Chapter 316 The end of hurting each other is that you and I stink together
I immediately scooped up the yin mud. The strange thing was that although it absorbed the turbid yin energy, it was still warm. Moreover, I clearly remembered that the yin mud that Xiaotai pulled out was transparent, but now, it has turned into
black.
Hot, soft, dark, and smelly.
I was instantly confused by the wind.
Ouch!
Xiaotai! I really thank you! Thank you!
I quickly flew up, and the Yin Qi also rose up with me. A huge gust of wind blew up throughout the yard, blowing the wig off Lin Gui's head.
Once the Yin Qi leaves, his yard and pool will soon return to normal temperature, and the koi that rolled their eyes will return to normal.
Kamikaze took out an ordinary packing box, I threw the stuff in, and he immediately closed it and put a seal on the outside.
Immediately, he drew his sword across the surrounding area and shouted: "Disperse!"
The gloom that gathered around us finally dispersed.
"Ugh!" I retched, "Why does Xiao Tai's feces smell so stinky! Ugh!" I felt like I was going to vomit out the shaomai and wontons I had eaten in the morning.
The kamikaze looked at me and said happily: "Because it absorbs turbid and polluted odors, have you forgotten? In other words, the odor in the septic tank in the entire community will also be absorbed by it."
Let me beep beep beep - this is a powerful air freshener!
The kamikaze actually laughed! I raised my hand and slapped him, but he immediately stepped away and continued to laugh: "You have shit on your hands."
Ah - this baby is so angry -
That's not shit! That's not it! That's not it!
That’s yin mud! It’s yin mud! It’s yin mud!
snort!
I was even more irritated when I came home. As soon as I opened the door, my parents shouted: "Which one of you stepped on shit? Wash yourself and come in again!"
So infuriating!
Kamikaze also pretended that he couldn't bear it and poked my arm with a finger, pushing me away: "Did you hear me? Mom asked you to wash up before you come out."
I immediately exploded: "Kamikaze! You scumbag! You asked me to pick it up, but you didn't tell me it would be so smelly!"
Kamikaze chuckled: "You will still pick it up after I told you?"
"You can go pick it up!"
"That's your pet, you have to be responsible."
"Didn't you always do whatever I asked you to do before?"
"Except for picking up shit."
"You're so annoying--" I called out my hand directly.
He quickly grabbed my hand and said, "No biological and chemical weapons are allowed!"
The two of us kept going into the room until my mother yelled: "It stinks! Get out of here!"
I pouted unhappily, and Kamikaze grabbed my wrist and laughed again.
He pulled me into the bathroom, turned on the hot water, and took out a bottle of pink lotion from his space treasure ring. When he opened it, the fragrance of flower petals filled the room.
He leaned over to me, I looked at his handsome profile, and peeked outside the door. No one was there, so hurry up and take a bite!
Come on, Fenghou, take a sip!
I quickly kissed him on the face.
His whole body was frozen there.
I grinned, put it on my face, and took another sip.
He turned his face sideways, and I smiled happily and lowered my voice: "Is there a... exciting feeling of having an affair?"
I raised my eyebrows wickedly.
There was a sudden fire in his dark eyes, and he suddenly grabbed my chin and hit my lips hard.
I was completely stunned.
In the past, his kisses were gentle, superficial, and restrained.
But today, his kiss was ferocious, breaking into my lips like a beast, instantly taking away all my thoughts and letting me taste the "terrible" consequences of teasing him.
I suddenly came to my senses, no, this queen cannot fall behind!
I also held his face and responded awkwardly!
My kissing skills are all theoretical. I learned them from thousands of romance novels. I need to practice them today!
She turned around hard and pressed him against the sink. Yes, I am the strong one!
Unexpectedly, my response provoked him to kiss me even more fiercely.
My breath was almost drained by him, my lips began to feel numb and hot, and my mouth was stained with the fragrance of his mouth, but... why did the air become more and more smelly!
"Ugh!" We both retched at the same time...
His face was flushed, and he touched his face while gasping for breath, put it in front of him and smelled it, and instantly turned his face into "autism".
It suddenly dawned on me that I held his face, so I removed the stinky smell from my hands...
"Haha...hahaha..." He actually burst into laughter, bending over and shaking his head.
I couldn't help but laugh, and I fell behind him with my head on his trembling back.
That's right! Since we love each other, we should share blessings and hardships, and step on shit together!
Kamikaze laughed for a long time, stood up straight, put his arm around my shoulders and shouted: "Mom, the little spirit rubbed his feces on me, can we wash it together?"
My eyes widened immediately, could I ask this directly?
I tightened my grip on my clothes. This was not a highway, but a rocket flying into the sky. This development was a bit beyond my expectation.
But since Feng Hou thinks...this queen will not be pretentious!
"I'm going to die!" Mom suddenly jumped out, with a fierce look, "I told you everything! When you grow up, you have to learn to avoid it! Xiaoling, come out! Don't follow Xiaofeng's bad example!"
I was stunned and realized that my mother now calls me Kamikaze not "your brother", but "Xiao Feng"!
So, is mom also helping us silently?
I feel it, mom, from now on you will be my best friend, old man!
Dad also came out, with a serious look on his face: "Xiao Ling, you are older now, and Dad has always wanted to give you an adult gift." As he said that, Dad took out something with a pink ribbon from behind - scissors!
"Pfft, hahaha——" I laughed until my nostrils were in the sky.
Dad, I won’t even support the wall, but I will support you!
"I put it here, you can take it yourself." Dad put it on the coffee table casually and refused to bring it over. This was obviously because he disliked the two of us because we were too smelly and he didn't want to get close.
Kamikaze was unhappy: "Dad, why are you helping Xiaoling but not me?"
His father looked at him with disgust: "My daughter is my father's caring little cotton-padded jacket, and you are just a jacket, not of much use."
"Pfft... Hahaha -" I held Kamikaze's arm to stop myself from laughing. I could hear my father's disdain for Kamikaze from his tone.
Kamikaze was speechless, turning his face away and not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
He turned back and looked at me depressedly: "You're still smiling, right?" He suddenly held my face and rubbed it against mine hard!
ah----!
I am also "autistic"...
Can this kind of tasteful happiness be stopped in moderation...
Sure enough, the result of hurting each other is that you and I stink together.
This reunion with my parents felt like returning to the ordinary but happy life below.
After seeing off my parents in the evening, Kamikaze and I also started to return to the heaven.
But we are always holding our swords in the air, just like taking a walk after dinner, and never enter the heavenly realm.
He and I flew side by side in the bizarre laser light beams, holding each other's hands. On a starless night, there was a different kind of romance in the swinging laser lights.
Xiaozuan, Xiaotai and Hengji also poked their heads out of the canvas bag and looked at the beautiful scenery intertwined by the lasers.