Chapter 4 The placement competition basically has nothing to do with me as a scumbag
I put down the photo, took a deep breath, and exhaled: "Brother, this fucking society is dead, can you put it up?"
"No." He answered simply.
"I'm your brother now!" I shook my face and glared at him. Do you want me to take off the vest you put on me in public?
His dark eyes widened, and he suddenly realized, showing a trace of reluctance: "It seems that I can only look at it secretly."
Hey~ My whole body felt like it was electrified again.
Looking at Brother Mingluan's expression, he feels constipated, just like the expression of a straight man when he sees BL comics.
I held back the feeling of vomiting and flew out of the window. My whole body was in a mess. I took out my phone and checked my information. Sure enough, all of them turned into men, which shows how fast it was!
There is no way my brother can handle such a huge project alone, not even my dad.
I suddenly felt that I had been living in a huge "conspiracy" for the past eighteen years, and my brother had become the most familiar stranger to me!
In Tianyu, family members who are not related by blood are actually very common.
For example, a person with spiritual roots and spiritual power found in the mortal world is brought back to the heavenly realm to be raised and taught by heavenly parents.
Also, because heavenly beings fight against demons and monsters all the year round, and deaths and injuries are common, their children will become orphans and be adopted by others.
Because it is so common, adopted children usually know the truth by the time they reach the age of sixteen.
But in my family, it has become an unspeakable secret.
What are my father, my mother, and my brother hiding? What is my life experience?
Maybe in the end, the truth will be simple and ordinary, within my guess. But the more you don't tell me now, the more itchy my heart becomes.
The examination room has appeared ahead.
The huge platform with blue cloud patterns is already filled with new students. There are only 108 people admitted to Kunhai College this year.
Tianyu University, unlike ground universities, has a number of years. Here, credits determine whether you can graduate. Put it this way, a bad student like me might not be able to graduate from Kunhai in a hundred years.
The key is, I may not survive until graduation! This is the most terrifying and bald thing!
It's very likely that you'll get your lunch box right at midfield.
The credits in Tianyu are not like taking courses on the ground, but actually fighting against monsters and monsters.
The difficulty of Kunhai College's missions starts from level 2! Even a scumbag like me can't get level 3 or 4 missions! How can I earn credits? Going to level 2 is tantamount to committing suicide.
And once you enter the academy, all previous credits will be cleared and accumulated again.
My brother is asking me to go to school? Is he going to jail in disguise?
By the way, because it’s a credit system, my brother can always “watch” me here!
Ah - I want to kill my brother again!
I fell in the last row, put my left hand in my trouser pocket, rubbed my temple with my right, and took a few deep breaths before suppressing the murderous aura. Let’s go through the class competition first. Since I am a bad student, I shouldn’t work so hard.
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The class division competition is actually a big battle. The top twenty students who win the group battle will enter the Kunhai elite class and become the immortal dispatchers of Kunhai.
Then there are the upper and middle levels. There are no lower levels just to save face for those who are admitted to Kunhai University.
All of them are arrogant academic masters. They were in the first or second grade in their original school. But here they become lower-ranking students. Do you want to lose yourself? There will be a big psychological gap and you will become autistic.
"I'm very happy that everyone has chosen our Kunhai College. I hope you can show your true strength in the class placement competition and choose the instructor you want! Now, the class placement competition officially begins!"
The white jade statues of Qinglong, Suzaku, White Tiger and Xuanwu rose around the huge platform. Divine light came out from their mouths, and a huge barrier began to open above us, covering the surrounding area.
In an instant, I felt murderous energy surrounding me.
At the moment when the barrier completely fell, the sword light suddenly rose! I felt countless boys flying around me with full of male hormones!
Come on, you hot-blooded young men!
I was the only one who stood there calmly and started walking towards the corner.
I went up and was beaten up by them, and I was placed in the loser class with wounds all over my body.
I squatted aside and did not participate, so I was also assigned to the loser class.
So, why should I go up to ask for a beating?
I stood under the statue of the Suzaku God, clasped my hands together, and opened a small barrier to wrap myself up to avoid being accidentally hurt.
Then, I pulled out a white T-shirt from the space treasure ring and wrote eight big words with a paint pen: Be the last, don’t fight for the first!
Xuan Yi stood up, and I pushed up my T-shirt to prop up the hard flag of my scumbag!
Then, he took out a recliner from the space treasure ring and lay down comfortably.
The gods are fighting above, and I, a scumbag, am here to shout 666 to you.
Huh? Why is someone flying towards me? He's still a boy in Hanfu.
He stood outside my barrier, looking down at me with a majestic expression.
Junyi's raised eyebrows gave him the domineering look of a king, his black eyes were slightly bronzed, and his thick eyeliner made his eyes look even more domineering.
This boy... wears makeup! His eyebrows are thickened, his eyes have colored contact lenses, double eyelid stickers and his face is lifted!
His face and the black mysterious robe on his body looked very familiar. I was shocked to remember that this was a recent anime character called "God King"!
So, is he cosplaying that character?
"Get out of the way." His expression was the same as that character's, he was entering the drama!
That is a god-king who is arrogant to everyone!
I twitched my lips: "Do you know the meaning of this position? The person lying here will admit that he is the salted fish king!" Friends of the second dimension, I must cooperate, and I also said sharply in the tone of a second grader.
Occasionally hit two, decompress and recharge.
He narrowed his cold eyes and said, "That's right! I am the Salted Fish King, and no one can take away my throne!"
Phew! This is the first time I meet someone who wants to be the last and first.
It's such an anti-routine that I don't know how to respond.
I stood up immediately and saluted respectfully: "King! Please lie down!"
I also like "God King" very much. Seeing that he cosplays a character I like, I give up the position of king to this loser!
"Yes!" He nodded with satisfaction, entered domineeringly, and then lay down.
The two of us are perfect middle school duds.
I was about to sit next to me when two more boys flew down!
Damn it! Are there going to be a swarm of salted fish today!
I saw a tall and slender boy, with long hair tied up casually, and the strands hanging slightly around his face. There was a hint of coldness and indifference in his handsome appearance.
He wears the very popular Chinese style embroidered stand-up collar white short-sleeved shirt, and the same color thick pants. His thin face is drooped, and he exudes the melancholy of a literary boy.
He was also holding an extremely exquisite ancient-style male doll in his hand. The male doll had gleaming white hair and was wearing extremely exquisite and luxurious clothes!
The other boy's face was lower than his, and his whole body was hunched up. He was wearing an extremely loose hooded sportswear, as if he was guilty of committing a crime, wrapping himself tightly, and he couldn't see clearly at all.