. It is not enough to declare your family background, but you also have to disclose your company position.
However, in our small city, there is no one to serve as a member of the Parent Committee, and the teacher has to "grovel" in the group and "please" everyone to actively sign up.
My parents chose a small city to raise me, perhaps because they wanted me to be in a relatively comfortable place with a balanced range of emotions.
Because, I can sense enchantment and see enchantment.
In big cities, people are impetuous, and the overall happiness of a city can be seen from the number of enchantments.
Just imagine, if I grew up in a place with a relatively dense population of enchantments, my psychology would definitely be affected.
Especially when the three views have not been fully established in childhood.
Now that I have grown up and my abilities have awakened, I have discovered the good intentions of my parents.
I flew into my room invisible and opened the door excitedly. Sure enough, I could smell the familiar aroma of vegetables!
How long has it been since you last seen your parents?
It's been almost five months.
After I took the summer vacation after graduating from high school and started traveling around the country while doing work, my parents also said that they were going on a business trip.
The three months since I entered Kunhai have been the most rapid changes for me. It's like my first growth and my growth spurt.
My abilities also grew rapidly, and I suddenly discovered that I could actually swallow enchantments alive!
Immediately afterwards, I discovered that after swallowing it, I could digest its power and turn it into my own power.
But now, it has developed to the point where it can even swallow demons!
My evolution is more like a mutation.
I left Xiaozuan, Xiaotai and Hengji in the room and solemnly warned them: "Don't wander around, I will take you out to play."
Xiao Zuan happily shook his head and tail and opened his mouth.
My little wife also happily jumped on my bed.
Heng He hugged Xiao Zuan's body tightly, as if seeking protection from a boss.
The three Zaizai all understood it, they were so good.
"Xiao Ling - is Xiao Ling back?"
It's my mom!
"Mom~~~I'm coming~~~" I floated out.
Then, the moment my father and mother saw me in the living room, they burst into laughter.
"Pfft hahaha-hahaha-"
The two of them laughed so loudly! They were so embarrassed! Aren't they afraid of neighbors complaining?
These are definitely my parents.
You are so heartless, cruel and unreasonable towards me.
I actually felt ashamed when they laughed at me.
Unconsciously pulling on his men's clothing and pants.
Before they laughed at me today, I was very confident as a boy in the boys' academy.
Now, I feel uncomfortable all over my body.
"Hahaha... Hahaha..." My mother laughed so hard that she burst into tears, "Oh, I can't do it anymore, this is so funny, Lao Luo, listen to her voice, hahaha... it's so funny...
"
"..." Mom, please consider your daughter's feelings.
Besides, was this what I was thinking about? That’s a kamikaze!
What about the kamikaze?
Just then, the culprit calmly came out with the food.
The high-ranking president of the student union of Kunhai Boys' College came out with pig intestines in his left hand and patted cucumbers in his right hand.