Medusa looked at my table of pots and pans and smiled: "You little pervert, you can't scare me."
"Little pervert?" I raised my eyebrows at her and took out my large bucket of mineral water, which is essential for making soup.
Medusa licked her lips and looked at me with a smile: "I like you, a cross-dresser, you taste so tender~"
It turns out that she saw me wearing women's clothing before and thought I was a big shot in women's clothing.
"Are you sure?" I pulled out Xuan Yi again, and the black Xuan Yi turned into a black kitchen knife in my hand.
Xuan Yi's angry voice came again in his mind: "Can you use me seriously?"
As a foodie, this is the most serious way to use you!
I take food as seriously as Honghuang takes cos and Qian Cang takes design!
I walked towards Medusa holding the kitchen knife, but she was firmly trapped in my giant hand.
This is my most proud enchantment recently: Wuzhishan!
"Hey!" A snake hair on her head came towards me. I grabbed it and swung the knife down without blinking!
"No! Ling!" Jing Ting exclaimed from behind.
But Jing Ting's shouts are not as sharp as my sword. Xuan Yi is a divine sword, how can it not be sharp?
I cut the snake in half with one stroke of my knife!
Immediately, Medusa felt her whole body stiffen.
I held the broken snake in my hand and grinned.
But slowly, the white snake in his hand gradually turned into a strand of white hair.
I took one look, "Pah!", fell to the ground, and looked at Medusa angrily: "You are defrauding consumers!"
Medusa suddenly came back to her senses amidst my angry shouting. The moment she came back to her senses, huge fear overflowed from her beautiful eyes, and her sharp eyes also rose: "Are you sick? You are really
I want to eat my mother-in-law!"
I raised the knife and pointed it at her grimly: "Return to your original form!"
"Are you a devil?" Medusa struggled to stretch her neck and roared, "You heavenly beings can't eat demons—"
"Hahaha -" I laughed arrogantly while holding a big kitchen knife, "That's someone else! There is someone behind me, I can eat whoever I want!"
I picked up the kitchen knife and slashed at her neck.
"Ah——" Medusa screamed in horror.
"Pa!" Suddenly someone grabbed my wrist.
What treacherous traitor dares to stop me from enjoying the delicious food!
I looked over coldly, and it turned out to be Jing Ting.
I believe that Jing Ting will definitely give up the idea of pursuing me after today.
Jing Ting looked at me extremely seriously and anxiously: "Ling, I really can't eat it!"
"I'll give you the antidote! You, you, you, protect me!" Medusa actually sought Jing Ting's protection.
Jing Ting held my hand firmly, pressed down my kitchen knife hard, and turned to look at Medusa coldly.
Medusa rolled her tongue, rolled up a pill and sent it out of her mouth.
The long tongue, almost as long as an arm, was brought directly to Jing Ting's face.
Jing Ting slowly let go of my hand and warned her seriously again: "Don't touch her!"
After saying that, he took the elixir and returned to Qi Tian.
I looked unhappy, picked up the knife and looked through it: "It's really boring. I didn't eat the bullfrog, I didn't eat the pig, and I didn't eat the snake today! Why is it so hard to eat a monster?"
Medusa shrank in horror beside me: "Bullfrog...? Pig...? Could it be you! You did Brother Frog and King Pig?!"
I swung the kitchen knife, and it turned into a small black dagger in my hand. I raised my eyes and curled my lips with a cold smile: "Yes, I just..." I narrowed my cold eyes, "Tianyu Tufu."
Medusa's eyes immediately trembled, and she looked like she couldn't believe that a demon like me could be born in the realm of righteousness and light.
My eyes started to go down from her neck, past her graceful lines, and settled on her gallbladder.
"You, what do you want to do! Hurry! Save me! This devil wants to take out my courage -" Medusa began to beg for help again.
Oh, you are smart. It seems that fear of death is instinctive.
I frowned: "It's so noisy!" I stepped forward and pressed her abdomen with one hand, preparing to penetrate her with the other hand.
"ah--"
"Spirit!" Suddenly, someone flashed around him again, Qi Tian just happened to be meddling in his own business!
Qi Tian was still a little weak, but he still teleported to me and held my wrist.
I looked at him coldly: "I dug it out just to replenish your body."
Qi Tian's eyes instantly froze.
I looked at him seriously: "You have her snake venom on you, so of course it's best to use snake gallbladder."
Medusa's body kept shaking under my hands, and she was so scared that she was covered in cold sweat.
"You are the devil...you are the devil!!" Medusa screamed at me, "How could there be such a devil in your heaven -"
I frowned, slashed my sword through the air, and sealed her mouth again.
Jing Ting also teleported to Qi Tian and supported his still weak body.
Qi Tian lowered his face helplessly, but still did not dare to let go of my hand: "Ling, we really can't eat monsters."
"Why not?" I asked back. Medusa's body stiffened instantly, and I said as if it was natural. "There is no rule in the laws of the heavens that you cannot eat monsters."
Qi Tian raised his hand to rest his forehead: "Article 62, Paragraph 3 of the Tianyu Criminal Law, during the arrest of demon criminals, no one shall abuse the demon criminal or intentionally harm the demon criminal..."
"Yeah! Yeah!" Medusa made a fierce voice, as if saying: Did you hear it? Did you hear it?
Qi Tian slowly let go of my wrist and looked at me seriously: "There are provisions in Tianyu's criminal law. Even if you have to execute the opponent during arrest, you must give him the last dignity and not kill him. Ling, if you eat
If you lose even one part of her, you will be expelled from the heaven."
I immediately turned my face and said with a displeased look on my face: "Wipe it, the snake soup in my mouth is gone."
"I'll take you to eat!" Mr. Jing said. I looked at him and found that his face was a little tight and he looked a little twisted when he looked at me. "From now on, tell me whatever you want to eat and I'll take you there."
Eat, don’t think about eating monsters.”
"Ling." Qi Tian was obviously feeling better again, and his face regained its color. He held my arm anxiously, his eyes filled with confusion, "Why do you want to eat monsters?"
I put away my knife and raised my eyebrows: "Things that are thousands of years old, still wild, and fed with human flesh, must be delicious."
After I finished speaking, I laughed!
My smile made both Jing Ting and Qi Tian freeze in laughter.
I turned to look at Medusa. She was so frightened that her face turned pale. Before, she was always licking her lips and drooling at me. Now, I slowly licked my lips at her: "Don't come out of the immortal camp.
I caught it, you know. Next time, my two brothers won’t be around.”
Medusa's eyes immediately trembled, she looked out the window, and immediately struggled and twisted, as excited as if she had seen a savior.
The three of us turned to look, who did Medusa see when she was so excited?
In the moonlight, people from the Immortal Detachment arrived! There was also a prison van behind them!
"Ling, put it away quickly." Qi Tian reminded me hurriedly, as if he was really afraid that the people from the Xianqian camp would discover my intention to eat demons and be expelled from the heaven.
Why didn't I see that Qi Tian had the qualities to be a mother?
By the way, he also "managed" Jing Ting all day long, which really broke the heart of his wife.