I patted my chest and said, "Isn't there one in our dormitory?"
Qin Shuang was startled and looked at me: "You find a fake boyfriend for your wife? Are you having sex with yourself?!"
"..." Qin Shuang's words left me speechless for a moment, but she was right.
I was stupid because of my habit when He Feng attacked their dormitory before, which shows that I have really relaxed during this period.
But in my dormitory, the situation is different. We are all good brothers. I can confess some things to them and they will keep it confidential.
"Puch!" She couldn't help but laugh.
I looked at her depressedly: "I trust my brother in the dormitory. I can say that we are best friends."
Qin Shuang's expression immediately became serious: "Luo Ling! Listen, I won't let you take any risks. Your business is big, and mine is just a blind date, a small matter. As you said, it's not a big deal for me.
Go."
Qin Shuang is serious, I am very touched.
But this time I am not being stupid again, but I really want the good boys in my dormitory to know that my wife Qin Shuang is really a good girl, and she is still single.
Qin Shuang uses me to stop the rotten peach blossoms, but what if there is a true destiny?
Real good boys know their own rules and will not approach girls who have boyfriends. Will Qin Shuang miss out on her true love because of the existence of my "boyfriend"?
I also raised my lips and smiled: "It's not a big deal here. The worst thing I can do is let them think I'm a real person."
"Puch." Qin Shuang smiled at me for a moment and hugged me.
The warm sisterly love, it would be great if there was a real boy between us.
"How about you play a word game first?" I started to be clever.
Qin Shuang let me go and wondered: "What do you mean?"
I raised my lips in a bad way: "Uncle asked you to take your boyfriend back on the weekend, but he didn't say which weekend it was."
I started to raise my eyebrows at her, and she suddenly realized: "You are so weird! Well, that's it. Let's delay it for a while. Then should we go on a date this weekend~"
Qin Shuang took my arm and started to raise her eyebrows at me again.
I immediately gave him a wink, it was necessary.
I haven’t played in Tianyu for a long time. Tianyu also has shopping malls, cinemas, and various entertainment venues!
Of course, the date she was talking about included not only shopping, but also teaming up to fight monsters together.
Nothing deepens sisterhood more than beating up monsters~
"By the way, Honghuang will go to the comic exhibition next week and let me be his savior." I immediately told Qin Shuang the good news.
Qin Shuang suddenly became excited and jumped up and down: "Who is who?"
I handsomely said that Honghuang and I wanted to cosplay the character: "How about it? This is your husband's first cosplay, so you have to support it..."
"Ah - Husband Shuo - I want to support Honghuang Sama -"
"..." As expected, I humiliated myself again and greened myself again!
Turn over the table! No more going!
At 6:40 the next day, I got up.
When I was in my third year of high school, I never got up before 7:30.
I first check Xiaozuan's nest to see if he has pooped.
He didn't stay in the nest. After searching for a long time, I found him in the corner of the curtain.
He huddled there, too afraid to come out.
"What are you doing? No one is arresting you here, and you are still here, so you can be rough." I pulled up the curtains, and he moved away embarrassedly, and then I saw a bunch of flashing yellow behind his butt.
of...shit...
What the hell is this!
I squatted down, and he curled up together again in embarrassment, burying his face in his body.
I first reassured him: "It's okay, it's normal to poop after eating. I'll give you a poop basin later."
He became happy, climbed up my body, and hung on my neck.
I took a broom and swept out the pile of shit. Hey, people can't be greedy. What the diamond snake pulled out was not diamonds, but shit.
But there is something wrong with the sweeping.
This shit is as hard as stone, and it immediately reflects yellow light when exposed to the sun.
I was shocked, so I did something Luo Ling had never done in my life, which was to pick up shit.
I took out a napkin and picked up a small yellow particle the size of a crystal bead. Damn it! Although it is not a diamond, it is still a topaz!
The particles in the hand sparkled clearly in the sunlight, clearly like gems, but there was something unknown inside that dyed it yellow.
I thought about it, took out my phone and took a picture of the pile to Kamikaze: "Guess, what is this?"
Kamikaze replied instantly: "Topaz?"
Sure enough, the kamikaze was as I guessed. I couldn't help but laugh immediately and felt disgusted with him: "It's Xiao Zuan's shit."
Then, Kamikaze always had the other party preparing to enter the status:...
"Click!" The door opened, and Kamikaze came over wearing pajamas.
So, Kamikaze and I squatted together and began to watch Xiaozuan’s first pile of shit.
He also picked up one and looked at it carefully in the morning light: "This seems to be a gem crystal, with unknown powder inside that dyes it yellow."
Unknown powder...
"Walnut powder?!" I exclaimed.
Kamikaze looked at me doubtfully.
I started to explain: "Yesterday, I asked Little Diamond to help me peel big walnuts. Little Diamond was so useful! He swallowed the shells all at once and spit out the walnut meat for me..."
Kamikaze's expression became increasingly stiff as I recounted my story.
"Xiao Zuan is so awesome, he even ground the walnut shells into powder, haha. Xiao Zuan, you are so awesome!" I couldn't help but grab Xiao Zuan's neck, and brought him to me to masturbate.
Xiao Zuan was also very happy, rubbing her smooth head in my hand.
Kamikaze remained speechless, and he probably couldn't really express any opinions.
"I'll leave these for you to study. I'll go to class first." I patted Kamikaze on the back happily.
He looked at the pile of shit with a depressed look: "Yeah."
I stood up happily, and Xiao Zhuan immediately wrapped himself around my neck. It seemed that he was bored and wanted to go out.
I took my little diamond with me to class.
I walked into the professor's house like I didn't recognize my relatives. Hum, I was the man who broke Professor Yukino's sword. So I asked, who else?
Suddenly, another Qinghan sword struck me head-on.
Damn it, what’s going on!
I quickly held up the shield with both hands!
The Qinghan sword is slashing at my shield, and it's going to break again today!
"Crack!"
Qinghan's sword was not broken, but my barrier was completely shattered in front of me!
When little spiritual lights exploded in front of me, Professor Xingye fell down and chuckled: "Luo Ling, the naked sword you broke yesterday was a naked sword. Do you know the meaning of a naked sword?"
I nodded stiffly.
A naked sword is a sword without the spiritual power of the person adding spiritual power, it is the sword itself.
And today, it was the Qinghan Sword that shattered my shield, but with the added power of Professor Xingye!
Oh my god, how many attacks did Professor Yukino have?
"Come again!" When Professor Yukino didn't give me a moment to breathe, the Qinghan sword was chasing me again just like yesterday.
Qinghan's sword turned into a big hammer in the air!
I'll give you a hammer!
The hammer hit me directly. I immediately increased my strength and opened my shield again and again.
"Pah! Pah! Pah!"
Professor Yukino kept hitting me and playing with me as a gopher!